Lily Entry

[21:47] <Procyon> As soon as Levi presses the Server button, a video feed of Lily appears.
[21:47] <Lily_Palmer> ((flip the earlier statement turnways))
[21:47] <Procyon> It has a gui around it that looks like this
[21:47] <Procyon> http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002038
[21:48] <Lily_Palmer> SB: hey did anything happen on your end cuz right now i feel ripped off and i didnt even spend any money on this
[21:48] <Levi_Devaux> AN: UHm, yes, I Think something certainly happened.
[21:48] <Levi_Devaux> AN: UNless I"m mistaken, I Can now see you.
[21:49] <Lily_Palmer> SB: what
[21:49] <Lily_Palmer> SB: like a picture of me or a live feed of me
[21:49] <Levi_Devaux> AN: A Live feed I Think.
[21:49] <Levi_Devaux> AN: A Strange window opened and now I Can see you.
[21:50] <Levi_Devaux> AN: IT has an unusual interface as well.
[21:50] <Lily_Palmer> SB: i dont know what to think of that
[21:50] <Lily_Palmer> SB: should i be embarrassed or creeped out
[21:50] <Levi_Devaux> I mouse over the interface trying to see what the buttons do.
[21:50] <Procyon> Which do you try first
[21:51] <Levi_Devaux> The one farthest to the left.
[21:51] <Levi_Devaux> AN: OH, I"m terribly sorry.
[21:51] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I Don't mean to intrude or anything.
[21:52] <Lily_Palmer> SB: just dont look in my closet k
[21:52] <Lily_Palmer> SB: its a bit of a mess
[21:52] <Procyon> It's called select. And it looks like.. it selects
[21:52] <Levi_Devaux> AN: OH, certainly, I Wouldn't dare look anywhere you didn't want me to.
[21:52] <Procyon> You cant help but notice out of the corner of your eye the closet
[21:52] <Procyon> You do have a birds eye view
[21:52] <Levi_Devaux> I click the select button and look for something to select.
[21:53] <Levi_Devaux> I abjure the temptation of looking in her closet, that would be no behavior a young knight should have.
[21:55] <Levi_Devaux> ((Lily is in her room correct?))
[21:56] <Lily_Palmer> ((yep))
[21:56] <Levi_Devaux> I move the mouse over the comic book pile and click it.
[21:57] <Procyon> It... selects the comic books
[21:57] <Procyon> It looks like you can move the entire stack around
[21:58] <Levi_Devaux> I try to very carefully put it back where it was.
[21:58] <Lily_Palmer> SB: UHH DUDE TELL ME YOU ARE DOING THIS WEIRD FLOATY SHIT
[21:58] <Lily_Palmer> SB: I DONT WANNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH GHOSTS
[21:58] <Procyon> You manage
[21:58] <Levi_Devaux> AN: TO tell you the truth, I"m not entirely sure.
[21:59] <Levi_Devaux> AN: IT appears I Can interact with your surroundings, I"ll try my best to use this as sparingly as possible.
[22:00] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I"m going to try and determine the functions of the other buttons on the interface, hopefully they wont do anything drastic.
[22:00] <Lily_Palmer> SB: oh great, so not only can you see all of my private things, but you can move them too
[22:00] <Levi_Devaux> I move over to the revise button and try clicking somewhere to see what it does.
[22:01] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I"m really sorry about this, I Had no idea that this game would do such a thing.
[22:01] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I"ll do my absolute best to respect your privacy, I Swear it on my honor as a knight.
[22:02] <Lily_Palmer> SB: whatever. theres no stopping it now. at least i got stuck with you and not one of the trolls
[22:03] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I"d feel absolutely terrible if this were making you uncomfortable, LIly, I Really am horribly sorry about this.
[22:04] <Lily_Palmer> SB: shh its ok
[22:04] <Lily_Palmer> SB: besides
[22:04] <Lily_Palmer> SB: i did intend for you to be in my room at some point~
[22:04] <Lily_Palmer> SB: just not like this
[22:04] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I< uh, well then, let's see what this button does.
[22:05] <Levi_Devaux> I frantically click somewhere with the revise tool to make something happen.
[22:06] == Normana [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
[22:07] <Procyon> Nothing happens just clocking
[22:07] <Procyon> clicking
[22:08] <Levi_Devaux> AN: OH, it appears to do nothing, well I Suppose that's preferable to most things.
[22:09] <Lily_Palmer> SB: really?
