Uplift RPG Session #52.5 (Jee + Garth Personal Quest)

We begin! Last time of the Jee-ourny Jee befriended the amazons and got their support for the war on the apes.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Mental note to see if Jee's brother is a degenerate- I mean, wants to strengthen tribe relationships. )
( So all's sorted out and ready here; check out the next tribe? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Fuckin buff lady warriors is far than degenorate in my book.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Maybe that one will be where they dump all of the dude hyenas, considering the amazing track record of only girls they got going here. )

Gaven C. (GM): Also give me a mind roll.

Jee-Still Waki: ( I'd be inclined to agree with you, but knowing what I know about hyenas and fantasy gnolls has it turned back a bit. )
rolling 1d100+80
(89)+80= 169

JEE, you remember the time of saving those lizards from those filthy offl anders! Tehy're bound to owe your ass a favor!

Jee-Still Waki: ( Oh shit! Yeah! With the fake medicine and all! )

Gaven C. (GM): (head to their tribe?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( No reason not to )

They journy is going to be 4 days

Jee-Still Waki: ( Piss. Be rude to start off by asking for food from the yeens, so I'm gonna do a sustanence roll )
rolling 1d100+10+80
(99)+10+80= 189
( Wew )
( Or wait, sustanence is making food last, right? Not scavenging for food? )
( Either way. )
( But right, so I got 2 days of food left, right? Because I gave 1 to the leader. )

Shalashiza Enjoyed that fruit juice you gave her so much she decides to repay ya with 3 days of food, and now will only word if you give her the recipe after the battle.

Gaven C. (GM): brb

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Not a problem. Thhhank you."
( Aighty man. )

Gaven C. (GM): Jee you approach the tribe with 2 lizzard guards holding you back with their spears.

Guard: "Stop right there!"

Jee-Still Waki: ( Now we're cookin with gas )
"Hhh... I am not your enemy."

They look at you...

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I am Jee-Still Waki, of the Chiroptera tribe."

Guard: "You're that bat who help us with those evil offlanders! My deepest apologies Jee of Chiroptere."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I am surprised this tribe remembers. Hhh... Thank you. Where is your leader?"

They lead you to their leader, standing by his side.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... It is good to see this tribe is still well."

Iceblood: "And it wouldn't be that way with out you and your friends help Jee."

He Takes off his necklas and puts it around your neck.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I thank you for your kind words. Hhh?"
( What sorta necklace is it? )

It's a bonely necklas, you assume its from hunted prey.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Oof )
( Can only hope it's animals )

Gaven C. (GM): (Or offlanders.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( They're animals )
( :) )

Iceblood: "We engraved the appeearence of you and your friends on our walls so they your courage and strength will help us incase of another sorring times like before."

You see all of your old "friends." in a manner that looks... like a kids drawing.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Well, tribes aren't known for having good wall artists, are they? )
( Tapestry is usually pretty though )
"Hhh... I am humbled, Iceblood-leader."

you see, planet blow uppper, that ninja cat, you, that nice cat native that disapeared and that unicorn that did well... I'm sure the locals didn't engrave what she did.

Iceblood: So Jee what is it that you need?"

Jee-Still Waki reminisces on her first journey with offlanders in seek of technology, but is brought back with Iceblood's question. "Hhh... I have come to other tribes as Shaman of my tribe in asking for an alliance. Hhh... Do you know of Tribe Hominus of the ape clan?"

Iceblood: "Yes I know of thier violent nature and their evil ways, I wished those Offlanders did those unspeakable thing to them and not us.."
"And Yes, I'll partake in alliance with your tribe."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I thank you, but I do not wish to... Hhhhurt your tribe without compensation for this task."

Iceblood: "We need none, without you we wouldn't be here."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I have already allied with Waterlou of the otter tribe and Zalashisa of the hyena tribe. Hhh... Waterlou I promised teachings of weapons and Zalashisa connections to tribes to find... Hhhhhhh... Help with her tribe."
"Hhh... If you are needing of anything, I will give it to you."

Iceblood: "We have knowledge of weapons Jee."

He shows the Spears and throwing axes.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I speak of the powerful tools the... Hhhhh... Filthy offlanders use, that sound of powerful storms and fill the air with fire. Hhh... The apes are strong. I fear these weapons are needed to make sure they do not hurt any tribe ever again."
"Hhh... Zalashisa says to not teach her tribe, having pride in her strength. Hhh... Waterlou ask for these teachings. I can find these tools and help your people learn to use them."

Iceblood: "Well, having those offlander devices would help in getting offlanders of our land, yes I'll accept the teaching of these tools."
"You have any of these tools on hand for teaching?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Yes, I do. Hhh... I plan to find more weapons from offlanders on our home. Take their power and resources for us. Train the tribes, then when we are ready, we all will begin."
( Let's see what I got in my bag )
( They're asking for weapons to train right now, yeah? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( I got... )
( 6 .256 Mini-Rugers with 160 rounds, 5 Rail Pistols with 45 fletchette rounds, another Red Hawk, a Knocker 79 with no ammo, and a .45 M2 with a suppressor attached )
( But I don't know if that's something I can just say I had on hand, unless you're fine with that. )

Gaven C. (GM): (Sure, you have 1 str but carry carry all of that.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( At this point the rucksack Jee lugs around with the loot in it is bigger than the damn tent next to her. )

Gaven C. (GM): (Bag of holding.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( An old tribal trick )
"Hhh... I have a few weapons I can spare, yes... And ammunition for them." Jee says, fetching out the six .256 Mini-Rugers with their rounds, laying them all out onto the ground before her.
"Hhh... If you want to learn of them now, I should teach before I leave."

They rush over to pick up the guns like kids seeing a cracked pinata.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I plan to teach more once I find more things after stealing from offlanders. Hhh... To bring the allied tribes together and teach how to use them."
"Hhh! Be careful! Keep fingers away with small metal twig! Hhh... There are no ammunitions in them, but if you used it with it pointed to another, it would go through them like a spear."

