Unconventional Magic - 9: The Gathering (edited)

"Hmm, I wonder..."
>Conjuring some magic, you lift yourself into the air, then propel yourself forward
>It doesn't take long to get your balance, and soon you're traveling at pretty high speed
>You lift just above the treetops as you reach the forest
>You get quite a few miles in before finally slowing down and dropping under the trees
>It was pretty dark under here, no-doubt full of predators
>But you had nothing to worry about

>Standing in a small clearing deep within the dark and gloomy Everfree Forest, you raise an arm into the air and face your open palm to a large tree about 20 feet away
>You attempt to focus a blast of energy out of your hand and into the tree
>In your excitement, you don't think about it and just let it happen
>A blast of energy did form, and did strike the tree, but...
>It came from your pants, searing a hole through the crotch in the process
>Wonderful
>You're going to have to focus on channeling that magic into your hands first
>You managed to do it once when you were up against Trixie, so it couldn't be that hard
>Once again you raise your arm and hand toward the tree, focusing on the flow of magic within you
>It was a weird feeling
>You were always able to feel little bits here and there, but now that you have Twilight's power, you can feel it much more prominently
>Eyes closed and in deep concentration, you can feel the magic flowing through you, hopefully allowing you to focus it in specific areas
>You attempt to focus it through your arm and to your hand
>Once you think you got it down, you begin trying to build up more power there
>Your dick is glowing very bright by now, but your eyes are closed so you don't notice
>When you do open them, you notice almost your entire body is glowing a deep violet color, and there's a sizable orb of raw magic energy of the same color floating right in front of your extended hand

>The largest grin the world had ever seen forms on your face as your childhood dream of becoming a saiyan is being fulfilled
>Well, it was a bit different, but so far you had nothing to complain about
>Shifting your focus behind the energy ball, you manage to force it out at a decent speed
>The glowing orb of magic shoots into the tree you were aiming at and explodes on contact, sending out a shockwave that knocks you back and to the ground
>The wind had been knocked out of you, so you take a few moments to catch your breath and comprehend what just happened
>Soon you sit up and examine the tree
>Well, what was left of it, which was next to nothing
>It was rather satisfying to see chunks of this tree lying around, littering the small clearing
>You stand up and extend your arm towards another tree at the edge of the clearing that was a bit farther away, and begin to focus once more
>It comes much quicker this time, but you also don't focus nearly as much magic
>After just a few seconds, you shoot the smaller magic orb outward
>It strikes the tree with a blast, taking a decent chunk out of it but nothing major
>Not bad, this shouldn't take too long to get the hang of
>Time to try something a little different though
>Once again, you aim your arm toward another tree, this time pointing out a single finger at it
>You focus your magic through your arm as usual and into the tip of your finger

>It charges for about ten seconds before you manage to shoot out a focused line of magical energy
>The shot pierces a hole into the tree and looks as though it went out the other side
>You approach the tree and notice there is a clean hole though it
>Walking around, you see it continued for quite some time, piercing a few more trees behind it
>Oh yeah, you were okay with this
>Next, you extend both arms outward separate directions and attempt to focus magic through both of them
>Right away you can tell this is going to be more difficult and time consuming
>With countless seconds of focus, you make progress
>Slow-growing magic orbs are forming in front of your palms
>You don't wait very long before firing them off; you just wanted to know if you could do it
>You can feel a slight strain on your body, but nothing to worry about yet
>Hmm, what other things could you try?
>Probably not much without a proper spellbook
>Thankfully, Twilight had pretty much every book she's ever read memorized, and if you thought hard enough about something, you could catch a glimpse of something interesting
>She really was the most talented and capable unicorn in Equestria
>And you had her friendship and her abilities
>A smile comes to you with that thought in mind
>Enough of this, back to more training
>Gotta try for something big this time

>Now you extend both arms in front of you along side each other and place your wrists together, facing the palms of your hands outward
>You're able to focus the magic through your arms simultaneously, and another orb of magic forms
>Before it gets far along, you attempt to push it outward so it's not immediately in front of you
>It proves to be a slow process, but you manage to get it about thirty feet out
>Still channeling magic with a now much greater focus, you're still able to power up the orb
>You watch as it grows bigger, to about the size of a medicine ball
>Now however it's becoming rather difficult to focus on and keep steady
>Slowly it begins to move around, as if getting unstable
>As soon as you feel a slight pain in your head, you realize you have to let this go
>You begin to lower your focus, attempting to drain the magic from the orb and back into you
>Another slow process, but the orb begins to steady and shrink
>It doesn't get far before you feel a quick sharp prick of pain in your head
>This breaks your concentration just for a moment, but it was enough for you to lose control
>The magic orb shakes and grows brighter
>Well, that's not good
>It suddenly expands and explodes and you can immediately feel the shockwave and deafening boom
>As you're brought airborne and tossed back, you close your eyes and place one thing on your mind
>Twilight Sparkle

