A Taste of Harmony Part 4

>An explosion jolts you awake.
>Something crashes into your chest, knocking you flat on the bed.
>"Hiya Nonny!"
"Pinkie... Can you get off me? I have to do my routine."
>"Of course! I'll go make breakfast for you honey!"
>She bounces off you and into the hallway.
>Fuck.
>You stand up and step over the balloons and streamers laying around.
>Today is gonna be a mess.
>Get into the bathroom and do the routine.
>Shit shower shave.
>Head out and get dressed when you feel eyes watching you.
>Look around and Pinkie is right there on the bed.
"Shit!"
>You cover your dick and she tilts her head.
>"Why are you hiding it? When you were with Rarity at the Spa you didn't hide it. Do you like her more? How could you like her more than me?! There's no way I'm gonna win this..."
>She goes under the covers crying.
>This one pony has shown you happiness, confusion, envy, anger, and depression in a few seconds.
>But how did she know about the Spa?
>You wrap a towel around yourself, walk over to the bed, and sit on it.
>Then pull the covers off her and put an arm around her.
"Pinkie, relax... It's a reflex. Nudity is one of those strange human things. Like shaving. Or shoes."
>"Ohhh."
>Grab some of the blanket and wipe the tears off her face.
"Just no crying, alright?"
>"Okie dokie lokie Nonny. I'll be downstairs then."
>She gets out of bed and leaves the room.
>You get dressed and go downstairs.
>On the dining room table is a cake.
>Written in icing on the top is, "Good morning Anon!" and a little smiley face.
>Pinkie sure is good at that.
>You cut yourself a piece and she comes over with plates.
>"You weren't just gonna eat it with your hands, were you?"
>She giggles and then takes a fairly large piece.
"Well uh... Jeez, ya gonna eat the whole thing?"
>"Nope! Watch!"
>She puts the piece on her plate and then takes the rest of the cake, throwing it into the bottomless pit of her mouth.
>SHE DIDN'T EVEN CHEW.
>Fucking Pinkie.
>"I'll wait for you to finish eating and then we'll go," She says as she puts the plate in the fridge.
>She then trots over to you.
>"By the way, what ARE we doing first?"
>You finish off the piece and walk into the kitchen, putting it in the sink.
"Oh I don't know. What do you want to do?"
>"TRAMPOLINE TIME!"
>She drags you outside where a trampoline with her face on it is sitting.
"How did that get there?"
>"Come on Nonny!"
>She pulls you up onto it and HOLY SHIT!
>It bounces you up eight feet.
>You land and then go up nine.
>This time when you land, you bend down and push off.
>It rockets you up past your house.
>Twin pegasi Flitter and Cloudchaser are playing checkers.
>Your head bursts through the cloud and makes them both jump.
"Sorry!"
>Begin plummeting back to the planet at an alarming rate.
"PINKIE I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE!"
>A buzzing sound is heard.
>Suddenly you're not falling anymore.
>Look up and see Pinkie holding onto your hand while riding a bicycle attached to a copter blade.
>She lands you in the field next to the lake.
"That was so fun!"
>"Of course it was! Want to go pranking next?"
>Oh shit nigger pranking with the greatest prankster of all time?
"Are you kidding?! Of course I want to go pranking!"
>She smiles and looks at you.
>"Alright! Anyp0ny you can think of!"
>She grabs your shirt collar and pulls you close, glaring angrily.
>"But NOT Fluttershy!"
>You put your arms up in defense.
"Okay okay."
>She lets go of you.
>"Alright! Who do you want to prank first?"
"How about... Rainbow Dash?"
>"Okie dokie Anon! Let's go!"
>She takes your hand and suddenly you are standing underneath Rainbow's cloud house.
>You've learned to not question the Pinkie Pie.
>"So what do you want to do?"
>She wheels out a cart from behind her.
>Then opens it up and shows you a bunch of stuff.
>She points to the oversized leafblower.
>"Want to blow her house somewhere else?"
"Let's do it!"
>She grabs it and walks a little bit away from underneath the cloud.
>"I need a boost."
