Dark Souls Crapplemage notes

-Start as a theif, black firebombs as gift
-Unequip pants on ladder
-Kill asylum demon with 5 firebombs
-Move the hollow out of the way
-Spam A with oscar until you get estus and the keys
-LORDRAN

-Go to the undead merchant and buy 4 throwing knifes, scimitar, east-west shield, short bow and as much wooden arrows as you can
-Kill him ;(
-Dodge the hollows, unequip the short sword and the orange soapstone, equip the scimitar, east-west shield and your wooden arrows
-Lower undead burg skip
-Heal and kill the dog with a black firebomb
-Free griggs (do the pewdiepie skip if you can)
-Get 3 pine gold resins
-Jump over the barrel
-Apply the resin when the 2 arrows have been fired
-Kill taurus

-Hit drake with throwing knife, dodge the 2 arrows and get the drake sword
-Send the elevator down
-Apply resin and fight the gargoyles
-Remove the twin humanity on ladder, ring the bell and bone out

-Buy great soul arrow and sorcers catalyst from griggs
-Kick off lautrec
-Go down the elevator and drop the scimitar and any gargoyle equipment
-Send elevetor back up
-Go get the RTSR, equip the sorcers catalyst on the ladder and bone out

-Level up intel to 21 and attune the great soul arrow
-Pick up the ring of favor and protection
-Equip the RTSR and the ring of favor and protection, use estus once
-Blighttown drop
-Kill the blowdart sniper
-Drop and take a certain amount of damage (use the spider if you didn't take enough, block the fire attack)
-Use blossum when in RTSR range
-Kill quelaag
-Ring the bell and bone out

-Buy great heavy soul arrow and the bellowing dragoncrest ring from griggs
-Take elevotor up to undead parish and dupe quelaag's soul 5 times
-Jump down the stairs and equip the drake sword over the catalyst
-Rest at bonfire, level up attunement to 12, strength to 11 and intel to the maximum
-Attune great heavy soul arrow

-Go to sens fortress
-Break the wall with the 2 handed strong attack from the drake sword
-Free logan
-Boulder skip
-Hit the snake with your fist
-Equip sorcers catalyst over the drake sword at next fog gate
-Hit the archer with your fist
-Enter the fog gate, run under the golems legs and shoot him below the knee with great heavy soul arrow on both legs

-Rest at anor londo bonfire and level up intel to the maximum
-Dupe the core of an iron golem on elevator
-Heal before rafters
-Equip the bellowing dragoncrest over the ring of favor and protection
-Rest at bonfire before O&S and level up attunement to 14
-Get hit through the wall by the silver knight for RTSR
-Kill ornstein and then smough
-Take the elevator and use the core of an iron golem
-Open Gwynevere's door, equip throwing knifes, kill the bitch, run up to the white carpet and bone out when when all the soul particles have dissappeared

-Warp to firelink
-Buy homing soulmass and soul spear off of Logan (remember to finish dialogue)
-Place the lord vessel
-Rest and attune homing soulmass over great heavy soul arrow, and soul spear
-Warp to undead parish

-Kill Andre
-Press A to open door and quit out
-Rest at bonfire
-Take a hit from the knight
-Drop down the staircase for RTSR
-Open Sif's door, backstep and cast homing soulmass
-Approach the side of Sif's sword and kill him with soul spears
-Bone out

-Run toward moonlight butterfly
-Equip Sif's soul at fog gate
-Enter moonlight's fog gate
-Dupe sif's soul twice, cast homing soulmass and kill the butterfly with 2 soul spears
-Bone out

-Warp to firelink (DO NOT REST)
-Buy soul spear and fall control off of griggs
-Bone back
-Attune the second soul spear over soulmass
-Take a sprinting hit from the sorcerer
-Drop down or take the ladder to the hydra depending how much health you have
-Equip the bow on the long ladder
-Jump from the dry surface, roll twice and shoot 3 soul spears at the hydra (left, straight ahead and right)

-Make your way to the crystal golems location and quit out
-Kill the fella
-Talk to dusk and say yes
-Go to dusk's summon sign, quit out if it's not there
-Dupe sif's soul twice
-Buy hidden body and bone out
-Level intel to maximum
-Attune hidden body over great soul arrow
-Warp to anor londo