>The next thing you know, you're tossed violently into a bookcase, utterly destroying it and causing an avalanche of books to fall on and around you
>You hear a loud gasp and the sound of hoof-steps nearby
>Just moments later, Twilight comes around the corner and sees you, gasping again
>"Anon!"
"Ugh... hey Twi."
>She runs over and starts lifting the books off you with her own magic
>"What happened!?"
>Just then, a thunderous boom echoes by outside, slightly rattling the house
>Twilight looks up and around, confused
"That..."
>"What? What was that? What did you do?"
"Just don't look toward the Everfr- ..shit."
>Twilight gives you a concerned look and hops up to a window that was facing the forest
>A look of horror forms upon her as she raises a hoof to her mouth
"How bad is it?" you say lightly, slowly getting on your feet
>"I've.. never seen anything like it.."
"Big huh?"
>"Very.."
"Twilight, why are you blushing?"
>"Wh- what!?" she says, turning to you, showing it even more
"I thought you'd be pissed."
>"I, uh.. well.. I am, kinda.." she says shifting her gaze back out the window "But that must have been an amazing display of raw magic power. And it's such a beautiful shade of violet too."
"It is, isn't it? I got that from you, ya know."
>Probably not the best idea to talk like that
>You're only making her blush more
"I think I'm done for now.."

>Twilight hops back down from the window and to her destroyed book shelves, looking over the damage
>"You better be, I don't need any more of this." she says, giggling
>Curiosity getting the better of you, you take a look out the window yourself
>What you see over the forest is magnificent
>There's a purple aura forming above, almost into a miniature mushroom cloud
>It doesn't get too high, instead fading outward and descending back into the forest
>Before it dissipates it looks like a hazy purple fog had rolled over a good chunk of the forest
>"You know, when this is all over, I'm going to want a proper demonstration of that. For science, of course!"
>You turn back to face Twilight who has a big shit-eating grin on her face
"Of course Twi."
>After hopping down from the window, you proceed to help Twilight clean up the mess of books

>When you do hop down she looks up at you, and there goes the blush again
>She seems to be staring somewhe-
>Oh shit
>Remembering the hole in your crotch which is now showing off your goods to Twilight, you cover it up with your hands and loudly clear your throat
>Twilight shakes her head and looks away
>"Ohmygosh, sorry Anon, I didn't mean to-"
"Don't worry about it Twi. Do you think you could patch it up?"
>"Umm.. well, I can use some magic to close it up, but it won't last. Rarity could do it, but.."
>She hangs her head and stops talking
"Hey, we'll get her back. And everybody else."
>Twilight manages a little smile at that, and takes another look at your crotch
>She trys not to stare
>Key word there, try
>But she does a quick job of patching up the hole with her magic
>It was pretty terrible, but it would work for now
>You have more pants at home anyway

>You and Twilight resume cleaning up the mess of books
>Once they're all organized in neat stacks, you stand up and stretch, letting out a yawn
>"Why don't you go on home now Anon, get some rest. You'll need it. I can handle the rest of this."
"Yeah, good idea. See ya in the morning Twi."
>She smiles and nods to you as you teleport back home, right next to your bed
>You proceed to lock your bedroom door and take off your ruined pants
>You'll have to ask Rarity to patch these up after this whole thing blows over
>After that you flop on your bed and relax
>You wondered if Discord or Eris would have noticed what happened in the forest

