ikki and alexis talk about love and problems

[03:49]  * speedingCyclone began pestering perfectlyUnkept
[03:49] <speedingCyclone> Sis!
[03:50] <PerfectlyUnkept> sis!
[03:51] <PerfectlyUnkept> hows everyhin?
[03:51] <PerfectlyUnkept> *everythin
[03:51] <speedingCyclone> Help!
[03:52] <speedingCyclone> I sent Jack to another planet on accident!
[03:53] <PerfectlyUnkept_> u... what?
[03:53] <PerfectlyUnkept_> ikki,  this a joke? im not for reals in the actual mood for jokes
[03:54] <speedingCyclone> No it is not a joke help!!
[03:54] <PerfectlyUnkept_> what in the fuck
[03:54] <PerfectlyUnkept_> is he ok?
[03:54] <speedingCyclone> DO I EVER JOKE JUSTICE DOESNT JOKE!
[03:54] <speedingCyclone> I
[03:54] <speedingCyclone> Think so?
[03:54] <PerfectlyUnkept_> alright, so..
[03:55] <PerfectlyUnkept_> are you sure hes breathin and all dat?
[03:55] <speedingCyclone> Yeah hes breathing!
[03:56] <PerfectlyUnkept_> coolcool
[03:56] <PerfectlyUnkept_> which planet did you fucking sent him and how
[03:56] <speedingCyclone> Well
[03:56] <PerfectlyUnkept_> cuz this is kinda messed up
[03:57] <speedingCyclone> We were playing a game right?
[03:57] <speedingCyclone> Like a normal couple does right?
[03:57] <speedingCyclone> And then he got a flag.
[03:58] <speedingCyclone> And now his secret lair is in some weird place with a lot of stone!
[03:58] <PerfectlyUnkept_> al...right?
[03:58] <PerfectlyUnkept_> so you ARE a thing now
[03:58] <PerfectlyUnkept_> so, he teleported or some shit
[03:59] <PerfectlyUnkept_> sorry sis, dont think i got airmiles for that shit
[03:59] <PerfectlyUnkept_> r u sure he's not on earth right?
[03:59] <speedingCyclone> I uh.
[03:59] <speedingCyclone> Dont know?
[03:59] <PerfectlyUnkept_> you could grab up a gps
[03:59] <PerfectlyUnkept_> or you could do the same flag thing and go rescue his butt
[04:00] <speedingCyclone> I guess.
[04:00] <speedingCyclone> Id need someone to help me do it though.
[04:00] <speedingCyclone> Play the game with me to get to him.
[04:01] <PerfectlyUnkept_> i could help you after i touch base with zela afer b.fast
[04:01] <PerfectlyUnkept_> ye, i can do that
[04:02] <speedingCyclone> Oh yeah, how is she and you?
[04:02] <speedingCyclone> Doing alright?
[04:02] <speedingCyclone> She treating you well?
[04:02] <PerfectlyUnkept_> we, yeah
[04:02] <PerfectlyUnkept_> we r k
[04:02] <PerfectlyUnkept_> why you ask?
[04:03] <speedingCyclone> Well I wanna make sure you guys arent going to break up.
[04:03] <PerfectlyUnkept_> ...
[04:03] <PerfectlyUnkept_> we... arent dating
[04:04] <speedingCyclone> Are you sure?
[04:04] <PerfectlyUnkept_> yes?
[04:04] <PerfectlyUnkept_> we just live together like roomies do!
[04:04] <speedingCyclone> Cuz you guys seem like a pair.
[04:04] <PerfectlyUnkept_> we do?
[04:05] <speedingCyclone> Yeah!
[04:05] <speedingCyclone> Like peanut butter and space jelly!
[04:05] <PerfectlyUnkept_> oh god
[04:05] <PerfectlyUnkept_> is it THAT noticiable?!
[04:05] <speedingCyclone> Well yeah!
[04:05] <PerfectlyUnkept_> i had to fucking rule out alcohol cuz we get too friendly on that shif ffs
[04:06] <speedingCyclone> Why would you keep it secret?
[04:06] <speedingCyclone> Your love for each other is so sweet! :)
[04:06] <PerfectlyUnkept_> we dont love eachother!
[04:06] <speedingCyclone> Dont lie to justice or love!
[04:07] <PerfectlyUnkept_> what in the fucking fuck?!
[04:07] <PerfectlyUnkept_> ikki, please. do i...
[04:07] <PerfectlyUnkept_> uhhh
[04:07] <PerfectlyUnkept_> oh man
[04:07] <speedingCyclone> Whats up?
