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- >Day A Cuddle Went Too Far in Equestria
- >You are a sexy fucker named Anon, who is currently living in P0nyVille
- >You stretch and yawn, knowing that it's going to be one of those days
- >You look at your clock
- 'Shit! She's going to be here any minute now!'
- >Rush into the bathroom to do the shower, shit, and shave routine, and in record time
- >Looking back at the clock as you're getting dressed, it's only a matter of-
- >A dense knocking sound is heard throughout the house
- >You panic, and look around
- >"Aaanon! It's one of those Daaays!"
- "No, no, NO!"
- >The door now is taking severe damage from once was knocking, to now bashing
- >That poor door, it really has taken so much pain
- >Back to the matter, every smash you hear is the Yellow Menace stating the same word
- >"Yes, *thud* yes, *thud* YES! *THUD!*"
- >You panic and look to the opposing wall of the door and see a window
- "Sweet!"
- >Rushing quickly to it, you have no time to open it and get your preferred arm as a shield to keep your face from scurrying from the shards as you head full on through
- >It works, only downfall is a couple scrapes on your arm
- >Picking yourself up and look around, the townsfolk look at you for quite an extensive time
- "How's it going?"
- >As this is occurring, you hear your door tears into a mere memory on what it was, now just ripped to nothing
- >"HERE'S FLUTTERSHY!"
- "Aw, fuck no! That shit was pure oak!"
- >There was a slight pause as both of you look at the rubble
- >"Oh, s-sorry. I'll buy you a new one... right after THIS!"
- >As she flies a tremendous speeds to your direction, you duck and roll as she enters through the window
- 'Never fails'
- >You get back up and rush into town, hoping to avoid her in the crowded street markets
- >As you weave through he crouds with ease, it's still not enough as she is a raging bull, smashing into everything and everyp0ny
- >You rush to the nearest alleyway and make another right turn, only to be trapped
- "Aw come on!"
- >You hear hooves echoing and rapidly getting louder
- >"There you are, my sweet snuggle buddy!"
- >You panic and hesitate, looking around for an escape route
- >Only a trashcan and a bare ledge grab on the opposing side
- 'That's all?!'
- >She slowly marches towards you with a fiendish grin
- >Cute, if only it wasn't threatening
- 'Fuck it, I'll take my chances'
- >You make a perfect land on the trash can and run up the wall, then make a wall jump, and grab onto the bare ledge
- 'Those hours of video games really have paid off, cry a fucking river now parkourers'
- >You attempt to pull yourself up, but struggle due to adverting all of your energy from the action that got you this far
- >As you look up, you see a hoof stick out, offering you a sign of assist
- >You take your chances and accept it by grabbing the hoof
- >The p0ny pulls you with no struggle, you launch forward and land onto the roof, only to have your savior directly in front of you
- >As you breathe heavily, you at slowly raise your head to greet them
- "Whew! Thanks for sav-"
- >Pausing for sometime, you are greeted with a pair of beautiful blue pool eyes
- >"Your welcome, sweetie! I sure hope you're done with this little game of ours now"
- >You give off a strong expression with a huff
- "Like that's a chance"
- >She offers you her hoof, either as a sign of treaty of surrendering or she wants to help you up
- >Either way, you don't want to take the chance and raise yourself up
- "This is going to end, and I will successfully evade you"
- >She gives of a smirk and shakes her head
- >"I'm afraid that you're in quite of a predicament, my love"
- >You look around, only to find that it's quite a drop, and you certainly can't go back the way you came
- >Running past her for an escape on the opposing front, there seems to be not much to safely land on
- >She makes a slow pace to you
- >You look back down, and spot Pinkie Pie & Applejack tugging on a huge cake
- >It seems to be close enough for you to land on
- "Oh crap..."
- >She's within range, ready to capture you
- >You take a few steps closer to the edge
- >Her eyes widen as one of your legs is keeping you grounded to the roof
- >"What are you-"
- >You spread your arms, as you release your only leg
- >"NO!"
