Million Live Christmas Commus 2014 (complete)

>Producer-san!! I, um, baked a cake, so if it's okay with you maybe we could eat it t-togeth... why are you laughing
>Thank you for the present Yuriko. In exchange, please take this.
>In return for the cake!? B-but...! Having you just eat my cake is enough for me, are you trying to stop my heart!?

>Happy Merry Christmas! nano desu. Since you've tried so hard for the princess Producer-san, I'll give you this Matsuri Deluxe Cake as a reward.
>Thank you for the present Matsuri. In exchange please have this.
>ほ? A present for me?... This is the manga I've wanted for a long time. Did you find this for the princess? You're my Santa, Producer-san.

>Everyone's in high spirit's because it's Christmas... Well, so am I. Here Producer. I made a cake. A bitter-flavored Christmas Cake.
>Thank you for the present Konomi. In exchange please have this.
>Ara, Producer. For me...? A Darts Set!... Why don't we use this together? We can drink some wine and have fun adult time.

>Hehe, a handmade cake is a bit out of character but it's filled with my gratitude Producer. Why do you let me feed you it? C'mon open your mouth. A~n
>Thank you for the present Megumi. In exchange please have this.
>As thanks for the cake? he~ This sweater's print is cool and it's warm. You've got good taste! Where did you buy this? I'm going to buy you one Producer and we can match.

>I made this cake with my mother! You can have it Oyabun! I tried some earlier and it was really good! Half is still left so eat up!
>Thank you for the present Tamaki. In exchange please have this.
>Oyabun! This is my favorite hero's henshin item. You're giving this to me? Kufufu, thank you! With this I'll transform and play with Elena.

>This year is already almost over. As thanks for this past year I made you a cake. I'm not confident I made it well, but... Merry Christmas Producer.
>Thank you for the present Chihaya. In exchange please have this.
>This is a... headphone amp? Thank you very much. I'm going to put it to use right away... Um, you can use the other ear phone, Producer.

>M-Merry Christmas... Um, I made a cake...! Ehehe, it has a l-lemon scent, so it smells good. I want you to eat it Producer.
>Thank you for the present Karen. In exchange please have this.
>Eh, t-this aroma candle... is for me...? It can help me calm down and focus on being an idol? Ehehe... Producer, you r-really are kind.

>I'm giving this cake to you. Here. I made it by hand. There's no trick or anything to this cake. But I put my heart into it. If my feelings are transmitted I'll be happy.
>Thank you for the present Mizuki. In exchange please have this.
>For me, Producer?... These are western style doll clothes? Thank you very much. Surely, she's pleased. Aren't you glad Little Mizuki.

>I brought a cake today. It doesn't look very good but I was taught the recipe by Haruka, and I can guarantee its taste.
>Thank you for the present Hinata. In exchange please have this.
>Um, Just being with you on Christmas is enough to make me happy Producer. If we can eat cake again together next year on Christmas, I'll be happy.

>Jajan! This year, I baked you a Stamina Cake filled with love nii-chan. Garlic, and leeks, and turtle and - Just eat it and enjoy. Here, a~n
>Thank you for the present Mami. In exchange please have this.
>nfufu~ As expected of Mami's nii-chan. You never forget to give something back, like a man who can do it even when things aren't going well. Anyway, thanks.

>Ehehe~ What do you think this is? Please try and guess. The correct answer is, a hand made Christmas Cake! I put my heart into it, so if you would eat it I'd be happy.
>Thank you for the present Haruka. In exchange please have this.
>Eh, something for me? wah, a super cute kitchen timer. Thank you Producer, I'll be sure to value it.

>Ehehe, I made this cake for you Producer. My mom helped my bake it so it shouldn't be burnt! Probably! Anyway, here.
>Thank you for the present Mirai. In exchange please have this.
>waa, a cute bookmark, for me? Thank you very much! I want to use it right away so I'll borrow various books from Yuriko.

>I made a cake. If you would like, please have some. It's still imperfect, but if it you find it palatable, I would be happy.
>Thank you for the present Emily. In exchange please have this.
>Wow, a beautiful glass bowl. Eh, for me? Something so wonderful... Thank you very much, Shikakenin-sama. I'll aim to become a Yamato Nadeshiko worth of such a beautiful bowl!

TL Note: In this instance Cake = 洋菓子 = western style sweets. I'm not going to spend much time trying to reconcile my autism with Emily's turboweebspeak.

