Dungeon of Madness, Part 2

<DM> *Last time! You folks received a request to go search for some Kokiri that somehow got lost in the Forest Temple, even though they're supposedly the ones that are best at finding things. ... that makes plenty of sense.
<DM> *You all received hookshots and entered the temple, finding it oh so odd that there was this weird, dark mass of darkness in the middle of the ceiling in the first room, and before you could think of turning tail, one of you geniuses hit a switch that blocked the only way out.
<DM> *You fought some weird enemies, and somehow got a Red Bubble on your side, Alexander. With that cleared out of the way, you're ready to move onwards in the dungeon.
<DM> -=QUEST CONTINUE, PART 2=-
<DM> *With the enemies defeated, the way forward into the hallway to the north is clear.
<DM> *The dark mass of energy still looms over you folks, hanging on the ceiling.
* Orithan hits the switch that Alexander hit previously with her Boomerang.
<DM> *It does not revert.
<Orithan> *Attempting to reopen the way out.
<DM> *Congrats Alexander, YOU TRAPPED THEM ALL FOR ALL ETERNITY, WHOO!
<Alexander> *yay*
<Alexander> Hmmm
<Alexander> I wonder if we can climb out the top...
<DM> *In the corner of the room, Serra is perpetually walking towards a wall, and Charizard still doesn't exist.
<Orithan> (There are ways going north and west, correct?)
<DM> *The trees reach up close to the ceiling, and the ceiling does have holes in it. From the trees to the holes, you can make it with a Courage jump beating 10 successes... in theory.
<DM> *As for routes, there's north towards a hallway and south towards a blocked exit.
<Mus> Onwards!
<Mus> Lets go north.
<DM> *You head north, passing through a metal door with a metal tipped arrow sticking through it.
* BlackShell appears out of nowhere and slams into the DM.
* DM is suddenly in pain.
<DM> *You arrive in a hallway painted by DM's blood, courtesies of your racist black shells.
<Mus> (Remember, Alexander should have a Bubble with him)
<DM> (he does)
<Alexander> (yes)
<Alexander> (His name is Bacon, btw)
<Mus> (You might want to shell that)
* Alexander names BlackShell bacon
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo is walking into the wall of shenaniganeous shenanigans
* RedBubble wobbles around, following Alexander while shakily hovering above the ground.
* Lunaria quietly spectates
* Lunaria from the shadows
<Alexander> Man.. it almost feels like we're being watched...
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ... What's a feels?
<DM> *It's a damp hallway with faint lights filtering in from cracks in the greenish, moldy stone walls. On the other side of the hallway is a closed door. It's got chains wrapped around it though.
<DM> *On the side wall of the hallway, there appears to be yet another switch. It does not appear to be triggered yet.
* Mus carefully inspects the stone walls and floor, looking for nasty traps.
* GreenShell appears from a crack in the wall and flies off in a random direction.
<DM> *Asides from random shells flying from one crack to another, there does not appear to be any traps, Mus.
<Mus> OoO
* Mus catches sight of the switch.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo fires an arrow at the ceiling, reluctant of the shenanigans beholding
<Mus> Let's not hit that this time. We should inspect the hallway for ways to get rid of the chains on the door.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $30d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 4, 2, 10, 3, 2, 2, 2, 4, 5, 1, 1, 1, 4, 2, 8, 8, 4, 10, 9, 6, 5, 7, 4, 3, 2, 8, 3 and 5. Total: 135. Successes: 14.
<DM> *Your arrow hits the ceiling! ... and in response a.....
<DM> $1d4
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<DM> *A black shell appears from one of the walls, aiming at you, Iyaruka_Aetashigo! Roll Courage vs. 15 successes!
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> FFASUDKl
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $22d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 3, 8, 10, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9, 9, 7, 2, 1, 1, 7, 1, 6, 7, 6, 5 and 10. Total: 128. Successes: 17.
