Foal's Play Part 1

>Boring day in Equestria
>You wake up and go into the bathroom
>You shower and shave
>Fluttershy is there taking a shit
>Your brain computes that she had been there the entire time
>Execute freak the fuck out
>You scream
>"Is...scat your fetish Anon?"
>She gets cute scrunchy face before splattering her bowels into your toilet
Fluttershy...no. Leave me alone.
>You walk downstairs and hear the shower come on
Fucking Fluttershy.
>You reheat last night's soup
>There's a knock on the door
>You open it and are greeted by a newspaper hitting your face
>Derpy flies away
>"Sorry Anon!"
>You pick up the newspaper and close the door
>You sit on the couch and read the paper like you always do
>There's no TV so this is the most entertaining thing
>You skim a bunch of articles until you see one that's interesting
Psychotic murderer unicorn found dead after an explosion in a toy store?
>You read it
>The psychotic horsestrangler "James Lee Hay" was wounded with a shot of magic and was about to escape the guard after him when a bolt of lightning struck the building, killing him and blowing up some of the store
>Fluttershy flies downstairs
>"Whatcha reading hun?"
Don't call me that. And this article about a strangler who died.
>"James Lee Hay?"
>You put down the paper and look at her
>She has her hair up in a towel and looks quite cute
How did you know that?
>"Well it's not like every day somep0ny gets strangled...that's a serious crime you know. As soon as somep0ny heard about it, everyp0ny heard about it."
Oh alright.
>She comes over and nuzzles your arm
>"Is learning your fetish?"
>You push her off of you
No Fluttershy.
>She goes into your kitchen and starts eating your soup
What the fuck I made that for me not you!
>She looks up with it on her lips
>"You wanna share?"
Ugh nevermind...
>She continues eating
>She's gotten a lot more forward with things now
>She pretends you two are a couple
>And as long as she doesn't try anything too horrific then you don't care
>Besides it's better than her trying to rape you
>You make some toast and crunch on it while having a staring contest with Flutters
>She blinks when she looks down to see how much soup is left
Haha! Gotcha! I win!
>She pouts
>"I always win..."
>You stand up and do your victory speech
NYAH NYAHH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH! I won!
>Sweetie Bell comes downstairs
>"What are you doing Mr. Anon?"
>You freeze
>Oh right
>You have to babysit her all week
>Fucking Alcohol making you forget shit
>Rarity and her parents took a vacation
>They told Sweetie Bell it was a business trip but truth is they hated being in the same house as her at night
>She snores like a bear
>You fix up a balanced breakfast of...eggs
>That's all you have
Sorry Sweetie Bell. All I have is eggs.
>"It's okay Mr. Anon! I love eggs!"
Just call me Anon okay?
>She smiles at you as she eats her eggs
>Fluttershy puts her-well your bowl in the sink
>"Anon honey can we go to the market today?"
I told you not to call me that.
>"No I said hun before."
>You just stare at her
>She hides behind her mane
>"W-well I just think that we need some more food if we're going to watch Sweetie Bell all week."
Yeah I guess you're right...but who said you were going to watch her with me?
>"I told Rarity that me and you would take great care of Sweetie Bell while on their vaca-erm...business trip."
>That does explain why she kinda just dropped her off last night
Okay. I don't have any bits though.
>"It's okay. I'll pay for what we need."
>Sweetie Bell finishes and tries to put her plate in the sink
>She fails miserably
>It falls and shatters
>You walk to her
>She flinches when you reach to get a piece of broken plate out of her mane
Hey...I'm not going to hurt you...
>"B-but I just b-broke your p-plate! R-rarity would have-"
>She just stops talking
>You nod in understanding
>You walk over to the mess and sweep it into the trash
I'm not Rarity though.
