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- Baratone: "Hello Nebulus you are very cool and also I want you to write a story
- Nebulus: "Well ok then, Baratone. Anything for you"
- Baratone: "You are cool"
- Nebulus: "Yes."
- Then this happened.
- ----------
- >Day Equeous in Aquestria
- >Wait, I fucked that up. Lemmie try that again.
- >Day Aqueous in Equestria
- >Be Fluttershy - Sea Pony
- >Wake up
- >Shit, shower, shave.
- >You shit, and watch it float upwards
- >Shower, by just living in the sea
- >Shave
- >You don't actually shave.
- >Swim around your cave and make some breakfast
- >Delicious algae
- >Finish eating and head out for the day
- >It's a boring life
- >You spend most of the time getting pampered because of your father's position - King of the Seaponies
- >Recently, he's been pestering you about getting married
- >But nop0ny around here is very interesting
- >Or nice
- >You sigh and continue drifting through the ocean currents on the way to your destination: Father's house
- >It's a massive cave, a few guards are posted outside, holding tridents and wearing bored expressions
- >Can't really blame them, it's incredibly dull around here
- >They see you coming and let you past, grunting something about him expecting you
- >You drift over to the 'Throne room'
- >It's just a pile of nice looking rocks that father likes to sit on
- >Father sees you enter, and he smiles warmly
- >"Fluttershy! How are you, my sweet?"
- Umm... I-I'm ok...
- >"That's my girl! Listen, I have wonderful news! You're getting married!"
- W-what?
- >You try your best to look angry
- >Instead you end up hiding behind your mane
- >Fucking social anxiety disorder
- 1/?
- >He laughs heartily
- >"That's right! I found you a great guy. He's strong, looks pretty good and has a very prestigious job!"
- But I don't want-
- >"Who is he, you ask? Why, he's right outside!"
- >Father bellows at the top of his lungs
- >"RODNEY! GET IN HERE!"
- >A bright green seapony swims into the room
- >He carries himself with an arrogance rarely seen around these parts
- >"Kingy. 'Shy. Sup?"
- >Father laughs
- >"Oh you. You and your "hip" new phrases"
- F-father, I don't-
- >"The wedding is next week, Fluttershy. You two go have fun bonding or whatever it is kids do these days"
- But-
- >Rodney grabs your arm and drags you out of the cave
- >Father grins and waves as you go
- >Rodney drags you behind the cave, out of sight.
- >"So, babe. We gonna do it or what?"
- >He starts performing the seapony mating ritual
- >Gurgling and marking the area with his scent while having a seizure
- >You shake your head and swim away before he can start the second act of the ritual - Rigorous public masturbation
- >You try to fight back tears and other complicated emotions that you don't fully understand due to a terrible upbringing
- >You're a princess of the Seaponies, for Azshara's sake. You deserve better than this
- >You think about your options
- >Princess
- >Wealthy
- >Famous
- >Loved by all
- >...
- >Welp. Looks like suicide is your only option. Ahh, the curse of being an angsty teenager.
- >You turn your gaze to the surface
- >Shudder
- >Father always said that terrible monsters lurk beyond the surface
- >And that there's no water, so seaponies will die if they stay there too long
- >Sounds good enough.
- L-let's get this suicide on the road!
- 2/?
- >You speed along towards the surface in a diagonal direction
- >The seabed is getting closer to the surface, along with you
- >You wonder what it will look like on the surface, and how scary the monsters will be
- >Quivering with excitement from the idea of your imminent death, you surge through the water, the bright lights above the water becoming more alluring with each second
- >When you are a few inches from the surface, you pause
- >May as well savour the moment
- >You slowly poke your head through the water and look around
- >And there it is.
- >'Land', as Father called it.
- >It's wonderful.
- >You look out upon the surface world, your mouth under the water so you can breathe
- >There's sand up here, as well. And strange looking creatures. They look like seaponies. But they don't have fins
- >Something catches your eye
- >You look towards one of the creatures running along the sand, giggling
- >She's holding something in her mouth
- >Looks like a piece of clothing, like the kind Father has in his private collection
- >And then
- >In a barrage of profanity, rage, and incoherent screaming, you see him
- >A tall creature unlike anything you've ever seen is chasing the landpony
- >His long legs allow him to stride after it, bounding over the sand at an incredible speed
- >"I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING PANTS YOU SON OF A BITCH"
- >The landpony laughs and shouts back over the 'pants' in her mouth
- >"YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST, MONKEY BOY!"