>If they did, you figure they would have done something about it by now, and started searching around
>But there's been no word, so you quickly dismiss the thought
>Sleep claimed you quickly that night
>You awoke the next morning slowly, yet well rested
>It was nice to sleep-in a bit for once
>Though it was barely getting dark when you fell asleep, so it's still kinda early
>No matter, you had work to do today
>You eventually make it out of bed and start the day with some stretches
>When you're ready to go, you teleport into the living room below and walk out the front door
>You decide to take your time and stroll through P0nyville on the way to Twilight's place
>Nothing seemed to change any more
>Random houses and trees were still floating upside-down, some roads were still turned to soap, bulls still ballet-danced around aimlessly
>Gotta admit, that's still pretty damn funny
>As you walk past Sugercube Corner, you notice Pinkie Pie outside, walking toward the building
>A pink cotton-candy cloud that was raining chocolate milk hovered near her
>She scowled at it and avoided it
>You swear you could read her lips saying 'Gross' as she walked around it and into the building
>The real Pinkie would be pissed if she ever realized what she just did
>Oh well, when you have these chaos powers you'll be able to conjure those things at-will
>In theory, anyway
>The remainder of your walk to Twilight's tree-house went rather uneventful

>You kept on the lookout for Eris or Discord, but saw no signs of either
>When you reach her door, you open it and walk right in, closing and locking it behind you
>Twilight was in her kitchen, cooking, and turns to see you walk in
>"Good morning Anon. I saw you coming and started making breakfast."
"Oh, okay then. Awesome, what are ya making?"
>"Just some simple prench toast, sausage, scrambled eggs."
>Prench?
>Oh, right... Prance, the p0ny version of France.
>Of course..
>Whatever, you'd never turn down a breakfast like that
>Plus it's a nice change from the apple-flavored everything you always have at home
"Sounds good to me! Let's not waste too much time though, I want to get this done and over with."
>"I do too Anon, but a good breakfast to start the day could help out more than you think."
>Oh Twilight, always wanting to help in the most peculiar ways
>She was right though
>You took a seat at her table, and soon she was done, bringing over two plates of food
>She sat on the opposite side of the table and dug in, as did you
>Oh yes, this was amazing
>Twilight grins at the look of bliss on your face as you devour the food
>Before long you were both done, and Twilight magically lifted the plates into her kitchen sink
>"Okay Anon, I guess I'm ready whenever you are."
"Alright then, let's start with somep0ny easy."
>With that, you focus an image into your mind, and after a second or two you are gone

>You appear behind Fluttershy's house and see her teasing and tormenting Angel and the rest of her animals
>She was taking food and things away from them and putting them out of reach, laughing at their misfortune
>Wow, what a bitch!
>Yeah, you're gonna have to do something about that
>Angel spots you and tries to get your attention
>It looks like he's trying to motion to Fluttershy like something's wrong
>Thanks captain obvious
>Fluttershy turns to see you and glares
>"Go away, you're not welcome here beast!" she says in an angry tone
"Wow Fluttershy, I didn't know the Element of Kindness could be such a bitch."
>She flares up at that, but before she can do anything you teleport behind and grab her
>"H-hey, let me go!"
>Without hesitation, you teleport back into Twilight's house, Fluttershy in your vice-grip
>She's trying to buck you off but you have a magic hold on her, so she isn't going anywhere
>Twilight trots up
>You lower Fluttershy to her level, and Twilight places her horn onto Fluttershy's head, conjuring up some magic
>Soon, Fluttershy stops struggling and her natural color starts to come back
>When it's done, you let her go and she staggers on her hooves for a moment
>Fluttershy shakes her head and opens her eyes
>Twi:"Welcome back Fluttershy!" Twilight exclaims happily
>FS:"I'm.. back? W-where did I go?" she asks quietly
"Discord got a hold of you, remember?"
>Fluttershy turns back to see you smiling at her

>FS:"Oh, um.. I guess I do.."
"Well everything is okay now. Twilight, get ready, I'll be back in a moment."
>Twilight nods as you vanish once again
>You appear in a large kitchen
>A fridge door is open, and various cakes and pies are being tossed out
>You hear various 'eew's and 'gross' spew out of her mouth
"Pinkie Pie, you need to stop."
>She does stop, and closes the fridge door to see you, as she glares
>Her mane and tail are straight and flat as can be
"Seriously, the real you is going to want to kill herself when she finds out what you did."
>"Hmph. I am the real me. I don't need sweets, and I don't need friends either. Go away."
"That's where you're wrong Pinkie. And I'm going to show you."
>Out of nowhere, she produces what looks like a cherry pie and hurls it at you
>You manage to teleport out of the way and behind her, latching on
>Before she can react, you teleport once again into Twilight's house
>When you get there, Pinkie opens her eyes and yells
>"NOOOO!! KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ME!"
>Once again, she produces a pie from out of nowhere and tosses it at Fluttershy
>Fluttershy doesn't do a damn thing, so now her face is covered in cherry pie
>You wanted to laugh, but you needed to focus on holding Pinkie down
>Twilight trotted over to you, but before she got within range, Pinkie swung a frying pan at her
>Twilight backed off in time to dodge it
>But now Pinkie was trying to swing it back at you