You tell the lessons of guns as one shoots at his face, thankfully no ammo was in it.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Roll to pass on teaching guns? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Sure.)

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+80
(60)+80= 140
( Wanted to ask if you wanted to resolve all of it in a roll to avoid going on and on about the finer mechaniations of using a firearm )
( Good RP, but can be longer than wanted. )

You tain their aim to match that of the cold blooded killers associated with lizzards.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Especially since I don't know a whole lot about guns. )

Gaven C. (GM): (Pull trigger, man dies.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Like magic, but not as gay )

You think this is enough people for a war.

Gator: (Ah, did I miss the messages?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Ah hey Gator )
( Want me to catch you up on where we are? )

Gator: (Sure. Still wrangling tribes to kill the apes?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Right, think I got the last one. Remember the lizard tribe that had the off-worlders giving them bad medicine? )

Gator: (yep)

Jee-Still Waki: ( They joined because they said they owed a life favor. )
( Now I taught them how to make tiny metal bit go out of long metal bit )

Gator: (Sure)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Good. Iceblood-leader. The land the apes live. Hhh... It is my tribe's old home and we wish to take it back, but our priority is to make the ape-tribe kill no more family of any tribe. Hhh... I have told other allies, but it can be their home like my tribe's. Hhh... The same is for your tribe, Iceblood-leader."

Iceblood: "Don't worry Jee, we will help you out with your pests like you did with ours, and thank you for the open moving conditions.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Thank you, Iceblood." Jee says, extending her hand to shake with his.
( You know, in hindsight it wasn't that bright of an idea to give guns to a guy named "Iceblood" )

Gator: (Her gnarled, leathery hand.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Then again, there was a really nice guy called Murder McFuckYourFace that donates to charity regularly. Swell guy. )

Gaven C. (GM): (You talked of selling your brother as a token to amazons.)
(He gave me needed blood for my leg surgery.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Are you implying he wouldn't enjoy it? )

Gaven C. (GM): (You know what, imma roll for homosexuality, pick a number.)
from 1 to 20.

Jee-Still Waki: ( But either way, I still win because they're spotted hyenas. :) )
( Lala homo or not, it's both gay and not gay. )
( Shitposting aside, here we go. Time for a 1 (
rolling 1d20
(3)= 3
( Ayy )
( But wait wait )

Jee-Still Waki: ( I wont know he's gay until I ask. Keep it a secret )

Gaven C. (GM): (no psdeo penis.)
(He would be gay if you got 1.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( The robo eyes didn't come packed with a gay radar )

Gator: (Moving on!)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Good fun. Anyway, seal the deal with a shake then move on out? )

He shakes.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... When the time comes, a messenger will be sent to bring the tribes together at my tribal grounds. Hhh... Thank you again."

Iceblood: "You're welcome Jee, anything for a hero like you."

Jee-Still Waki: ( Alright. Head back home to rejoin with the bat tribe and Garth? )
( Ooh ooh wait )
"Hhh... I ask one final thing... I seek to start my raid of offlander supplies soon. Hhh... Do you know of where ones may be?"

Gaven C. (GM): (Doesn't Jee know of 2? That one landing pad where she started and the one where she landed for the Family finding?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Ooh yeah, the smuggling dropoff, yeah. )
( Well, camps of illegal things and all that. )

He tells you of 2 places, both that you all ready been to before.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Illegal stuff's where all the cool kids hang out with their cool guns )
"Hhh... Thank you, ally Iceblood."
( Alright then. Letsa move on back home see how Garth's holding up after murdering a fella )

Gator: (Have my wounds been healed up?)

Gaven C. (GM): (Let me roll.)
rolling 1d100 + 50
(16)+50= 66

Eff does "her best" on the ape man.

Gaven C. (GM): Add, 20 hp.

Garth Millano: Fantastic.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Sister Eff. All is well? Hhh... I have found allies and wish to speak to tribe. Hhh... Two, deals have been made with. The last, out of obligation."

Gaven C. (GM): Get her smarter sister to help ya out.

Jee-Still Waki: ( I'll at least spit in your wounds than rub dirt into it, claiming it "helps the process along" )

Eff: "Oh yes! That is good sista Jee! Who is helping us with defeating of the STINKY APES that took homeland?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Waterlou of the otter tribe; the ones we met for little Ess' ritual. Hhh... Zalashisa of the hyena tribe, and Iceblood of the lizard tribe."
"Hhh... Waterlou want to be taught how to use weapons and guns. And... They want this land once we take back our home."
"Hhh... Zalashisa has... different wants, sister."
"Hhhhher tribe only have females, sister."

Eff: "What she wants sista Jee?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhhhhhhh..." Jee mutters

Garth Millano: "Yes, what's she want sista Jee?"

Thinks, connecting the dots and that making a blushing face.

Eff: "She not your sista Garth!"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I say allies will give her what she wants. I tell her to not take slaves and find willing... Hhh... Helping, from tribe allies."

Garth Millano: "You're selling your own sister?

GARTH SHE IS NOT!:

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhh... Sister Eff, would... Dee want strong... Hhhhhh... Strong mate?" Jee asks, whispering the last question.

Eff: "She want to bare fru-..."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh! I will not do such! Hhhhh... They will join of own wanting."
"Hhh? ... Hah! Does pro-fess-ore not know of what we speak of?"

Eff seems to stare off in space thinking.

Garth Millano: "Who is getting sold to whom, now?"

Jee-Still Waki: "What do tribe need to have more members, offlander? Hhhh... What would tribe of only females want in deal?"

Eff: "Jee, maybe we should... as about his... Wants in breeding somewhere private?"

