[03:33] CPP: [/chess]
[03:33] CPP: [Who shall play me, the God of Chess?!?!?!?!?!]
[03:33] CUC: I shall.
[03:34] CPP: [...Oh. Another one of you.]
[03:34] CPP: [Very well, let's get on with it.]
[03:34] CPP: [I shalt be WHITE and you shalt be BLACK.]
[03:35] CPP: [http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4]
[03:35] CPP: * http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4
[03:36] CUC: (Hmm, how does this work again.)
[03:36] CPP: ((Make your move on the chessboard to the right, then click "link to share" and copypaste it here.))
[03:36] CUC: ((Thank.))
[03:37] CUC: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5
[03:38] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3
[03:38] CUC: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Nf6
[03:39] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Nf6_Bb5
[03:39] CUC: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Nf6_Bb5_a6
[03:40] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Nf6_Bb5_a6_Bc4
[03:41] CUC: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Nf6_Bb5_a6_Bc4_Nxe4
[03:41] CPP: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Nf6_Bb5_a6_Bc4_Nxe4_O-O
[03:42] CUC: http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php?m=e4_e5_Nf3_Nf6_Bb5_a6_Bc4_Nxe4_O-O_Bc5
[03:43] CPP: ((/afk))
[03:43] CUC: k
[03:43] CUC: ((I mean, k.))
[03:47] CAC: This really does not seem a good way to do things.
[03:47] CUC: I mean, yeah.
[03:47] CAC: URls will get progressiveely longer
[03:47] CUC: There do exist online chess game simulators that are better.
[03:49] CUC: I've just found one, as a matter of fact.
[03:49] CUC: Think I'll give Twin/Pinary the URL when he comes back.
[03:53] CUC: /afk.
[03:57] CPP: /back\
[03:58] CPP: ((UC, you there?))
[04:10] CAC ceased responding to memo.

... SOME TIME PASSES ...

[09:23] CPP: [ALTERNATIVELY, RESUME GAME: /chess]
[09:23] CUC: /chess
[09:23] CCU: Oh, one more thing. UC, you gonna update?
[09:23] CUC: Yeah.
[09:23] CPP: ((show me that alternate chess site you found))
[09:23] CUC: I've been getting distracted, same as you have Tazz.
[09:23] CPP: ((and let's just start over))
[09:23] CUC: ((OK, sec.)
[09:23] CUC: ((Actually, I liked that game.))
[09:24] ?GG: en.lichess.org
[09:24] CUC: ((We can always retrace our moves.))
[09:24] CUC: ^
[09:24] CUC: http://en.lichess.org/
[09:24] ?GG: e4_e5_Nf3_Nf6_Bb5_a6_Bc4_Nxe4_O-O_Bc5
[09:25] ?GG: which are your moves
[09:25] CUC: pinary started, so his is e4 to start.
[09:25] CPP: ((how do I use this))
[09:25] CUC: So mine was e5, and then we continue.
[09:25] CUC: ((here let me.))
[09:26] CPP: http://lichess.org/mJlnxMZO
[09:26] ?GG: did you join yet crys
[09:26] CUC: Yep.
[09:26] ?GG: k
[09:26] CPP: ((this is realtime wow))
[09:26] ?GG: yes
[09:27] ?GG: much easier imo
[09:27] CPP: [Now that we have no need for back-or-forth shenanigans, we will let the game resume in the cloud!]
[09:27] CPP: [May the best player win. Hyuk hyuk hyuk!]
[09:27] CUC: Indeed.
[09:27] CUC: ((So we're retracing now?))
[09:27] ?GG: probably
[09:28] ?GG: looks like it to me
[09:28] ?GG: castle, bc5
[09:28] CUC: ok
[09:29] CPP: [Now we're up to the present day.]
[09:29] CPP: [Good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
[09:29] CUC: May the best player win.
[09:29] CMZ: Welp, it's late over here.
[09:29] CMZ ceased responding to memo.
[09:30] CPP: ((I'm ACTUALLY not that good))
[09:31] CUC: Check!
[09:31] ?GG: oh wait crys's black
[09:31] ?GG: derp
[09:32] CURRENT tyrannicalGradient [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[09:32] CTG: so wait are you guys playing chess?
[09:32] CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[09:32] CAC: Hey Twin, look at this: https://i.imgur.com/NkaXCVK.png
[09:32] ?GG: yeah
[09:32] CPP: ((yes))
[09:32] CTG: huh
[09:32] CUC: yeah
[09:33] CTG: is that a fucking minion
[09:33] CPP: ((I don't actually hate minions as much as you think but I think that's hilarious))
[09:33] CAC: Yes
[09:33] CTG: oh my god
[09:33] CTG: yeah twin doesn't really hate them that much
[09:33] CTG: but i fucking despise them
[09:33] CAC: Interesting
[09:34] ?GG: it's weird that i tend to favor bottom side
[09:34] CAC ceased responding to memo.
