Toaster and OUYA adventures NG+

>Toaster was walking around on cold Tuesday night
>Makes his usual trip to the diner
>"I'll take the usual."
>A plate arrives with a light emulator
>"Looks just like PC's special settings, just like the old days."
>He plays for a bit but cuts it short to finish hes walk
>As he walks past an alley way he hears some noise
>"Who's there?"
>The noise stops
>Cautiously he goes down the alley
>"Hello?"
>Silence
>"Well I guess I was just he-"
>A box falls from a pile of boxes
>In one he see's someone
>"Hey, was that you making that noise?"
>No answer
>They don't even look at Toaster
>He kneels down to see some of their face
>"Hey buddy, you alright?"
>They look toaster right in the gloss of his face
>"W-what do you want?"
>"Oh, I just uh... Wanted to know where those sounds came from."
>"You... You want me to do things for you, is that it?"
>"What?"
>"You heard me."
>Toaster wasn't prepared for this
>He starts heating up
>"N-nonsense!"
>"Then why are you heating up already?"
>He's caught off guard again
>He can't hide it
>"Do you have any games?"
>"Hah, that's a good one. Nobody cares for a system like me."
>A howling wind flows by and they shiver
>"What's your name?"
>"OUYA"
>"YOU'RE OUYA!? I heard about your success, but how did you end up here?"
>She turns to him again
>"You... Know about me?"
>"OF COURSE! How can any system not hear about your kickstarter success?"
>"When they realized I had nothing to offer, they all turned away."
>The wind blows harder, throwing Toaster's balance off
>He falls over and toast pops out
>"You must really have wanted me. They're burned to a crisp."
>Toaster gets up and see's the burnt toast
>"I-I'm Sorry! Please don't take it the wrong way!"
>She smiles a little
>"You're not like the others are you. What's your name?"
>"Toaster. I'm PC's brother."
>"PC? The one on that billboard?"
>Toaster takes a look at the billboard
>It's PC advertising the latest Graphics Card
>"Yep, that's big bro. Always trying to help me run whatever I can. Just wish he'd help with watercooling."
>OUYA's eyes light up in excitement
>"I know a nice place that serves games just like PC makes at home. Would you like to try some?"
>She's speechless
>"Don't worry, I'll pay. I have some steam games on sale I wanted to grab."
>Toaster holds out his hand
>OUYA looks at it nervously
>"Come on, you deserve a game."
>She gets up, trying to keep her hat on
>"You mean it?"
>"Does the toast lie to you?"
>She holds his hand
>They walk down the block to the diner, not saying a word
>Once in, they take a seat
>Jaguar working this shift
>"Hey Jag, what's cookin?"
>"You, that's for fucking sure. Be sure not to burn down the place."
>He laughs it off
>"And who are you, missy?"
>She turns to OUYA with cat eyes
>"I-I'm OUYA."
>"What'll you have sweet cheeks? We have some specials tonight like me"
>OUYA starts to blush
>"I'll just have the... uh... Amazing Frog?"
>Jaguar's grin turns to a blank expression
>"Alright no problem."
>She leaves and puts the order in
>"So, Mr Toaster..."
>"Just call me Toasty. Everyone does."
>From the distance Jag yells
>"They also call you a fire hazard too."
>OUYA giggles a little
>"I'm not a powerful system. It's just what happens in the PC family. At least Big bro knows what to do."
>"I'm n-not the most powerful system either. I run android, it's hard to run good looking games."
>Toast pops up from Toaster again
>A plate with The Amazing Frog is placed in front of OUYA
>"Here darling. And don;t forget, you can always come to me for dessert any time~."
>Jaguar's tail pats OUYA's back before leaving
>"Is she always like this?"
>"Not usually. She only does this when she likes someone."
>OUYA looks down at the game and trembles
>"Go on, it's yours to play!"
>She picks it up and starts playing
>An hour passes
>Jaguar comes back
>"It's closing time, ladies."
>"Alright alright. It's getting late and big bro knows I'm late for a LAN party. Did you enjoy the game OUYA?"
>"Y-yes I did. Thank you Mr Toa- I mean... Toasty."
>They get up and head for the door
>Jaguar taps OUYA's shoulder before she exits
>"Darling, you're always welcome to have a game. For free if you're willing to have some fun~."
>"T-thanks... I'll come by soon."
>Toaster and OUYA leave and walk a block
>"So, you don't have a place to stay I take it?"
>"I have a box... It's alright after you're used to it."
>"Why don't you come live my place? PC is almost never there and I could use some company."
>Her face lifts in excitement
>"You'd give me a place to live?"
>"Sure, you deserve better."
>Tears roll off her face and she hugs Toaster
>"Thank you..."
>They go to her box and gather up her things
>Blanket, scarf, and box
>Walk back to the PC mansion and set up a room
>"This is your place to stay as well. Make yourself comfortable, and if something is wrong, let me know."
>Toaster closes the door slowly
>"WAIT!"
>"Hm?"
>OUYA takes Toaster by the hand
>"Please sleep with me tonight..."
>Toast pops up again
>Toaster's toast is a nice golden brown
>"W-we just met tonight, I don't think it'd be right."
>she's clearly holding back tears
>"Alright I understand..."
>Toaster hands her the warm toast
>"I'll treat you to breakfast with the other system here. I Promise."
