NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW ANACONDA’S LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND I’D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE I’LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE LEAD AI DEV AT A COMPANY CALLED BETHESDA
IN WEST COLORADO SMOKIN N’ BLAZED WITH DERREK IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN’ OUT CODING RELAXIN’ ALL COOL
AND TALKING TO JACOB ABOUT WHAT TO DO
WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS EMAILED AND ASKED ME
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE LEAD AI -- (INSERT SOMETHING THAT MATCHES ACTUAL SONG HERE)
I READ THE CONTRACT AND SIGNED IT RIGHT THERE
I SAID “GOODBYE GAMING PANTHER I’M MOVING TO MARYLAND” – (NEEDS TWEAKING)