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Hurtin' for Love [RGRE] [WIP]

Jun 25th, 2016
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  1. >Maybe it's the hair- how it's mostly shaven off on the sides and spiked at the top
  2. >Maybe it's the little skull earrings he's wearing
  3. >Maybe it's the black tank-top that says "Style's not dead: You are" with a decal of a smiley face, eyes X-ed out
  4. "You're not looking so hot there with that gash on your arm."
  5. >"Not looking so hot? Baby, I invented hot. Saying that I'm not is an AH FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT IS THAT YOU'RE POURING ON ME."
  6. >There's something off about this colt
  7. "Medicine. Now stop squirming around so I can finish my job faster and get you out quicker."
  8. -----
  9.  
  10. >Let's see
  11. >Carrots, celery, and onions...what else did you miss?
  12. >Suddenly, a familiar voice rings out behind you
  13. >"WOOOOOOOOO-"
  14. >Something whizzes past you, nearly missing you by an inch
  15. >"I'M THE KING OF TROLLEYS!"
  16. >Several ponies gallops after the tall figure in the shopping cart
  17. >"YEAH ANONYMOUS! YOU GO, COLT!"
  18. CRASH
  19. >"OH SHIT ANKLES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BEND LIKE THAT."
  20. >"LUNA WHY."
  21. >One of his cronies rush up to you
  22. >"Hey, you work at the hospital, right? Can you fix up Anon for us?"
  23. >You get a sharp intake of air
  24. >And exhale
  25. "...Sure."
  26. -----
  27.  
  28. "How in Tartarus did you manage to get these lacerations on your back?"
  29. >He stares at you
  30. >His eyes are actually very pretty; there's a pleasant sea-green tint to them, piercing through you
  31. >...Where did that thought come from?
  32. >Probably just that dry spell acting on you
  33. >...Celestia, when's the last time you got laid?
  34. >"-and that's when I wanted to prove a point to that Stalliongrad cunt that I can wrestle timberwolves."
  35. "..."
  36. >You sigh
  37. "Whatever. I'm just gonna patch you up and not continue questioning."
  38. >"Fine with me. Just don't rub that weird shit that stings like hell OW FUCK I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO-"
  39. >That earns a chuckle out of you
  40. >It's fun to mess with him
  41. -----
  42.  
  43. "Yes, Dad. I've been taking care of myself. No, I'm not looking for a colt right now. All they do is interfere with my work. WHAT?! Dad, I'm not gay-"
  44. >"Heyyy there, who are you talking to?"
  45. "None of your business, and what did you do this time? No, that wasn't directed at you, Dad."
  46. >"Ooo. Dads, huh? Yeah, I'm not so good with my old man either."
  47. "UGH, you know what? We'll talk later, Dad. There's a 'patient' waiting for me."
  48. >You slam the phone down and look at him
  49. "I'm not in a good mood, so spit it out."
  50. >He shuffles around in front of you, arms behind back
  51. >"Erm, ahh."
  52. "What? Just say whatever you're gonna say."
  53. >His pale cheeks take up a pink tinge
  54. >"I-I was going to!"
  55. >He places a small package on your desk, fumbling a bit in the process
  56. >"Madetheseforyougottagobye!"
  57. >And there he goes, out as fast as he came in
  58. >What's up with him?
  59. >You take a good look at what he left behind, and it's...the coltiest thing you've ever seen
  60. >A box with frilly pink wrapping and a neat bow tied on top
  61. >You take apart the packaging, and open up the container
  62. >Your heart picks up pace upon seeing the inside
  63. >It's a note with "Homemade" handwritten on it in neat cursive and heart-shaped cookies
  64. >This is made for you?
  65. >You pick one up and pop it in your mouth
  66. >The confection melts on your tongue with pure, sugary goodness
  67. >This, is, amazing
  68. >Oh buck
  69. >You think back to a few moments ago- how harshly you've treated him, and all he wanted to do was give you something he baked
  70. >[spoiler]With love, no less[/spoiler]
  71. -----
  72.  
  73. >You press the doorbell, waiting on bated breath as the ring resonates through the house, footsteps following in its wake
  74. >The door slowly creeks open, and he gasps
  75. "H-Hey."
  76. >"Um, hey."
  77. "..."
  78. >"...How did you know my address?"
  79. "Oh! Ahh, the hospital has a collection of our past patients files. Eh, housing location included."
  80. >"Oh."
  81. "..."
  82. >"..."
  83. >BUCK THIS IS SO AWKWARD
  84. "Sooo, I saw what you gave me."
  85. >His eyes widen in response
  86. >"Huh? Oh, no no no. That wasn't me. That was, ahm, someone else who had a thing for nurses that told me to-"
  87. "-And I liked it."
  88. >"You did?"
  89. "So I'm thinking...Maybe you want to do something? You and me-WOAH"
  90. >He swoops you into his arms, a full bear-hug as he buries his face into your neck
  91. >"Yes, yes, yes!"
  92. >Joy rushes into you as air continues escaping your lungs
  93. "Can't, breathe."
  94. >"Hmm? Oh shit."
  95. >He undoes his death-grip and lowers you back down
  96. >"Sorry. Heheh."
  97. "It's," you take a huge breath to make up for your previous lack of oxygen, "alright. So, tonight at 8, maybe?"
  98. >He's practically hopping around like a foal on a sugar high
  99. >"YEAH! that works for me. See you then?"
  100. "I guess. See you."
  101. >You walk away as he shuts the door, a muffled shriek of happiness behind you
  102. -----
  103.  
  104. >Oh Celestia, why did your shift have to end so late today?!
  105. >You sprint down the streets and arrive panting at the front porch
  106. >You check the time
  107. >8:07
  108. >It's not that late, right?
  109. >Right?!
  110. >For the second time today, you ring the doorbell
  111. >The entrance opens up, and the lump in your throat disappears
  112. >Wow
  113. >Even in formal wear, he manages to show a bit of that "punk flair" he has
  114. >Dress shirt, sleeves rolled up, with a black vest accompanying it
  115. >A silver chain dangles from his breast pocket, ending with a ruby
  116. >You look down at yourself
  117. >Absolutely nothing; didn't even bother to take off the cap
  118. "You're a total knockout."
  119. >He crosses his arms and puffs up his cheeks
  120. >"And you're late."
  121. "Oh, erm. Sorry."
  122. >"It's OK, I guess. You know somewhere to go?"
  123. >...Buck
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