[22:09] <Lily_Palmer> SB: did they bug test this game at all
[22:10] <Lily_Palmer> SB: what is it called
[22:10] <Lily_Palmer> SB: the tool I mean
[22:10] <Levi_Devaux> AN: IT's name is "Revise">
[22:11] <Lily_Palmer> SB: so maybe you have to do something first?
[22:11] <Levi_Devaux> AN: AH well, I"ll continue onto the next ones.
[22:11] <Lily_Palmer> SB: and then thats like an "oops mistake" button
[22:11] <Levi_Devaux> I click around with deploy to see if something happens.
[22:11] <Lily_Palmer> SB: thats what revise means right
[22:12] <Levi_Devaux> AN: YEs, that is a possible interpretation for it.
[22:13] <Procyon> When you click deploy for the first time, it opens up a menu of machines
[22:13] <Procyon> ((you guys can imagine th emachines right?))
[22:13] <Levi_Devaux> ((more or less))
[22:13] <Levi_Devaux> AN: THe next option displays a list of machines.
[22:14] <Lily_Palmer> SB: cool. click on the awesomest looking one and see what happens
[22:14] <Lily_Palmer> SB: I wanna know
[22:14] <Levi_Devaux> AN: JUdging by it's name, deploy, I"d guess it allows me to place them.
[22:14] <Lily_Palmer> SB: oh well dont put them in my room then
[22:15] <Levi_Devaux> AN: AS you wish.
[22:15] <Levi_Devaux> AN: IS there a place you'd like them to go?
[22:16] <Lily_Palmer> SB: uhh the living room might have some space?
[22:16] <Lily_Palmer> SB: its downstairs
[22:16] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I Shall investigate it.
[22:17] <Lily_Palmer> SB: god telling my online friend who is on another continent how to navigate my house is weird
[22:17] <Levi_Devaux> I suddenly realize I don't know how to move the viewpoint, on a hunch I try pressing some of the arrows in the upper left hand corner.
[22:18] <Levi_Devaux> AN: AGain, I"m terribly sorry about all this, hopefully I Won't have to intrude on you like this in the future.
[22:19] <Lily_Palmer> SB: mi casa is su casa
[22:20] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I"m under the impression that's supposed to be an "Es"< but I Suppose that isn't important right now.
[22:20] <Lily_Palmer> SB: listen dude i had to look that up online
[22:21] <Lily_Palmer> SB: could you appreciate me putting in that little bit of effort
[22:21] <Procyon> ((you succeed in moving the veiwpoint btw))
[22:21] <Levi_Devaux> AN: OF course, I"m sorry if I Offended you, I Certainly appreciate the effort.
[22:22] <Levi_Devaux> I look around for a place to place one of the machines.
[22:23] <Procyon> ((lily is your room actually filled with shit))
[22:24] <Lily_Palmer> ((its probably not as messy as I say but it does have quite a bit of stuff in it))
[22:25] <Procyon> Theres no real room for machines, but the area is there. You'll just have to reorganize
[22:26] <Levi_Devaux> AN: UH, LIly, your living room is a little difficult to navigate, would it be unconscionable of me to do some slight reorganization?
[22:26] <Lily_Palmer> ((in the living room? i thought you were asking about her room))
[22:26] == Jaczac_ [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Connection closed for inactivity]
[22:26] <Lily_Palmer> ((the living room has an ok amount of open space))
[22:27] <Procyon> ((i was itnking about her room but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯))
[22:27] <Levi_Devaux> ((so, retcon what I said and I can place some machines inside her living room?))
[22:27] <Lily_Palmer> ((yeah))
[22:27] == Jaczac [~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:74dd:eef3:3c78:e0d9] has joined #RPGStuck_Procyon
[22:29] <Levi_Devaux> I mouse over the different machines, mentally kicking myself for having upset Lily, and attempt to place the cruxtruder somewhere it won't be in the way.
[22:31] <Procyon> You manage it
[22:31] <Procyon> On the side, a timer begins to tick down
[22:31] <Procyon> 5:30
[22:32] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I Have succeeded in placing one of the contraptions in your living room.
[22:32] <Levi_Devaux> AN: IT seems to have a timer of some sort, reading 5:30.
[22:33] <Lily_Palmer> SB: a timer?
[22:34] <Lily_Palmer> SB: did you put a bomb in my house?
[22:34] <Lily_Palmer> SB: how kind of you <3
[22:34] <Lily_Palmer> I go downstairs to examine this contraption.