-Use hidden body before the boars and on the elevator. Also dupe sif's soul
-Kill the crystal golem
-Duke skip
-Take a drop for RTSR
-Use hidden body before clams
-Shoot the crystal and shoot Seath's crystal core with soul spears
-Dupe Sif's soul and the bone

-Level up attunement to 16 and intel to 52
-Equip and unequip the dusk crown ring
-Drop down for RTSR
-Pick up dusk's equipment and enter the DLC
-Equip the dusk crown before guardian and then kill him with 3 soul spears

-Take the bonfire in oolicle
-Send the elevator down, equip and unequip the dusk crown ring
-Sprint over the elevator pressure plate for RTSR and then go back down
-Kill Mr Artorias
-Level up attunement to 19, intel to 52 if it isn't already and vitality to maximum
-Attune fall control and great soul arrow

-Fall control skip
-Use hidden body and go get the crest key
-Use hidden body before the sorcers
-Fall control skip
-Rest

-Use hidden body
-Shoot the sorcer with great soul arrow and pickup dark bead
-Use hidden body again before the humanity phantoms
-Equip and unequip the dusk crown ring
-Jump down for RTSR
-Kill Manus
-Bone out

-Attune dark bead over great soul arrow
-Make your way down to kalameet and use hidden body before the dogs
-Bone back once kalameet has flown to the right behind the mountains from standing on the ledge with the crystal fella
-Talk to Gough and get him to shoot Mr Kalameet
-Use hidden body before dogs
-Equip dusk crown ring and leave it on
-Take the 2 drops down next to the waterfall, unequip the dusk crown ring and equip the RTSR again
-Kill Kalameet with soul spears and dark bead
-Bone out

-Warp to firelink
-Spend all your souls on vitality
-Lower undead burg skip, heal and use hidden body once you land
-Shoot Kappa with dark bead as he is just about to jump for 1 shot kill
-Go down to the depths and shoot the gaping with 2 dark beads in the head
-Bone out

-Dupe Manus' soul twice, replace the RTSR with the covenent of Artorias ring and use fall control all on Firelink's elevator
-Seal skip
-Use fall control before THE room and quit out when you're out
-Kill 4 kings with 2 soul spears and 2 dark beads each
-Bone out

-Go up the elevator, equip and unequip the dusk crown ring
-Go to the undead asylum, jump down to the stray demon fight
-Kill him with 2 dark beads
-Go up the stairs to kill the black knight
-Pick up the doll and bone out

-Go down to the catacombs
-Pull the first leaver
-Make a few drops, then heal
-Kill pinwheel

-Make you way to the bonfire, for safety if you want
-Learn THE route through the tomb of the giants
-Use hidden body at the crstal lizard
-Equip and unequip the dusk crown ring at nito's fog gate and use hidden body
-Kill Mr Nito. Heal once if he screams and bone out when the soul particles fly out

-Go down to blighttown and rest at the bonfire in demon ruins
-Equip and unequip the dusk crown ring, make THE drop for RTSR
-Kill ceaseless with 2 dark beads. Bone back just before you hear the scream.
-Bone back

-Level up your vitality as much as you can but no more than 26
-Make the drop
-Make another drop and kill firesage with 2 dark beads
-Kill centipede
-Kill BoC with the firebomb strat and bone out

-Warp to anor londo
-Make your way towards gywnolin, take the bonfire if you want
-Kill the nigga, run up the spiral staircase and enter the painted world

-Use hidden body before the first bunch of enemies
-Do the skip
-Kill Priscilla
-Bone out

-Warp to firelink
-Drop down to firelink altar
-Offer soul to lordvessel
-Take a sprinting hit off of the first knight for RTSR
-Parry Gwyns jump attack and shoot him twice with dark bead
-Link the flame and quit out when in NG+

WELL DONE

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Split information;

Segment: The time from one split to another, or from start to the first split.

Green split: Ahead of your PB but not your best segment.
Light green split: Ahead of PB but loosing time on current segment.

Red split: Behind your your PB.
Light red: Behind your PB but gaining time on current segment.

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