Garth Millano: "So you're going to sell a family member off?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhh... Yes, sister. Ehhh... I do not want to speak of such, especially of our brother, but... If he agrees to have.... Hhhhhhh... To help Zalashisa, we will have better allies."

Fried: "Garth, I can tell you what they're talking about, my previous owner talked about this stuff a lot."

Jee-Still Waki: ( Aw huh uh, nooo )
( Aw god :( )

Garth Millano: "Sounds like slavery." My character says.

Gaven C. (GM): (Jee want fried to tell or not?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Go ahead )
( Just remembered that his previous owner did quite literally enslave someone )
( And probably more )

Freid: "They're talking about love making without protection to secure their bloodline and tribe."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhhh..." Jee mumbles, rubbing at her eyes with her claws. "Brother. You... are of age. Hhh... What do you want from life-partner?"

Fried: "And at least it this case, its going to be loving and consentual."

Jee-Still Waki: ( As loving as someone three times ones size can be )

Garth Millano: Right, and what happens if the-prison-of-consent wants to leave?

Fried: "Garth, unless your joking about marrage being prison it isn't slavery."

It's a normal Pao loving relationship.:

Garth Millano: "Did they call it marriage?"

Fried: "It's a normal Pao loving relationship."

Jee-Still Waki: ( He's a nerd from college. He probably thinks marriage is slavery to begin with and uses that to explain why he doesn't have a date. )
( Sorry, done joshin' ya. )

Garth Millano: (kek)

Fried: "And it's not like you would care, Mister Observe and not help out."

Family meeting

more like sibling meeting.

Jee-Still Waki: ( "So I know this really fun girl that I'm sure you'd like. What does she look like? Uh..." )

Garth Millano: "Robot, I am covered in wounds from a scouting trip to the tribe of people that you want to kill. I think you should appreciate that I've done more fighting today then anyone in this camp.

Jee-Still Waki: Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhhh..." Jee mumbles, rubbing at her eyes with her claws. Releasing a long, drawn out sigh, she asks "Brother. You... are of age. Hhh... What do you want from life-partner?"
( Sorry, copied the previous message )

Dea: "Oh uh... what is with this question sista? Is there something I should know sista."

Garth Millano: (Oh, if its an arranged marriage that's fine. I thought you guys were getting perverted or something.)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Please, answer the question brother." Jee asks, covering her face in both hands.

Dea: "I'm well... Hmmm... I like girl with huge well, things to feed me spawn when they are wee badies, and are nice and well furry to snuggle with..."

Jee-Still Waki: "HhhhhhhOK, OK." Jee hisses.
"Hhh... I ask, because... Hhh... Do you know of the hyena tribe brother?"

Gaven C. (GM): (This would go full degenacy if you weren't here mister goody 2 shoes! We want a sodom and the hellfire with it!)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Yeah! If you weren't here, we'd fly off the handle! Dea might even say something degenerate, like booby! )

Garth Millano: (Mister goody 2 shoes don't take know crap.)

Gaven C. (GM): (Or talk about how he likes the mating press cause it helps ensure his wife to bare fruit and start a loving family he'll cherish forever!)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Or worse, talk about how he'll only engage in such activities until after marriage to ensure a bond of purity! )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah!)
(... Its going to be a quick shotgun marrage with Zalashisa but still its after marring her.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Well, she'd probably only let it happen after the battle )
( Strong mates and all that )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah.)
(back to arrange marrage.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( But this is just a sort of "Hey, I was being serious about being your bat-winged cupid )
( Asked if he knows about the yeen tribe. )

Dea: "OH, they're tha girlz that wear well... nothin cause beliefs?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh? Were they? I- Hhh... They are allies of tribe and they need... Hhhhhh... Males for tribe. Hhhhhhhhh... I want to ask you if you wanted to... Hhhhhelp tribe leader Zalashisa." Jee mutters.
"Hhh... You are not forced to be life-partner of tribe leader, brother. Hhh... You can say no."

Dea seems to be well, he was the look of his face of a kid seeing a nude women for the first time.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhhh..." Jee hisses out of embarrassment at her brother's expression. "Th-the allied tribes will meet here after I find offlander tools. You will meet hhhher then."

Jee-Still Waki stands up, quietly thanking Dea for meeting her and Eff like this, then excuses herself out of the tent.

Dea: "Wait!"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhh?"
"Yes, brother?"

Dea: "Well, what things does Zalashisa like Jee?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhhhh... Ah... Hhh... She liked... The fruit juice tribe makes. And... Hhh... Strength."
"Hh, yes, she also wants teachings of how to make the juice after war."

Dea: "Well, What If "I" made it?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Made it?"
Dea: "She would Like me for that! Like that "I" Invented and made it."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhh... Maybe."
"Just... Hhh... Be yourself to her. And if she is not right... Hhhh... Just say, brother."

Dea: "But you said this help tribe right? I need to to marry and impress her!"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I do not want to make you unhappy, Dea. Hhh... Impressing is good, yes, but it is wrong to force you into this."
"Hhh... Is why I want you to know that if you do not want to be life-partners with her, you say so."

Dea: "Well, maybe you do pre fight date?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh... If you want, brother."
"I will tell tribe leader Zalashisa before the fight."

Dea: "Thank sista."
Okay its gun grabbing time!

Jee-Still Waki smiles at her brother. "It is no problem, brotha."

Dea: "Also, what about you know, her god and my god Lunar?"
"Would, Lunat be fine with... 2 gods?"

Jee-Still Waki: "I... Hhh... I do not know her god. And... Hhh... Ah..."

Garth Millano: (I continue to jot all this stuff down.)

Gaven C. (GM): (Talk of arrange marrage and sexual preference.)

Jee-Still Waki whispers to Eff, "Sista, is Lunar fine with this?"

Garth Millano: (Speaking of, can I roll archeology to know the hyena tribes god?

Gaven C. (GM): (Sure!)