- >Monkey Boy... What a beautiful name
- >You stare, transfixed by the majesty of the creature before you
- >He eventually catches up to the landpony and tackles her, his strong arms ripping the pants out of her mouth and swiftly hitting her in the ribs
- >The landpony squeals as Monkey Boy drags her by her tail towards the ocean
- 3/?
- >"NO! ANON, PLEASE DON'T!"
- >The landpony is laughing while she pleads
- >'Anon' hurls her into the sea with a roar
- >He's so strong...
- >The landpony hits the sea quite a distance away from you
- >Anon spits on the sand and glares at the place where the landpony hit the water
- >His eyes scan the ocean
- >And then he looks directly at you
- >You both hold each other's gaze for what seems like an eternity
- >Your heart flutters and your jaw drops open under the water
- >Anon raises an eyebrow and offers a slight wave
- >You stick a fin out of the water and wave back
- >The cold air feels strange on your fin. But you don't care. All that you care about now is Anon
- >Beautiful, beautiful Anon
- >He turns away from you and walks further inland
- W-wait! Don't go...
- >He probably didn't hear it. You whispered it and your mouth is underwater
- >You sigh and watch him go
- >Once he's out of sight you duck back below the water and start to head home
- >Your mind is nothing but Anon
- >His exotic body
- >His strength
- >His voice
- >Everything about him screams sex appeal.
- >You wouldn't mind marrying him instead of Rodney...
- >...
- BY AZSHARA.
- 4/?
- >You swim back home as fast as you can, a plan forming in your mind
- >You'll need to pay a visit to a friend first
- >Well, not exactly a friend... More of a-
- >"Fluttershy! My dear! How are you?"
- >You wince as Chrysalis drapes tentacle over your shoulder
- >She's a gross combination of an octopus, a seapony, and cheese.
- >Seriously. She's covered in holes.
- F-fine, Chrysalis...
- >"Come now, Fluttershy. You can call me Chrys."
- Chris?
- >"Sure. Why not. What can I do for you?"
- Umm... W-well I was wondering if you c-could turn m-me into a landpony...
- >"A Pony, you say? Hmm... That sounds plausible. Though there are three kinds, you know. Which do you desire to be?"
- O-oh. Umm. W-what kinds are there?
- >"Unicorns, Pegasi and Earth Ponies."
- Ok... Unicorn sounds uhh. Nice.
- >"I don't do Unicorns, Pick another"
- Earth Pony?
- >"Don't be boring, Fluttershy"
- ...
- >"Pegasus it is!"
- >She squeezes your shoulder with her tentacle
- >"But as you know... I'll want something in return..."
- I-I can give you all the gold you want?
- >"No no, darling. I require something a bit more valuable than gold."
- >You tremble
- >"Although, you haven't told me. Why exactly do you want to become a pony?"
- Oh! Well I found the most wonderful thing above land and he's strong and handsome and has a really big d-
- >"Slow down, deary. What's this about a really big D?"
- 5/?
- >You tell Chris about your adventure to the surface, and the incredible being called "Anon"
- >Chris smiles at you and develops a hungry look in her eye as you tell your story
- >"He sounds... Magnificent"
- Oh he is! I-I'm going to marry him... He'll have to when I tell him that I'm a princess!
- >Chris coughs and averts her gaze for a moment
- >"Yes, well. All in good time, my dear. Now, about that payment"
- Of course. What do you want?
- >Chris ponders this
- >He smile widens
- >"I want your voice."
- M-my voice?
- >"Of course! That's my offer. I turn you into a pony, but you give me your voice."
- I-I don't know...
- >"Take it or leave it, dear. I'll give you time to think about it."
- >She turns around and starts checking herself out in a mirror, dragging a bone-comb through her thin green holey hair
- B-but I thought you were going to ask for something else... D-don't you want to help me?
- >Chris turns to face you again
- >"But of course my dear! That's what I do!"
- >You hear music begin in the background
- >Chris spins to the source of it
- >A few seaponies with various instruments are sat in the corner
- >"We doin' a musical number, ma'am?"
- >Chris growls
- >"We don't have a big enough budget for a musical number, boys. You know that. Get the hell out of here!"