>She hugs your waist tight as fuck
>You pry her off you and put her on your shoulders
>You run around in circles as Fluttershy takes off her towel and gets her saddlepack
>She gets back and giggles at you both
>You stop and both you and Sweetie are dizzy
>You manage to stay upright though
>You go to the market with Sweetie still on your shoulders
>"Gee Anon I feel so tall!"
>You laugh
>"ANON!"
What Sweetie?
>"Put me down put me down!"
>You pick her off of you and set her down
>She looks at you both
>"Come on! I've wanted one of these for like ever!"
>She pulls you both to a toy stand
>She points to a box with a doll version of a ginger pony
>It even has freckles
>It's called the Cool Colt
>You resist the rustling of jimmies
>"Sweetie Bell I don't know..."
>She looks at her with the sad face
>Fluttershy looks at you
It's your bits...
>"Oh alright..."
>Sweetie Squees as you pick the box up and Fluttershy pays for it
>The rest of your time out Sweetie spends talking about how much she wanted it, how much she loves you and Fluttershy, and what she and the doll were going to do together
>Basically everything
>You get home and it's already sundown
>Like what the actual fuck?
>Oh right
>Different realm different time span
>Sweetie Bell takes the box and opens it
>She takes out the doll and sets it on a chair
>You start cooking up some of your famous Spaghetti!
>Just kidding it's not famous it's just Pongu with noodles
>Pongu
>You know?
>It's Ragu from this universe stupid
>N-E ways you cook that shit up
>You serve some to Sweetie, then to Flutters, then for yourself
>"Anon can you get some for Jamie?"
Who?
>"My Cool Colt doll. He's awful hungry."
It's a doll. Dolls can't eat.
>"Yes he can!"
>She moves closer to it
>"Right Jamie?"
>It talks back
>"Hi! I'm Jamie! And I'm the coolest friend you'll have! Awesome!"
>You lean to Flutters and whisper
Rainbow would get a kick out of this right?
>She giggles and whispers back
>"She already has one."
>You lean back unsure of how to respond to that
Sweetie Bell I'm not giving a doll my food.
>"Oh alright. Sorry Jamie. Anon doesn't trust you yet. You can have some of my food!"
Sweetie Bell...don't give that doll your food.
>She moves closer with her spaghetti
Sweetie nooo.
>She lifts her plate up and the spaghetti slides all over the doll and the floor
SWEETIE BELL! GO UPSTAIRS AND GO TO BED!
>She grabs the doll and runs upstairs crying
>"Maybe you were a little too harsh?"
No I wasn't. I told her not to do something and right in front of my face she did it.
>Fluttershy scoots closer
>"Is defiance your fetish?"
God damnit no Fluttershy...
>You finish your spaghetti angrily
>You scrub the food off of the floor angrily
>You slam it in the trash can because fuck you're angry
>You stomp when bringing the trash out to the curb because mother fucker that really rustled your jimmies
>Fluttershy stops you
>"You need to relax Anon. I know you hate it when somep0ny doesn't listen but it's not like you can just scream at fillies all day!"
>Damn
>You sit down and Fluttershy sits next to you
I guess...maybe I wasn't harsh enough...
>"WHAT?!"
>You stand up and take off your belt
>You put it in whip form
>Fluttershy stops you again
>She takes the belt
>"I'll do it. You've had a long day you should just go to bed."
Fine.
>You go upstairs and lay in your bed
>You hear the microwave go off
>Then you hear hoofsteps to Sweetie Bell's door
>The door shuts
>You hear no screams and one giggle
>Then her door closes again and yours opens
>You pretend like you're sleeping as Fluttershy gets in bed next to you
>She grabs your ass
I'm not asleep.
>You hear a faint eep
I know you didn't beat her.
>"H-how did you know?"
I knew you wouldn't...
>"I couldn't Anon..."
>You turn to her
>She's crying
>Aww she looks so cute
>You snuggle the fuck out of that teary eyed pony
>Then she farts
Nope.
>You stand up and take a pillow to the floor
>She whines a little and you hear a small apology
>You go to sleep