Garth Millano: rolling 1d100+25+2
(59)+25+2= 86

Gaven C. (GM): 104

Jee-Still Waki: ( Sorry, brb a quick minute )

Garth Millano: Whoop, forgot a digit.

You heard of these type before, their god Zill was a notorious figher and hunter, protecting her tribe at whatever the cost is.

Garth Millano: Anyway.

Bringing down evil spirits and vile tribes with her bare hand and fighting move.

Garth Millano: "Their god is Zill, god of fighing and hunting. Supposedly protects her tribe no matter what. Part and parcel as the rest of the amazons, in my opinion."

Stories tell of her punching the ground so hard its what splited up the continents on Pao.

She fought protect and cared for her tribe one day until she meet a man, its lost on why they were fighting but it ends with them stoping, holding hands and walking back to Zills tribe.

Garth Millano: "...slayer of evil, punched the planet and made it's lands."
and it tells of how all of her children were female and so of their children offsprings.

Garth Millano: "... Legends says she kills and eats young boys named Dea."

Dea: "WAIT WHAT?"

Garth Millano: "Oh yeah, no stopping her. Legends are very clear about it."
"It happens right after she jumped over two school buses in a sweet dirtbike."

Gaven C. (GM): "I MEAN- Garth it not nice to insult peoples gods!"

Garth Millano: laughs
"But seriously, You have your god Lunat, they have Zill: Female warrior god of justice. The only real conflict is that apparently your children probably will be daughters.

Dea: "Garth, doing this will lead to Mistakes on thinking you the bad gorillas."

Jee-Still Waki: ( Okie dokie, sorry bout that )
( Getting tacos )

Dea: "No Dea Junior then?"

Jee-Still Waki: ( Oh lord, whatchu do )

Gaven C. (GM): (Japanese tocos, my god.)

Garth Millano: "If the legends about her are true. Unless your god Lunat likes sons."

Dea: "She doesn't like the sun."

Jee-Still Waki: "What are you speaking of, offlander?!" Jee demands, momentarily distracted by something
"Hhh... Lunar is fine of other god, brother."
"Hhhhhhh... I do not know if you will only have daughters, but it would be your child, brother."

Dea: "Ino care if I only have daughters."

Garth Millano: "That's fantastic. Now lets try to leave to see that... Did you guys know I ran to that enemy camp of yours?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... You make learnings?"

Dea: "Yee, that was the deak."

Jee-Still Waki: "Speak of what you know, then... Hhh... We will tell you rest of deal."

Eff: "Good! What you learn ape and ill tell you of rest family history.

Garth Millano: "First, I will need something to draw on. Can you get that for me, Fried-robot?"

Fried: "Don't you have a notepad Garth?"

Garth Millano: That is for note taking, this will be for map making.
That brings me up to another point, It's Professor Millano.
You may call me Professor M if you wish.
It's not Mister, it's not Garth."

Mister Garth is the best your getting from me sir.:

fried: "Mister Garth is the best your getting from me sir."

Fried: "Just be considerate I'm not programmed for insulting of names."

Garth Millano: "No, it is professor. Now everyone who doesn't want to be thrown on a ape tribal spike, gather around."

Jee-Still Waki: ( So I left real quick to get water and I got more tacos )
( This time tacos from a different program from Taco Bell )
( 's awesome )
( I got 5 hard shell tacos, 3 homemade and 2 TB, and 2 softshell from TB )

Fried draws his pistols at garth again.

Garth Millano: (TB always doesn't sit well with me.)

Fried: "Sir, a professor is smart, it isn't smart to threaten a whole tribe alone."

Garth Millano: "I wouldn't be the one putting you on the spike, you'd get there because what I have to say might keep you alive."
"Honestly android, what is your problem?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Fried. You can stand down."

Fried: "Sorry Jee, just sounded like HE was going to do it, with his attitude and all."

Garth gains scrool of nothin.

Garth Millano: "Does anyone else have anything they would like to get -wrong-? Or can we begin?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... He is not THAT foolish."
"Hhh... Start."

Garth Millano: "very well.
"The camp is located on a plateau and over a river.

Gaven C. (GM): (look like someone is going to goatse...)

Garth Millano: This means that it has two waterfalls.

Jee-Still Waki: ( THAT's what it is? )

Gaven C. (GM): The drawing, its the flesh tone.)

Garth Millano: (It's supposed to be a drawing in the sand. Dirty boys!)

Gaven C. (GM): (The waterfall being fingers or some shit.)
(Easter Killer!)

Garth Millano: (Eh, gutter minds!)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Is this ALL you have to know of?"

Garth Millano: "No.

Eff: "That nothing!"

Garth Millano: "Let me continue!"
"Also, raise you hand first!"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh? Raise hand?"

Garth Millano: "Anyway... The tribe is heavily entrenched. They have put up spikes around most of their camp.

Gaven C. (GM): food getting brb

Garth Millano raises his hand and says, "Like this, this is raising your hand."

Garth Millano: "Then you keep it up until I ask you your question."

Jee-Still Waki: "That is dumb." Jee spits out. "Hhh... Anything else?"

Garth Millano: "You didn't raise you hand. Anyway!"
"The average member of their tribe is stronger and faster than you.
I would say, probably three times stronger than anyone we have except for me.
"On the upside it means they don't use weapons, downside is that they really don't need too."
"The most important part, however..."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh?"

Garth Millano: "They seem to have some cultural investment in banners they place around the camp. From what I've gathered they will demoralize and retreat if the banners are set on fire."
"They specifically have to be set on fire, just breaking them or knocking them down won't affect them."
"And now we have bad news."

Jee-Still Waki grins. "Hhh... Good to know."

Garth Millano: They are not exactly a good and hospitable tribe.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhyes. We know of this."\

Garth Millano: It appears that they have conquerored at least 4 four tribes... Or they ran out of trophy room. I imagine that even with your war-pact and modern weapons it could get very ugly."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh... Tribe speaked of sending them message of surrender before moving. Hhh... I fear we must be like them and strike without warning."