<DM> *You barely manage to dodge out of the way as it zooms back through the fourth wall and kills the DM! ....... ow........ agony.
<DM> *As you check out the door Mus, you notice a lock on the door.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> EOWFAS
* Mus inspects the lock.
<DM> *It looks like a key could fit in this lock.
<DM> *....... WELL WHAT ELSE DID YOU EXPECT?
* ObviousDM will now state the obvious for the remainder of this session.
* DM hides.
* BlueShell flies out of a random crack in the wall and chases down DM.
* Mus looks back at the party and asks the party "By any chance does anyone have a key of some sort?"
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo holds up a Metal Tipped Arrow
<DM> ... you're serious.
* Mus steps aside
<Mus> I don't think we should try shooting the lock.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo puts the arrow away
<Mus> But instead...
* Mus lights a PSI Flare on one of the chains.
* RedBubble bashes its head against a wall.
<Mus> $12d10
<Navi> Mus: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 8, 2, 3, 2, 10, 4, 5, 8, 4 and 6. Total: 65. Successes: 7.
* RedShell flies out of the wall in a random direction.
<DM> *Your PSI Flare hits the chains! .... the chains go hot for a moment, but quickly cool down.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo is still wondering why she didn't by BOMB ARROWS before the quest started
<Mus> Drat, must be some special heat treated chains.
<DM> *I love how you guys are trying to break your way through a locked door.
<Mus> 10h 6m
* Mus backs off to the rest of the party.
<Mus> Now we should hit the crystal, since there isn't anything else to do.
* RedBubble wanders over to the crystal switch.
* Mus opens her sack and pulls out a Magic jar, and then consumes it.
<Mus> 10h 10m
<Alexander> Hmm
* RedBubble bashes its head against the switch.
<Alexander> I don't want Bacon to get hurt from the sun
<Alexander> .. Or from hitting switches
<DM> *The switch triggers.
* Alexander grabs a random shell and puts it on Mr. Bacon
* RedBubble feels suppressed.
<DM> *A quick tune plays throughout the hallway....... and from the room behind you, you hear a something screaming with a deep, monstrous voice.
<DM> *Darkness begins to creep around the walls, slowly blocking out the incoming light.
* Mus turns back and calls out to everyone "South!"
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> South?
<DM> *Mus must mean the civil war- I mean uhhhh
* RedBubble would be able to light the way for you guys, but its master decided to stick a shell over its head, suppressing the flaming lights emitting from its skull.
<DM> *Mus, you go south, and lo and behold, the barrier around that darkness at the ceiling is gone.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo fires a random arrow somewhere, because it's dark
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $30d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 5, 6, 7, 1, 6, 9, 6, 4, 3, 9, 10, 1, 6, 5, 8, 3, 10, 8, 7, 6, 7, 10, 8, 4, 1, 10, 10 and 3. Total: 186. Successes: 27.
* BlackShell flies out of the darkness in a random direction and slams into the DM.
<DM> *The mass of darkness plops down to the ground, tearing away at the ground around it.
<DM> *Your arrow hits a wall still cause you're still in that hallway.
* Mus backs off towards the hallway
<DM> *From the mass of darkness, a small being, cloaked in the darkness emerges. It looks like... a Kokiri... except all evil and crap.
<DM> .... hang on, I gotta run that line through gizoogle
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo tries to find the way out, help
<DM> oh that's perfect
<DM> "From tha mass of darkness, a lil' small-ass being, cloaked up in tha darknizz emerges. Well shiiit, it looks like... a Kokiri... except all evil n' crap.."
* Mus reopens the door and calls out to everyone inside "We have a situation"
<DM> [Kokiri]: Ahhh, more beings to devour upon! Let darkness consume the hearts of all!
<DM> *The Kokiri draws a shield... and a ball and chain.
* Mus pokes Alexander and Iyaruka_Aetashigo for responses
<DM> *Light returns to the hallway, if only enough for you guys to be able to see.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo would respond, but she doesn't really know Hylian too well
* Mus geustres Iyaruka to move into the big room with her.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo follows
* Mus waits for Alexander to respond.
