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- >You are now Slasher Science
- >After reveling in your short lived victory, you had realized you had a much bigger problem to fix
- >In your haste, you had left Fagdude on the track to be discovered by Badpacing, and no doubt other namefags and ponies later on
- >There would be an investigation, and with the magic these ponies posess, it would only be a matter of time
- >You slip quietly to the back of the crowd as Badpacing shouts what he saw and for somep0ny to help
- >You have a limited window of opporotunity
- >If you could just-
- >Aha!
- >You spot Etiquette standing a short while away
- >In the left back pocket of his jeans you see the gun from the start of the race
- >In his back right pocket you slowly slip the bloody scissors in
- >Hopefully these ponies didnt have finger printing evidence here
- 1/?
- >You are Etiquette
- >After hearing Badpacing, you ran down the track with him, Twilight, the Mayor, Rarity and for some reason Rainbowdash
- >Arriving at the scene of the crime, some police ponies already had the sight blocked off with yellow tape
- >"Alright folks, this is a crime scene. Nobody pony or human, is to cross this line, and we want to question all of you individually"
- >"Furthermore---
- >{BOOM}
- >A wave of hot air hits your face, pushing down the grass and bending the trees around you, while the roar of an explosion invades your ears
- >After a minute, you can hear yourself think, and you say
- What the fuck was that?
- >"I don't know!"
- >"I hope nop0nys hurt!"
- >"I'll go check!"
- >You hear Rainbowdash say before she flies up into the sky, peering in the direction of the noise
- >Before she comes down, you spot black smoke pouring into the sky on the horizon
- >"Rarity...its your boutique"
- 2/?
- >You are now Rarity
- >You try not to panic as you run over to the remanants of your boutique
- >The others follow behind you, and as you spot her standing near the wreckage, releif floods through your heart
- >"Rarity"
- Sweetie Belle! Oh thank Celestia you're ok!
- >You hug her and the others arrive
- >"Oh, I'm so glad nop0ny was hurt!"
- >Twilights voice makes you remember, and you choke out
- Fluttershy!
- >"What about her?"
- She....she was in there
- >You point a hoof towards the smoldering remains
- >Everyp0ny lets out a gasp
- She said she wanted to wear something nice for when SLasher got to their new house, so I told her to look in the boutique!
- 3/?
- >You are now Etiquette
- >You couldn't beleive it
- >Fluttershy was gone
- >She was an annoying wannabe rapist, but still, she was dead
- >You hear Twilight
- >"We have to find the pony who did this and bring them to justice!"
- >Then you hear Rainbowdash
- >"Hey Etiquette, whats that in your back pocket?"
- >The gun!
- >its ok Eitquette, relax, act calm, they know nothing
- Well its the gun from the starting race, remmeber?
- >"No, not that, the thing in the other pocket thats wet!"
- >Wet?
- >You reach back, and grab something cold and metallic
- >You bring it out, and everyp0ny gasps
- >Its a pair of scissors, dripping with bood
- 4/?
- >You need to say something, and quick
- Look, I know what this looks like, but these aren't mine!
- >RD:"Then why were they in your back pocket?"
- I don't know! But I didn't put them there!
- >TS:"You know, they match the wounds that were on Fagdude! I bet you killed Fagdude, didn't you?"
- Woah, woah, woah, I did not kill Fagdude! Thats crazy talk!
- >"Is it?"
- >You hear an oh so famiiliar voice behind you
- >"Well I don't know about that, but I'll tell you what, he did try to shoot me earlier"
- >You turn around, already knowing who it is
- >"And another thing. He killed Jeremy."
- 5/?
- Picklehead, first of all, you can't kill an inanimate object, and second of all, you didn't tell them why i tried to kill you!
- >"So you admit you did try to kill me! I'd also like to say that I found some explosive equipment on the hill over there, and that they have Etiquette written all over them"
- >Now this is just getting ridiculous
- And how would I have set off those explosives Picklehead, huh? I was at the finish line of the race the whole time!
- >Rarity pipes up through her sobs
- >"Well there was those five minutes you were g-gone between the beginning of the race and when you showed up"
- For God's sake Rarity I'm trying to find out who blew up your house here!
- >The two police ponies show up
- >"Theres no need to try and figure it out there, sir. We have all the evidence we need"
- >Two hoof-sized cuffs are slapped on your wrists
- You can't be serious!?
- 6/?
- >You are now Twilight Sparkle
- >Its been three monthes, and finally everything seemed to have reached a sense of normalcy in Ponyville
- >You felt safe again with those two gone
- >Etiquette had been tried in front of the Royal Court
- >All three princesses had found hm guilty for Arson, two accounts of pre-meditated murder, attempted murder and Intentional Infliction of Emotional distress
- >The zero tolerance policy for such crimes was death by execution
- >You felt little sadness for his death
- >After the trial you hadn't seen Picklehead
- >The last thing he said before leaving the court room was that he'd be back someday, but he had to get in touch with his inner pickle
- >You didn't question him, everyone coped in their own way
- >And then a month later, the whole Sweetie Belle Incident had happened
- >She had gone missing, and showed up bruised and abused, but alive in Slasher Science's house
- >After some therapy and memory spells, she was back to her normal self
- >Slasher howere, met the same fate as Etiquette
- >But everything was pretty much back to normal now
- 7/?
- >You are now Slasher Science
- >Its day thrity four in hell
- >Yep, after killing fagdude and abusing Sweetie Belle, you were in hell
- >With Etiquette, no less
- >Your day started like this
- >Wake up
- >Shit bricks
- >Fluttershy guesses your fetish
- >You say no, and then she rapes you anyway, while carrying out her fetish
- >Her fetish is blood and gore
- >Who'da thunk?
- >Fluttershy keeps mentioning how she can't wait until Picklehead is here with you, because then the three of you can have fun for eternity
- >After hours of being dismembered and raped by Fluttershy, you usually pass out or die
- >Then you are woken up by Fluttershy, body fine and well-rested
- >Ready for more rape
- >Yes, looks like for a while, you'll be
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- 8/8
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