Garth Millano: "That goes without saying.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I still have C4 from the mines. Hhh... I can surprise them before the attack begins."
"Hhh... But this is for planning. Hhh... I need to find tools first."

Garth Millano: "Yes, about that: Where are you going to get all the weapons you are boasting?"

Gaven C. (GM): back
(Yeah jee, where are you gonna get those guns?)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Long ago, I came home from a spot a ship drops off. Hhh... It brings tools and weapons. Hhh... I go there, find others who do dealings. Find their home and take all of their weapons."
"Hhh... They are hiding somewhere in the jungle."

Garth Millano: "You mean a port?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Yes."
"Hhh... But this is all you know of?"

Gaven C. (GM): (Im sure garth knows of a port.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Wait... Offlander Garth. Where did you drop off from?"

Garth Millano: "Professor"

Jee-Still Waki: "Pro-fess-ore offlander Garth. Where did your ship land?"

Garth Millano: "Hunter's Den, not much else to be dropped off at."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hunter's den?"

Garth Millano: "(den point)"
"I just wanted to make sure. So you plan is:
1.Sneak into a mercenary's hut.
2. Steal everything.
3. Leave,
That's about it?

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... It has worked before."
"Hhh... I have found many a useful tool from offlander hives."

Garth Millano: How many times did you get shot doing this?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Few, if any. Hhh... Armor helped, yes, but... Hhh-hhhh-hhhhhh... C4 in phones helped plenty."
( So Hunter's Den then? )
( *Den Point?)
"Hhhh... Unless you know of other places to find tools."

Garth Millano: (kek)
"Welp, afraid I don't"

Gaven C. (GM): (Off to gunland?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Ah right, should tell the tribe real quick. )
"Hhh... Tribe! We know of enemy weakness... And I have found allies while gone. Hhh... Waterlou of the otters, Zalashisa of the hyenas, and Iceblood of the lizards. Hhh... Waterlou will fight with us for teachings of guns and for living in our land once we take back our home. Zalashisa wishes for... Hhhh... Companionship... For her and her tribe, and Iceblood does so of their own desire."
( The land right here, I mean )
"Hhhh... Now, I will leave to find weapons and tools from offlanders. Hhh... I will return with what we and our allies need, and we will be ready to stop the murderous apes for good!"
( Better to tell them about what's going down now than later. )

You hear cheers from your tribe, and it seems like the males cheered louder at the companionship.
Jee-Still Waki: ( Lonely bastards can't even get a good bat wife :/ )
( And this is how the bat tribe dies )

Garth Millano: (Been awhile since we were on this map.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Man there's a dead dude between the tents )

Gaven C. (GM): (It's still your tribe, just the name doesn't make sense anymore.)
(Blood line god and all.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Ah well )

Garth Millano: (Alright, I gotta stretch. brb

Gaven C. (GM): (You just gonna convert them into also believing.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Am I the bat on the concrete? )
( I AM GIANT )
( FEAR ME )

Gaven C. (GM): (Run tiny baby man!)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Alright, time to be sneaky beaky like )
( Rolling perception. )
rolling 1d100+10+80
(2)+10+80= 92
( Fucking wow )

You see a gun store owned by a tab, and 2 mooks at the entrance.

Jee-Still Waki: ( You know it's only know I remembered I actually got a respectable amount of cash )
( $95k apparently )
( But, assuming this place is hostile and all? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Its a store.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Probably not for tribesfolk )
( But... Yeah crud, I could probably just go in and buy what I need. )

Gaven C. (GM): (Not an evil drug den, just a shady den of illegal stuff going on under.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Not like the 95k's gonna be towards anything else. )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Well... Huh. Might as well then. )

You remember off that filthy Eo dosh on your hands.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Was planning a whole siege and raid like an old Dayz type deal. )

also know as fire started helping paper.

Gaven C. (GM): (you can do it still.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Yeah. Would probably get way more too. )
( At the risk of, y'know, dying. )

Gaven C. (GM): (ded.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( You down for that sorta deal? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Sure.)

Garth Millano: (So are you just going to buy it?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Fuck it. Let's see if it goes out sneaky-beaky. 1-50 for purchase, 51-100 for sneak and stab. )
rolling 1d100
(33)= 33
( Guess not. :/ )

Gaven C. (GM): (the money is just going to do nothing if not buying shit.)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh... Garth. They will not be hhhostile if I approach, yes?"

Garth Millano: "Probably."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh? Then... Hhhhhhhh..."

Jee-Still Waki groans as she stands up from the underbrush, then slowly walks to the gun shop.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Let's see what the reaction is. Damn my insistence to make decisions with luck )

Gaven C. (GM): rolling 1d10 +
(8)= 8

Jee-Still Waki: ( And that was for? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Toterance of tribal.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( And an 8 is... good tolerance? )

Gaven C. (GM): Yeah.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Or Aussie-to-Abo levels of tolerance? )
( Ok, good )

You have money, they will take it, its a bussiness after all, does it matter an idiot from any planet buys it?

Jee-Still Waki somewhat relieved she hasn't been shot yet or yelled at, though still uneasy, she enters the gun shop.

Seller: "You have the money?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Of course. I need weapons and armor."
( How many would be enough to outfit all of the fighters? )

Seller: "Show it."

Gaven C. (GM): You do the math on that, your the one buying stuff.)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhh..." Jee hisses as she reveals a wad of cash from her rucksack. "I have enough."
( Yeah, but how many am I outfitting? )
( 2 dozen? )

Gaven C. (GM): What armor do you want to buy?)

Garth Millano: (That's abit.)
(Also, what guns?)