<DM> Mini-boss stats/profile is up - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-868-post-2008.html#pid2008
* DarkEnergyMass continue to pulsates in the middle of the entrance room, slowly sapping life from the two nearby trees.
<Fondo> Now, offer your lives to me!
<DM> *Okee dokey, when you're ready to battle, roll inits!
<Fondo> $init 1d14
<Navi> Fondo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<DM> (HAH)
<Mus> $1d10
<Navi> Mus: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 6. Total: 6. Successes: 1.
* DarkEnergyMass is a target in the battle, but will not join the initiative cause it doesn't do anything except offer life support to Fondo.
<Mus> $init 1d10
<Navi> Mus: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
* DM pokes Iyaruka_Aetashigo and Alexander for initiatives.
<Mus> (as well as RedBubble
* RedBubble finally pokes its way through the shell (wat) and joins the battle alongside Alexander.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $init 1d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<RedBubble> $init 1d10
<Navi> RedBubble: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
* DM pokes Alexander with a stick.
<DM> (Okay, Alexander, whenever ya return, use $init j
<DM> $init s
<Navi> The battle has begun!
<Navi> ROUND 1: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3) and Fondo (2).
<DM> *Planning phase starto! ..... ooooooh this battle was noooooooot intended for 2 + bubble vs. mini-boss.
<DM> *Especially if you go for the crazy route of winning (see EFFECT 2 of Dark Energy Innate on Fondo)
<DM> *10 minutes on timer, start time of :40
<DM> *If yer not in #zurpgteam, get over there. RedBubble won't join you though.
<DM> -=QUEST PAUSE, waitin' fer player 3 to return=-
<Alexander> $init 8
<Navi> Alexander: That is not an initiative roll.
<Alexander> $init 10d8
<Navi> Alexander: A battle is already in progress. You may join with $init join.
<Alexander> $init j
<Navi> Alexander has entered the fray.
<DM> -=QUEST UNPAUSE=-
<DM> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 1: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
<DM> *Plannin' phase a go-go, 10 minutes on timer, :49
<DM> relinking to miniboss profile - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-868-post-2008.html#pid2008
<DM> although DarkEnergyMass is not in the turn order, it is in the battle
<RedBubble> 19h, 5m
* Fondo twirls the iron ball and chain he's carrying around.
<DM> *Oh yeah, enemy action is seeeeeet.
<DM> *5 minutes on timer, ain't got nothin' yet.
* DM pokes Mus, Iyaruka_Aetashigo and Alexander - 2 minutes on timer, unless ya need a little more time.
<Mus> My attack is in
<DM> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 1: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
<DM> * Iyaruka_Aetashigo fires a Metal Tipped Arrow at DarkEnergyMass! ($30d10 vs Courage), +0 damage.
* Alexander sent in his attack too
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $30d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 5, 6, 9, 2, 8, 1, 5, 10, 7, 3, 1, 7, 3, 2, 3, 10, 10, 6, 4, 1, 3, 7, 4, 10, 3, 2, 4 and 4. Total: 147. Successes: 18.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $endturn
* DarkEnergyMass is hit, taking 18 damage!
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo has ended their turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
<DarkEnergyMass> 62h, 20m
<DM> *Mus pays the maintanence cost for her robe and COVERS Alexander before proceeding to throw her Boomerang at Dark Matter ($15d10 vs Power), +0 Damage
<Mus> $15d10
<Navi> Mus: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 9, 7, 3, 6, 5, 1, 6, 3, 8, 6, 2, 10 and 6. Total: 81. Successes: 11.
* Fondo takes 2 neutral damage and gains 3 attack dice.
* Fondo gets that again.
<Mus> 10h 9m | Covering Alexander
* DarkEnergyMass is hit, taking 11 damage.
