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  1.  The creation of a pussy.
  2.  
  3. Seven wise men, with knowledge so fine,
  4.  
  5. created a pussy, to their design.
  6. ...
  7. First was a butcher, smart with wit,
  8.  
  9. using a knife, he gave it a slit.
  10.  
  11. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
  12.  
  13. with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
  14.  
  15. Third was a tailer, tall and thin,
  16.  
  17. using red velvet, lined it within.
  18.  
  19. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
  20.  
  21. with fur from a fox, he lined it without.
  22.  
  23. Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
  24.  
  25. threw in a fish, and gave it a smell.
  26.  
  27. Sixth was a preacher, whose name was mcgee,
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  29. touch it and blessed it, and said it could pee.
  30.  
  31. Last was a sailor, dirty little runt.
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  33. sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.
  34.  
  35. Then god came along, dumb as a barge,
  36.  
  37. stuffed it completely, and put a woman in charge!
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