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- >you are Anonymous
- >and it just so happens to be April First
- >you've heard rumours of a group of ponies made of food will be trying to get your goose
- >you're ready for anything these Food Ponies can throw at you
- >literally, AND metaphorically
- >here you sit in your living room, listening to the clock's monotonous ticking
- >*Tick* *Tock* *Tick* *Tock*...
- >a sudden knock at the door rouses you from your thoughts
- >it must be their time to strike
- >wanting to get this over with, you stand up and stride to the doorway
- >you yank open the door, and...
- >...
- >...nothing happens
- >you step outside to take a look around, trying to find the one that knocked
- >"OI, ANONYMOUS!"
- >your fears come true, you turn your gaze toward the roof behind you
- >on it stands a mare that appears to be comprised entirely of pizza, holding a sizable bucket
- >"You might want some shampoo after this!"
- >time moves in slow motion as she tips the vessel over, pouring it's contents onto a horrified you
- >the only thing you can register is the grease
- >it conceals the outside world from you, drowning you in a sea of unhealthy shellac-coated memories of pizza found in an old toilet stall
- >the torrential downpour of horror stops, and you race back inside
- >the Pizza Pony's mocking laughter follows you, and you slam the door closed, bolting it from the inside
- >damn them!
- >they got you this time, but you can survive the rest of the day relatively unscathed
- >you're sure of it
- >...but first, a shower
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