[04:07] <PerfectlyUnkept_> nonono
[04:07] <PerfectlyUnkept_> nothing
[04:07] <PerfectlyUnkept_> just remembering shit
[04:07] <PerfectlyUnkept_> vietnam flashback style
[04:08] <speedingCyclone> It sounds like something!
[04:08] <speedingCyclone> Im concerned.
[04:08] <PerfectlyUnkept_> u really dont  want to hear about it
[04:09] <PerfectlyUnkept_> oh man, i dont think it would be LEGAL to tell you that shit
[04:09] <speedingCyclone> I do!
[04:09] <speedingCyclone> Because I am your sister!
[04:09] <PerfectlyUnkept_> alright so, for starters, i have been lying bout lots of shit
[04:10] <PerfectlyUnkept_> we'll breach that shit later
[04:10] <PerfectlyUnkept_> so, bout the thing
[04:10] <PerfectlyUnkept_> the REASON i ruled alcohol out is because ahzela and i got too touchy feely
[04:10] <PerfectlyUnkept_> dont want to... specify
[04:11] <speedingCyclone> Right.
[04:11] <PerfectlyUnkept_> it was, real bad when we woke up
[04:11] <PerfectlyUnkept_> real scared, real hangover
[04:12] <PerfectlyUnkept_> i dont think either of us is like...
[04:13] <PerfectlyUnkept_> how the fuck do i finish this sentence
[04:14] <PerfectlyUnkept_> ikki help me up here
[04:15] <speedingCyclone> I believe in you!
[04:15] <speedingCyclone> You can say it!
[04:16] <PerfectlyUnkept_> im not sure i like zela that way, ikki, and im sure zela doesnt too
[04:17] <PerfectlyUnkept_> we had real pretty damn close calls before but... no!
[04:18] <PerfectlyUnkept_> we always freak out about that shit, its just
[04:18] <PerfectlyUnkept_> it feels wrong to think bout
[04:19] <speedingCyclone> You should try it!
[04:19] <speedingCyclone> Love is good!
[04:19] <speedingCyclone> You just need to understand the concept of it.
[04:20] <PerfectlyUnkept_> nononono.
[04:20] <PerfectlyUnkept_> that's the problem tho
[04:20] <PerfectlyUnkept_> its... ahzela!
[04:20] <speedingCyclone> What about her?
[04:20] <PerfectlyUnkept_> IDK
[04:21] <speedingCyclone> Shes a hot alien! Whats not to like!
[04:21] <PerfectlyUnkept_> i think we are too close to do that sorts of stuff
[04:21] <PerfectlyUnkept_> YEAH
[04:21] <PerfectlyUnkept_> she IS ho
[04:21] <PerfectlyUnkept_> *hot
[04:21] <speedingCyclone> If I didnt already know.
[04:21] <speedingCyclone> Id say you would have been married already.
[04:21] <PerfectlyUnkept_> god damn she looks fine in lingerie but... it feels wrong!
[04:22] <speedingCyclone> Why?
[04:22] <PerfectlyUnkept_> idk, you tell me
[04:23] <PerfectlyUnkept_> too much familiarity?
[04:24] <PerfectlyUnkept_> i probs wouldn't mind the weird non-matching parts but yeah, its just... idk
[04:24] <PerfectlyUnkept_> i feel like if i do this im gonna lose ahzela as... ahzela.
[04:25] <speedingCyclone> Why would you think that?
[04:25] <speedingCyclone> I bet ahzela loves you too.
[04:25] <PerfectlyUnkept_> what if she doesn't?
[04:25] <PerfectlyUnkept_> im not even sure I love her, why the fuck are we talking like i did?!
[04:26] <speedingCyclone> Cuz I know you do.
[04:27] <PerfectlyUnkept_> ikki, sometimes i really hae you
[04:27] <PerfectlyUnkept_> *hate
[04:27] <PerfectlyUnkept_> god dammit, alright, lets say i do love her. then what?!
[04:27] <speedingCyclone> Ill ignore the hate comment.
[04:27] <speedingCyclone> Then tell her!
[04:28] <PerfectlyUnkept_> what if it doesnt work
[04:28] <PerfectlyUnkept_> i would fuck up somethin real good
[04:28] <speedingCyclone> Blah blah blah what ifs.
[04:28] <speedingCyclone> Who caaaaares about what ifs.
[04:28] <PerfectlyUnkept_> why are we even assuming im a lesbian?!
[04:29] <speedingCyclone> You could be bi.
[04:29] <PerfectlyUnkept_> well yeah, p much
[04:30] <PerfectlyUnkept_> well, there's nothing much to talk bout that thing
[04:30] <PerfectlyUnkept_> yeah, you COULD say im kind of... well
[04:30] <PerfectlyUnkept_> yeah
[04:30] <PerfectlyUnkept_> yeah...
