--Sandworm
A sandworm has oft been my beau
And I'd love for our sweet love to grow
But she must be evicted
before I get addicted
Too late! The spice, it must flow!


While lost in the desert, alone
Quite weary, and parched to the bone
Though looking quite sickly
I was gobbled up quickly
By a worm, all the color of stone

Enveloped, I learned in surprise
When I met those two, curious eyes
That the thing's quite attractive
And my member reactive
And that gave my emotions a rise.


A sandworms for nursing is nice
As her treatments do always suffice
The treatment confounds me
She always surrounds me
And has me consuming her spice.


--Horse Pussy
In battle with Centaur and Master
If want to win victory faster
An archer or knight
Is a fearsome sight
But you should honestly use a spellcaster.


--Nureonago
There once was a man that I met.
With Nureonago twins in a set
When he posed me a question
I had no suggestion
As to why the two girls were so wet.


--Elves

There once was an elf in this thread
And a man not quite right in the head
They cried while lovemaking
It wasn't heartbreaking
'Till she stabbed him and left him for dead

AROUND ELVES WATCH YOURSELVES


There were some elves near Great Beeman
Cursed by a succubus demon
Lamenting their fate
(And their new urge to mate)
They gang-raped a man for his semen.


You guys are such serious tools
For the elves are as brilliant as jewels
I know what to say then
For she's a pure maiden
And today, it is April Fools.


The specter of elf rape will haunt it
Since they have their beauty and flaunt it
You could think them pure
But I just can't concur
'Cause I know that they secretly want it.


An elf living in San Francisco
Did her baking in pans greased with Crisco.
Met a man with some style
And they dated a while
And at night he would give her the Di---sco


--Tanuki
There once was a man, born in Rome
Who had not a hair on his dome
He met a raccoon
But he learned all too soon
When she Jew'd him right out of his home.


--Moth-chan
There once was a monster, quite new
Though her popularity grew
It's tricky to trust
Something covered in dust
So that's why her fans were quite few

-W/Hal, the Misinterpretative Porn Star
Hal met our poor Moth-chan inside
Who stuttered "W-would you give me a ride?"
He returned with his van
Like a most manly man
And the frustrated Moth-chan cried.


--That faggot cat
A feline with bright yellow eyes
And striped pants covering her thighs
She has quite a grin
For contained within
Is quite the (un)pleasant "surprise"


--Alp
There was a Alp, quite quick
Who lusted for semen quite thick
No longer a man
I'm sure I know a fan
Who wishes he still had a dick.


--Spider
I once received quite a letter
That told me that more legs were better
I've had never the chance
To try that romance
"Spider? I barely met her."

I really apologize for that one.


--Cyclops
Her cell phone had no good reception
Her friends were all versed in deception
Poor cyclops, disgrace
Fell flat on her face
Because she had no depth perception.


A cyclops of giantess size
Has captured a small human prize
Not one for the taller,
I'd go for the smaller
But DAMN would you look at those thighs

--Succubutts
A succubutt has a priest she annoys
Attending mass with all of her "toys"
He resists her advance
Since she hasn't a chance
'Cause he'd rather be diddleing boys.


--Wyvern
A wyvern once could dance really great
With her lover, but they'll have to wait
'Cause her childhood friend
Will be forced to defend
From hunters all after her plate.


--Minotaur
A minotaur, with vacant gaze
Goes wandering most of her days
She'd love to do more
But her life's been a bore
Since she forgot the way out of her maze


--Werewolf
There once was a werewolf, quite scary
Who lived in a forest of faeries
She let bullets graze her
'cause she ran out of razors
And the full moon had left her quite hairy.


--Dollar-ham
A dollar-ham I met once said
"I'll mark on your door when you're dead."
But I'll have you know
That they give the best blow
You expected a joke about head.


--Lamia
Lamia's are devious snakes
And fighting with one is high stakes
To protect my gizzards
When I long for lizards
I'll stick to Lamia Christmas cakes.


--Oni
There once was an oni, quite wasted
And frightening strength she was graced with
So when after a brawl
She dragged me back to her hall
To find out how my "sake" tasted.

It rhymes if your drunk


My personal taste is quite risky
For my type of girl's a bit frisky.
None make me hard quicker
Than a girl like my liquor:
Strong, and full up with whiskey.


An Oni's a real pointy lass
Though Tio's a girl with some class
While enjoying her date
It seemed to be fate
That we'd get a great shot of her ass.


