Drunk shots may 7th

1:
>just another day in the crystal kingdom
>and by another day, you mean more of Cadance's failed attempts at hooking up with ytou
>maybe it was a bad idea to agree to be the stripper in her cake for her bachelorette party
>but goddamn do you love wearing a bananana hammock
>despite the wedding going off without a hitch besides the whole changling invasion
>ever since then she's been obsessed with you and quite franbk;y you arent intersest with married mares
>but nonethless she's invited to the equestrtia games as her guest of honor
>unfortunealtey that meant serving as her chair for the entirthy of the event
>but hey, at least you got a lap full of sweet pony ass
>even ift's pink instead of delicious white pony ass.
>just thinking about that little pony makes you hard as diamonds
>cadences seems to have noticed given the way she;s grinding your tip like its goingout of style.
>but you wont be swayed that easily
>her husband shows up and by simply clearing his throat, his wife hops off your dick and gives him a stuttering greeting
>"Don't worry, i know Anon's a good guy, i just want to borrow him for a few monites if that's alright."
>'s-sure honey, i was just g'gonna um eah."
>You follow shinning through the crowds and passed velvet ropes to a VIP area he's reserved for his friends
>though it should be friend as it's just two of youin here
>"Oh man, i thought she's hog you up all day, so would like a beer, braut or me?"
'can't i have all three?'
>and then you fucked shinng armor while eating a brat and drinking a beer.
>meanwhile cadence wateched through a crack in the door way as you sodomixed her husband.

2:
>saturday night at your rainboes house
>she had no idea whyh tonight was special to you but you figured it was best to keep the secret so she wouldnt feel intimitaded by the sheer amounts of potato vodka you would drink this night
>that was then and this is now
>she's tried matvhing you shot for shot but the fact that youre almost three times her mass had led you to being onlt fitshaced dtunk while she's trhying to speak french or some such shit
>'Ne, anon'sama, mou, d'daisuke."
"renblow pls ur drunk"
>"ne? eh heh heh"
i think i think its time for tikles."
>'iyaan~"
"i dont sprevhen ze dutvh"
>easily pinning her to the couch, you runb your hands along her soft and silky coat
"wow, i never thought you'd feel so good against mty hands"
>"Anono daisuke!"
"i seriously am so lost right now"
>feeling particularly prickish, you begin fiddling your fingertips along her sides whioch sends her into a burst of laughgterr
>"Anon aniki, iyaaannn~~"
"Speak english you crazy ass horse"
You tickle her harder to get your point across
>her laughter becomes pained cries as sje takes hold of her stomach
>she then shits right nect to you as her bowels empty of toady's and perhaps yesterdays meals all at once
>your couch? ruined
>your pants? brown now
>our dick? harder than ever
>and then you fucked all of dash's shit back up her ass and sealed it tight with your super glue like jism
>today was a bad day to be son of spiderman

3:
>>17644299
>"Anonyous the Hunan chicken
"niqqa fuk yu celstia, it pronoiucbnved human"
>"why am i even here?"
"bcuz chryaslis, this was all bout you two to start, im just an impartial mediator. furthermore_ CElstia stip givin me that look
>"I will when yu replace my crown you naughty lil tihef
"r yu fucking stoned? i dont care about yur gay lil tiatra, now hurry up and give chryssi a kith so i can call this shit closed and have myself a beer.:
>"return the crown or suffer my cursse"
"WHATS yYOUR OFFER?"
>As peace talks dissolve into a drunken brawl over who dunnit, Luna snickers to herslef happily from her corner booth as her plans for equestrian domination come closr to fruiton
>and all you wnated some princess poonani