<DarkEnergyMass> 51h, 20m
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Mus's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
<Fondo> 6h, 9m | +6 Attack Dice
<DM> *RedBubble uses Cover on Alexander…. annnnd:
<DM> <Alexander> <Alexander> GO, MR. BACON! Use DISABLE on FONDO! (Courage + 10 vs Courage)Damage: 5
<DM> <Alexander> <Alexander> EFFECT: Target gets one stack of the Physically Disabled Affliction:
<DM> <Alexander> <Alexander>     Target cannot use any Attack that has no Magic Cost.
<DM> <Alexander> <Alexander>     Stacking Physically Disabled only acts as a buffer.
<RedBubble> $25d10
<Navi> RedBubble: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 3, 10, 6, 1, 3, 2, 4, 3, 4, 1, 6, 1, 1, 9, 5, 6, 5, 10, 9, 4, 5, 2 and 1. Total: 110. Successes: 13.
<Fondo> $14d10
<Navi> Fondo: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 5, 9, 10, 2, 6, 1, 1, 10, 4, 6, 7 and 6. Total: 73. Successes: 11.
* Fondo is HIT!
* Fondo loses 2 armor.
* Fondo is now physically disabled.
<Fondo> Gah, using my own creations against me!
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended RedBubble's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
<Fondo> 6h, 9m | +6 Attack Dice | 8 Armor | Physical Disabled
<DM> *Fondo starts off with casting Haste, Alpha (+2 Dice) and Second Chance on himself (reroll time!).
<Fondo> 6h, 3m | +8 Attack Dice | +2 Defense Dice | 8 Armor | Physical Disabled | Second Chance
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Fondo's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
<DM> * Alexander Slashes the Dark Matter! ($14d10 vs Courage) Damage: +0
<Alexander> $14d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 7, 1, 7, 6, 6, 9, 2, 2, 4, 8, 7 and 8. Total: 83. Successes: 10.
* DarkEnergyMass is hit, taking 10 damage!
<DarkEnergyMass> 41h, 20m
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Alexander's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
* DarkEnergyMass siphons 1 heart from Iyaruka_Aetashigo, Mus and Alexander automatically, ignoring armor!
<DarkEnergyMass> 44h, 20m
* Fondo naturally feeds off DarkEnergyMass.
<Alexander> HP: 11/12
* Fondo siphons 6 hearts and 6 magic from DarkEnergyMass.
<Mus> 9h 9m | Covering Alexander
<DarkEnergyMass> 35h, 14m
<RedBubble> 19h, 5m
<Fondo> 10h, 9m | +11 Attack Dice | +2 Defense Dice | 8 Armor | Physical Disabled | Second Chance
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo recovers 1 heart at the start of every round, thanks to the ARMOR
<DM> *10 minutes on timer, planning phase starto, :05
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> 7h, 6m
<Fondo> Hah, I may not be able to move, but I don't need to for fools like you all!
<DM> (Sooo... you guys realize this guy is now capable of one-shotting you guys, right?
<Mus> (That I forgot)
<Mus> However, Since Golden Charge is just one turn...
<DM> *Enemy action set.
<DM> *5 minutes on timer!
<DM> waitin' on a Iyaruka_Aetashigo
<DM> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 2: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
<DM> * Iyaruka_Aetashigo fires a Metal Tipped Arrow at Fondo! | ($30d10 vs Courage), +0 damage. | + EFFECT
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $30d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 7, 2, 5, 1, 1, 4, 5, 10, 4, 3, 10, 7, 7, 2, 3, 4, 1, 5, 1, 3, 4, 1, 8, 4, 9, 10, 7 and 2. Total: 134. Successes: 15.
<Fondo> $16d10
<Navi> Fondo: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 6, 6, 4, 5, 9, 5, 6, 9, 4, 1, 6, 8, 10 and 3. Total: 93. Successes: 12.