>She got a few swipes in at your head and shoulders, but nothing big
"Twilight, do you mind?"
>Twilight's horn glows and the frying pan shoots out of Pinkie's hoof
>Twilight immediately jumps forward and places her horn onto Pinkie's head
>Pinkie soon calms down and her color begins to come back
>When it's done, Twilight backs up and you let Pinkie go
>Twilight smiles at her as Pinkie's mane and tail fluff back up and she takes a look around
>She spots Fluttershy, still covered in cherry pie, and stares for a moment before busting up in a fit of laughter
>Yep, good 'ol Pinkie Pie
>PP:"Oh my gosh, what happened to you!?" she says in between her hysterical laughter
>Twi:"You did that Pinkie, but now that you're back to normal, please don't do it again."
>PP:"I did that?" she giggles "Wow, I'm so- *giggle* sorry Fluttershy!"
>She's trying hard not to laugh at her now
"Twi?"
>She nods back, giving you confirmation
>You teleport into Carousel Boutique to spot a rather awkward sight
>Rarity was standing on her hind legs, hugging and caressing a large boulder that had to have been three times her size
"Whoooaaaaa."
>Her eyes shoot open in shock
>She glares and hisses when she spots you
>"Back, you! Stay away from Tom, he's all MINE!"
>Your 'wat' face could shoot through the fucking ceiling right now
"Rarity, that's a giant rock. What the hell?"

>"A rock? A ROCK!? Tom is the most amazing, fabulous, magnificent, majestic diamond there ever was! And he's MINE! So STAY AWAY!"
>She hisses at you again, latching onto the boulder as hard as she could
>You wish you had a video camera, this was too good
>Well, you could grab her right now, but you'd teleport the boulder too unless you could pull her off it
>It wouldn't be hard, but it looks like she's holding on with her magic too
>Hmm... time for a new plan
"You know that ro- dia- uhh, 'Tom', can't love you as much as you love it right?"
>"I- How dare you!"
"Why don't you come to me hmm? I can be all yours too if you want." you say to her in a seductive tone, sly grin on your face
>She looks at you, eyes wide open, speechless
>Her magic hold noticeably weakens and a look of anger begins to form on her face
>She hops off the boulder and faces you
>"You just want to catch me off guard so you can steal Tom, don't you!?"
"Nah, I don't want your stupid boulder. Just you, baby!"
>You notice a look of disgust and horror on her as you teleport behind her and grab her with one arm
>You use your free hand to lightly smack her horn in the hopes of temporarily disabling her magic
>As soon as you do, you quickly grip the other arm around her tightly
>Surprised and seemingly in a bit of pain, she didn't have a chance to to react before you teleported once again to Twilight's house

>You lower Rarity to the ground as soon as you arrive, and Twilight steps over and places her horn on Rarity's head
>Pinkie trots over giggling
>PP:"Hey Anon, was she hoarding another giant rock again?"
"Uhh, yeah, she was. She thought it was a diamond and called it Tom."
>Pinkie collapses onto the floor and erupts into laughter
>You couldn't help but chuckle at it too
"Please try not to laugh at her Pinkie."
>PP:"Oh come on! *giggle* You KNOW it was funny!"
"Look, I'm not saying it wasn't.. actually, I kinda wish I could have got it on film, but come on, Rarity isn't one to take kindly to something like that."
>Twi:"Anon's right Pinkie." Twilight chimes in when she lifts her horn off Rarity's head
>Rarity's color had come back, and you let her go
>Fluttershy walked into the room, probably just cleaned herself off, and smiles when she sees Rarity turning back to normal
>Twilight looks up to you and nods
>With that, you go home
>You expect to end up in the orchards, but instead Applejack is sprawled out across the living room couch
>She opens her eyes to see you, then soon closes them
>"Anon.."
"Applejack? Shouldn't you be working?"
>"Aint no work to be done 'round here."
"Uhh, yeah, we have a shipment of apples that needed to be sent off today."
>"Ah'm sure Big Mac's got that taken care of."
>"Noooope" you hear from the kitchen
>"Well, Granny Smith's got it then."
"You expect her to do that all by herself? Or at all!?"

