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- >Day 100 in Deadquestria
- >It seems that every day, another pony either dies or suffers a horrible accident
- >Today, that pony was Luna
- >You, however, didn't know that
- >Because you were sleeping
- >Window blinds were the best thing ever
- >The sun could just fuck right off with its ever-questing rays aiming for your eyes
- >Fucking denied, bitch!
- >Alas, you could not stay asleep forever
- >This wasn't a Rip van Winkle Anon story, after all
- >You were awoken by the crash of something breaking in your room
- >You shot up in bed
- >That ugly-ass vase you never actually gave two shits about was in pieces, on the floor
- >Standing near it was the ghostly form of Princess Luna
- >"We apologize for your... er... lovely vase, but you would not wake. We need your assistance!"
- "Princess Luna? What the fuck happened to you?"
- >"We had a bit of an... accident. With breakfast."
- "That explains everything, except how I can help you."
- >"You know the Element of Magic, yes? The one called Twilight Sparkle?"
- "'Know' is a bit of a strong word..."
- >"You at least know where she lives, yes?"
- "Oh yeah, definitely."
- >"Good. Please take us there, post-haste."
- "Hmm... nah."
- >"What?!"
- "What's in it for me?"
- >"You- surely you cannot be serious?!"
- "I don't really feel like being experimented on by Twilight today. If I'm going to risk exposure to experimentation, I'd at least like to have some form of compensation beforehand."
- >"When we return to our corporeal form, we can pay you for your trouble. Please?"
- "Actually, I don't really need any bits."
- >"Then what sort of compensation could you possibly want?!"
- "Well..."
- >You glanced downward to see your little soldier standing at attention, and smiled at the ghostly spectre of Luna
- >"You cannot be serious."
- [Five minutes later]
- >Luna's ghostly head is bobbing up and down on your dick
- "GHOST BLOWJOB! WOOWOO WOO WOO WOO!"
- >She stops, to shoot you an annoyed glare
- >"Must you yell that?"
- "Yes."
- >Luna rolls her eyes and continues, eventually finishing you off
- >The two of you eventually made it to Twilight's
- >Luna was restored to her normal self, you got away from the purple bitch without being experimented on
- >And thus everything returned to the status quo
- >Except for the occasional odd glance Luna would give you, that is
- >Today was a good day.
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