yoshinoya /d/ v0.2

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to /d/ a while ago; you know, /d/?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "futanari" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to /d/ just because it's futanari, fool.
It's only futa, F-U-T-A for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some /d/, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-cum." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you futa if you get out of those seats.
/d/ should be a perverse place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the board can start an orgy at any time,
the fuck-or-be-fucked mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start fapping, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra cum."
Who in the world orders extra cum nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to fap with extra cum?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra cum"?
Coming from a /d/ veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, furniture tf.
That's right, furniture tf. This is the vet's way of fapping.
Furniture tf means more splinters than cum. But on the other hand the time between replies is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's fappable. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the janitors from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with dmitrys.