>You walk over and put down your hands.
>She steps on them.
>"On three you throw me up there."
"Okay."
>"One... Two... THREE!"
>You throw her up as hard as you can and she flies up.
>Like REALLY flies up.
>She gets to the cloud and flips on the switch.
>A loud whirring noise is heard and the cloud begins moving the other way.
>She then comes back down and lands next to you.
>Both of you watch as the cloud just goes toward town.
"Pinkie, that won't cause any trouble will it?"
>"It's just a cloud Nonny."
"Alright."
>"Quick Anon get down! Here she comes!"
>Pinkie pulls a bush over to you both and you sit down in it.
>Both of you watch as Rainbow comes flying over.
>She looks around confused while you and Pinkie try not to burst into laughter.
>"Uh... Where's my house?"
>Her eyes shrink to pinpricks and she flies into the town.
>You poke your head out and watch as she just barely saves her house from being cut in half by the town square building.
>Look back over to Pinkie.
>"Hehe... I thought nothing would happen..."
>She shrugs and you shake your head.
>"So who next Anon?"
>Put a hand to your chin and think.
"I think we can do better. Bigger and better."
>"What do you mean?"
"We have to prank... Princess Celestia and Princess Luna."
>"WHAT?! THAT'S INSANE NONNY NOP0NY HAS EVER PRANKED THEM!"
>Slowly a grin stretches across her face.
>"We can be... The first ones ever... To prank... THE CELESTIAL SISTERS!"
>She puts her hoof up and you bump it with your fist.
"Let's go then!"
>"Okay!"
>Head to the train station with a little pep in your step as Pinkie bounces along beside you.
>You enter the train and find a seat.
>"How are we gonna do it though?"
"I'm sure we'll think of something."
>She nods and then looks down.
>Her hoof rests on your hand.
>She begins making circles with it, tickling your hand a bit.
>You move your hand and wrap it around her hoof, changing the color of the pink pony's cheeks to red.
>"N-Nonny, ponies are watching..."
>The only pony in there looks up from his paper, shrugs, and goes back to reading it.
"You're starting to sound like Fluttershy."
>"I don't know I just... I'm not too good at this relationship stuff Nonny."
"Like what?"
>The pony sighs and walks into the next car.
>Not sure if he's being a dick or granting you some privacy...
>"The things that couples do in a relationship... I've never dated anyp0ny. I don't know when they're supposed to do things."
"You seemed to be doing just fine when we were pranking Rainbow."
>"Yeah but that's because it's a prank with a friend..."
>She turns to you, her slowly watering sapphire eyes locking onto your own.
>"Nonny, all I know to do is what I do to cheer up my friends. I've never had a special somep0ny..."
>She pauses for a moment, looking away.
>Then she looks back shaking her head a little.
>"I'm sorry, I've probably been doing all the wrong things haven't I? I should just shut up now."
"No Pinkie, it's been fun so far-"
>"That's what I mean! I can't be anything but fun! I never learned! Can you teach me how to be a good marefriend?"
"Well I can do my best. What specifically don't you know?"
>"How do you know when to hold hooves? When is it okay to say I love you? Is cotton candy a good thing for your mouth to taste like when you kiss? How do you know when you're supposed to kiss?"
>Dear god.
>Might as well start from the beginning.
"You know when they do things like you were doing before. Rubbing the hoof, or hand in this case. They may look at you and show you their hand."
>She nods while watching intently.
"Now saying I love you... Well you say this when you truly feel it. Deep inside you. Not literally, because you could still have sex without loving someone."
>She looks down a little.
>"So when the others say they love you... Do they mean it?"
"You can never truly know for sure."
>She nods and you continue.
"It's alright for your mouth to taste like something when you kiss. Just as long as it isn't a gross taste, like garlic."
>"Okay. But how do you know when to kiss?"
"I was getting to that. When your date looks to you and you just feel... A connection of some sort. It draws you closer to each other and then you close your eyes and kiss."
>"Why do you close your eyes?"
"It would be really silly to be staring at each other's eyes up close."
>"That makes sense."
>You put your arm around her.
