The Night Konami Went Crazy

[Parody of "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw]

Down in Minato all the devs were codin' games
For the dumb gaijin girls and the dumb gaijin boys
When Kozuki kicked in, nearly set off the alarms [Have a MGS "!" sound here]
Had a Gunto in his hands, and cheap Sake from the bar
From his jaw to his shoes, he was covered in nanos
Like a power-mad senator from Colorado
And he smiled as he said, mask covering up his cough,
"Merry Krisumatsu, now you're arr raid offu!" [Note: "Krisumatsu" is Krih-sue-maht-sue]

The night Konami went crazy
The night Kojima got cut
Realized Pachinko'd be gettin' a great deal
Something finally must have driven him nuts

Well the HQ got rented to salvage his wallet
Everywhere you'll find copies of Metal Gear Solid
And he tied up his IP's and he held the devs hostage
And he ground up poor Frogger into roadkill sausage
He got Bill Lance and Jimbo with a laser and spreadgun
And he blew up Bomberman with a megaton
And he picked up a hairspray can and he barbequed Big Boss
And he took a big bite and said, "not bad, needs more soy sauce"

The night Konami went crazy
The night the Belmonts got axed
Now you can't hardly walk some parts of Tokyo
Without someone evading tax

There's the JSDF and the PSIA
There's the guy from Super Bunnyhop
And some Cypher's circlin' 'round' in the sky
And the fanboys are bawlin', the stock price's fallin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, Konami why?
My my my my my my
You used to be pretty good

Yes, DSP, now Kojima's movin' on
In a contract with Sony after Konami's con
Hey, LPer, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be running the industry in 6 or 7 more years
But now Del Toro's given up and Reedus's still nervous
And consoles are going the way of the postal service
And they say Gabe Newell, he's on the Skype every night
With his dev team negotiating the PC rights

They're postin' bout - the night Konami went crazy
The night Gradius got gunned
Karoshi'd for a few thousand yen
Sounds to me like he just hated us havin' fun

Wo, the night Konami went crazy
The night Silent Hill got spooked
Realized Pachinko'd be getting a great deal
Something finally must have snapped with that gook
Wo, something finally must have snapped with that gook
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... with that gook