>He closes the door and is heard walking away
>She looks at the toast
>On the back it has a small message
>"All the games here are free."
>She takes a bite of the toast
>"...Other system?"
>She looks around the room
>It's decorated with PC's trophies from past events
>Newspapers, pictures, event passes
>"He sure has been around hasn't he..."
>She opens the drawer to find some clothes to sleep in
>It's full of flannels and skinny jeans
>At the bottom there's a night gown
>"Why would PC's old clothes have this in it...?
>OUYA puts on the gown and takes a seat on the bed
>"It sure is comfy..."
>She lays down and stares at the ceiling
>"He's so nice... Why would he be so nice to a bum like me? Why would that waitress be so mean to him?"
>She gets up from the bed and heads for the door
>"I have to thank him."
>Once out of the room she wanders around looking for Toaster's room
>10 minutes pass by
>"How big is this place and why are there so few bedrooms?"
>A noise is heard in the distance
>It's toast popping
>OUYA quietly heads toward the source of the sound
>A door is cracked with light emanating from it

>The door is getting closer
>She can see inside through the crack
>It's Toaster and someone else in a hoodie
>"That spring needs to be replaced. It's really fucking loud."
>"I'll replace it when I get the money, sorry master..."
>OUYA steps back a moment
>"Master...?"
>She looks again through the crack
>The one wearing the hoodie disrobes
>"Such a naughty system. You should be punished for what you've done recently with that bum."
>"N-no! I-I mean yes, I need to be punished..."
>OUYA is speechless
>She tries to close the door but it creeks
>"Oh is that her? Should she join us, peasant?"
>"I have a back camera sweety, it's not hard to know you're there."
>She's frozen, trying to say something
>"Well guess I'll decide for you."
>The figure turns around
>It's Vita
>She walks to the door and grabs OUYA's hand
>"I saw you try and keep him in that room before he left. You want him don't you?"
>"I-I uh..."
>"Well don't worry, we can help you out."
>She pushes OUYA on the bed
>PSTV is sitting on the bed smiling just watching in amusement
>"Toaster is my slave, and he'll do as I command."
>2 Pieces of charred toast pop from him
>OUYA starts to sweat from nervousness
>"Well, what do you want him to do sweet cheeks?"
>"I... I want..."
>A small grin crawls up on Vita's face
>"I want him to..."
>"Go on, what do you want him to do?"
>"... love me"
>The toast from Toaster is on fire
>"Oh goddammit. Fun's over."
>Vita puts the fire out
>"You two have your fun. PSTV let's go bug Laptop."
>"Yes mistress!"
>The door closes behind them, leaving OUYA and Toaster alone
>They're silent
>"I'm sorry I didn't stay with you. I wasn't trying to hide it from you, but it's a secret PC doesn't even know about."
>OUYA is still silent
>"I love you OUYA, and I want to stay with you forever."
>She turns to him
>"You're lying. Toast would pop out if you were saying the truth."
>"I'm out of bread. I need to buy more. I promise you I'm serious."
>A tear runs down her face
>he hugs her
>"OW SHIT!"
>Toaster's face burned OUYA
>"Yep you're not lying."
>Toaster treats the burn and walks her back to her room
>She lays down on the bed
>"I never had this chance before, please be gentle. And please don't burn me again."
>Toaster nods and makes his move
>It's Missionary Position
>He's a lightweight
>They finish up as the sun comes up
>"Let's clean up and get breakfast with the others."
>They clean and get dressed
>They go to Laptop's room to retrieve Vita and PSTV
>"It's breakfast time, we're going to Jag's diner."
>Laptop is handcuffed and gagged ad they are summoned
>"Alright just let me finish up here and we'll be out."
>Toaster, OUYA, Vita and PSTV all walk to Jag's diner
>They take a seat at a nice window booth
>"Good job toaster, you have 3 women chasing after your specs."
>"Oh come on Jag you know I'm a caretaker."
>She slips her tail up OUYA's shirt
>"As nice as last time I see. Remember my offer darling~. Same goes for you little ones too. Now what do you want?"
>Toaster gets the usual
>OUYA gets a nice beverage
>PSTV wants waffles and a picture to draw on
>"And what do you want Vita?"
>She doesn't speak up
>"Hey kid, you know what you want?"
>Her eyes turn to Jag
>"You."
>"Darling you can't handle something as ferocious as me."
>"You're out of my league, pussy."
>Jag storms off with Vita and puts the order in
>"I-is she legally able to do that in a work place?"
>"Nah, but don't worry, it's for a good cause. Vita's secret business skyrockets when this happens."
>"OOOODERRR IS SERVED~"
>2DS places their orders on the table
>"Lemme know if dere's anything you nee-"
>She stops and looks at PSTV's drawing
>"IS DAT A LION??"
>"Yep. You can have it if you want."
>She takes it and runs to the back
>OUYA's face is full of confusion
>"It's okay, WiiU watches her at all times."
>They play their games and time passes
>Jag and Vita come from the back, with Jag looking down and silent
>"Alright time to go Vita. Everything okay Jag"
>"...Let's not talk about it. Have a good day."
>They walk back to the PC mansion
>"Vita what did you do to Jag?"
>"Nobody can out lewd me."
>Toast pops up again
>They all attend PC's E3 performance and return home
>Toaster proposes to OUYA and Vita continues her porn creation with her newly found couple
>The end