[22:34] <Procyon> Its got a wheel that would beckon to any true gamer
[22:35] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I Don't think it's a bomb, but I Honestly have no idea what I"m doing.
[22:35] <Lily_Palmer> Oh boy a wheel!
[22:35] <Lily_Palmer> I'm gonna spin it.
[22:36] <Procyon> You attempt to spin it, but it gets caught, like something is blocking the way
[22:36] <Levi_Devaux> AN: IF you don't find it disagreeable, I"m going to try and place the other machines.
[22:36] <Lily_Palmer> I dont think this wheel understands. I GOTTA spin it.
[22:36] <Levi_Devaux> I try and place the other machines nearby.
[22:36] == Jaczac [~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:74dd:eef3:3c78:e0d9] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[22:37] <Lily_Palmer> I try pulling down with more force.
[22:37] <Procyon> Try as you might, it does not budge
[22:37] <Procyon>  roll strength though
[22:38] <Lily_Palmer> roll 1d20+2
[22:38] <`DICE> Lily_Palmer rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
[22:38] <Procyon> You pull and pull and pull, and finally make it budge.
[22:38] <Procyon> Only a little, and it goes back down, but before it does, you notice
[22:39] <Procyon> did that cap move up as well?
[22:39] <Procyon> ((it did if that wasnt obvious))
[22:40] <Lily_Palmer> This makes me curious. Can I get on top of the machine to examine the cap more in depth?
[22:40] <Procyon> You can, but its a bit slippery
[22:41] <Levi_Devaux> I try to place the totem lathe against one of the walls.
[22:41] <Lily_Palmer> Can i try prying the cap off?
[22:41] <Procyon> You do.
[22:42] <Procyon> You try, but fail.
[22:42] <Levi_Devaux> Well that worked well, I place the alchemiter somewhere it won't be in the way as well.
[22:42] <Procyon> You noticed that the cap went down more than it went up though
[22:42] <Lily_Palmer> Getting tired of this, I decide to smash the top of it with my guitar.
[22:42] <Procyon> roll 1d20
[22:42] <`DICE> Procyon rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=2 ]{2}
[22:43] <Procyon> You do, and the guitar bends
[22:43] <Levi_Devaux> AN: LIly, uhm, if you don't mind me bothering you with a brief query, what are you doing?
[22:43] <Procyon> The cap pops off
[22:43] <Lily_Palmer> God damn it that was your favorite one!
[22:43] <Lily_Palmer> SB: WHAT?
[22:43] <Lily_Palmer> SB: I mean
[22:43] <Procyon> Out with it comes a glowing orb of light and a cylinder of a strange substance
[22:44] <Lily_Palmer> SB: Im trying to fuck with this so it doesnt blow up
[22:44] <Procyon> It is actually the same exact color as your text
[22:44] <Lily_Palmer> SB: uh what the fuck is that
[22:44] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I Have absolutely nothing even remotely resembling an idea.
[22:44] <Lily_Palmer> SB: dude what if it gives me super powers
[22:45] <Procyon> For some reason, you get the urge to not touch it
[22:45] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I Don't think it's likely to do so.
[22:45] <Lily_Palmer> SB: fine
[22:45] <Lily_Palmer> SB: im still gonna find its secrets
[22:45] <Levi_Devaux> AN: PErhaps we should leave it alone for now, it did originate from something that may be a bomb.
[22:46] <Lily_Palmer> SB: its obviously some sort of mystic ball of wonder
[22:46] <Lily_Palmer> SB: oh shit good point
[22:46] <Lily_Palmer> SB: im gonna get the fuck away from it then
[22:46] <Lily_Palmer> SB: hey whats this other stuff
[22:46] <Lily_Palmer> I observe the other machines.
[22:46] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I Took the liberty of placing the other machines while you were interacting with the bomb.
[22:47] <Lily_Palmer> SB: cool. hopefully this stuff does NOT blow me up.
[22:47] <Lily_Palmer> SB: also hopefully they dont break my FUCKING GUITARS!
[22:47] <Levi_Devaux> AN: THe one you assaulted with your guitar is a "Cruxtruder"< the one on the wall is a "Totem lathe"< and the other one is an "Alchemiter">
[22:47] <Lily_Palmer> SB: seriously fuck that bomb and fuck that orb
[22:48] <Lily_Palmer> SB: totem lathe? like those native american totem poles?
[22:48] <Levi_Devaux> I click around to see if there's anything else I can do.