Gaven C. (GM): https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9zUbKbVjWUBMlR2S0hiZVBLNFU/view

Jee-Still Waki: ( Let me look. )

Gaven C. (GM): And times the price by 2 due to want and demand.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Aw fine. But what's a good estimate on the fighters joining if 2 dozen is too many? )
( Because we're taking on a war tribe, I thought that was bare minimum. )

Gaven C. (GM): (You can have as many soldiers you want jee, im running this!)
(Just buy the gear and they will come.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Fine fine. Let me calculate this. What weapons and armor are available? )
( Just about everything with a price? )

Gaven C. (GM): (All Eo stuff.)
(Except shit like bombsquad armor.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvwlcr69FAI

Garth Millano: (I'd say just get them a bunch of pistols.
Actually, what weapon skill does Jee have?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Demolition )
( That's it )
( And gunsmith )
( Let's see, 40 civilian .256 Mini-Rugers is 38.4K . Bullets should be 1.6K for 40 boxes of 100 bullets. )
( 100 bullets should be good for each weapon. )

Gaven C. (GM): (Submit transaction?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Still working it all out. That's just part 1 )

Gaven C. (GM): (You better be listening to the musicI put up while buying stuff.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( I definitely am. )
( Hell, why not use the music player? )

Gaven C. (GM): how do I use jukebox?

Jee-Still Waki: No clue

Garth Millano: (True. Anyway, it's getting late for me. I gotta roll.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Alright man, thanks for being here. )

Garth Millano: (Also, I'm going to a convention Saturday so are you guys open sunday at any time?

Gaven C. (GM): (Maybe.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( I don't know. Need to ready some stuff for Tuesday. )
( Talk to a veternarian about dog ownership for a newspaper feature. )

Gator (GM): Good point. We'll visit that later. Thanks for letting me sit in. lates!

Gaven C. (GM): okay figured it out.

Jee-Still Waki: Cool. Trying to calculate armor costs here.
Had to cut out grenade launchers with ammo.
40 flak jackets is 48k
So 88k
Leaves 7k left
Right, so 40 riot / swat helmets is 7.2K

Gaven C. (GM): (Im sure he would giva a discount for buying in bulk.)

Jee-Still Waki: 40 flak jackets, 40 boxes of 100 ammo with 40 .256 Mini-Rugers, and 40 swat helmets totals up to 95.2K
I got 95,373.50
And I wanted to try haggling whatever discount he'd throw out
Not exactly the raid I was planning, but... eh.

Gaven C. (GM): Like say, 5% discount for the heavy buying.

Jee-Still Waki: Let me crunch that
That's 4,760 off.
What'd be a DC for haggling for 15% off?
That'd be 14,280 off the purchase.
Or wait, 15%'s pretty high. Wonder if I should just keep it at 10%.
Estimating something or should I just make a bartering roll and see where I land up?

Gaven C. (GM): Beat 120.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Alright. )
rolling 1d100+80
(56)+80= 136
( Phew )

Jee-Still Waki haggles out a higher discount with the offlander bat over her small army's worth of weaponry.

Sine He like that your a winded mamal like him you get the 10% off.

Jee-Still Waki: Alright, 85,680 is my total

Also a gift bag filled with goodies.

Jee-Still Waki: Ooh! It's like a fireworks store!
Got 9693.50 left in cash.
What's in the goody bag?

Gaven C. (GM): (Candy, small doo dads and knick knacks.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Wow really? )
( Well, I mean, it's free. )
( So how're we shifting all of the armaments? Magic bag of holding? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Family comes here to help[ with moving of guns.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Nice. )

Jee-Still Waki thanks the bat owner for his business.

Jee-Still Waki: "... Hhh. Well... I got what we need."
( Guess that's that then. )
( Send out the messengers, get the tribes on over here then? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( I see Shalashaska is here. )

Gaven C. (GM): The whole crew is here.

Jee-Still Waki smiles at the collected tribe. Pointing a claw to the pile of armaments, Jee declares, "Hhhh... Our tools are here!"

Gaven C. (GM): (You get a gun, pray Lunar, you get a gun, pray Lunar, You get a gun, pray Lunar...)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Hours later, the final inscription of Lunar is etched into the last gun )

Gaven C. (GM): (Zalashisa tribe, you just get books on Lunar.)
(Pray Lunar.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( "Deliver a warspeech!" Jee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeCfod1XT7E&ab_channel=Camtoons )
( Aw fuck me, I accidentally copied over what I was gonna say. )

Gaven C. (GM): (Blood ravens are the thieving fucks right?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Yes )
( Now I do wish I stole the weapons and arms )
( Then I could just copy and paste their warspeech and it'd perfectly fit )

Gaven C. (GM): (any reason why they nab other chapters shit?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( I dunno. )
"Hhh... Those who are here to fight, pick up your weapons and armor. Practice with them. Learn them. Make them an extension of yourselves, made to deliver the apes a message that we will tolerate their murderous, family-killing ways no more! Hhh... Fried and I will help pass teachings of using the weapons. Hhh... Once we are ready, we will move under Lunar's light of the moon."
( The reason the new Warhammer 40k games suck is because they don't got grand characters like Boreale anymore. And because the gameplay just sucks more, but eh. )

Gaven C. (GM): (I heard about that open world mmo shooter, sounded fun but f2p shit and Shitty computer.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Isn't that killed off now? )

Daya of weapon training pass.

Jee-Still Waki: "Now practice! Fried and I will show you hhhhhhow to attack the enemy with the power of a hundred spears!"
( Ah, best check with Dea and Zalashisa real quick. )
( See how the otter tribe's doing too. )

Durring the gun training days you see that Dea has ben skipping them.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh? Brother Dea?"
( Oh no )

Gaven C. (GM): (No premarital sex.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Thank Lunar )
( Check in on them real quick, make sure shit aint going south? )

Dea: "Oh Jee! How the whole guy training doing?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Well, I hope. I hhhhope Zalashisa is being nice to you?"