* Fondo opts not for the reroll.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> EFFECT 1: When you successfully hit a target with a single target attack, target gets one stack of the Defense Break Affliction.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Target's bonus Defense Dice are reduced to 0.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> (Defense Break)
<Fondo> !!!
<DM> (touche)
<Fondo> 10h, 9m | +11 Attack Dice | Defense Break | 6 Armor | Physical Disabled | Second Chance
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $endturn
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo has ended their turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
* Fondo takes no damage from the attack as it bounces off the armor.
<DM> * Mus charges up her Golden throw, ready to throw it straight at the Kokiri at the end of her turn ($15d10 vs Wisdom -6), +0 Damage, Ignores Shields
<DM> (so that doesn't hit till... end of your next turn?)
<DM> (I forgot how golden throw hits)
<Mus> (didn't we say something about 1-turn charge attacks can be done within a turn?)
<Mus> (since it also takes the support action)
<DM> ...... brb a few minutes
<Alexander> * --== QUEST BRB? ==-- *
<DM> (1 turn charge attacks have to take the existing turn to actually charge it
<Mus> (oh)
<Mus> (I guess I misread that)
<DM> ...... I..... hate........ it...... when my friend...... suddenly calls...... and goes like "hey A PROPHECY IS HAPPENING IT'S SUPER IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME" and unfortunately, if I hit end call, he'll know I hit it to ignore him
<DM> especially when I'm in the middle of something
<Alexander> * lel *
* DM siiiiiiiiigggggggghhhs.
<DM> OKAY
<DM> ........
<DM> that took overly long
<DM> -=QUEST UNBRB=-
<DM> *Annnd Mus started charging.
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Mus's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
<DM> <Alexander> <Alexander> GO, MR. BACON! Use DISABLE on FONDO! (Courage + 10 vs Courage)Damage: 5
<DM> <Alexander> <Alexander> EFFECT: Target gets one stack of the Physically Disabled Affliction:
<DM> <Alexander> <Alexander>     Target cannot use any Attack that has no Magic Cost.
<DM> <Alexander> <Alexander>     Stacking Physically Disabled only acts as a buffer.
* RedBubble goes stacking the buffer!
<RedBubble> $25d10
<Navi> RedBubble: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 2, 10, 10, 9, 7, 4, 1, 1, 9, 2, 8, 1, 5, 3, 5, 10, 10, 9, 9, 7, 3, 8 and 4. Total: 152. Successes: 20.
<Mus> brb chores
<Fondo> Ahhhhhhh shhh-
<Alexander> * Just be careful to not have a stack overflow! *
<Fondo> $10d10
<Navi> Fondo: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 9, 4, 9, 6, 10, 7, 5 and 2. Total: 54. Successes: 7.
* Fondo is hit!
* Fondo takes..... 0 damage still, buuut loses 2 more armor.
<Fondo> 10h, 9m | +11 Attack Dice | Defense Break | 4 Armor | Physical Disabled | Second Chance
<Fondo> 10h, 9m | +11 Attack Dice | Defense Break | 6 Armor | Physical Disabled x2 | Second Chance
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended RedBubble's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
<DM> *Fondo casts Status Reset and then Shadow Strike, Beta on RedBubble! ($35d10 vs. Courage), +0 damage, ignores half armor, + two stacks of Courage Up to self
<DM> ..... well
<DM> oh wait, it doesn't trigger cause DarkEnergyMass is still alive
<Fondo> 10h, 0m | +9 Attack Dice | 4 Armor
<Fondo> $33d10
<Navi> Fondo: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 4, 2, 6, 7, 10, 4, 8, 10, 1, 4, 8, 10, 8, 3, 6, 9, 10, 7, 2, 5, 2, 9, 2, 4, 7, 6, 7, 8, 10, 1 and 9. Total: 196. Successes: 26.
<RedBubble> $20d10
<Navi> RedBubble: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 5, 5, 5, 5, 1, 3, 8, 5, 3, 10, 9, 5, 7, 6, 6, 5, 3 and 9. Total: 111. Successes: 16.
