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- >day doyouevenlift in Equestria
- >take extra care in the shower this morning - today's your date with Roseluck.
- >just the thought of that sweet, sweet pony arse...
- >you take care of the business in hand, before stepping out, and air-drying
- >you've got until lunch, might as well take your time
- >time passes
- >You head out, ducking three paces outside the door.
- >Fluttershy leaps out of the bushes, and goes flying through the space where your head was.
- "Morning Fluttershy. I've got a date, could you cut back the rapiness today?"
- >She growls, and heads off in a huff.
- >maybe that wasn't the best thing to say?
- >fuck it. It's only Fluttershy.
- >Rose is waiting for you, when you get to the park.
- >luckily, her pale green eyes don't show that much annoyance. Thankfully, she hasn't been waiting long.
- >You explain it was due to failed Fluttershy-rape attempts that were late.
- >she looks disgusted, and pulls back from you
- >what?
- >ohhhh....
- "No, I meant Fluttershy trying to rape ME, not me trying to rape her. Ick. She smells of forest animals. And doesn't wash"
- >Roseluck smiles again, and cuddles back into you.
- >"We've got a reservation at the new restaurant that opened last week, are you ready to head off?"
- >You go to say yes, When fluttershy leaps out of the nearby bush.
- >again.
- >She swings a capture net over your head, and down over you!
- >how do ponies even hold things?
- >maybe you should ask Twilight next time you go to the library...
- >Oh right, the net!
- >It's a small butterfly net. It comes over your head to the bottom of your ears.
- >You reach up, and lift it off. Fluttershy may have leverage on her side, but she's still a rather weak pony.
- >no match for your manly muscles. All stacked and shit. Cuz you lift so much.
- >Well, not really. But she's still no match for you.
- >Rose seems a bit miffed. But there really isn't much you can do.
- >Luckily, she's relatively forgiving.
- >Even if she is just a bit clingy.
- >mildly neurotic.
- >and has daddy issues.
- >crazy chicks are always good in bed. As long as there's no biting.
- >You get to the restaurant, and look around, trying to find the pun.
- >ALL the places around here have punny names.
- >Nieghella's Kitchen.
- >...
- >Ohhh...
- >not one of the best ones, but you've heard worse.
- >You and Rose sit at the bar, and wait for them to clear a table for you.
- "appletini for the mare, and a pint of Stalla for me"
- >Bartender returns, with three drinks.
- >Rose's green thing. Your long glass.
- >and a weird, fizzing concoction.
- >half the glass is full of pills.
- >"From the little lady at the other end"
- >It's Fluttershy. Wearing a false mustache.
- >Rose sighs, and takes a sip of apple.
- >You lift your odd drink, and mime a sip. Fluttershy's wings pop out.
- "I'll be back in a minute"
- >You take your roofie'd glass, and head over to badly disguised Flutterguy.
- "Hey there stranger, thanks for the drink. You want a bit?"
- >you take a 'suck' on the straw, making sure you don't actually drink any.
- >Wingboners at maximum extension. She cannae take any mo' Captain.
- "Maybe once we've had some, we could... get to know each other. Back at mine?"
- >She grabs the glass (HOW. HOW DO PONIES GRIP?) and downs it. Slams the glass down on the table, and then faceplants.
- >What the hell did she put in there? Enough tranqs to take down a horse?
- >You leave her there, and head back over to Rose. You didn't get this dressed up for nothing, and you'd be damned if you spend the night alone.
- >Or, you suppose, you could just end up
- >Fucking Fluttershy
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