"So you've really never had a date before?"
>"Well I have but he didn't really act like my date."
"What?"
>"He would just sort of... Use me then leave."
>You reel back a little confused.
"Use you?"
>"For sex."
>Whoa.
"Want to talk about it?"
>"If you don't mind listening, that is."
>Well when this week is over at least you'll have enough experience to become a licensed therapist.
>You move a little of her mane that is in her face away and look at her.
"I'll listen."
>"Okay. I may get a little emotional."
"That's alright. Just take your time."
>She takes a few deep breaths.
>"A few years ago a new stallion came into town. And you know how I get when somep0ny new comes in. I threw him a party and did everything I could to try to make him smile, but nothing was working. He wasn't even ticklish! Can you believe that?! I mean who's not ticklish?!"
"Pinkie."
>"Right, sorry. Well he came to me when he found out that I was running myself into the ground to get him to smile. He told me that the only way he ever smiled was after he had sex. At first I was confused because I never thought about anyp0ny like that before. Ya know?"
"Yeah."
>She snivels a little and wipes away a few tears forming.
>"S-Sorry, I knew I would get emotional. I started doing as he said, sucking his dick and letting him fuck me. He didn't want to get me pregnant so he decided on anal. At first it really hurt but I learned to like it. Every day he would come over and I would let him rut me just so I could see him smile when he came inside..."
>She shakes her head and then looks up at you.
>"Whenever anyp0ny would ask why he came over, he told me to say that we were dating. I was happy because I thought that we were a couple. Even though he never really pleasured me. I wasn't smart enough to understand that he was just using me. When Twilight moved here she spoke to me about him and explained that wasn't how a relationship should be. She said that sounded more like a sex house."
>She stops speaking and just bursts into tears.
>You pull her closer and hold her as she does.
>Her voice is slightly muffled through your shirt but she's yelling, "He used me like a whorse!"
>Fuck.
>Can't you just have a normal date?
>Well hold on think about it, is demanding sex from someone a normal thing?
>Absolutely not.
>So all six of them must have some sort of problem.
>Why you?
>She pulls away from you.
>"But I like to forget about those times and look towards the future with a smile."
>She looks straight ahead at your shirt.
>"I'm sorry for crying on you. Now you smell like me."
"Cake and tears?"
>She giggles and gives you a light punch.
>Then she looks out the window.
>"We're almost there Anon."
"Are you sure you still want to do this?"
>"Of course Nonny! Unl-less this isn't something that couples are supposed to do. Is it?"
"It's good to have fun as a couple. Like Rarity and I had fun at the Spa. Although that was a different fun. How did you know about that anyways?"
>"Me and Rainbow Dash were playing spy! She spied on you when you were with Applejack and Fluttershy, and I was hiding as a pillow in that red room!"
"When was she spying on me with Fluttershy?"
>"You were walking through the park together."
"Alright. WAIT YOU WERE A PILLOW?!"
>"All a pillow is made of is fabric and feathers. So I just took the feathers out of one and got in."
"I didn't... I didn't lay on you did I?"
>"No sillybilly! I was at the top of the pile."
"Can you do something for me Pinkie?"
>"What is it?"
"Never do that again."
>"Okie dokie lokie!"
>The train comes to a stop and you both get up.
>She walks in front of you as you enter the town.
>Then she turns around and faces you.
>"Which Princess first?"
"Celestia."
>A few ponies look over.
"...is the greatest ruler ever! Am I right?"
>They look away and Pinkie tilts her head in confusion.
>"What are you doing?"
"Saving our asses."
>She raises an eyebrow.
>"Alrighty... Well let's get to it then!"
>She bounces over to the garden and you follow after her.
>When you reach her, you see she is standing behind a tree.
>"See right up there?"
>Upon looking up you see a balcony about thirty feet up.
>"That's Celestia's room."
"Why are you telling me this?"
>"We have to get up there."
"How are we going to do that?"
>...
>*POP*
>*PLT*
>*POP*
>*PLT*
>*POP*
>*PLT*
>*POP*
>*PLT*
"I cannot believe I'm letting you do this!"
