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Once upon a time there was a cartridge for a game called Super Holyshit Incredible Tactics
Nobody played it because it was shit
But some guy with bad opinions thought it was good so he played it
And it was really bad but he liked it
So he kept playing it
He found that his fedora was getting tighter
and tighter
and tighter
He thought it was going to cut off his circulation so he unsheathed his katana to try to cut it off, but it became hard as a european sword, so he couldn't break it with his flimsy weeaboo sword
And then he passed out
When he woke up he was in a volcano except the lava was all brown
His favorite fedora was missing and his katana was broken in half
He saw a greatsword next to the katana and but didn't take it for self-defense because he was a hipster piece of shit
So he tried to climb out of the volcano

The hipster faggot saw a floating platform and thought it was a video game world so he tried to jump like Mario
He fell down and landed on an even lower platform at the base of the volcano
He decided to wait and see if he would wake up
But then out of the ground rose SKELETONS
They started to attack him and he tried to run but he couldn't
He tried using fighting game moves but then he realized he never played fighting games because he sucked at them while blaming the games themselves for being "button mashers with no skill involved."
So he got his ass kicked
The skeletons threw his near-dead body off the platform
And he landed in the volcano's burning hot lava
Except it wasn't lava
It was SHIIIIIIIIIT
And he suffocated in the flaming hot sea of human feces
He was never seen or heard from again
Everyone was happy