[09:35] CPP: ((FUCK.))
[09:35] CPP: ((FUCK.))
[09:35] CPP: ((FUCK.))
[09:35] CPP: ((FUCK.))
[09:35] ?GG: hah
[09:35] ?GG: nice
[09:35] CUC: hah
[09:35] CCU: good move UC.
[09:36] ?GG: ...how is that a threat
[09:36] CPP: ((i'm not ACTUALLY good at the game))
[09:36] ?GG: anyways does be2 have any consequences
[09:36] ?GG: fair enough
[09:36] CCU: |'m playing Megalovania over this chess game.
[09:36] ?GG: lel
[09:36] CCU: This chess game is the most epic |'ve ever seen by far, just because of Megalovania.
[09:37] CUC: ooh nice idea.
[09:37] ?GG: wait shit
[09:37] ?GG: nevermind
[09:37] ?GG: forgot about
[09:37] ?GG: a thing
[09:37] ?GG: or not
[09:37] ?GG: lel
[09:39] CAC ceased responding to memo.
[09:44] ?GG banned ?GG from responding to memo.
[09:44] CCC made GG an OP.
[09:44] CUC: Check.
[09:45] CTG: Kek.
[09:45] ??? godmoddedGolem [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[09:45] ?GG: mate
[09:45] CPP: [...]
[09:45] CUC: And mate.
[09:45] CPP: [. $@()$@....]
[09:45] CPP: [@%$&()*@&$)(*@$&_P)@*%^%]
[09:45] ?GG: woo
[09:45] CPP: [N@$()*&@)%$(*^&@_$%)*@^%)(&^%@%O]
[09:45] CTG: oh no
[09:45] CPP: [@%)*^&%(*&^%)@(*%^)@(%*&^)@%(*^@()%^@)%(*&@^%)@(&^%)@%^(&*%]
[09:45] ?GG: do we get advanced creds or smth
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[09:45] CUC: sh-
[09:45] CCU: -it
[09:45] CPP: [LOADING]
[09:45] CPP: [LOADING]
[09:45] ?GG: i can and will kick you
[09:45] CPP: [L$ADING]
[09:45] CCU: PP, RΞCOVΞR!
[09:45] ?GG: gfdi
[09:45] CCU: OR THΞ POWΞR OF K|CK W|LL COMPΞLL YOU.
[09:46] ?GG: okay then
[09:46] CPP: [$@!$D--]
[09:46] CCU: DOLLA DOLLA
[09:46] CPP: [Wwwwwwelcome.]
[09:46] ?GG: dolla
[09:46] CPP: [You haveyou have)@&*$$ have beaten me.]
[09:46] CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[09:46] CCA: holla holla get $
[09:46] CPP: [Now you are now you are nownownownownownow you are.]
[09:46] CPP: [Now you are in the HALL OF THE KINGS.]
[09:46] CTG: oh
[09:46] CPP: [You are now you are no yo eyrtoe yoe yeo yoe oy oey . You are now
[09:46] CPP: Bergentruckung.]
[09:46] CPP: Bergen berbg ue berb']]
[09:46] CPP: [[[[[[[[[
[09:46] CPP: [I wil wil wwil grant you one one one wish.]
[09:46] CPP: [One wish.]
[09:47] ?GG: "all the advanced credentials" nah
[09:47] ?GG: let's thin
[09:47] ?GG: k
[09:47] CPP: [Ch00oo__**se wisely. oo.]
[09:47] ?GG: UC?
[09:47] CUC: (Hmm.)
[09:48] CUC: ((Advanced credentials seems simple and easy.))
[09:48] CCU: ((I'm really tempted to get them as well.))
[09:48] CTG: don't
[09:48] CCU: {...But it might not let us have them, or at least not all of them.}}
[09:48] CCU: ((MAYBE one?))
[09:48] CUC: (((All of them might be pushing it tho)))
[09:48] CPP: [Not all not all not not not all.]
[09:48] CPP: [N$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$////////////////////.\]
[09:48] CUC: (So just one?)
[09:48] CCA: ((holla holla get $))
[09:49] CCU: ((Prolly.))
[09:49] CPP: [holla holla get $]
[09:49] CUC: ((Yep, one advanced credential set coming right up.
[09:49] CUC: ((Hey, that was in OOC brackets!))
[09:49] CUC: One set of advanced credentials.
[09:49] CPP: [[[[[[[[[[]
[09:49] CPP: [Wish granted.]
[09:50] CTG: oh
[09:51] CCU: ...
[09:51] CPP: [l1zard0belus@conflict.bin | ench1r1d10n]
[09:51] CPP: [Thank you and thank you and thank you and go fuck yourselves.]
[09:51] CUC: Thank you.
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[09:51] CPP: [Command terminated.]