>You hang on for dear life to Pinkie's mane as she walks up the side of the building wearing suction cups on her hooves.
>*POP*
>*PLT*
>*POP*
>*PLT*
>*POP*
>*PLT*
>*POP*
>*PLT*
>"Almost there Nonny!"
>*POP*
>*PLT*
>"Can you reach the railing?"
"Hold on..."
>You stretch your arm out but then shake your head.
>*POP*
>*PLT*
>Reaching out this time you can.
>Grab hold of it and hoist yourself up.
>Then reach down, take Pinkie's hoof, and pull her up as well.
>When you pull her up, she throws off the suction cups.
>"Alright Nonny. Choose what we use to prank her."
>She now has a black trench coat on and stands up on her hind hooves, opening it for you to see what she has.
>This pony.
>There is a screwdriver, a megaphone, a whoopee cushion, and a container of pills labled "Diuretics."
"Can I choose more than one?"
>"Of course!"
"I guess I'll choose the megaphone, whoopee cushion, and give me those diuretics too."
>She nods and gives you them.
>Slowly peer into the room.
>Nothing in sight.
"The coast is clear."
>You try to open the door but it's locked.
"Hey Pinks, can ya help me out?"
>"Is it locked?"
"Yeah."
>She approaches the lock on the door.
>Stares at it for a few seconds, looking at it from all different angles.
>Then she backs up and turns around.
>She bucks the shit out of it, shattering it.
"Holy fuck Pinkie!"
>"Shhh. Come on let's go!"
>You sneak inside and see a coffee pot on the counter.
>It looks full so you suspect that she is somewhere close.
>Open up the pill bottle and look at it.
"How many do I put in, Pinkie?"
>"How would I know that?"
>Fuck.
>A noise is heard from down the hallway and Pinkie jumps behind the bed.
>You can't pick a certain number out so you just pour all five of them into the thing and close it.
>Then run and dive over the bed, landing on Pinkie.
>"Ouchie."
"Sor-"
>She covers your mouth as Celestia enters the room.
>You poke your head out from the side of the bed and see that Pinkie has attached the whoopee cushion to the megaphone and placed it... On the corner of the door?
>Whisper to her.
"Pinkie why did you put it there?"
>"You'll see."
>You continue watching and Celestia pours herself some coffee.
>She begins drinking and then a knock is heard on the door.
>She walks over and opens the door with her magic.
>When the door opens to a certain point, it squeezes the whoopee cushion enough to make the farting sound.
>But it is enhanced to ear raping proportions.
>When it ends, a guard stands there completely speechless and staring at her.
>"Wait th-that wasn't me I swear!"
>You and Pinkie contain your sides as you watch this.
>"I swear on my life as a Princess that I did not make that sound."
>He still just stares at her completely disgusted.
>"Do you smell it?! I don't! Know why?! Because it never happened! I DIDN'T DO IT!"
>She looks really irritated when he slowly walks away.
>"Wait please, you had something you needed to tell me?"
>He returns looking still strangely at her.
>"Y-You are r-requested at the throne room. Y-You should probably um... L-Let it all out before you leave."
>She slams the door in his face and turns around.
>"Seriously I told him three times it wasn't me. Why can't they just listen sometimes..."
>She sits down on a chair and you both watch her.
>She starts to feel her stomach.
>And then she starts peeing.
>"AHHH! OH NO IT'S GETTING EVERYWHERE!"
>She uses her magic to try to hold all the liquid before it hits anything as she runs to the bathroom.
>You and Pinkie slip out of her door and close it softly behind you.
>After walking around the corner, you burst into laughter.
"Oh my god did you see her face when she started pissing?!"
>"My favorite part was when she was trying to tell the guard she didn't fart!"
>Many laughs are had there.
>When you can finally move again, Pinkie looks out the window.
>"Princess Luna should be in that tower over there."
>She points to a smaller tower not too far from the one you're in.
"Not the suction cups again..."
>"No Nonny! Now since we're so high up, we don't need to do that!"
>She pulls out a nail and a roll of rope.
