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- >Maybe it's the hair- how it's mostly shaven off on the sides and spiked at the top
- >Maybe it's the little skull earrings he's wearing
- >Maybe it's the black tank-top that says "Style's not dead: You are" with a decal of a smiley face, eyes X-ed out
- "You're not looking so hot there with that gash on your arm."
- >"Not looking so hot? Baby, I invented hot. Saying that I'm not is an AH FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT IS THAT YOU'RE POURING ON ME."
- >There's something off about this colt
- "Medicine. Now stop squirming around so I can finish my job faster and get you out quicker."
- -----
- >Let's see
- >Carrots, celery, and onions...what else did you miss?
- >Suddenly, a familiar voice rings out behind you
- >"WOOOOOOOOO-"
- >Something whizzes past you, nearly missing you by an inch
- >"I'M THE KING OF TROLLEYS!"
- >Several ponies gallops after the tall figure in the shopping cart
- >"YEAH ANONYMOUS! YOU GO, COLT!"
- CRASH
- >"OH SHIT ANKLES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BEND LIKE THAT."
- >"LUNA WHY."
- >One of his cronies rush up to you
- >"Hey, you work at the hospital, right? Can you fix up Anon for us?"
- >You get a sharp intake of air
- >And exhale
- "...Sure."
- -----
- "How in Tartarus did you manage to get these lacerations on your back?"
- >He stares at you
- >His eyes are actually very pretty; there's a pleasant sea-green tint to them, piercing through you
- >...Where did that thought come from?
- >Probably just that dry spell acting on you
- >...Celestia, when's the last time you got laid?
- >"-and that's when I wanted to prove a point to that Stalliongrad cunt that I can wrestle timberwolves."
- "..."
- >You sigh
- "Whatever. I'm just gonna patch you up and not continue questioning."
- >"Fine with me. Just don't rub that weird shit that stings like hell OW FUCK I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO-"
- >That earns a chuckle out of you
- >It's fun to mess with him
- -----
- "Yes, Dad. I've been taking care of myself. No, I'm not looking for a colt right now. All they do is interfere with my work. WHAT?! Dad, I'm not gay-"
- >"Heyyy there, who are you talking to?"
- "None of your business, and what did you do this time? No, that wasn't directed at you, Dad."
- >"Ooo. Dads, huh? Yeah, I'm not so good with my old man either."
- "UGH, you know what? We'll talk later, Dad. There's a 'patient' waiting for me."
- >You slam the phone down and look at him
- "I'm not in a good mood, so spit it out."
- >He shuffles around in front of you, arms behind back
- >"Erm, ahh."
- "What? Just say whatever you're gonna say."
- >His pale cheeks take up a pink tinge
- >"I-I was going to!"
- >He places a small package on your desk, fumbling a bit in the process
- >"Madetheseforyougottagobye!"
- >And there he goes, out as fast as he came in
- >What's up with him?
- >You take a good look at what he left behind, and it's...the coltiest thing you've ever seen
- >A box with frilly pink wrapping and a neat bow tied on top
- >You take apart the packaging, and open up the container
- >Your heart picks up pace upon seeing the inside
- >It's a note with "Homemade" handwritten on it in neat cursive and heart-shaped cookies
- >This is made for you?
- >You pick one up and pop it in your mouth
- >The confection melts on your tongue with pure, sugary goodness
- >This, is, amazing
- >Oh buck
- >You think back to a few moments ago- how harshly you've treated him, and all he wanted to do was give you something he baked
- >[spoiler]With love, no less[/spoiler]
- -----
- >You press the doorbell, waiting on bated breath as the ring resonates through the house, footsteps following in its wake
- >The door slowly creeks open, and he gasps
- "H-Hey."
- >"Um, hey."
- "..."
- >"...How did you know my address?"
- "Oh! Ahh, the hospital has a collection of our past patients files. Eh, housing location included."
- >"Oh."
- "..."
- >"..."
- >BUCK THIS IS SO AWKWARD
- "Sooo, I saw what you gave me."
- >His eyes widen in response
- >"Huh? Oh, no no no. That wasn't me. That was, ahm, someone else who had a thing for nurses that told me to-"
- "-And I liked it."
- >"You did?"
- "So I'm thinking...Maybe you want to do something? You and me-WOAH"
- >He swoops you into his arms, a full bear-hug as he buries his face into your neck
- >"Yes, yes, yes!"
- >Joy rushes into you as air continues escaping your lungs
- "Can't, breathe."
- >"Hmm? Oh shit."
- >He undoes his death-grip and lowers you back down
- >"Sorry. Heheh."
- "It's," you take a huge breath to make up for your previous lack of oxygen, "alright. So, tonight at 8, maybe?"
- >He's practically hopping around like a foal on a sugar high
- >"YEAH! that works for me. See you then?"
- "I guess. See you."
- >You walk away as he shuts the door, a muffled shriek of happiness behind you
- -----
- >Oh Celestia, why did your shift have to end so late today?!
- >You sprint down the streets and arrive panting at the front porch
- >You check the time
- >8:07
- >It's not that late, right?
- >Right?!
- >For the second time today, you ring the doorbell
- >The entrance opens up, and the lump in your throat disappears
- >Wow
- >Even in formal wear, he manages to show a bit of that "punk flair" he has
- >Dress shirt, sleeves rolled up, with a black vest accompanying it
- >A silver chain dangles from his breast pocket, ending with a ruby
- >You look down at yourself
- >Absolutely nothing; didn't even bother to take off the cap
- "You're a total knockout."
- >He crosses his arms and puffs up his cheeks
- >"And you're late."
- "Oh, erm. Sorry."
- >"It's OK, I guess. You know somewhere to go?"
- >...Buck
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