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Azama-Kaze Halloween Scramble

Apr 3rd, 2016
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  1. Asama-Kaze Halloween Scramble:
  2.  
  3. NOTE: This support made absolutely no sense.
  4.  
  5. Part 1:
  6.  
  7. Kaze:
  8. What the...!
  9. Dammit...
  10. Of all the places...
  11. Who thought I would fall over in a place like this?
  12.  
  13. Asama:
  14. Howdy!
  15. Why are you playing around on the ground during such a serious situation?
  16. Regardless of the situation, I still think this is rather immature?
  17.  
  18. Kaze:
  19. No, I wasn't playing around
  20. It seems that there were a lot of tomatoes on the ground
  21. And I seemed to have slipped on one of them
  22. But why on earth are they all here? It seems like such a strange place for tomatoes to be at
  23. Yet their placement...
  24.  
  25. Asama:
  26. Well, that'll be a mystery
  27. Probably the work of some fellow who has no manners whatsoever!
  28. Oh, oh, oh ho ho ho ho!
  29. Ah now I remember, I did this!
  30.  
  31. Kaze:
  32. Huh?
  33.  
  34. Asama:
  35. I intended on confusing the Faceless
  36. And I left the tomatoes like this so they could get caught
  37. But it seems we caught the wrong target and you get caught here
  38. Hahahaha!
  39.  
  40. Kaze:
  41. Is that so...
  42. Because I slipped, I find myself trapped in the ruins
  43. But this trap was meant for the Faceless
  44. I apologize. There is no excuse for me to make such a blunder.   
  45.  
  46. Asama:
  47. No, no, don't apologize.
  48. Even monkeys fall from tress
  49. Sometimes ninjas slip in tomatoes!
  50. So today, let's make this a new proverb for future generations to remember!
  51.  
  52.  
  53. Part 2:
  54.  
  55. Kaze:
  56. Heh, just a little longer...
  57.  
  58. Asama:
  59. Ah, hello there, what are you doing?
  60. Aw....
  61. You really do like to play around, don't you?
  62. Some people call this desperation, but all I see is a man playing with a pumpkin
  63.  
  64. Kaze:
  65. Because tomatoes didn't work
  66. I'll put the inside of the pumpkin along the road
  67. I will trap the Faceless as an apology for your old trap
  68. So I'll make a new trap!
  69.  
  70. Asama:
  71. Hehehehe.
  72. Although someone stupid may fall for this trip, such as me    
  73. I don't think even a Faceless will fall for this trap
  74. Or would you like for me to try it out?
  75. ............
  76. You know, I'm not slipping at all
  77. In fact, it's easy to get stuck in it
  78. Oh poor Setunsa has to clean this mess up
  79. Oh poor pumpkin
  80. You were truly wasted
  81.  
  82. Kaze:
  83. I am sorry, dear pumpkin
  84.  
  85. Asama:
  86. Hehehehe
  87. That pumpkin that you hollowed out in vain
  88. I want to carve a face on it to show you how it feels
  89. Just imagine how it would look!
  90. It would be laughing at what has happened here!
  91.  
  92. Kaze:
  93. Hah!
  94. I have a new idea!
  95.  
  96. Asama:
  97. Eh?
  98.  
  99. Kaze:
  100. Once we defeat the Nosferatu, we can have this pumpkin wander around as your face!
  101. By doing so, we won't have wasted this pumpkin's life!
  102. And I think we can atone for the sins we committed upon this pumpkin!
  103.  
  104. Asama:
  105. Well, well...
  106. I suppose we can do that too
  107.  
  108. Kaze:
  109. That was nice of you agree, Mr. Azama.
  110. Thank you for your opinions
  111. I, Kazu, thank you for an obligation that I shall not soon forget.
  112.  
  113. Asama:
  114. .......
  115. Nothing at all....
  116. Even to a person as annoying as me, he was unaffected
  117. In addition, having me wear a pumpkin, leading a parade and clapping
  118. Sigh, I should have thought this through from the beginning before trying to trick the boy
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