>I thought I'd spend Christmas in a unique way too! So if a cake wasn't Rocoish it'd be no good! My cake is both art and delicious!
>Thank you for the present Roco. In exchange please have this.
>These ear mufflers with built in headphones are super cute, and mode, and high fashion! Producer, do you feel like being Roco's fashion producer too?

TL Note: I think mode in this context is supposed to be referring to a French fashion term or something, I don't know, I spent too much time trying to think of something that was more direct but not awkward for 洋菓子 to care.

>Um, if you look at me like that I'll get embarrassed. Mou... here. Merry Christmas Producer! Since it's handmade I don't think this cake will be very good... Let's eat it together!
>Thank you for the present Ayumu. In exchange please have this.
>This.. is for me? Really!? OH MY GOD! T-thanks. This makes me really glad! Can I open it?... How did you know!? This is exactly what I wanted!

>Jya~n! Look, look, I made this cake! I thought making sweets would be tough, but making it for someone you love was fun~
>Thank you for the present Tsubasa. In exchange please have this.
>Eh! For me? Yay! Ehehe... Somehow this Christmas my happiest one yet. Thanks to you Producer, today feels a bit more adult than usual~

>Such a pure day that only comes once a year... even I want to celebrate that. Because of that I made a cake, would you like some?
>Thank you for the present Takane. In exchange please have this.
>This is for me...? Thank you very much. I certainly received your warm feelings, Producer. It seems like I'll have a good dream tonight... fufu!

>Would you accept this Christmas cake? It's handmade but there's d-deeper meaning to it... Um, I just wanted to see what it would be like to make a cake on Christmas
>Thank you for the present Kotori-san. In exchange please have this.
>For me... Thank you so much! By the way, would you like to go out for a bit? That way I can my parents I had a date on Christmas... Just kidding... ahahaha...

>Here's a present from me Producer-kun. It's a holy night all over the world and we're both working. Pretty lonely, huh? Why don't we l-i-v-e-n t-h-i-n-g-s up a bit.
>Thank you for the present Rio. In exchange please have this.
>Producer-kun, are you interested in me now? I'm just kidding, thank you. But, people really are more conscious of receiving a present on a day like today, huh...

>Please take this cake. I made it... I don't know if you'll like it but... I put a lot of feelings into it.
>Thank you for the present Kotoha. In exchange please have this.
>Waa! A cute fountain pen! Thank you so much! You noticed my ballpoint pen ran out of ink... I'll always carry it on me.

>Merry Christmas! Horahora It's Elena's specially made cake! The part with Santa is for you, and the part with the reindeer is for me. Ehehe, I made it really cute. Let's eat.
>Thank you for the present Elena. In exchange please have this.
>This keychain is really cute. The two snowmen are stuck together with a scarf around them! Let's imitate them~ Hey, come here~ Kya~

>Merry Christmas Producer! I made a cake with my siblings this year too. The shape is a bit weird, but there's lots of love!
>Thank you for the present Yayoi. In exchange please have this.
>This is in exchange for the cake?... howa~ a pile of delicious look fried chicken! My brothers and sisters will be really pleased! Thank you so much Producer!

>An adult who doesn't have plans on Christmas is kind of sad... But it's okay. I'll give you this cake as a substitute... eh?... i-it's handmade.
>Thank you for the present Shizuka. In exchange please have this.
>wa, A wonderful pair of gloves...! Y-you really didn't need to get me anything! If you have the time to prepare something like that, focus on your work!.. But I'm just a little bit happy... fufu!

>Merry Merry Christmas Producer-san! Please accept this cake I made. The mushrooms on the cake? They're supposed to be like a reindeer's antlers ehehehe.
>Thank you for the present Reika. In exchange please have this.
>wa, A wonderful reindeer costume? I might to use it immediately tonight, charging into your room singing 「Silent Night」

>Good job today. If you want, you can have this. It's a Christmas Cake... I made it. Well, it was for my brother but... Y-you don't need to thank me or anything.
>Thank you for the present Shiho. In exchange please have this.
>Surprisingly, you always do things like this....Well, if I said I wasn't happy I'd be lying. um.. thanks.

>I always receive a gift from Papa on Christmas, so being the one giving the gift makes me feel like I've grown up a bit! Ehehe...
>Thank you for the present Serika. In exchange please have this.
>Uwaa, can I really have this? Ehehe, It's like you're really Santa, Producer. Don't tell me you're the real one...?

