Zorg Industries personalized message to employees

Life, in which you so nobly believe, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Now take this empty glass. Here it is: peaceful, serene, boring. But if it is… “destroyed”…, look at all these little things! So busy now! Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people (whom you shall become soon), who will be able to feed their children tonight, so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain of… LIFE. You see, dear (future) employee, by causing a little destruction, we are in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business.
I hope you have a nice and productive day, but remember these words of wisdom coming straight out of the Uncle Zorg's omnipotent mind: “If you want something done, do it yourself. Yep!”