Jacob thingy

17:28:10: Jake_Brandt[Rage] picks up Tojo's pistol while twitching
17:29:07: <Peter_Locke> "This doesn't have to end this way, Jacob."
17:29:12: <Peter_Locke> "Put the gun down."
17:29:55: Jake_Brandt[Rage] checks to see if Peter's mouth is covered with the riot shield as a minor action.
17:30:21: <`DM> looking isn't a minor action
17:30:36: <Peter_Locke> http://dev.mlapoliceequipment.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/am2_riot_shield_midi.jpg
17:30:42: <Peter_Locke> Yes
17:31:07: <`DM> you still have a minor and major
17:31:46: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> shoot the two police officers next to him in the throat with each of your guns
17:31:55: Jake_Brandt[Rage] shoots the two police officers next to him in the throat with each of your guns
17:32:32: <Peter_Locke> "NO!"
17:32:52: <Letaali> ((no rolling needed?))
17:32:58: <`DM> nah
17:33:14: <`DM> blam blam you blast those two white men to bits
17:33:16: <`DM> their heads that is
17:33:26: <`DM> you are now blood-splattered
17:33:55: <`DM> roll 7#1d20
17:33:56: <`Dice> 1,15`DM rolled1,15 7#1d20 12,15[ 1d20=7 ]4,15{7}, 12,15[ 1d20=8 ]4,15{8}, 12,15[ 1d20=8 ]4,15{8}, 12,15[ 1d20=5 ]4,15{5}, 12,15[ 1d20=5 ]4,15{5}, 12,15[ 1d20=1 ]4,15{1}, 12,15[ 1d20=8 ]4,15{8}
17:33:58: <Peter_Locke> "OPEN FIRE!"
17:34:07: <`DM> okay i guess you scared the shit out of 7 officers
17:34:14: <`DM> peter its your turn
17:34:21: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> I still have a minor
17:34:26: <`DM> you shot twice
17:34:27: <Peter_Locke> Can I enter Rage mode now?
17:34:33: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> at once
17:34:40: <`DM> you shot twice my friend
17:34:46: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> Alright
17:35:17: <`DM> peter roll will
17:35:20: <`DM> 1d20+wis
17:35:21: <Peter_Locke> wot
17:35:26: <Peter_Locke> Roll 1d20+2
17:35:27: <`Dice> 1,15Peter_Locke rolled1,15 1d20+2 12,15[ 1d20=8 ]4,15{10}
17:35:36: <`DM> ok u dont enter rage mode
17:35:40: <`DM> u keep ur composure
17:35:54: <`DM> ur not upset enough i mean
17:36:04: <Peter_Locke> Roll 1d20+5 to hit
17:36:04: <`Dice> 1,15Peter_Locke rolled1,15 1d20+5 1,15to hit 12,15[ 1d20=3 ]4,15{8}
17:36:17: <`DM> jesus
17:36:27: <`DM> youre holding the shotgun right
17:36:34: <Peter_Locke> Pistol
17:36:35: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> I would say that at least scraped me
17:36:38: <`DM> oh
17:36:49: <Peter_Locke> Same as everyone
17:36:49: <`DM> jacob's arm is grazed by a very hot, fast rubber bullet
17:36:58: <`DM> it makes a small cut
17:37:08: Jake_Brandt[Rage] snarls
17:37:25: <`DM> hotbits on
17:37:46: <`DM> ok u have a minor left
17:37:48: <`DM> yeah
17:37:51: <`DM> and ur move action too
17:38:15: <Peter_Locke> Can I ready a move action to tackle him?
17:38:58: <Peter_Locke> I don't wanna knock him prone or anything, that'd be standard
17:39:03: <Peter_Locke> But what happens if I just run into him?
17:39:32: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> You'd probably knock a gun off me.
17:39:40: <`DM> you would like
17:39:45: <`DM> sorta tackle him but not really
17:39:48: <`DM> more like bump into him
17:39:53: <`DM> like u know how in gta
17:39:58: <`DM> u run into someone u just like, bump em
17:40:05: <Peter_Locke> Fair enough
17:40:42: <Peter_Locke> In that case, ready an action to abscond if he comes after me
17:40:55: <Peter_Locke> Or to chase him if he goes after one of the others
17:41:04: <`DM> ok
17:41:07: <`DM> 1 minor left
17:41:19: <Peter_Locke> Switch to real bullets
17:41:23: <Peter_Locke> End turn.