[04:30] <PerfectlyUnkept_> ...
[04:31] <speedingCyclone> Be
[04:31] <speedingCyclone> Honest
[04:31] <PerfectlyUnkept_> yeah, im pretty motherfucking gay
[04:31] <speedingCyclone> Yeah you are.
[04:31] <PerfectlyUnkept_> like holy shit, if it wasnt ikki it would have been the current big sis
[04:32] <PerfectlyUnkept_> *ahzela
[04:32] <PerfectlyUnkept_> how's she btw?
[04:32] <speedingCyclone> Busy.
[04:32] <PerfectlyUnkept_> oh, ok. tell her i said hi
[04:32] <speedingCyclone> She can make pancakes. Did you know that?
[04:32] <PerfectlyUnkept_> yeah, i taught her
[04:33] <PerfectlyUnkept_> i did all the cooking back in the day, dont you remember iks?
[04:33] <PerfectlyUnkept_> well, all of us did
[04:33] <PerfectlyUnkept_> mostly me and rick. 'nyways
[04:33] <PerfectlyUnkept_> am i really that gay?
[04:33] <speedingCyclone> Whaaaat.
[04:34] <speedingCyclone> Uh.
[04:34] <speedingCyclone> Sure I guess?
[04:34] <speedingCyclone> I just kind of assumed.
[04:34] <PerfectlyUnkept_> like... if you were walking down the street it would be like "hey, look at her, my damn gaydar senses r goin into overdrive"
[04:35] <PerfectlyUnkept_> that?
[04:36] <speedingCyclone> Yeah.
[04:36] <PerfectlyUnkept_> woah
[04:37] <PerfectlyUnkept_> guess that's a thing then...................................
[04:37] <speedingCyclone> Also you looked at some of the other ladies in weird ways while we were in the juggernauts.
[04:37] <speedingCyclone> Never me though.
[04:37] <PerfectlyUnkept_> i did?
[04:37] <PerfectlyUnkept_> well yeah i did
[04:38] <PerfectlyUnkept_> only sometimes!
[04:38] <PerfectlyUnkept_> i was too busy taking care of shit to ogle
[04:38] <PerfectlyUnkept_> like... cooking, or beating some dude's teeth in
[04:39] <speedingCyclone> Yeah!
[04:41] <PerfectlyUnkept_> apparently it was pretty god damn obvious i was into girls
[04:41] <PerfectlyUnkept_> im still wrappin my head round this u kno?
[04:41] <speedingCyclone> Of course.
[04:41] <speedingCyclone> Im still wrapping my head around Jack.
[04:42] <PerfectlyUnkept_> was.... it nice?
[04:43] <PerfectlyUnkept_> so i guess he's also... not that evil anymore
[04:44] <speedingCyclone> It was
[04:44] <speedingCyclone> Weird.
[04:44] <speedingCyclone> Good weird.
[04:44] <PerfectlyUnkept_> heh
[04:44] <PerfectlyUnkept_> that MIGHT be that love thing you keep talking 'bout
[04:46] <speedingCyclone> Maybe.
[04:46] <speedingCyclone> I need to understand the concept of love myself.
[04:46] <speedingCyclone> Is that why I feel worried for him so much>
[04:46] <speedingCyclone> ?
[04:47] <PerfectlyUnkept_> kinda
[04:47] <PerfectlyUnkept_> maybe?
[04:47] <PerfectlyUnkept_> man, we gotta work this shit
[04:47] <speedingCyclone> EITHER WAY!!!
[04:47] <speedingCyclone> You gotta help me with this game!
[04:47] <PerfectlyUnkept_> yeah yeah
[04:48] <PerfectlyUnkept_> after breakfast. you just make sure that jack is alive
[04:48] <PerfectlyUnkept_> talk to him
[04:48] <PerfectlyUnkept_> touch bases or something
[04:48] <PerfectlyUnkept_> touch bases or something
[04:49] <PerfectlyUnkept_> talk... life
[04:49] <PerfectlyUnkept_> yeah, that's good talk
[04:49] <speedingCyclone> Yeah
[04:49] <speedingCyclone> Yeah
[04:49] <speedingCyclone> Will do.
[04:50] <speedingCyclone> Talk to Ahzela alright sis?
[04:50] <PerfectlyUnkept_> will do
[04:50] <PerfectlyUnkept_> maybe
[04:50] <PerfectlyUnkept_> no, ill... ill do it
[04:51] <PerfectlyUnkept_> yeah, guess i gotta go be pretty goddamn gay sis
[04:51] <PerfectlyUnkept_> cya soon
[04:51]  * PerfectlyUnkept_ [PU] has thrown this conversation back into the pile