"Where do you keep this stuff?"
>Only a giggle responds to you.
>She nails the rope to the window sill and then throws the spool across to the balcony.
>She pushes her hoof down on it, testing it's strength.
>"All ready."
"No way. There's no way I'm doing that."
>...
"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
>She put you on her back and you are now sliding down the rope.
>"WEEEEEEEEEE!"
>You crash onto the balcony hand first.
>Pinkie lands perfectly and trots over to you.
>"Are you okay?"
"Fuck... My hand hurts."
>Looking at it, you see why.
>You've scraped it.
>God damn, sliding down a rope from tower to tower and all you get is a scrape when you crash?
>What are you, some type of superhero?
>"Anon, hold still."
"It's fine Pinkie, really."
>"HOLD STILL."
>You do as you're told.
>She pulls out a roll of gauze from her mane and begins wrapping it around your palm.
"Shit hurts."
>"It'll be fine Anon, just hold still."
>She ties it and then rips off the extra piece.
>"There you go! All better!"
"Thank you Pinkie."
>She smiles at you and then she has the trench coat on.
>This time with a matching mustache.
>"What'll it be this time?"
>There is a yo-yo, a picture of Luna laying with Big Mac and the words "I KNOW" on it, a banana, and a screwdriver.
"The picture, the banana, and the yo-yo."
>She nods and hands you the yo-yo.
>You push on the door but find it to be unlocked.
>When you enter you see her sleeping on the bed.
>Quickly bend down and grab Pinkie, whispering to her.
"Pinkie. She's right there sleeping. Be quiet."
>She mouths the words "Hoe cray" to you.
"What?"
>She mouths the words "Mo gay" to you.
"Pinkie what the fuck?"
>"I was trying to say okay!"
>Luna turns in her sleep and you glare at Pinkie.
>"Sorry."
>Shrug it off and head over to the table.
"Pinkie come here."
>She tip hooves over.
"Put the picture down here with the banana on top."
>"Why?"
"Trust me."
>"Alright, whatever you say."
>She does so.
"Find a way to use this."
>You give her the yo-yo and then hide behind a cushioned chair.
>She comes over as well and you both sit there for a few minutes.
>"Anon you have to wake her up."
"How?"
>"Pull on this."
>Turn to see the yo-yo hanging from the ceiling.
"Oh god what did you do?"
>You poke your head out from the chair.
>Strings go everywhere around the room.
>Holy shit this should be good.
>Pull the yo-yo and watch as the string tightens.
>It goes up and flips on the lightswitch.
>Then the fan comes on because of that.
>The yo-yo string is on the fan so it is taken from you as the fan starts.
>It spins around and around and around until it hits a cup on the table.
>The cup falls to the side and rolls over to the edge of it.
>You watch as it falls off and shatters.
>At the same time that it shatters, the yo-yo is flung on top of the bed canopy.
>She awakes and you move your head a little away from the edge of the chair.
>She stands and scans the room for the source of the noise.
>"Oh damn it. The cup..."
>She walks over and picks up the fragments with her magic.
>Her eyes catch the picture with the banana on it.
>She moves the banana and picks the picture up.
>Her face switches from shock then to a blush and lastly to anger.
>She looks back to the banana.
>"Tia!"
>She storms out of the room and slams the door behind her.
>You and Pinkie fall over laughing at this.
>"Oh wow Anon! We should prank ponies more often!"
"Hahaha! You said it Pinkie Pie."
>She looks at you.
>You look back at her.
>She slowly leans in and so do you.
>She closes her eyes and you smile that she's taken your advice.
>Close your own eyes and your lips connect.
>She then pushes her tongue into your mouth and your do the same with hers.
>Looks like she wasn't kidding when she said it tasted like cotton candy.
>She breaks the kiss and then smiles awkwardly.
>"That was nice, but we should probably get out of here."
"Oh, right."
>"Ready?"
"What do you mean?"
>She stands and offers you her hoof.
>You take it and then she takes off to a sprint at the balcony.
"PINKIE!"
>She jumps and pulls you off.
>You look to her as she plummets.
