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Fluttershy - The Rose

Oct 26th, 2012
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  1. >day doyouevenlift in Equestria
  2. >take extra care in the shower this morning - today's your date with Roseluck.
  3. >just the thought of that sweet, sweet pony arse...
  4. >you take care of the business in hand, before stepping out, and air-drying
  5. >you've got until lunch, might as well take your time
  6. >time passes
  7. >You head out, ducking three paces outside the door.
  8. >Fluttershy leaps out of the bushes, and goes flying through the space where your head was.
  9. "Morning Fluttershy. I've got a date, could you cut back the rapiness today?"
  10. >She growls, and heads off in a huff.
  11. >maybe that wasn't the best thing to say?
  12. >fuck it. It's only Fluttershy.
  13.  
  14. >Rose is waiting for you, when you get to the park.
  15. >luckily, her pale green eyes don't show that much annoyance. Thankfully, she hasn't been waiting long.
  16. >You explain it was due to failed Fluttershy-rape attempts that were late.
  17. >she looks disgusted, and pulls back from you
  18. >what?
  19. >ohhhh....
  20. "No, I meant Fluttershy trying to rape ME, not me trying to rape her. Ick. She smells of forest animals. And doesn't wash"
  21. >Roseluck smiles again, and cuddles back into you.
  22. >"We've got a reservation at the new restaurant that opened last week, are you ready to head off?"
  23. >You go to say yes, When fluttershy leaps out of the nearby bush.
  24. >again.
  25. >She swings a capture net over your head, and down over you!
  26. >how do ponies even hold things?
  27. >maybe you should ask Twilight next time you go to the library...
  28. >Oh right, the net!
  29. >It's a small butterfly net. It comes over your head to the bottom of your ears.
  30. >You reach up, and lift it off. Fluttershy may have leverage on her side, but she's still a rather weak pony.
  31. >no match for your manly muscles. All stacked and shit. Cuz you lift so much.
  32. >Well, not really. But she's still no match for you.
  33.  
  34. >Rose seems a bit miffed. But there really isn't much you can do.
  35. >Luckily, she's relatively forgiving.
  36. >Even if she is just a bit clingy.
  37. >mildly neurotic.
  38. >and has daddy issues.
  39. >crazy chicks are always good in bed. As long as there's no biting.
  40. >You get to the restaurant, and look around, trying to find the pun.
  41. >ALL the places around here have punny names.
  42. >Nieghella's Kitchen.
  43. >...
  44. >Ohhh...
  45. >not one of the best ones, but you've heard worse.
  46. >You and Rose sit at the bar, and wait for them to clear a table for you.
  47. "appletini for the mare, and a pint of Stalla for me"
  48. >Bartender returns, with three drinks.
  49. >Rose's green thing. Your long glass.
  50. >and a weird, fizzing concoction.
  51. >half the glass is full of pills.
  52. >"From the little lady at the other end"
  53. >It's Fluttershy. Wearing a false mustache.
  54. >Rose sighs, and takes a sip of apple.
  55. >You lift your odd drink, and mime a sip. Fluttershy's wings pop out.
  56. "I'll be back in a minute"
  57. >You take your roofie'd glass, and head over to badly disguised Flutterguy.
  58. "Hey there stranger, thanks for the drink. You want a bit?"
  59. >you take a 'suck' on the straw, making sure you don't actually drink any.
  60. >Wingboners at maximum extension. She cannae take any mo' Captain.
  61. "Maybe once we've had some, we could... get to know each other. Back at mine?"
  62. >She grabs the glass (HOW. HOW DO PONIES GRIP?) and downs it. Slams the glass down on the table, and then faceplants.
  63. >What the hell did she put in there? Enough tranqs to take down a horse?
  64. >You leave her there, and head back over to Rose. You didn't get this dressed up for nothing, and you'd be damned if you spend the night alone.
  65. >Or, you suppose, you could just end up
  66. >Fucking Fluttershy
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