>"Yep."
"Some help you are.."
>"Pff, aint nop0ny needin' mah help, and ah don't plan on helpin' nop0ny neither."
"Too bad."
>She opens an eye and glances up at you
>"'scuse me?"
>You teleport next to the couch and pick her up, immediately teleporting once again to Twilight's house
>"L-let me go!" AJ says trying hard to buck you off
>She was incredibly strong, but a little magic would make her attempts futile
>You go through the now familiar process of lowering her to Twilight's horn
>When her color returns and struggling stops, you let her go
>Twi:"Anything unusual with her Anon?"
"Nope, just dishonest and lazy as hell."
>Rarity:"Anon, you didn't tell them anything about me, did you?" she asks in a worried tone
"I, uhh.. sorry, Rarity."
>She gasps
>Twilight snickers, then nods at you
"Okay.. this one may take a minute... here goes nothing."
>With a sigh, you levitate yourself and vanish once again
>Wouldn't ya know it, Rainbow Dash was laying back on a lone cloud, not far from P0nyville
>She seemed to be relaxing and enjoying herself out here
>You float down next to the cloud and right up to her face
"Hi Dashie." you say quietly
>She jumps back in shock
>"Anon? What the heck?"
"Come on, our friends are waiting."
>"Friends? Ha! I don't have any friends, and I don't want any friends, they only slow me down."
"What about a lover, hmm?"
>"Eww, what? No way!"
"Not even me?"
>"Ugh, no! The only p0ny I love is myself!"

"That's not true and you know it." you tell her sternly
>"Is so true! Now leave me alone would ya, I'd like to go back to not doing shit today."
"I'm going to remind you how wrong you are, and you're going to feel pretty stupid. Ready for this?"
>"Ha, yeah right!" she says, chuckling
>She had moved a couple yards back from you, so you teleport right in front of her and grab her with both hands
>"Wh- hey, let me go!"
>You slowly bring her in close
>Her face begins to turn red as it inches close to yours, and she struggles harder, almost violently now
>You focus some magic on her head to keep it steady, and facing directly at you
>When she's close enough, you plant your lips on hers
>She violently trys to break it but can't
>Unfortunately, you were only using magic on her head
>The buck to your stomach made you regret that, as she breaks free and speeds off, spitting frantically as she does
>You clench your stomach for a moment and watch as she flys away
"Silly Dashie, you can't hide from me."
>You open your arms out to the sides and teleport right in front of her
>She suddenly sees you appear before her, and she knows she's moving too fast to stop in time
>Dashie plunges into your welcoming embrace, and as you wrap your arms around her, flying backward from the impact, you teleport
>Shit, probably not a good idea

>For the second time, you appear inside Twilight's house at high-velocity, crashing into a bookcase with Rainbow Dash in your arms, books falling all over you
>All the p0nies in the room gasp
>Dashie is trying to get off you but can't
>Twilight hops over and places her horn onto Rainbow's head as quick as she can
>Once her struggling stops and color begins turning to normal, Twilight turns to you
>Twi:"You okay Anon? Looks like she gave you a bit of a fight."
"Eh, not really, I was just playing around. I'll be fine though." you finish, smiling as you look back at Rainbow
>RD:"Ugh.. what the.."
"Hi Dashie."
>RD:"Anon? What's going on?"
>Still holding onto her, you bring her close for a hug
"I'm so glad you're back Dashie!" you say, trying to hold back tears of joy
>RD:"Back..?" she says quietly
>Twi:"Let the memories come back to you Rainbow."
>You push her back from the hug, still holding on
>Rainbow looks to Twilight, then back at you, then closes her eyes
>After a few seconds you can see a couple rogue tears escaping her eyelids
>Finally, she opens her tearful eyes again
>RD:"You.. saved me, Anon."
"Heh, well I can't take all the cre-"
>You're cut off as Rainbow moves in for a deep passionate kiss, wrapping her fore-hooves around you
>You gladly join her, this is exactly what you've been missing
>Both you and Rainbow were happy as can be in this moment, temporarily dismissing any real-world problems

