TES S2 6

Alex: I'm gonna stay down here!
No one really noticed him saying that.
Jozzy: There he is! Bright himself! In.... a huge, iron, tnt powered land-boat-TNT-cannon.
Venom: Well? Do your thing!
Jozzy suddenly shot HUUUUGGGGEEEE streams of LAVA and WATER into the air! It was a spectacular show, then the obsidian came.
Bright: Wha? WHAT IS THIS?
Jozzy coated Bright's vehicle with Obsidian. He quickly dug underground and retreated back to the Red region.
Zach: I reeeeaaaaalllly expected a larger fight.
Volt: Yeah, I was battle ready.
Then, suddenly, everyone thought they were hallucinating. Why? Because Alex came out of the underground meeting room. With Blueberry Waffles.
Sfk: Er...
Howsie: Bu.. but... but how?
Alex: Well, you were talking about bringing dead people back to life, right? Welllll... me and my best buddy, Obsidian Fire, thought, "Hey, we're both great with redstone and programming, right? Well, I bet we COULD bring someone back to life. We did bring Berry back to life, but... the thing is-
Obby: We cloned him way too many times and the clones came out as normal pigs, but with ninja skills. They're not Berry. Just ninja piggies.
Berry: Yep! I'm back!
Alex: So, we decided since this failed so badly, we're never going to test and experiment with it again.
Zach ran up to Berry and squeezed harded than ever.
Zach: BERRY! YOU'RE BACCCCKKKK!!!!!
Berry: And, a herd of ninja piggies!
Suddenly 100s upon 100s of ninja piggies erupted from the meeting room.
Alex: It's not a meeting room anymore! It's a new hiding place for all these pigs! If we're ever in a war and we're desperate enough, we got these guys!
All the pigs rushed back in their room.
Volt: Amazing.