17:41:31: <Letaali> (( :o ))
17:41:45: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> ((The house is exploding this turn
17:41:50: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> ((The house is exploding this turn))
17:41:50: <`DM> the bombs blow the fucking apartment to shit
17:41:58: <`DM> takes
17:41:58: <`DM> everyone nearby
17:42:08: <`Dice> 1,15`DM rolled1,15 2d4+4 12,15[ 2d4=7 ]4,15{11}
17:42:08: <`DM> roll 2d4+4
17:42:13: <`DM> nonlethal damage
17:42:17: <`DM> actually scratch that
17:42:19: <`DM> roll 3d6
17:42:20: <`Dice> 1,15`DM rolled1,15 3d6 12,15[ 3d6=8 ]4,15{8}
17:42:24: <`DM> ok no wait scratch that
17:42:38: <`DM> roll 3d3d4
17:42:39: <`Dice> 1,15`DM rolled1,15 3d3d4 12,15[ 3d3=5 5d4=13 ]4,15{13}
17:42:45: <`DM> 13 nonlethal damage
17:42:50: <`DM> and is knocked out for like i dunno
17:42:53: <`DM> a little while
17:43:18: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> Do I get any advantage on lifesaving throws?
17:43:29: <`DM> no
17:43:37: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> Alright.
17:43:38: <`DM> ambulances are on their way
17:43:57: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> Can I start doing lifesaving throws anyway?
17:44:08: <Peter_Locke> If you get to, my whole side gets to as well
17:44:14: <`DM> yea man its your call now
17:44:52: <`DM> either end up in the hospital or potentially fight everyone some more
17:45:10: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> If I go to the hospital I will end up in jail again.
17:45:23: <`DM> you go ot jail after recovery
17:45:40: <`DM> or you escape the hospital like that one level in hotline miami
17:45:53: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> Is There a window in the hospital?
17:45:59: <`DM> duh
17:46:07: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> Hmm.
17:46:12: <`Dice> 1,15Peter_Locke rolled1,15 9#1d20+1 1,15for minions to get back up 12,15[ 1d20=14 ]4,15{15}, 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{5}, 12,15[ 1d20=13 ]4,15{14}, 12,15[ 1d20=11 ]4,15{12}, 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{5}, 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{5}, 12,15[ 1d20=15 ]4,15{16}, 12,15[ 1d20=2 ]4,15{3}, 12,15[ 1d20=5 ]4,15{6}
17:46:12: <Peter_Locke> Roll 9#1d20+1 for minions to get back up
17:46:16: <`DM> wtf
17:46:20: <`DM> why are u rolling already
17:46:35: <Peter_Locke> Is that not a thing we're doing?
17:46:35: <`DM> also its actually 8#1d20
17:46:42: <`DM> you + cops = 8
17:46:44: <`DM> no
17:46:47: <`DM> it's jake's call
17:46:51: <Peter_Locke> Fair enough
17:47:24: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> Actually, can we save that roll?
17:47:32: <`DM> if you want
17:47:49: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> or do they roll 3 times as well
17:47:56: <`DM> yes
17:48:07: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> Go to the hospital
17:48:11: <`DM> ok
17:48:14: <`DM> you are all passed out
17:48:25: <`DM> the ambulances come and the medics take you all to the hospital
17:48:29: <`DM> uhh
17:48:35: <`DM> jake roll will for me
17:48:36: <`DM> 1d20+wis
17:48:59: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> roll 1d20+2
17:49:00: <`Dice> 1,15Jake_Brandt[Rage] rolled1,15 1d20+2 12,15[ 1d20=7 ]4,15{9}
17:50:08: <`DM> can you improv a nightmare right now
17:50:15: <Jake_Brandt[Rage]> Yes.
17:50:19: <`DM> please do
17:51:16: <`DM> peter
17:51:29: <`DM> where is anastasia now
17:51:37: <`DM> it is like 2-3 hours after the explosion
17:51:45: <`DM> everyone's in the hospital now still knocked out
17:52:00: <Jake_Brandt> ((Do you want me to post the nightmare on the reddit?
17:52:17: <`DM> here if it's okay
17:52:23: <`DM> unless you wanna do that weird formatting
17:52:26: <Peter_Locke> Ana's chilling on her roof, watching the stars and dealing with a killer hangover
17:52:35: Jake_Brandt enters his nightmare
17:53:32: <Peter_Locke> Actually, what time is it at this point?
17:53:58: <`DM> night
17:53:59: <Letaali> ((oh man, can't wait to improv a nightmare. Tons of source material to use.))
17:54:12: <Peter_Locke> Then yeah, Ana's on the roof
17:57:04: <Jake_Brandt> us. You should have killed yourself instead! HAHAHAHA!."
17:57:04: <Jake_Brandt> Everything is dark, except for a flickering streetlamp. Corpses of his family and lovers surround it, barely in view. Jacob tries to speak, but cannot, it is as he is mute. As he walks to the streetlamp, he notices his father standing against it, smoking a cigar. "Look at you, can't even finish the job! I always knew you would be a failure without
18:00:38: <Jake_Brandt> His father takes out the screwdriver from his eye before continuing to speak. "You didn't even have the balls to do the deed while I was awake! Isn't that right honey?" The remains of Jacob's mother pool around his feet, staining the bedroom carpet no more.
18:03:00: <Jake_Brandt> The gelatinous blob or gore start to crawl up his legs, almost embracing him before digging itself into his calves.
18:03:25: <Jake_Brandt> *of
18:04:24: <Jake_Brandt> Jacob finally lets out a pained screech before waking up.