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- ''Mmphfsh, five minutes mmpfh.''
- >You wake up, not to the sound of pots and pans, but to a beat that sounds incredibly familiar
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- >Alright, it's familiar, despite being muffled
- >You sit up, feeling the mixture of nausea and headache hit you, like so many times before
- >Fuck never drinking again, you'll just drink first thing in the morning again
- >A beer would sound damn good right now
- >Anyway, who's thinking they have the right to wake you up at 9 AM
- >You throw on a beater and some sweats and head downstairs
- ''Hey C.''
- >You mutter, feeling worse than shit
- ''Well, hello there, Anon.''
- >She sounds slightly nervous, to say the least
- >She keeps her eyes glued to the frying pan
- >You walk up, trying to catch her attention
- >You fail
- >You decide to grab a cup of coffee instead
- >Filling the 'Best Dad in the World' cup, you break the awkward silence
- ''Why you like this? I mean, what'd I do?''
- >She throws a nervous smile your way
- >''Oh, it's nothing Anon. You were just a little drunk.''
- >Oh fuck
- >You cradle your head in your hands and sigh
- >This is the last thing you need, whatever it is
- ''What'd I do?''
- ''I didn't-''
- >You rub your eyes, trying to make sense of the situation
- ''I didn't… Do anything to you, did I?''
- >Whether it's the hangover or something else making your mouth dry you don't know
- >What you do know is that your voice sounds hollow
- >Distant, with an undercurrent of fear
- >''Oh, no, nothing of the sort. You just, well, came onto me.''
- >You chuckle despite yourself, relief flooding your brain
- ''Came onto you? What, you mean like, literally?''
- >She looks confused for a moment
- >''What do you mean, lit-''
- >Her eyes flash open as understanding dawns upon her
- >''Oh, n-no, nothing of the sort!''
- >You give a small laugh and grin at her blushing face
- ''Just messing with you, C.''
- >''Oh. Well, I guess it was kind of funny.''
- >Honestly, she looks more embarrassed than amused, but messing with her is kind of fun
- ''Yeah, yeah, sure.''
- >You loudly slurp your coffee and continue the conversation
- ''But hey, C. If I said anything, like, offensive or some shit, I'm sorry. I just get that way sometimes, you know?''
- >She gives you the first genuine smile of the day, eyes briefly lit by a slight twinkle
- >''Oh, you didn't say anything offensive, you just came on a little strong. Apology accepted.''
- ''Who's 'Alittle Strong'?''
- >She tries to conceal the snort, but fails
- >''That was bad.''
- ''I know. Sorry.''
- ''Anyway-''
- >You gesture towards the living room door
- ''What's up with the music? You turning into a gangsta after one day in Slate?''
- >''Oh, well, it's kind of catchy, I guess.''
- >She shrugs and gives you a small smile
- >''And the beat is pretty good.''
- ''Hell yeah.''
- >You raise your hand for a high-five and give her a grin
- ''Come on, don't leave me hanging now.''
- >''Oh, sorry.''
- >She clumsily high-fives you and chuckles
- >''You know, it's been so long since I've done that.''
- ''Can't be that long. You don't look that old to me.''
- >She runs her hand through her hair and sighs
- >''Thanks. I just feel so old sometimes.''
- >She chuckles to herself and takes a seat opposite you
- ''How so, if you don't mind me asking?''
- >''Well, it's a long story, and I don't think I can really put it into words. Besides, I'd hate to bore you.''
- ''Come on now, I've got all morning.''
- >She chuckles and shakes her head briefly
- >''I'm sure you have more important things to worry about than my senile ramblings.''
- >You grin at her, the fog of the hangover beginning to lift
- ''Oh come on, you don't look that old to me.''
- >''Thanks. I just feel-''
- >Her eyes narrow and she grins broadly
- >''Ooh, you sneak. You almost got me there. Nice try.''
- >You shrug and give her a small snort
- ''Couldn't hurt to try.''
- >You finish the rest of your coffee and pour yourself a new cup
- >''So, Anon, how does your face feel?''
- >You absent-mindedly touch the bandages on your face and chuckle briefly
- ''Like I won't be shaving any time soon.''
- >''Very funny.''
- >Despite her tone, you see the corners of her mouth being tugged upward
- ''I try. But honestly, not even close to as bad as I'd imagined. Guess you really have a magic touch.''
- >''Oh, I try.''
- >You sit carefully onto your seat, not wanting to damage your ribs further
- >Something on the small kitchen table catches your attention
- >It's the local newspaper, The Canterlot Bugle
- ''Wait, you actually bought a newspaper? Jesus, I can't even remember when I'd last seen one.''
- >She smiles at your reaction
- >''Well, I had a bit of time to kill while waiting for your lazy butt to get up, so I went out to get one. No offense.''
- ''None taken. You know, only thing that surprises me more than finding this is that people actually still sell newspapers.''
- >You take a short sip of your coffee, and fold open the Bugle
- ''Anyway, how were the streets looking when you were out?''
- >''Seriously? White and empty. According to this-''
- >She sharply taps the paper in your hands
- >''There's bound to be some heavy snowfall today.''
- ''Great. More snow.''
- >You mutter, not bothering to hide the sarcasm in your voice
- >While skimming through the paper, one headline in particular draws your attention
- >'Mysterious Lights Spotted Again, Bystanders Bewildered'
- ''Mysterious lights, huh?''
- >She perks up at the mention of the article
- >''Yeah, I remember there being a lot of fuss about something similar last fall, when we had the dance. And the, well, 'incident', so to say.''
- >You hear the quotation marks neatly fall into place
- ''Incident, huh?''
- >''Well, whatever you call it when one of the biggest bullies in the school somehow blows up most of the front lawn and main hall.''
- >You whistle between you teeth and put down the paper, focusing your attention on the ex-principal opposite you
- ''No shit? Why she do it, though?''
- >''Why and how are still the two biggest questions I have about the whole thing. What's even weirder is that no-one was killed, or even seriously hurt.''
- ''Whoa.''
- >She leans in closer, taking a conspiratorial tone
- >''And, even weirder, no-one has given any reliable information on the whole thing. Almost everyone present seems to have developed some form of amnesia, like they were drugged or something.''
- >Her voice is now little more than a whisper, and she is clearly tense
- ''Nerve gas or something? Anyway, what do you mean by 'almost'?''
- >''The police tested them all for drugs, nerve agents, everything. Everybody came out clean, except for a couple kids who had been smoking something recently.''
- ''Oh.''
- >She is now extremely close, her hand movements getting more frantic
- >''The only ones who could testify were this group of six girls, and you won't even guess what they claimed it was.''
- ''This is getting weirder by the second.''
- >''Magic. They claimed it was magic, of all things!''
- >She laughs nervously for a moment, and leans back in
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