>She has flight goggles on and then pulls a string on a pack she now has on.
>This fucking pony.
>A parachute comes out and you land safely behind the castle.
>"That was so much fun!"
"I know!"
>Looking up, you see it is now a little past noon.
>"Nonny, I'm pretty hungry."
"We shouldn't stay at the scene of the crime Pinkie. Let's head back to P0nyville for a bite to eat."
>"Where?"
>You begin walking.
"How about I cook? Do you like grilled cheese?"
>"I've never had that. But I like cheese!"
"Great. You'll love it then."
>She bounces now instead of walking.
"How do you do that?"
>"Do what Nonny?"
"Bounce like that."
>"It's not very hard. Just pushing off the ground."
>Holy shit.
"Wait so you're saying that you're strong enough to push off the ground and go up that high?"
>"I guess so."
>Dis motherfucking pony right hur.
>You enter the train and no one else is on.
>Seriously, why does no one ride this thing?
>Put your legs on the bench and stretch them out.
>Pinkie bounces up on your lap and giggles at you.
>The train starts moving and she is jerked forward, causing her to bump heads with you.
"Shit sorry."
>"No it's my fault."
>You both look at each other.
>And slowly lean in for a kiss.
>Her lips meet yours and her tongue pokes its way into your mouth.
>Drag your tongue along hers and her body comes closer to you, trying to push her tongue deeper.
>You do the same and your tongue brushes against the roof of her mouth.
>She giggles a little through the kiss and then pulls back, biting on your lip a bit.
>When she stops she looks at you.
"I thought that you said you were bad at this?"
>"I'm bad at the relationship stuff, not kissing or sex."
>She boops your nose with hers and then lays her head down on your chest.
>She grinds her hips on your crotch, moaning as she awakes your member from its slumber.
"Pinkie, please. As much as I'd want to, this isn't what the date is supposed to be for."
>"I'm sorry."
>She moves to get off you but you stop her.
>"But you just-"
"I said that because it's not meant to have sex. We can still lay together."
>"Can we cuddle?!"
>Okay?
"Okay?"
>She squees and snuggles into your side.
>You smile and wrap your arms around her.
>"Nonny..."
"Yes?"
>"I love you."
>She lifts her head up and looks you in the eyes.
>"Aren't you supposed to say it back?"
"I would if I was sure about it. But a lot of things are on my mind right now Pinkie."
>She sighs and then lays her head back down so that she is nuzzling your neck.
"I'm sorry."
>"Why are you sorry?"
"You're probably hurt that I didn't say it back."
>"A little, yeah. But that's okay. If you don't love me back you don't have to lie about it."
>Fuck that stings.
>You pull her in close and stroke her mane.
>She smiles and coos in your ear.
"Please don't take it personally. You're awesome Pinkie, and you deserve to be happy. And if I just said it without truly meaning it, I wouldn't be any better than that one stallion you mentioned... By the way, if you see him running around, just point him out to me. I think he needs to be introduced to the human custom of 'German Suplexing'."
>"Our friends helped chase him out of town after they found out what he did."
"Where is he now?"
>"I don't know. I think somewhere in Manehattan."
>She sighs and squeezes you tighter.
"I think you're great Pinkie, and god be damned if you aren't an awesome snuggler."
>This makes her giggle a bit.
>As you lay there holding on to her, you drift of into peaceful sleep.
>The train jerks awaking you both.
>Looking out the window, you see the train has stopped in P0nyville.
>You get up holding Pinkie in your arms and walk out of the train.
>"Where are we going for lunch?"
"My place, remember?"
>"Oh, right."
>She snuggles into your chest as you walk with her.
>"This is nice Nonny. I like being with you."
"And I like being with you too Pinks."
>The walk to your house is a silent one.
>You open the door and walk inside, closing it with your foot.
>Then you put Pinkie down on the couch.
>"Thanks Nonny."
"No problem. I'm gonna go make the grilled cheese sandwiches really quick."
>"Okay."
>She rolls over on her back and closes her eyes, stretching her legs as she does so.
>Her back leg kicks and she begins snoring.
