B&B First and Second adventures

"One of my wishes for season 2 is that Marco and Star visit the Original Dimension, even if it's for a brief moment. And they get to meet Blar and Blarco, two original characters do not steal."


First:

>Star and Marco ventured into the Original Dimension, a place Star was warned never to visit.
>The place looks like an exact replica of the Earth dimension, with some minor changes.
>Marco looks around for a minute, but he feels uneasy by this strange yet familiar place.
>He apporaches Star to ask her to return home.
>"Star, I don't think we should stay here. This place is so... uncanny I don't feel comfortable around..."
>"I'M NOT STAR, I'M MY ORIGINAL CHATACTER BLAR. AND THIS IS MY ORIGINAL FRIEND, BLARCO."
>"Safety is always first."
>"OH, LOOK BLARCO, MY BEST FRIEND! HERE COMES BLACKIE!"
>"I am inexplicable turning into a puddle of spaghetti."
>"HOW EMBARRASSING!"
>"I... I feel offended somehow...", said Marco as he retreated disgusted.


Second:

>"BLARCO, MY BEST FRIEND. ARE YOU READY FOR ADVENTURE."
>"I am standing right here."
>"THEN LET'S GO FOR AN COMPLETELY ORIGINAL ADVENTURE."
>"And what is original?"
>"THAT'S EASY PEASY, BESTIE BLARCO. WE GO TO ANY ORIGINAL DIMENSION FOR ANY ORIGINAL ADVENTURE."
>"You are so clever, Blar."
>"HERE, LET'S USE MY DIMENSIONAL SWITCHBLADE. SHWING, SHWING, HERE WE GO!!"
>"I am bleeding now. You forgot to be safe."
>"OF COURSE, BLARCO. I'M A WILD AND UNTAMEABLE WOMAN!"
>"But safety is always first."
>"YOU'RE RIGHT BLARCO. I WAS SUCH A FOOL. WILL YOU FORGIVE ME?!"
>"Of course I will, You are my best friend."
>"NOW LET'S MAKE OUT FOR NO APPARENT REASON."
>"That is what we always do."

>Hidden in a distance, Star and Marco watch their ORIGINAL counterparts from the ORIGINAL DIMENSION.
>"Star, I'm officially scared and concerned..."
>"Me too, Marco."
>"No, but I don't mean regular scared. I mean frightened, shocked in horror..."
>"I... I can barely tell them apart from us... wait, are they taking their clothes off in the middle of the street?"
>"Alright, we head back home right now."
>"And never talk about this ever again."
>"Agreed."


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Blar and Blarco began as a one-shot joke green at /sveg/, as a parody to Blonic the Hedgehog.
As time went by, I used these character again to parody some of the themes that anons used to discuss at /sveg/. Since they were getting over the top with hypothetical scenarios, Blar and Blarco displayed very exagerated and over the top personalities parodying Star and Marco.
After some weeks, people grew fond of them, and so they began their own adventures, althought from time to time they would parody some events from the actual series, or even parody some fan content on /sveg/.
Although most of their adventures are written, they're usually followed by poorly edited pictures of the series which will be uploaded eventually at http://don-chile.tumblr.com/
From now on, I'll start uploading here all the old stories of Blar and Blarco before I begin writing new content. They only need a review on spelling, grammar, and some re-writing since now I'm not hindered by the two-thousand-character limit anymore.
I hope you enjoy these silly stories, and if you don't ... well ... please, do not steal.