Happy-Anon

>Be Anon, Happydicus Totalitarius
>Your life has been composed mostly of happy things
>Mostly is the key word here, there are some dark secrets buried deep in your [spoiler]mind and nightmares[/spoiler] and you shouldn`t get close to them
>No seriusly, stay away from there
LUNA I`AM TALKING TO YOU! STAY AWAY FROM MY MIND!
>L:"Uh...We are deeply sorry Anonymous... We didn`t mean to"
Nevermind [spoiler] [/spoiler]>You cut her apology[spoiler] [/spoiler]If you want to come to my dreams ok, come on in and make yourself at home, but don`t push me
>L:"Our apologies, we won`t do it again. Daytime has arrived, so we must depart now, we hope to greet you again tonight fair Anonymous!"
>And with that, she leaves your dreams and you wake up
>Looking by your window you contemplate the wonderful sunshine and the beatiful view
Aaah, it is good day to be hu-man
>Shit, shower and bathe, because they don`t have the showers you are used to.
>Go downstairs and pour yourself some cereal
>You are happy because today you are gonna fix Fluttershy`s mind
>You love that mare, but at the same time you hate her
>Why? Because you want to be with her, but not if she keeps acting like a crazy sexual maniac
>You love her shy but lovely personality, but you can`t stand how she drops everything and shows fetishes, that just disgusts you, if only she knew that she IS your fetish and stopped with all this nonsense
>Today is her last chance, you are gonna talk and try to reason with her
>Your thoughts are interrupted by the usual knock at the door
>The time as  come, and so you must... to open the door of course
I`am coming!
>[spoiler]What`s on your mind you dirty pig?[/spoiler]
>You need to focus, and what`s better to focus than a big smile and nice music?
>So you turn on your cellphone, daily recharged by Twiligh so at least you can listen your favourite music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8fDPPIuQvo
Hay que pedirle mas, mas, mas a la vida!... [spoiler] [/spoiler]>You sing while you walk to the door
>You open the door and find Fluttershy smiling at you as usual
Hey Shy! How are you today girl?
>F:"H-Hello Anon, I was just wondering if sca-"
>Oh god, quick evasive manneuvers!
Yes Fluttershy, I like Scatman John, his songs are really great, I have some of them on my phone if you want to hear them later, but first things first.
>You make a pause
Come on in, we have some things to talk about sugar!
>F:"O-of course Anon"
>She sits in one of your chairs and you get confy in another one near her
Flutters, listen, we need to talk.
>She stares at you... or better said at your crotch
Hey Shy, come on, I`am super[spoiler]cereal[/spoiler] here, pay attention.
>F:"S-sorry"
That`s much better. Now listen Shy, I`ve been here for a few months. I `ve got used to the idea that I`ll never get back home and I`am ok with it now, my mind is at ease with that. But I wanted to talk about you and this...fetish guessing.
>F:"Oh Anon I`am sorry that I haven`t found it yet I`am trying really hard, I just need to focu-"
No Shy [spoiler] [/spoiler]>You cut her[spoiler] [/spoiler]Listen to me! About that fetish guessing I`am done with it, I decided to give you one last chance to redeem yourself o-
>F:"One last chance?" It`s her turn to cut your speech "I promise I`ll get it, is it bunnies? Because I-I can ask Angel to help us with that, I`am sure he will be fine or-or DIAMOND DOGS! Are they your fetish!? They can be rough but-"
Fluttershy, please stahp!
>She ignores you and continues trying to guess
Ok Fluttershy, I`am done, I`am so done girl. I tryed to reason with you but your mind is messed up beyond repairs, not even if I had [Repair 100] and [Science 100] would be able to fix you. Please get out of my house.
>F:"I-if you had what or... what?"
Please get out.
>She doesn`t say anything else, she just hangs her head down and leaves your house.
Goddamn, how can I be with her if she is just so crazy! Where is that lovely Shy pony I fell in love with?
>You think to yourself, how can you make her stop doing this [spoiler]Tomfoolery [/spoiler]?
>Maybe Twilight has the answer, being the egghead she is she might know what to do, if she believes you.
>So you grab your leather jacket, one of your dark-brown hats, put on some nice boots, everything han er hoof-made by Rarity, that pony is really generous.
>You head outside and search for that promised song, too many stutters and you know how to contradic them, maybe use the song to think about this situation
>The song plays, so sing along!
>While walking and humming some ponies start following you, they are wanting a nice show, so you give them what they want
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w
I`M THE HU.MAN!
>Other ponies notice you and join the other behind you, dancing on your back. This makes you happy so you shout again
I`M THE HU.MAN!
>They start dancing behind you while you walk
Everyp0dy stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact only being shy holds you back.
If the Human can do it so can you.
Everyp0dy's sayin' that the Human stutters
But doesn't ever think when he sings.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the Human showing his love and singing is the same thing.
Yo I'm the Human.
Where's the Human ? I'm the Human.
Why should I be hidding my love for that kitten
If i`d change the seasons for her if I could?
The state of her fetish guessing insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood.
Everyp0ny stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don`t get crazy, that holds us back.
If the Human can do it my love so can you.
I'm the Human.
>The ponies keep dancing behind you, some of them try to imitate your singing but stutter and some of them bite their tongues on the process.
>You chuckle a little, you ain`t gonna let this past events make you sad, you gonna keep fighting to find that mare you love inside Fluttershy
Everyp0ny stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact only being shy holds you back.
If the Human can do it my love so can you.
I'm the Human.
I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of love.
Well I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
just keep looking for it, there is no true definition
don`t say it`s lost because it haven't yet had the chance to be found.
I'm the Human.
>Some of the colts sitting alone on the park are dragged by the mares and they start dancing between them
>This fills you of joy and you know you`ll do the same with Fluttershy once you know how to stop her of acting so weird
>The song ends as soon as you reach Twilight`s house, the other ponies go back to their business more happy and the ones that were alone are now in couples
>You knock on the door and Spike greets you
>SP:"Heya Anon! You looking for Twi?"
Exactly buddy, is she at home?
>SP:"As usual, come on in !"
>What a marvelous friend he is
>Once inside you meet Twilight, she is reading on her desk
>TS:"Hello Anon! Everything good?"
Kinda, but It could be better Twi
>TS:"Why is that Anon?"
Well, let`s have a seat so I can tell you better...
>You tell her everything, about how you feel for Fluttershy, but what you think about her behavior and fetish guessing
>You try to use your most subtle words so you don`t disturb her much
>Surprisingly she believes you...after some mind struggle, but she seems like she wants to cooperate
>TS:"Well Anon... this is a huge thing to process. I can`t believe that Fluttershy has been acting in such a weird way, but you don`t seem to be lying"
I`am not, believe me. I love that mare but I just can`t enjoy her company neither show my love for her if she acts like that, it`s disgusting and sometimes scary.
>TS:"Don`t worry, I`ll help you with that, I won`t just stand here while my friends have troubles"
Thanks Twi for understanding me
>You lean closer and hug her
>But despite everything, you didn`t notice a pink mane and a pair of eyes staring at you both throught the window
>You get up and go outside, you trust Twilight, and if she says everything will be fixed tomorrow you believe her.