Dea: "Yeah! I say I no need gun and she like it!"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh! B-brother, wait! You're not planning to fight without guns, are you?"
( Wait, what's his strength at? )

Dea: "Jee, you say that I should be with her to help tribe right?)

Gaven C. (GM): (I think is was in the 7+)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Woah wait, holy shit, never mind. He's A-O-Fucking-K )

Gaven C. (GM): (So was your dad, your just the slim jim.)

Jee-Still Waki: "Dea! I say you be with hhhhher if you want to! I don't want to see you kill yourself for thhhhis!"
( But yeah, he'll be right as rain then, as long as he isn't leading the offensive charge. )

Gaven C. (GM): (You know, ALL the apes are gonna die before you they enter melee range.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( That's the plan )

( Or rather, plan is
- Gun-fire in front, fire to the banners, Zalashisa and her tribe infiltrate the sides for any runners + side opposition )

Dea: "Can you get the Fruit Drink she like Likes?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh... Brother, please. Do not hurt yourself. I don't want to see anything happen to you."
( Well with the spikes, Zalashisa will only be infiltrating from the right side )

Dea: "I won't Jee! I promise!"

Jee-Still Waki: ( But either way, they'd form a wall to capture whatever slaves they want and fight flankers. Then we push forward with them to the rest of the opposition. )
"Hhh... OK Dea. And should you not be 'inventing' this drink for her?" Jee teases.

Dea: "Hnnn... "

You see Dea go to fried for him to make the delicious drink.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... You better learn to make this drink soon, brother." Jee sneers as he re-enters the tent.

Dea: "Fried Teachin me."
He closes the tent.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Alright then, let's check with Waterlou and Coldblood, see how their tribes are holding up. )
( Also, you want to be mentioning the apes will die before they get into melee, Eff was hyping them up and how they'll be tougher and stronger than any gun, and I think to myself "Better get A BUNCH of guns then" )
( This is how I approach everything. Nothing can't be solved without a little more gun. )

Gaven C. (GM): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgNBsCI4EA

Jee-Still Waki: https://media.giphy.com/media/xT5LMxDqTnbvaWp5kY/giphy.gif

Gaven C. (GM): Okay what were we doing again?

Jee-Still Waki: Right, checking up on Waterlou and Coldblood with their tribes.

They're doing them guns training and what not, you see Waterlou plant some kind of seed in the ground

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Training is well? And what was that seed, Waterlou?"

Waterlou: Just you know, testing if this land has good soil for crops when this is all over.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Remember, you and your tribe are always welcome at our old grounds after the fight."
"But... I thank you for being here with us, Waterlou."

Waterlou: "Well I should be thanking you for giving us such weapons."

Gaven C. (GM): (Rush to war?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Might as well. )
( Strategy already taken care of with the troops? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah

Jee-Still Waki: ( Let's see if it pulls through. )
( RUN, COWARDS! )

You army of purity marches to those filthy apes, your guns are pointing at them there only one thing to do now.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Remember, no simians )

Gaven C. (GM): Roll...

Jee-Still Waki: ( A what? )
( What am I rolling? Standard 1d100? )

Gaven C. (GM): 3d10+480 4o times.
40

Jee-Still Waki: ( Wait, so 480 times 40? )

Gaven C. (GM): that using the full mag

Jee-Still Waki: ( Jesus Christ, that's 19,200 )

Gaven C. (GM): 3d10+480, you roll that 40 times.

Jee-Still Waki: ( And 3 times 40 is 120, so 120d10+19,200 )

Gaven C. (GM): (I mean, this is what you wanted right?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( I'm going to take so fucking long to edit that number together. )
( It's beautiful. )
( So you want me to do 3d10+480 40 times or just do it all in one, big ass roll? )

Gaven C. (GM): You choose.

Jee-Still Waki: ( I'm a sucker for giant numbers )
rolling 120d10+19200
(5+6+3+4+3+8+7+5+5+5+6+4+6+6+7+9+8+3+9+6+5+3+2+10+5+4+2+8+7+10+6+3+10+2+3+8+3+2+10+2+4+1+5+10+4+2+4+3+1+9+7+10+10+10+9+5+4+7+1+6+1+9+4+2+5+9+9+4+3+5+8+1+3+4+7+4+6+8+7+5+4+9+1+7+9+2+8+8+5+5+9+8+5+3+2+4+2+3+3+3+7+6+9+1+4+7+2+8+5+9+3+4+9+9+9+3+7+5+3+1)+19200= 19847

Turns out you really didn't need garths help.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Gonzo )
( Aw fuck, I should've made Dea take a gun
( Now he looks worthless )
( Is literally anything alive at this point? )
( Because all of the guards at the front of the cave are gonzo )
( There's no kill like overkill )

Gaven C. (GM): All dead.
(They don't like guns so... technically they like him more.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Aw wait, fuck, I may have made it 20 times worse for him now )

Jee-Still Waki stands in awe of the barrage of bullets unleashed upon the gorilla tribe. As the echoes of 40 simultaneous rifles died off in the distance, Jee stood in shock and awe at the scene before her.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Praise Lunar )
( In all honesty, I was expecting at least 50 gorillas before I decided to ally the tribes. )
( But even then, I think it'd end up the same regardless )

Gaven C. (GM): (50 would still kill

Jee-Still Waki: ( 500 gorillas against 40 old as shit, civilian-grade weapons )
( All fired in a massive firing line )

Gaven C. (GM): It would take 95 for even 1 to survive.

Jee-Still Waki: ( And even then, we got more bullets to reload. )

Gaven C. (GM): and the mp tank with all the dead allies.
OH YEAH

Jee-Still Waki: ( Oh fuck me, please tell me it was only the gorillas that died )

Gaven C. (GM): roll 10d10
Jee-Still Waki: rolling 10d10
(4+4+7+6+2+1+8+8+7+9)= 56
( I got an MP of 140 )

Gaven C. (GM): 56 mp damage due to "Killing"

Jee-Still Waki 's mind reeled at the carnage, but eventually she calmed down. Looking to the other tribesmen and women, she lifted her hand up and screeched "WE DID IT!"

