Fucking wweebs: A bedquest part 1, interlude 1

[01:48] <voltaireMortis> ==START==
[01:48] <voltaireMortis> voltaireMortis has begun trolling megaLifter
[01:48] <voltaireMortis> VM: Hey
[01:48] <voltaireMortis> VM: You
[01:48] <megaLifter> ML: so, firstly
[01:49] <megaLifter> ML: how the fuck did you get this handle
[01:49] <voltaireMortis> VM: Doesn't fucking matter
[01:49] <megaLifter> ML: did els blab?
[01:49] <voltaireMortis> VM: Els?
[01:49] <megaLifter> ML: fuckin elliot man
[01:49] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhat howw did I get off track already?
[01:49] <megaLifter> ML: you're not direct enough
[01:49] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwait fuck Elliot? Like ailurAlliance?
[01:50] <megaLifter> ML: shit, he did blab
[01:50] <voltaireMortis> VM: Okay I got twwo wwords out
[01:50] <voltaireMortis> VM: Oh shit, wwell that answwers my question anywway
[01:50] <megaLifter> ML: told that asshole not to blab my handle...
[01:50] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell he didn't if that helps
[01:51] <megaLifter> ML: sure he didn't
[01:51] <voltaireMortis> VM: So I assume then that Elliot didn't tell you about me?
[01:51] <megaLifter> ML: are you som fuckin weeb pretendin to be an alien?
[01:51] <megaLifter> ML: cause he told me all about that
[01:51] <voltaireMortis> VM: If you cut out that wwhole middle part then yes, that's true
[01:52] <megaLifter> ML: yo, your w key broken or something?
[01:52] <megaLifter> ML: seems sticky to me
[01:52] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhat no? It's my fucking accent man
[01:52] <megaLifter> ML: accent
[01:52] <megaLifter> ML: right
[01:52] <voltaireMortis> VM: I wwrite like I talk don't you?
[01:53] <megaLifter> ML: do people fuckin talk in lower case letters?
[01:53] <megaLifter> ML: hell no man
[01:53] <voltaireMortis> VM: Oh so you're deliberately affecting a wwritten quirk in order to express your personality
[01:53] <voltaireMortis> VM: That's much better
[01:54] <megaLifter> ML: i guess?
[01:54] <megaLifter> ML: man, your fuckin weird
[01:54] <voltaireMortis> VM: And the same to you Mr. megaLifter
[01:54] <megaLifter> ML: you don't say something that helps me in like, two seconds, your ass is getting blocked
[01:54] <voltaireMortis> VM: I'm friends wwith Elliot?
[01:55] <megaLifter> ML: he didn't mention any friends with the weeb aliens
[01:55] <voltaireMortis> VM: Honestly don't care to be honest, got the information I wwas looking for
[01:55] <megaLifter> ML: he mentioned a threeway...
[01:55] <megaLifter> ML: which totally sounds awesome and i'm jealous
[01:55] <voltaireMortis> VM: Interested in a threewway wwere you?
[01:55] <megaLifter> ML: i mean duh
[01:56] <megaLifter> ML: everyone should aspire to be in a threeway
[01:56] <megaLifter> ML: my first time was a hell of a ride
[01:56] <megaLifter> ML: manage a trois, as the french say
[01:56] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell you really missed out because Elliot's wwas also a hell of a ride
[01:56] <megaLifter> ML: fuck
[01:56] <voltaireMortis> VM: Lot's of swwearing invvolvved there
[01:57] <megaLifter> ML: at least i got the chick's handle
[01:57] <voltaireMortis> VM: Man did he havve me swwearing
[01:57] <voltaireMortis> VM: The chick's?
[01:57] <megaLifter> ML: fasionable...something
[01:57] <voltaireMortis> VM: Oh fucking christ
[01:57] <megaLifter> ML: i'll check the logs later to get it
[01:57] <voltaireMortis> VM: It's fashionableLunatic
[01:57] <megaLifter> ML: yeah, her
[01:57] <voltaireMortis> VM: I'vve stopped caring noww
[01:57] <megaLifter> ML: ol Nolan's gonna get some action
[01:58] <voltaireMortis> VM: Just a heads up she's a serial killer
[01:58] <voltaireMortis> VM: Literally
[01:58] <megaLifter> ML: eh, did worse
[01:58] <voltaireMortis> VM: Maybe you're into that
[01:58] <megaLifter> ML: some chicks be crazy man
[01:58] <voltaireMortis> VM: Also you may havve some problems talking to her on account of the crazy
[01:58] <megaLifter> ML: i'll see what i can do
[01:59] <voltaireMortis> VM: And some problems actually meeting her on account of her being a Troll too
[01:59] <megaLifter> ML: well of fuckin course she's a troll
[01:59] <megaLifter> ML: you guys are fucking with us, right?
[01:59] <voltaireMortis> VM: Nope
[01:59] <voltaireMortis> VM: Troll like a species, not the action
[01:59] <megaLifter> ML: a "species"
[02:00] <voltaireMortis> VM: An alien
[02:00] <megaLifter> ML: this is the weebest shit i've ever seen
[02:00] <voltaireMortis> VM: As you put it
[02:00] <voltaireMortis> VM: Fuck is a wweeb?
[02:00] <voltaireMortis> VM: You keep saying that
[02:00] <megaLifter> ML: the worst thing imaginable
[02:00] <megaLifter> ML: and guess what
[02:00] <voltaireMortis> VM: You're one too?
[02:01] <megaLifter> ML: hellllll no
[02:01] <megaLifter> ML: i was just gonna say you're one
[02:01] <megaLifter> ML: man i'd fuckin kill myself if i was a weeb
[02:01] <voltaireMortis> VM: There are a lot of wways in wwhich I could be "the wworst"
[02:01] <megaLifter> ML: hey man, we all got issues
[02:01] <voltaireMortis> VM: Still don't fucking knoww wwhat a wweeb is though
[02:02] <megaLifter> ML: you're just an issue i have
[02:02] <megaLifter> ML: so uh, yeah
[02:02] <megaLifter> ML: blocking time
[02:02] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell I'd say it wwas nice talking to you
[02:02] <voltaireMortis> VM: But I'd be lying
[02:02] <megaLifter> megaLifter has blocked voltaireMortis
[02:04] <voltaireMortis> ==END==