- >The seaponies grumble and pack up their kit, swimming out of the cave in search of more musical number opportunities
- I... Uhh-
- >"Don't mind them, darling. Times are tough with this economy. But I can't afford to be singing, as much as I'd like to."
- >You stare at her, perplexed
- >She clears her throat
- >"Now uhh. Your voice, please."
- 6/?
- B-but I like my voice! And how will I woo Anon without it?
- >"Body language, darling. Just shake your hips a few times and give him the ol' bedroom eyes"
- I don't know...
- >"Look, Fluttershy. Stallions don't tend to care much about what you have to say, only what you can do with your lips. Just show him a good time, and he'll be all over you."
- Really?
- >"Yes. Now. You must make Anon fall in love with you within 3 hours, or else you'll turn back into a Seapony. And also you'll become my sex-slave."
- >She strokes you with a tentacle
- >Shudder
- >"Voice. Gimmie."
- Ok... L-lets do it.
- >"Wonderful! Just sign here"
- >She materialises a contract
- >You read it carefully
- >"I O U 1 VOICE - ........"
- >You write your name on the dotted line and the scroll vanishes in a flash of green fire
- >Chris chuckles
- >"Excellent"
- >She cracks her neck and begins waving her hooves around
- >She breakdances in front of you for a few seconds, then switches it up to a slow ballroom dance
- >You watch, confused as hell
- >Once the ballroom dance is done, Chris recites a few lines of the Seapony national anthem, sneezes, kicks over a rock and slaps you.
- >"Hocus Pocus, Make this Seapony a Land-horse."
- What-
- >There's a loud explosion and a flash of green, followed by you blacking out
- 7/?
- >Waves gently crash against the shore, and you stir from your sleep
- >Yawning, you look around
- >You're sat on sand, and can see the ocean stretching before you
- >Gasp
- >You stand up, then fall over
- >Looking down, you see that your fins and tail are now 4 legs
- >You shakily stand up, your legs wobbling violently
- >Breathe out slowly
- >Ok, Fluttershy. You can do this. You're just a land-creature. You'll be fine
- >"Who are you talking to?"
- >You scream and take off running towards the ocean, tripping up several times along the way
- >You reach the water and throw yourself in, your mouth filling with salt-water
- >Tastes like shit
- >You try to breathe but find that the water can no longer sustain you
- >Damnable biology
- >A pair of hands wrenches you out of the water
- >You gasp for air
- >"Are you insane?"
- >You gaze up at your saviour
- >Anon stares down at you, a concerned look on his face
- >You try not to cream yourself right then and there
- >You fail
- >Pray that your water drenched fur covers it up
- >Anon sniffs the air
- >"What is that... Oh."
- >He drops you
- >"Fuckin' horse."
- >He walks off, leaving you panting in the shallow waters
- >Sit up
- >Stare at his ass
- >Oh Azshara you need a piece of that
- >Scramble to your feet and stumble after him
- 8/?
- >Trot alongside him
- >He looks down and rolls his gorgeous eyes
- >"Look uhhh. What's your name?"
- >Fluttershy!
- >You just thought that, stupid. You can't speak anymore
- >You wave your hooves around in distress
- >"What are you, mute?"
- >Nod frantically
- >"Can you write?"
- >Nod again
- >"Then write your name in the sand or some shit."
- >You run over to a patch of wet sand and begin carving your name with the edge of your hoof
- >"Flutter...shy?"
- >Nod
- >"Well alright then, Fluttershy. Please stop following me."
- >You shake your head
- >"Waddya mean, 'no'? I asked you to stop following me. This isn't up for debate."
- >You prod his crotch with a hoof
- >He nudges you away with a foot
- >"Quit it. You're being creepy"
- >He starts walking away again
- >You can't let him go! Not now!
- >You run after him again, stumbling a few times
- >You're getting better at running
- >You follow Anon to a weird looking structure, with ladders and a flag on it.
- >He effortlessly jumps up onto it and sits down on a chair
- >You struggle to get up, but you manage.
- >He laughs at you struggling to get up
- >His laugh is amazing
- >You quiver again
- 9/?
- >Eventually you get up and sit next to Anon
- >You need to figure out how to get him to love you. You've got 3 hours.
- >You nudge his leg
- >He looks down
- >"What."
- >You pucker your lips and lean towards him
- >He moves his head back
- >"Fluttershy, I'm a lifeguard. Not a whore."
