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- O Lord,
- Heavenly Host of Ownage,
- Bastion of Killing Sprees,
- We ask this of Thee:
- Grant us nimble fingers and agile minds,
- Precision keystrokes and perfect skillshots,
- And may you bless us always
- In our quests for glory.
- Grant us low ping and perfect connection,
- High performance and divine protection
- From DCs and blue screens of death,
- Those evils born of hellion's breath.
- Grant us silver tongues and razor wit,
- And buff our patience just a bit,
- For even in the post-game lobby
- The battle rages on.
- Grant us serenity in the grim and pale,
- Even when our teammates fail;
- When Barracks and killing sprees
- Are naught but a fleeting dream.
- In any game of any mode,
- Buff us with thy glory.
- Grant us plus one to all stats
- As we pwn in thine holy name.
- Gaben.
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