You hear a huge cheer follow as Zalashisa Approaches ya.

Jee-Still Waki: ( "You're a coward and a cunt. Fuck you, I'm taking you bro and leavin' to smash." )

Zalashisa: "... I want guns now incase if filthy tribe like ape gets hand on them."

Jee-Still Waki: ( Jesus, I think I'd have been fine with just Waterlou's tribe. Shit, I might've been fine with just Jee's tribe. )

Gaven C. (GM): you would kill 23 apes with only your tribe.

Zalashisa: "Were still using body as weapon agindt no gun threats."

Jee-Still Waki: ( Wait, does she want her share of guns or ALL of the guns? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Share.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Ah, OK. We're all good then. )

Jee-Still Waki grins at Zalashisa, reluctant to bring up her previous opinion of guns. "Hhh... Of course, tribe leader Zalashisa. Hhh... And your other want for the tribe..." Jee says, looking towards the other tribesfolk. "Hhh... Best have them... Mingle, yes?"

Gaven C. (GM): Wait! it would of been 46 with the guns given to Iceblood!

Jee-Still Waki: ( Ooh yeah. )
( Alright, so add 6 times more carnage )

Gaven C. (GM): Okay, roll me a 1d12
Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d12
(2)= 2

Gaven C. (GM): now a 1d3

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Remember, you and your tribe are welcome here. And if you ever need help... Hhh... We'll be there."
rolling 1d3
(3)= 3

Gaven C. (GM): 2 yeens for otters.
roll 1d10

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d10
(2)= 2

Gaven C. (GM): roll 1d2

Jee-Still Waki: ( 1d2? )
rolling 1d2
(1)= 1

Gaven C. (GM): yes
2 for lizzards.

Jee-Still Waki: ( And what die for the last? )
( Because fuck, they've gotten the short end of this stick )

Gaven C. (GM): You want rest?

Jee-Still Waki: ( Unless I roll a 10 )

Gaven C. (GM): roll d8 to se how many for bat

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d8
(7)= 7
( Well shit )
( How many members are in the bat tribe? )

Gaven C. (GM): + 8 now.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Oh fuck, they're taking them all back )
( Or wait, you mean +8 to the total )

Gaven C. (GM): Yes

Jee-Still Waki: ( Well alright. Fuckin' crazy. )

Gaven C. (GM): (Lets assume the chose bat cause you did this.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( I was just about to bring that up, because we were the ones that organized this whole kerfuffle and acquired the gear )
( And now we're a friggin' jungle militia with enough arms to shoot out a Mass Effect reaper )

Zalashisa: "Also, your brother is the only man here who was willing to fight with us with honor."

Gaven C. (GM): (you can shoot down a spaceship with that number.

Jee-Still Waki: ( NO TOURISTS! Rapid gunfire that echoes throughout the planet )

Gaven C. (GM): (Continue to the Cupid with assalt rifle?)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I hope you treat him with respect, tribe leader Zalashisa."
( Alright then. Lessee what I gotta do. )
( inb4 it's a 1 )
( Shit, for his "honor", Dea's probably gonna be a straight up chieftain, side-by-side. )

Gaven C. (GM): (Was planing on them moving in. to the holy land)

Jee-Still Waki: ( The whole damn hyena tribe? )

Gaven C. (GM): 9The ones you got.
(So 2/3 of them.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( With Zalashisa or is she going back, because she sorta counts as "one I got". )

Gaven C. (GM): With her.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Fine by me. )
( At this point the bat tribe's more hyena than bats at this point, even if anyone else from Coldblood or Waterlou's tribe decides to bunker down with us. )
( No complaint, just an observation. So what're we doing with the Cupid-assault rifle deal? )

You see the Yeens mingle and talk with the boys and sticking out with all of the no wears and guns.)

Gaven C. (GM): (You helping Dea.)
(Any further help?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Shit, I got no idea. Told Zalashisa that I hoped she would treat him with respect after telling me of his honor )
( At this point I think he's got it in the bag for ditching a gun )

You see Zalashisa pick up Dea with ease and is now carring him into the cave.

Jee-Still Waki: ( I dunno, you got any idea what to say to help him other than "your legs are gonna be fuckin' broken"? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Not yet, there need to be a mass merring.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Man, that's gonna be shonky. )
( Would probably have to be after cleaning up the bodies and all )
( What goddamn little was left of their lead filled bodies )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah.

Next session, cleaning up, build marrage and repopulating!

Jee-Still Waki: ( To say they'd be buried in a soup can is an understatement. More like, ALL of them being buried in a single soup can is more appropriate. )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( But lord. What a overkill. The most I can say is hey, at least no one like those chucklenuts will be bothering anyone any time soon. )

Gaven C. (GM): So, cantinue the jee-ourny epilogue tomorrow?

Jee-Still Waki: Sure, I'm down for that.

Gaven C. (GM): XP
150
or 140 if dea is mvp for securing pussy.

Jee-Still Waki: I got to meet my Dad later tomorrow night, but I'll be working at the radio from 3-5, so I can get with you at 2 PM CDT.

Gaven C. (GM): Kay.

Jee-Still Waki: Or hell, even 1 PM CDT since teach rambles on for so damn long I can practically play with you and skip the notes altogether.
And by ramble, I mean "Go on about incredibly loose topics that got nothing to do with the subject at hand"

Gaven C. (GM): I like those, it means it delays doing shit.

Jee-Still Waki: It's wonky. No midterm was given either yet

Gaven C. (GM): Ah. and night.

Jee-Still Waki: Good night man. Thanks for the session, it was fantastic.