- >You frown and look out across the bay
- >Anon picks up two black tubes stuck to each other and looks through them
- >You ponder what to do
- >Chris' voice echoes through your mind
- >"Just shake your hips a few times and give him the ol' bedroom eyes"
- >You clear your throat
- >Anon looks at you, a small smirk on his lips
- >"What is it this time?"
- >You show him your rear and start waving it around in his face
- >He laughs
- >"Oh god, stop! Stop! That's just terrible!"
- >You blush
- >Lock eyes with him
- >And start trying to give him bedroom eyes
- >He gasps and launches himself off his chair
- >He grabs your shoulders
- >This is it!
- >And slaps you
- >You squeak and nurse your cheek
- >"Are you ok? You were having a seizure."
- >Look up at him sadly
- >He gets back in his chair
- >"Look, if you want to speak, use this."
- >He gives you a pencil and parchment
- >You hastily scribble down your thoughts and show him, smiling.
- >He takes the paper from you and reads it
- >"Sea witch stole my voice. please love me."
- 10/?
- >He stares at you
- >Then starts laughing
- >"Oh that's rich"
- >You scowl at him
- >You're getting nowhere like this.
- >You'll just have to show him what you can do in bed
- >Yes. This is clearly the best solution to the current situation
- >You jump at Anon and start licking his face
- >He flails around and falls off his chair
- >"AH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YA CRAZY MARE?"
- >You press the attack, dry humping his chest while you ram your tongue down his throat
- >Anon pushes you away, wiping his mouth with a look of disgust
- >He snarls at you
- >You back away in fear
- >He picks you up by your tail and hurls you from the lifeguard tower
- >You soar across the beach and land in the shallow waters
- >You pull your head out of the sand and shake it
- >Groan
- >Look around
- >See the lifeguard tower, complete with Anon shaking his fist angrily in your direction
- >Oh the things he could do with that fist-
- >Focus, Fluttershy. You have a mission
- >Get in that monkey boy's pants.
- >You start trotting towards the guard tower
- >Before you reach it, a flash of green fire creates a scroll next to Anon
- >You cock your head in puzzlement
- >He pops the seal and reads it
- >His eyes widen
- >"Oh shit!"
- >He jumps from the tower and runs further inland
- >No! You need to rut him!
- 11/?
- >You rush after him, panic filling you
- >Anon carries on running further away from the sea
- >You ignore the new sights and sounds, focusing solely on Anon
- >Trees and grass replace the sand and sea, and Anon continues to run
- >You gasp for air but keep up the chase
- >Anon then stops in a clearing looking around frantically
- >He pulls out the scroll he read before and reads it again
- >"But... Where is-"
- >A black pony strolls through the bushes surrounding the clearing
- >It's covered in holes
- >"Hello, Anon."
- >And it's speaking in your voice
- >Oh no!
- >It's Chris!
- >She's going to use your voice to seduce Anon and then marry him so that she doesn't have to live as a monster under the sea and forcing you to go back to where you came from and live out the rest of your days with Randal!
- >And Anon will be none the wiser-
- >"HOLY SHIT A CHANGELING!"
- >Chris looks taken aback
- >"W-what?"
- >Anon leaps forwards and kicks Chris in the face
- >Dragging her back before she can crawl away, Anon beats the ever loving shit out of her.
- >You watch in horror as Chris screams in pain while Anon turns her into fish fingers.
- >Eventually Chris stops twitching
- >Anon stands up, panting, and with hands covered in blood
- >You can't quite grasp what just happened
- >And neither can the director
- >"Alright, CUT!"
- 12/?
- >Anon looks confused
- >You sigh and walk off set
- >The director runs up to Anon
- >"Anon, for FUCKS sake. The story is, Chrysalis seduces you with Fluttershy's voice, AND THEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HER. NOT KILL HER."
- >Anon shuffles nervously
- >"S-sorry, boss. But Changelings scare me"
- >The director slaps him, causing Anon to whimper
- >"You're damn lucky Changelings can regenerate."
- >Chris gets up, the various cuts and and bruises all over her mending themselves
- >He walks up to Anon
- >"Fucking hell, Anon. Can't you do anything right?"
- >He storms off in search of coffee
- >You sit on your chair and sip some mocha, watching Anon blurt out excuses and get all hot under the collar while the director screams at him
- >You drain your cup and throw it to one side, glowering at your human co-worker
- Fucking Anon.
- 13/13
- The End
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