>um... Anna... worked hard and... made this Buche de Noel. I want you... to have it. So, um... Merry Christmas.
>Thank you for the present Anna. In exchange please have this.
>A present for Anna...? Thank... you... I'm really happy... It feels like my face is really red... It's embarrassing so... can I hold you tight...?

>Ah-, um, ahem, Producer, this is a Christmas Present from me. You've been a big help pretty regularly. Please continue to treat me well.
>Thank you for the present Ritsuko. In exchange please have this.
>I didn't think I'd receive something from you!... And I'm the one who's getting embarrassed instead of you. But I'm glad. Thank you so much!

>MerChris! Producer, here, have this hand make cake Mou, you don't need to tremble so much, it's fine, I'm confident that this time it has both the look and texture of a cake!... What does it taste like? Hmm, an ethnic flavor I guess?
>Thank you for the present Umi. In exchange please have this.
>Eh, a Christmas present for me? Uwaa~ I wonder what it is. I'm going to open it!... ah! Sportswear! and it's pink! They make ones so cute like this~! Thanks, Producer!

TL Note: メリクリー doesn't really work well in English, so yeah. And this is apparently referencing "Umi is a terrible cook. She once tried to make a Christmas cake and it ending up being elastic like a Gummi candy, making it inedible."

>Here, eat up. It's a top class Christmas Cake only fitting for a Celebrity like me. Well, the wrapping paper, anyway... The cake itself is... um... made by... me...
>Thank you for the present Chizuru-san. In exchange please have this.
>Y-you got me something so expensive...!? Even if it's Christmas there's no way I could acc-! Eh? You thought it suited me so you just bought it...?... thank you... that makes me really happy...!

>Wahoi~! Merry Christmas Producer! I put all my heart into this cake, so please eat it all up~ I'll set up the party... so you can just sit back and relax~
>Thank you for the present Minako. In exchange please have this.
>You didn't need to get me anything... but this makes me happy! Ehehe~ This stuffed Santa Claus is really cute~ This big, squishy stomach especially is the best~

>This is a reward for always serving me Producer-san~ Reflect upon my gratitude and savor it~
>Thank you for the present Tomoka. In exchange please have this.
>Ara, thank you~ ufufu, it seems like you've gained some sense Producer~ You shouldn't forget your loyalty to me~

>I messed up, and it's kind of deformed, but I made this Christmas Cake for you!...even though I'm pretty good at making okonomiyaki... Next time let's get some.
>Thank you for the present Nao. In exchange please have this.
>You prepared a present for me Producer-san! That makes me super happy~ Why don't we get some tea? I can't wait to see what's inside... Let's go!

>Producer-san, I have a Christmas present for you... Here, it's a Christmas cake! It's hand made you know? I made it together with Momoko. Even though it's big, you can't let any be left over~
>Thank you for the present Iku. In exchange please have this.
>You prepared a gift for me too?...ah, It's a cute barrette! Thank you Producer-san!! I'm going to wear it on my next job~

>...Onii-chan, you like sweet things right?...here! Momoko's hand made Christmas cake, made specially for you~ Me and Iku tried really hard, so you absolutely can't let any be left over!
>Thank you for the present Momoko. In exchange please have this.
>...hmmm, you got something for me. Since it's a special occasion, I'll accept... um... you prepared this especially for me? um... thank... you...

>I made a... Christmas cake! ... but I burnt it a bit... Sorry! Producer, even though it's like this, please accept... my thoughts!
>Thank you for the present Makoto. In exchange please have this.
>eh? A... present... for me!? T-thanks Producer! New running shoes! The latest model too! kuu...! They fit perfectly... I'm so happy!

>Jya~n! It's a specially made Christmas Cake! This past year I competed with Haruka at making sweets and better, so I'm pretty confident in this one! Saa-saa Producer, try some.
>Thank you for the present Hibiki. In exchange please have this.
>eh, this is a Shisa!? In exchange for the cake? I'm a bit surprised... Thanks Producer! My family has gotten a bit larger once again!... But it seems heavy so please help me carry it home!

TL Note: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shisa

>Um... if you'd like you can have this. I... um... made that cake... ...you'll accept it? Yay!... I mean y-you definitely can't give it back!
>Thank you for the present Julia. In exchange please have this
>W-what? I just told you you can't give it back... eh, it's a gift? ...for me? I-if you do something like that, my heart's not prepared...!