[22:48] <Procyon> Doesnt look like anything left to do
[22:48] <Procyon> There is a card though
[22:48] <Lily_Palmer> I observe the cylinder of unknown substance.
[22:49] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I Don't think there's much left for one in my position to do, but there is a card I Can place.
[22:49] <Levi_Devaux> I drop the card near her.
[22:49] <Lily_Palmer> SB: a card? like one of the capchalog cards?
[22:49] <Procyon> The cylinder is hard like plastic
[22:50] <Levi_Devaux> AN: IT appears to be one, although I Have little understanding of this game or its systems.
[22:50] <Procyon> It's around the same size as the smaller platform of the other larger machine, and there is a slot on the lathe that is also around the same size
[22:50] <Lily_Palmer> I decide to capchalog it. Seems safe enough, despite coming out of what could possibly be a BOMB.
[22:51] <Procyon> You can not for some reason.
[22:51] <Lily_Palmer> SB: what the fuck
[22:51] <Lily_Palmer> SB: this lame thing wont capcha
[22:52] <Levi_Devaux> AN: THat's very strange.
[22:52] <Lily_Palmer> I try to just... pick it up?
[22:52] <Procyon> You do so.
[22:52] <Levi_Devaux> AN: THis is a rather unsettling turn of events.
[22:53] <Lily_Palmer> Not knowing what to do with it, you just try and set it in the other machine.
[22:53] <Lily_Palmer> SB: did it tell you what this shit does
[22:53] <Procyon> You look for a place to put it on the big platform
[22:53] <Procyon> You slap it down on the platform
[22:54] <Levi_Devaux> AN: NO, it has only given me their names, beyond that I"m completely lacking in direction.
[22:55] <Lily_Palmer> SB: is there any kind of guide online? what sort of game has no tutorial.
[22:55] <Lily_Palmer> You turn your attention towards the punched card
[22:55] <Lily_Palmer> err
[22:55] <Lily_Palmer> O
[22:55] <Lily_Palmer> I
[22:56] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I"m not sure, I Could try to search for one.
[22:56] <Procyon> You find a total of one
[22:56] <Procyon> it reads:
[22:56] <Procyon> fucKIN METORS
[22:56] <Procyon> PUT EHTE THEING IN TEH TING FUCK
[22:57] <Procyon> thats it
[22:57] <Levi_Devaux> AN: OH dear, this does not bode well.
[22:57] == Normana [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Procyon
[22:57] <Lily_Palmer> SB: what did it say
[22:58] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I"m not entirely sure, it seems to be in some language other than ENglish.
[22:58] <Levi_Devaux> AN: HEre's a link to it.
[22:58] <Levi_Devaux> I paste the url and send it to Lily.
[22:58] <Lily_Palmer> And I open the link.
[22:59] <Procyon> fucKIN METORS
[22:59] <Procyon> PUT EHTE THEING IN TEH TING FUCK
[22:59] <Lily_Palmer> SB: err... did they mean meteors?
[23:00] <Lily_Palmer> Not wanting to deal with extinction level events, I began to move a little faster.
[23:00] == Normana [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit]
[23:00] <Levi_Devaux> AN: THey may have, I Must confess it is above my reading level.
[23:00] <Levi_Devaux> I check the timer on the device, beginning to wonder about the meteors.
[23:00] <Procyon> 4:05
[23:01] <Lily_Palmer> I grab the weird cylinder and try putting it in the weird totem lathe machine.
[23:01] <Lily_Palmer> SB: HEY OUT OF CURIOSITY WHAT OTHER OPTIONS DOES THE GAME GIVE YOU
[23:02] <Procyon> You do so and it fits well
[23:02] <Levi_Devaux> AN: GRist CAche, EXplore ATheneum, and ALchemy EXcursus.
[23:02] <Lily_Palmer> SB: MAYBE THERES AN OPTION THAT SAYS "TURN METEORS OFF"
[23:03] <Procyon> Outside, you think you hear an explosion in the distance
[23:03] <Lily_Palmer> SB: LOOK AT THOSE WHILE I FIGURE OUT WHATS GOING ON
[23:03] <Procyon> 3:57
[23:03] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I Don't see one.
[23:03] <Lily_Palmer> SB: OK PANIC
[23:03] <Lily_Palmer> SB: SOMETHING BLEW UP AND I DONT THINK IT WAS JUST A BOMB
[23:03] <Levi_Devaux> AN: WHy, is something wrong?
[23:03] <Levi_Devaux> AN: OH dear, do you think it was a meteor?