>She's so fucking adorable.
>Head into the kitchen and get the cheese.
>Then the bread.
>Whip up the most fine grilled cheese sandwiches ever.
>The cheese is so warm and goey but it stays together in the toasted bread.
>Fuck it makes your mouth water.
>Set the plate down on the coffee table next to Pinkie.
>You sit in front of Pinkie's side and lay on her.
>She groans.
>"Noooonny I want to sleeeeep."
"But I made food."
>She sniffs the air.
>"Oooh!"
>You sit forward and move the plate to the couch.
>Grab one for yourself and she takes one as well.
>Both of you eat a few until there's one left.
"Oh damn, I counted wrong."
>Then you get an idea.
>You rip it in half and take a piece.
>She takes the other but before she eats it, you feed her the one you're holding.
>She catches on fairly quickly and feeds you the one she has.
>You both munch on the grilled cheese sandwiches with smiles on your faces.
>"Oh my gosh those were great Nonny! How come you never told me you could cook?"
"You never asked."
>"You should totally come over and make this for me sometime Anon."
>It's pretty cool how she doesn't assume that she'll be the one you choose at the end of this week.
>Looking out the window you can see that it's a few hours from sunset.
>That train ride must have taken longer than you thought.
>"What are we doing next Nonny?"
"Well how about... We party?"
>She gasps and jumps up on the couch.
>"Just us?"
"If you want to."
>"I want to!"
>She springs off the couch and lands in the middle of the room.
>"OhmygoshthisisgonnabesomuchfunNonnyjustyouandmeandmeandyoutogetherinasuperawesomeprivateparty!"
>She wheels out a cannon and fires it.
>It launches out balloons and streamers and within a matter of seconds your house is prepped for party.
>"What should we play first? Pin the tail on the pony? Or do you want to play spin the bottle?"
"Pinkie there's only two of us."
>She lowers her eyelids and winks at you.
>"I know."
"Let's play pin the tail on the d-um, pony."
>"Okay!"
>She pulls you off the couch and over to the wall.
>There is a picture of Twilight screaming while looking at her tailless ass there.
>She puts the tail in your hand and then blinfolds you.
>Then she starts spinning you round and round until you can barely walk straight.
>You walk forward and push it on what you think is the picture.
>When you pull up the mask you see that you have just stabbed the fridge with a tail.
"Wait, how did-"
>Pinkie's laughter interrupts you.
>"Oh Nonny! You're funny! My turn!"
>She takes it from the fridge and then puts the blindfold on.
>You walk over to her, pick her up by the tail, and spin her around.
>When her tail becomes tightly wound, you release.
>She giggles as she spins around backwards and then you place her down.
>Now she's facing you.
>She walks towards you with the tail on a tac.
"Shit!"
>You get out of the way.
>She turns towards you.
>What the fuck?!
>You jump over the couch and she does as well.
"Pinkie! Stop following me!"
>She just giggles.
>Lay on the floor and stop moving.
>She turns a random direction and moves.
>Then you hear her gasp.
>You stand up and see that she has put it right on target.
"There's no way!"
>"I guess I got super lucky!"
"You had to have been cheating!"
>"Nope!"
>She's insane.
>"Alright, are we playing spin the bottle?"
"Let's do it."
>She giggles with excitement and goes over to the trash can.
>She pulls out a bottle and then washes it out in the sink.
>"Here we go! Follow me!"
>You follow her up into your room.
>She moves the little table from your bed to the middle of the room.
>Then she places the bottle on top.
>And spins it.
>It lands on you.
>She spins it again.
>It points to the wall.
>You reach to spin it again but she smacks your hand away.
>"That's not how you play! Go kiss the wall!"
>Got to be fucking kidding.
"Really?"
>She nods and stares at you.
"Ugh, fine."
>You stand up and walk over to the wall.
>Kiss it and then come sit back down.
>This time you spin the bottle.
>It lands on Pinkie.
>Spin it once more and it lands on her again.
>She giggles and then kisses herself on the stomach.
>Then she spins the bottle.
>It lands on the door.