- >She attempts to grab you, but she was just mere centimeters on it
- >You fall and land perfectly on on the cake, causing a flair of icing and bread bits
- >Swimming out of the cake, you are face to face with 2 pairs of eyes, their bodies are dosed in the thick buttermilk cream
- >Pinkie Pie just extends her tongue and licks herself clean
- >How she does it, you'll never know
- >AJ just stand there, with a unreadable stare
- "Hey guys"
- >"Hey Nonny!"
- >"Howdy Anon..."
- >You know that's not a tone of southern joy in that
- >"So, what was THAT all about?!"
- >You point up, to where the winged beast was
- >"Uh, Anon, there's no one there"
- >Looking up, there just seems to be an empty roof
- >Seems like she surrendered
- >Finally!
- "Ooh! Was it one of those surprise "Hellos!" that your kind do? And as you saw us, you couldn't hesitate and drop right in to say hello?!"
- >As the party p0ny finishes the sentence, she gives off her snort and giggle
- "Well, it was... never mind. It's all over. I'll tell both of you some other time. For now, I'm gonna wash up"
- >You jump off and make a wave, symbolizing a goodbye as you run back to your home
- >"Bye Nonny!"
- >"See ya next time, partner!"
- >You finally make it back home, only to see that your door is replaced
- 'Huh, strange'
- >You walk towards it, as there is a note sticking on it
- >"Dear Anon, it seems like you win, for now. Here is what I owe you. And as an added bonus, your window has been replaced. You will be cuddled soon enough.
- -Your lover, Fluttershy"
- >As you have the urge to crumple the paper, you instead fold and insert it into your pocket, bewildered and keep it for later
- >You head inside and see the window you dramatically escape through
- >Once was a sprinkle of shards on both sides and a hole in the wall, now refurnished and back to a view of the outside
- >You close the curtain, and hear your stomach grumbling
- 'Right, didn't eat anything this morning'
- >You proceed into the kitchen, and grab the normal shit to make a sandwich
- >As you set the following ingredients on the table, you hear an odd whisk in the living room
- >You freeze and look around
- >Nothing
- >You're possibly paranoid, since you went through a hard morning and the starvation combined with adrenaline is really messing your head
- >Still, you go back to creating a sandwich and enjoy the fuck out of that sucker
- >After you're done, you grab a book and head over to the curtains to open them up
- >Only to notice that they're already spread apart
- 'Shit, you're really loosing it. Maybe some reading will relax you'
- >Walking to your favorite couch and rest there, opening up and reading where you left off
- >As you read a few sentences, a casting shadow dawns over your book
- >You turn around to see what's blocking your light
- >As you do, a swift blunt object is swung by what appears to be a p0ny and smacks you across the cranium
- >You fly off your couch and head face first to the ground, only to look at the direction of your attacker
- >They reappear from your couch and toss the item across the room
- >"Oh, I've been waiting for this all day"
- >Your vision fades as they slowly strut to you
- "N..no..."
- >"Oh yes..."
- >Everything fades to black as they're in front of you
- >You wake up, only to face the ceiling that is familiar to your bedroom
- >Scanning the environment, your face is greeted by a buttery p0ny with a light pink mane
- >"Oh! Thank goodness! Your up!"
- >You struggle to get off, but only to have your left arm to be tied to the headboard
- >"Now there's no escape. FROM MY CUDDLING!"
- >She lunges towards you, and you embrace yourself for the worst
- >She snuggles you tight enough that you can't even squirm
- >A few hours have passed, as she nuzzles you with all of her mite
- >She hyperventilates as you stay there, motionless
- >"Oh, sweetieee~!"
- >She bursts with happiness all over your torso as she Eskimo kisses you
- >You stay there, paralyzed and stare into the void of what you're life has been reduced
- >"Oh, come now. It wasn't that bad"
- >She releases you from the tied hand on the headboard and your arm just falls
- >"I'll be back tomorrow, just, don't make so much of a fuss as like today, and we can make it easier, OK?"
- >You turn your head to face her
- "OK..."
- >She walks out of your house, and you're still immobilized
- >Filled with fear, that you stay there for the rest of the day, just because you
- >Cuddled FlutterShy
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