An oni, of red or of blue
When choosing between one or two
Either I desire
Intellect or fire?
I'd love to get wasted with you


--Grizzly
There once was a grizzly, quite funny
And I'd surely spend all my money
On making her laugh
At the size off my "staff"
'Till she licked it quite clean of its "honey".


--Leprechaun
A small girl, and dressed all in green
Pulled a prank that was really quite mean
In the midst of her dance
She pulled down my pants
And took them with her while fleeing the scene.


--Salamander
I sat in a bar drinking scotch
To add to my belt a new notch
A lizard on fire
Is what I desire'
But the girl left burn marks on my crotch.


--Fluffy
There once was a fox by a river
Her wonderful tails all a quiver
When I asked her, she claimed to be a
Kumi-something from near Korea
Maybe that's why she tore out my liver.


--Yuki-onna
There was a man in Barcelona
Who wed to a young Yuki-onna
The thing you don't see is
His frostbitten penis
But man, could he make the girl moan-a

Fuck trying to rhyme Japanese words

--Chupa-tan
If "chupacabra" means "sucker of goat"
Then I wonder just what floats their boat
If a goat girls's a satyr
Then perhaps we'll see later
Chupa-chan with pan's cock down her throat.


--Spooky Scary Skeletons
With skeletons you all can see
The bones at the elbows and knee
They're good I've been told
I'd consider you bold
But they're surely 2spooky4me


--Ghost
A ghost girl, I long ago knew
Transparent and tinted of blue
The sex was alright
But what kept me all night
Was the thrill of ghost blowjob woo woo!


--Bat
A crazy bat girl did confront me
On leathery wings did she hunt me
I should have just listened
When my friend, aptly christened
Said "We can't stop here, this is bat country!"



A man walked in a cave all alone
All tired and chilled to the bone
A bat-girl above
Whom her tribe did not love
Met the man as she hung from the stone

The man, with cloth over his eyes
Carried staff of a medium size
One could call him quite brave
As he walked through the cave
Without knowing where his ending lies

The bat did descend from on high
With her magic, she did fix the mans eyes
And together they roam
Off to find a new home
Together, till the day that they die

Continuation fucking never. ;_;



--Zombie
A zombie and I had a short bout
Of love, till she left for some lout.
Though she needed some cleaning
I gave a new meaning
To the eloquent phrase "fuck her brains out."


--Franken Fran
Franken Fran is a beauty to see
When she does delicate surgery
She tickles my fancy
And I'd be quite antsy
To have her operate upon me.


--Dolls
They look lovely in a nice dress
But result in a buildup of stress
They fill you with fright
And go bump in the night
And won't fucking stop saying "Desu"


--Medusa
There once was a man named Barrak
Who's waifu could turn men to rock
A-to-the-Medus
Her gaze was no use
As the stone was less hard than his cock.


--Siren
I showed them M. G.'s in da hood
And they're fightin' to polish my wood
'Till I met a Siren
Who's style I was 'mirin'
And she told me "Damn, humie, git gud".


--Dark Gnome
A Dark Gnome, with eyes red as blood
Had quickly collected a stud
Released him day 1
When he turned out nofun
You could say he's a "dick in the mud"


--Illias and Tamamo
A goddess as pure as can be
and a kitsune with tails all fluffy
Together they played
'Till the foxgirl got laid
And got purged for her heresy


--Jinko
A Jinko, quite tired and blue
Was approached by a hunter who knew
That if she awoke,
She would pounce on the bloke
And he'd suffer a death by snu-snu


-Slime
A slime nurse, who's normally pure
Envelops patients to take temperature
Though it works like a treat,
Every time she's in heat,
She determines that sex is the cure.








-Tabletop RPGs
I'd practice my art for some coin
Or to get wenches after my loins
If one ran tabletop
My obligations would drop
As a bard, I would sure as hell join.


--MG threads, fluffy tails
Every night we do this without fail
We could learn how to touch fluffy tail
But instead, we just sit
And our posts turn to shit
While we argue about "what is male?"


--No Game No Life
Spring season, to me, it does call
Though my hope may be terribly small
My thoughts are radiant
For fluffy tail gradient
Until Madhouse just fucks up it all.


-NTR
An Ork (not the stabby and shoota)
Escaped from his mad elven suitor
Stole a wife while in China
'Cause she had a vagina
Because NTR's better than futa