"Pinkie-"
>"Nonny! You said that you wanted to play spin the bottle!"
"This isn't how you play!"
>"Have you ever played spin the bottle with two ponies?"
"Well, not exactly-"
>"Then shushush!"
>She spins it again and it lands on you.
>"Door, go kiss Anon."
"Pinkie... The door is not going to kiss me."
>Just then the door flies open and off it's hinges, hitting you in the face.
>You push it off you and rub your almost broken nose as Pinkie giggles.
>There's not even a point in asking anymore.
>Spin the bottle and it lands on Pinkie.
>She spins it and it lands on you.
"It's about fucking time..."
>She giggles and jumps at you, sending you onto your back.
>Then she brings her lips down and sloppily kisses you, leaving saliva on your face.
>She bounces back to her position a few seconds earlier.
>You wipe away the drool from your face and sit up.
"Pinkie what the hell?"
>"What?"
>She gives you a smug grin.
"That was a lick, not a kiss."
>She stands up and glares at you, "It was to a kiss!"
"No it wasn't. You couldn't kiss me even if you tried."
>She narrows her eyes at you.
>Then launches herself at you, sending you to the ground once again.
>"I can to kiss you!"
>She lowers down and begins pushing her tongue into your own mouth.
>Exactly as planned.
>You do the same to hers as you pull her in closer.
>She moans into your mouth as you explore hers with your tongue.
>Then you feel her rub your crotch with a hoof.
>Move her hoof away and continue making out with her.
>Suddenly she pulls away from you.
>"Anon, please. I need this. I need this right now. I need it so bad that it hurts."
>You look to her pleading eyes.
>Then around the room.
"Is it really bothering you that much?"
>She grabs onto your leg and humps your shoe.
>"Yes! All this teasing is too much!"
"Alright. Come up on the bed."
>She jumps up on the bed and bends over, showing you her dripping sex.
"No Pinkie. I'm not going to have sex with you."
>"But-"
"If it's truly killing you, then use the bed."
>"The bed?"
>You put your hand on the small bed post.
"The shape is almost the same. I'll be downstairs cleaning up this huge mess."
>"Okay..."
>She walks over to it and you walk out of the room.
>"Wait Anon!"
>Poke your head back in.
"Yeah?"
>"Th-Thank you."
"You're welcome."
>You head downstairs and the sound of the bed creaking is heard above you.
>...
>It's been about thirty minutes of cleaning.
>Already you've stuffed all the streamers and balloons back into the party cannon and wheeled it outside.
>Also put the furniture back up and such.
>"Hey."
>Turn around to see Pinkie.
>"Need any help?"
"I pretty much got everything cleaned up."
>You look out the window to see the sun setting.
"How about I walk you home?"
>"That would be nice."
>Offer her your hand.
>She walks over and grabs it with her hoof, smiling warmly.
>Head out of the house and into town.
>"This has been such a wonderful day Nonny. I hope we can do this again sometime."
>You nod.
"Yeah it was pretty nice. I just hope you're not upset that we didn't have dinner."
>"Well we had the grilled cheese pretty close to dinner time. By the way, you HAVE to come make those for me later."
>Smile and nod.
"I will."
>She sighs.
>"It's too bad the date has to end now though."
"At least we had fun, right?"
>She looks to the guaze wrapping your hand.
>"Yeah. You know you don't need to wear that anymore, right?"
>Hold up your hand and look at it.
"Alright."
>Let go of Pinkie and take it off your hand.
>When you throw it to the side, you notice that you're already at her house.
"Oh."
>"It's okay Nonny. Well I'll see you on Saturday!"
>She bounces up, kisses you on the lips, lands, and then goes inside.
>That mare.
>As you walk back your mind begins to wonder.
>What will tomorrow be like?
>You've never really gotten to know Rainbow.
>She's always been distant, even while trying to get in your pants.
>You get home and head upstairs.
>Grab a towel from the bathroom and put it over the soaking bed post.
>Pick up the door and lean it against the wall.
>You get into bed and begin drifting off to sleep.
>Oh well...
>Guess you'll just have to see.