Eternal Anon

>Day 1 in Equestria
>see Twilight
>Holy shit a talking horse
>die of fear
>Fluttershy dry humps your corpse
>Scootalo cuts you open and lives inside you
>Celestia has your penis coated in bronze for safe keeping.
>it was a boring day.

>day 2 in Equestria
>after chasing off orphan-aloo getting your penis back and cleaning the squash soup off yourself you deciede to explore this magic place
>holy shit this place is teh gay
>too colorful
>too to sweet
>plus to many chicks
>you need men to flex and be tough with
>kill your self cause your hardcore
>today was a teh-gay-day

>day 3 in Equestria
>why the fuck are you alive?
>guess Gods scared and the devil likes ya to much
>see a pink horse
>you wanna fuck that shit hole
"hey pink one i-wanna-fuck-your-bum"
>she doesn't respond
>she is dead
>engage bum fucking
>today was a anal-necrophilia day

>day 4 in Equestria
>decide to fight a bear
>rape it to death
>slip on an ice cube
>shatter spine on an apple
>today was a anti climitic day

>day 5 in Equestria
>these horse things are starting to get curious about the undying ape thing
>purple one wants to "study my habits"
>duck tape her to the back of my head
>face her behind you so she can watch your back
>wines about she can't see shit
>your shit is all she needs to see.
>suddenly get a raging boner
>hide behind really fat horse and start jerking it
>purple drink asks what are you doing
>tell her your trying to get moby out of the dick
>You bucket cum
>like any good Christian you mix the white man goo with orange fanta and drink it
>forgot that your cum is 5/9 cyanide
>you die
>today was a no fat chicks day