[23:04] <Lily_Palmer> You then examine the rest of the totem lathe, looking to see if it will let you do anything with the weird cylinder.
[23:04] <Lily_Palmer> SB: DUDE I DONT KNOW AND I DONT WANNA FIND OUT OK
[23:04] <Lily_Palmer> SB: IVE READ ENOUGH BOOKS TO KNOW THIS IS WHEN THE ALIENS START INVADING
[23:05] <Levi_Devaux> AN: AS you say then, let's just retain our heads and attempt to puzzle out these machines.
[23:06] <Procyon> It is already in the slot for cylinders
[23:06] <Procyon> you do notice a place for something flat and rectngular
[23:07] <Lily_Palmer> Suddenly genius strikes as you grab the punch card and try to push it in.
[23:08] <Lily_Palmer> SB: oh god please do something good for me
[23:09] <Procyon> It works
[23:10] <Lily_Palmer> SB: HEY LEVI ITS DOING SOMETHING
[23:10] <Procyon> it slides in with a satisfying click, then a button lights up
[23:10] <Levi_Devaux> AN: EXcellent!
[23:12] <Lily_Palmer> SB: I have no idea what its doing though
[23:13] <Levi_Devaux> AN: THat it's doing anything at all is something to be valued, although I Will admit I Would appreciate knowledge of what it's doing myself.
[23:16] <Procyon> Something in you says maybe the button that is lit up
[23:16] <Procyon> is useful
[23:17] <Lily_Palmer> Hmm...
[23:17] <Lily_Palmer> You press the button.
[23:18] <Procyon> A bunch of blades fall from the lathe and slice up the totem, carving it into a nice sculpturey thing
[23:18] <Procyon> 2:40
[23:18] <Lily_Palmer> SB: OH OK
[23:18] <Lily_Palmer> SB: its doing its thing now
[23:18] <Levi_Devaux> AN: YEs, it certainly is.
[23:18] <Procyon> It finishes
[23:18] <Lily_Palmer> SB: fuck it, im going to go replace my broken guitar while its doing whatever the fuck now
[23:18] <Procyon> The carved totem pops out
[23:19] <Levi_Devaux> AN: MAybe we should remain doing things, given the apparently looming threat of extinction and other such generally bad things?
[23:19] <Lily_Palmer> SB: FINE
[23:20] <Lily_Palmer> I take the totem and try putting it on the alchemiter, hoping it does SOMETHING.
[23:20] <Procyon> Which platform?
[23:21] <Lily_Palmer> SB: hey have you tried the other options yet? any lead on the "stop meteors" thing?
[23:21] <Lily_Palmer> I try putting it on the smaller one first.
[23:21] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I Don't think so, but I Can try.
[23:21] <Levi_Devaux> I start clicking on the buttons, searching for a "stop meteors" button.
[23:22] <Procyon> There is no stop meteors button
[23:22] <Procyon> you do find a counter for something called grist, which you currently have 200 of
[23:22] <Procyon> As you put it on the smaller platform, there is a flash of light
[23:23] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I"m afraid I Was unable to find a "Stop meteors" Button.
[23:23] <Levi_Devaux> AN: WHat just occurred?
[23:23] <Procyon> When you look again, there is a wall and a dartboard on it
[23:23] <Procyon> on the ground is a dart
[23:23] <Lily_Palmer> SB: I... dont know
[23:23] <Procyon> The dartboard only has 2 circles though, one large and one very small
[23:24] <Lily_Palmer> SB: this looks like a great help
[23:24] <Levi_Devaux> AN: THis game only seems to get farther from the realm of normalcy.
[23:24] <Lily_Palmer> SB: listen, if worse comes to worse I wanna go out trying to bat a meteor away with my guitar
[23:25] <Levi_Devaux> AN: LEt's not consider that possibility right now, perhaps instead you might try throwing that dart at the dartboard.
[23:26] <Levi_Devaux> Remembering something, I look around for the strange glowing ball.
[23:27] <Lily_Palmer> SB: let me just grab a fresh guitar and then ill figure out this fucking conundrum, alright? it makes me feel safer.
[23:27] <Lily_Palmer> I run up the stairs as fast as I can.
[23:28] <Lily_Palmer> And enter my room
[23:29] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I"m not sure if now is the most opportune time for this, but if you require one I Won't obstruct your path.
[23:29] <Procyon> when you get back down, you see 1:20
[23:31] <Levi_Devaux> I look around for the weird glowing ball that was there earlier, wondering if it's gotten into any mischief.