>Dashie plows her tongue into your mouth and fiercely dominates yours
>If this is her way of expressing her love and thanks, you'll let her win
>Eventually the two of you break it off so you can breathe
>Rarity, AJ, and Pinkie watch on with d'aww faces
>Fluttershy is blushing and looking away
>Twilight just shows a simple smile, seemingly anxious for this to be over so you can move on
>You and Rainbow get up, and everybody gathers in the middle of the room, Dashie snuggled up against you
>You simply smile at everyp0ny as they look on to you
"I can't express how happy I am that you're all back to normal."
>Rarity:"And I don't believe we can express how thankful we are for you and Twilight for bringing us back!"
>Everyp0ny nods
>Twi:"No, don't thank me girls, this was all Anon. He brought me back first, then we worked together to get the rest of you."
>AJ:"Just how did ya bring Twilight back anyway?"
"I'd rather not talk about it Applejack. What matters is that you're all back to your normal selves, and the Elements of Harmony can hopefully still be used once again."
>PP:"You want us to use them already? Can it wait a while, I reeeeaaaaally want some more cotton-candy clouds and chocolate rain! They're just soooo gooood!"
>Rarity rolls her eyes
>R:"You're unbelievable Pinkie."
>PP:"Hah, speak for yourself, rock-hoarder!" Pinkie says, giggling
>Rarity gasps
>R:"I told you never to speak of that again!"
>You let out a chuckle of your own

"Hey, you think that's bad, you should have seen Pinkie earlier. She was actually avoiding those clouds, and when I found her in Sugarcube Corner, she was actually throwing out cakes and pies because they were 'gross'."
>Pinkie gasps and covers her mouth with her hooves
>Rarity snickers at her and AJ loses it
>Soon, the others join in and eventually Pinkie can't help but laugh at herself
>It was good to have them all back to their old selves and together like this
>But you're not out of the woods yet
>As everyp0ny was laughing with each other, Dashie looked up and whispered to you
>RD:"So how did you get Twilight to turn back anyway?"
"Dashie, I'm not really proud of that, and I'd rather not get into it.."
>She gives no response, but stares intently into your eyes
*sigh* "I had to fight her, okay? Her magic overpowered me ten-fold, so I had to get... creative.."
>"How so?"
>You glare at her and remain silent for a few seconds, yet her expression doesn't change
"Violent. She was prepared to kill me, and I wouldn't take no for an answer."
>Rainbow gasps when you said 'kill me'
"Thanks mostly to my teleportation, I was able to get the jump on her at one point and managed to hold her down long enough to do to her what she did to all of you.."
>"But.. she looks fine, you couldn't have hurt her that much? What are you not proud of?"
"There's.. details, Dashie, that I won't get into.. she's good about cleaning it up.."
>Rainbow gives you a look of worry

"It's okay, we're both fine. We had time to talk about it, and she understands that I did what had to be done. Now let's drop this and move on okay?"
>Rainbow nods and rests her head against your shoulder
>"I'm.. sorry I asked.."
"Don't be, I know why you did.." you say to her, letting out a sigh afterward
>The group had calmed down their laughing and allowed you and Rainbow your peace, but now that it was over..
>AJ:"So what's the plan now huh?"
>Twi:"Simple. We can have Anon continue playing dumb in front of Eris, then we can all catch her off guard. With her out of the way, getting Discord shouldn't be any harder than it was before."
>RD:"You wanna use Anon as bait!?"
"It's fine Dashie, to be honest it's likely the best plan we could have."
>Rainbow looks up at you in disbelief
"Look, Eris is either toying with me or she's taken a liking to me. Either way, she doesn't know I can use magic, and because of her apparent fondness of me I can get close to her easily. But I want a chance to take her down myself."
>RD:"Anon, don't be stupid, you couldn't stand a chance against her! Just what are you planning anyway?"
"I have some tricks up my sleeve, to say the least. Besides, I watched her take you away from me Dashie. It hurt, a lot, and I wouldn't mind a little payback."
>She just looks up at you, trying to figure you out
>Before this goes on any further, Pinkie interrupts
>PP:"G-g-g-g-g-girls!"

>You look up and see her entire body twitching as she's bouncing up and down
>Twi:"Is that your Pinkie sense?"
>Pinkie nods quickly
>Pinkie Sense?
>Full body twitching?
>Shit
>You stand up and walk toward the front door
"You girls stay here and hide in case Eris or Discord is around, If they see you try and play dumb. If it's just Eris let me handle it."
>RD:"Anon, how do you know it's either of them? This could mean anything."
"No idea, but I'm not taking a chance. Don't worry about me, stay here."
>With that, you walk out the door and begin walking outward, just looking forward and down so you don't draw any suspicion
>Sure enough, just a few moments later, you notice none other than Eris herself in front of you, floating your direction