>*The Next Day*
>Waking up from another visit from Luna you do your morning routine and head downstairs
>Have some food and wait for the daily visit to arrive, but it never does
This is odd, Fluttershy never misses a day
>You finish your breakfast and head to Twilight`s again
>Knocking on the door not even Spike answers
This isn`t normal...
>On a second knocking the door opens itself, it wasn`t even closed
>You get inside and the sight that greets you is a scary one
>The place is a whole mess and there are books dropped everywhere
>Taking a closer look, you find some pink hairs on the table
Fluttershy...
>What did she do here? And what did she do with Twilight?
Oh Shy what have you done...
>Without losing more time you run straight to Fluttershy`s cottage
>Knocking on the door, nop0ny answers
>You kick the door and it instantly opens, showing a horrid scene
>Fluttershy has Twilight's unconcious body on the floor next to her, with some ropes around her horn, forbidding her of using magic.
>F:"A-Anon my love you are here!"
Shy what the hell are you doing!?
>F:"No, mister, what were YOU doing!? I saw you Yesterday being all love and hugs with Twilight, well guess what, YOU ARE MINE!"
What are you-Fluttershy for Celestia`s love! THIS IS WHY I VISITED TWILIGHT YESTERDAY, TO TELL HER ABOUT YOUR CRAZY BEHAVIOR!
>F:"Do you mean that you two are not-"
NO SHY NO! [spoiler] [/spoiler]>You interrupt her [spoiler] [/spoiler] We are not a couple! I LOVE YOU FLUTTERSHY!
>F:"Do... do you mean it?"
Of Course I do! But how can I really love you if you are acting all weird and trying to guess my fetish all the time sweetie? That is not you, I love that shy pony that hides behind her mane, that is kind every moment of her life, not the crazed sex maniac you became!
>F:"A-Anon... I-I-" She starts to sob and then crying loud "I`m so sorry Anon! I just wanted you to love me no matter what...I`m sorry, I just..."
It`s ok Shy, come here
>You share a hug and a big kiss
You better start that cute thing you do, hiding behind your mane, we need to wake up Twilight
>F:"O-oh... right. Don`t worry she is Ok, she is just sleeping, I only dragged her here."
And she didn`t wake up? Damn this mare sure sleeps heavily.
>Once you wake Twi and tell her everything she doesn`t even get mad, she was just too happy for you both and teleports to her house
If you just had to drag her then why did you messed up the whole place?
>F:"I didn`t do that ! It was already all dirty and full of books."
That mare needs better organization...Well, wanna head out to my house?
>F:"I`d love that"
>Both of you leave her Cottage and start walking, grabbing your phone you choose a song and start singing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_K1kgILIrQ
>A second look on your phone you notice you are almost out of batteries

Oh me, oh my, I'm running out of batteries
I'm hanging from the ladder
The way you acted, was only meant to annoy me
That shit don't matter at all, taking the guesses as I fall
Watching the routine go round and round
survived those days 'cause I love you lady

I Keep on, ohhh, 'cause that songbird singing
Shout it out for me, shout it out for me, so come on now

One day at a time, I'm shaving with my razor blade
I hear a sound in the kitchen
You appeared and tired, you drunk up all of my cider
"Is drunkness your fetish?" you asked, taking the guesses as I fall
Wait for the routine to come round and round
survived those days 'cause I love you lady

I Kept on, ohhh, 'cause that songbird singing
Shout it for me, shout it for me, ohhh
Dream on, ohhh, 'being alone has no meaning
Shout it for me, shout it for me
She go,
>F:"la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la"
>F:"La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la"
I keep on, ohhh, 'cause that songbird singing
Shout it for me, shout it for me, ohhh
Keep on, ohhh, 'being alone has no meaning
Shout it for me, shout it for me
>Reaching your home you drop your lifeless phone on the table and head upstairs with Shy on your arms
>At then you were happy, because you spent the entire day lovely
>Fucking Fluttershy