[23:32] <Procyon> It is currently very agitated
[23:33] <Lily_Palmer> SB: ugh will this thing calm down
[23:33] <Lily_Palmer> SB: hold on
[23:33] <Procyon> its is all in your face, vibrating, moving in circles, like its trying to get your attention
[23:33] <Levi_Devaux> AN: MAybe it desires something?
[23:34] <Lily_Palmer> I call out to my maid
[23:34] <Lily_Palmer> SB: it desires a punch to the face
[23:34] <Levi_Devaux> AN: I"m not sure how well that would end for anyone involved, but I Would caution against such a thing.
[23:35] <Procyon> She comes running
[23:35] <Procyon> "Why in gods name are there balls of fire falling from the sky?"
[23:35] <Lily_Palmer> ((err))
[23:35] <Lily_Palmer> ((you know what my maid is right?))
[23:36] <Procyon> ((i do not))
[23:36] <Lily_Palmer> ((lol i should try making this more clear))
[23:37] <Lily_Palmer> ((Lily's maid is a robotic version of herself, implanted with her consciousness and very subservient of Lily))
[23:40] <Procyon> ((oh, more robots))
[23:40] <Lily_Palmer> ((yep, beep boop son. beep boop))
[23:40] == Gilande\B [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Procyon
[23:40] <Procyon> ((cool))
[23:40] <Procyon> She flies over serenly
[23:41] == Gilande\B has changed nick to Ember
[23:41] <Procyon> And by flies, i mean by using whatever method of propulsion
[23:41] == Ember has changed nick to Guest1540
[23:41] == Guest1540 has changed nick to Ember_
[23:42] <Lily_Palmer> I tell her that I know I just gave her commands to put up halloween decorations earlier, but currently we are under attack by the entire fucking asteroid belt and that i would like her to do... something with their weird colored ball thats annoying you
[23:43] <Procyon> ((what weird colored ball?))
[23:43] <Levi_Devaux> ((the kernel sprite))
[23:44] <Lily_Palmer> ((yeah))
[23:46] == Ember_Glow [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 378 seconds]
[23:46] == Ember_ has changed nick to Ember_Glow
[23:54] <Procyon> ((ok i misunderstood what you were planning on doing))
[23:54] <Procyon> The maid shoots a paper bat at the sprite
[23:54] <Procyon> There is a flash of light, and...
[23:54] <Procyon> Paperbatsprite is fomed
[23:55] <Levi_Devaux> AN: UH, do you have any greater understanding of what just occurred than I Do?
[23:55] <Lily_Palmer> SB: what the fuck is this
[23:58] <Procyon> ((flyingmammalsprite))
[23:58] <Procyon> ((not sportsticksprte))
[23:59] <Levi_Devaux> AN: WEll, I Have absolutely no clue how to respond to this, perhaps we should return to attempting to prolong your survival?
[23:59] <Lily_Palmer> SB: ok yeah im just gonna keep ignoring it
[00:00] <Levi_Devaux> AN: PResumably you're meant to throw the dart at the dart board, as part of some strange mini-game that the game designers saw fit to introduce here.
[00:00] <Lily_Palmer> I turn my attention back to the dart and dart board
[00:01] <Lily_Palmer> SB: If this doesnt do anything I'm gonna find the creator of this game and HAUNT them
[00:01] <Procyon> Theres only one thing to do now.
[00:01] <Lily_Palmer> I pick up the dart and hurl it at the dart board
[00:02] <Procyon>  roll dex
[00:03] <Lily_Palmer> roll 1d20+1
[00:03] <`DICE> Lily_Palmer rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=3 ]{4}
[00:03] <Procyon> it misses.
[00:03] <Procyon> it falls to the fround
[00:03] <Procyon> 30
[00:04] <Lily_Palmer> SB: why did it have to be darts out of anything????
[00:04] <Levi_Devaux> AN: THat's fine, we're probably not in too much of a rush, just take your time and aim carefully.
[00:04] <Levi_Devaux> I'm shaking with anxiety behind my computer.
[00:04] <Lily_Palmer> SB: YEAH SURE
[00:05] <Lily_Palmer> I run and grab the dart, trying to hurl it again
[00:05] <Procyon>  roll again
[00:05] <Lily_Palmer> roll 1d20+1
[00:05] <`DICE> Lily_Palmer rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=20 ]{21}
[00:05] <Procyon> it hits directly in the center, and there is a flash of light
[00:05] <Procyon> END