>Please receive my passion, Producer! This year I baked a cake! I was reminded of your head while I was making it, so please tell me your impressions while eating it!
>Thank you for the present Sayoko. In exchange please have this
>This glasses cloth is in exchange for the cake? With this, I can wipe away the cloudiness of my glasses and my heart and meet you with truer feelings!

>I made a cake, so would you like to eat it together? I'm in the middle of a diet, so I held back on the whipped cream. ...eh? Take more buttercream (e.g. the icing)? I won't let my chest grow anymore!
>Thank you for the present Fuuka. In exchange please have this
>F-for me? What should I do... When you gently ask me to do something like that there's no way I can refuse. You're doing that on purpose aren't you?

TL AUTISM Note: イジワル as Fuuka uses it at the end of her second line is less P being mean but more in that with P being so gentle about the way he's doing things there's nothing she can do but act as she does and I just can't really convey that in English very well without needing to use something like this.

>Mofufu this seems like a good moment~ This cake is my present to you~ It's a special cake with lots of Santa shaped marzipan~
>Thank you for the present Miya. In exchange please have this
>Producer-san, what is this?...no, I understand. You want the volume of this cube~... um it's- you don't? It's a gift? Oooooh~, thank you~

>Christmas has finally come this year~ Did you prepare a Christmas Cake Producer-san? That won't do. You can't forget that for an event like this. So, here.
>Thank you for the present Azusa. In exchange please have this
>Ara, you didn't need to get me anything. That cake is just thanks for your normal help. But, thank you. This made me really happy.

>Silent~ Night~, Yabuki~ cuddles up~ I prepared this handmade cake for you Producer-san. It doesn't look very good~ but a lot of love was put in it~ Eat up!
>Thank you for the present Kana. In exchange please have this
>This is for me Producer-san!? I'll treasure it for the rest of my life~ This makes me just too happy~ Ehehe...

>Here. Take this. I don't know if it looks very charming, but I made this. You're thankful right? Eat it carefully
>Thank you for the present Iori. In exchange please have this.
>You prepared a gift for me? You can do something good sometimes!... This is an extra-long scarf...?...That was pretty thoughtful. Me and Usa-chan can both use it then.

>I thoroughly researched your tastes, Producer, and specially made this Christmas Cake so you'd be pleased with it. Please take it.
>Thank you for the present Arisa. In exchange please have this.
>T-this is...! A super rare official 765Pro T-shirt...! A limit 5 web preorder that was instantly sold out, legendary product! This will become Arisa's heirloom!

>Jyajya~n, Since you have to work Christmas nii-chan, Ami-Santa will give you this Suprising-Shocking-Cake~ The secret ingredient is... nfufu~ With this you can work extra hard, right!?
>Thank you for the present Ami. In exchange please have this.
>Nii-chan, Ami believed in you... believed that you were a man who'd properly get her a gift!!... eh? This is for me?... um, ehehe thanks, nii-chan.

>Um, Producer, I made you a cake. How is it? Is it good? I wasn't really confident just following a recipe. I'm getting a bit embarrassed, so hurry up and try some!
>Thank you for the present Noriko. In exchange please have this.
>As thanks for the cake? You really are dependable, Producer. Well, that's what I like about you. All right! I'll work even harder than usual today!

>Merry Christmas! Since today is special Akane-chan will give you this hand made cake~ Your lonely Christmas is over! Become a normalfag Pro-chan!!
>Thank you for the present Akane. In exchange please have this.
>eh? You got me something too, Pro-chan? Were you expecting my cake so much you prepared a gift for me?

>Look Producer! Jya-jyan, I made this cake!! Well, I say made but I really just combined some spongecake and cream I bought from the store... Let's eat it together.
>Thank you for the present Subaru. In exchange please have this.
>In exchange for the cake? Me and you are buddies Producer, you don't need to do that~ But I'm super happy. Thanks! I wonder what's inside. Is it okay if I open it?

>Um, ...I baked a cake! I don't have much experience making sweets so I don't think it'll be very good but... uuuu... If you're hungry, please eat it.
>Thank you for the present Yukiho. In exchange please have this.
>Producer... is it okay if I think of this as a birthday present...?...ehehe A hyacinth bulb... I'm going to dig a hole and bury it~

>Producer, I got you a Christmas present.... jyan! It's a Christmas cake (nano)! Miki tried super hard you know? I put a lot of different things in it.
>Thank you for the present Miki. In exchange please have this.
>eh, a present for Miki? Is it okay if I open it now?... ah, Star shaped earrings! They're really cute. Thanks Producer (nano). Miki will treasure these.