* RedBubble is HIT!
<RedBubble> 26 - 16 = 10 - 5 = 5 damage
* RedBubble wobbles a bit in reaction.
<RedBubble> 14h, 5m
* RedBubble is no longer covering Alexander.
* Alexander I didn't know youwere in the first place
* Alexander :O
<Fondo> 10h, 0m | +9 Attack Dice | 4 Armor | Courage Up x2
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Fondo's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
* Fondo recovered 3 magic from that.
<Fondo> 10h, 3m | +9 Attack Dice | 4 Armor | Courage Up x2
<DM> * Alexander throws a cherry bomb at the ceiling above the Fondo! (9d10, Power)
* Lunaria nuzzles the RedBubble
<Alexander> $9d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 4, 1, 3, 8, 9, 5 and 9. Total: 48. Successes: 5.
<DM> *Your cherry bomb goes towards the ceiling..... and explodes halfway up, not actually hitting the ceiling.
<DM> *It does, however, shave 2 more armor off Fondo as it just barely scrapes him.
<Fondo> Grr...
<Fondo> 10h, 3m | +9 Attack Dice | 2 Armor | Courage Up x2
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Alexander's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 3: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
* DarkEnergyMass siphons 1 heart from Iyaruka_Aetashigo, Mus, RedBubble, and Alexander, ignoring armor.
* Fondo siphons 6 magic from DarkEnergyMass.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo also recovers 1 heart, thanks to that DRAGON SOMETHING ARMOR
<DarkEnergyMass> 39h, 8m
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> 7h, 6m
<Fondo> 10h, 9m | +9 Attack Dice | 2 Armor | Courage Up x2
<Alexander> MP: 10
<Alexander> er
<Alexander> HP: 10
<DM> *Planning phase starto, 10 minutes on timer, :34
<DM> *Also, the RedBubble is singlehandedly winning this fight, lol.
<Mus> 8h 9m | Charging | Covering Alexander
<DM> *Fondo's actions set
<AbsentThirdEye> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 3: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
<DM> *2 minutes on timer, waitin' on the rest of ya folks
<AbsentThirdEye> ((Define rest of you folks))
<DM> * Iyaruka_Aetashigo fires a Metal Tipped Arrow at DarkEnergyMass! ($30d10 vs Courage), +0 damage.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $30d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 1, 1, 4, 9, 3, 2, 1, 1, 6, 6, 7, 2, 6, 1, 9, 2, 9, 4, 4, 9, 10, 10, 1, 8, 3, 7, 5 and 8. Total: 158. Successes: 19.
* DarkEnergyMass is hit again, taking 19 damage!
<DarkEnergyMass> 20h, 8m
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Iyaruka_Aetashigo's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 3: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
<DM> * Mus just remains covering Alexander while her Golden Throw hits ($15d10 vs Wisdom -6), +0 Damage, Ignores Shields
<Fondo> !!!
<Mus> $15d10
<Navi> Mus: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 4, 4, 6, 5, 4, 6, 4, 5, 2, 4, 2, 8 and 9. Total: 77. Successes: 8.
<Fondo> $13d10
<Navi> Fondo: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 7, 6, 3, 6, 2, 6, 8, 1, 5, 7 and 4. Total: 67. Successes: 8.
<DM> ROLLOFF
<Mus> $15d10
<Navi> Mus: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 7, 2, 3, 1, 5, 10, 2, 10, 1, 10, 10, 10 and 10. Total: 88. Successes: 15.
<Fondo> $13d10
<Navi> Fondo: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 4, 4, 6, 6, 8, 8, 10, 9, 10, 8 and 2. Total: 80. Successes: 10.
* Fondo is HIT!
<Fondo> 15 - 10 = 5 - 2 = 3 damage
<Mus> (Fondo should be at 5h
* Fondo finally takes damage from an actual hit.
<Alexander> Whoaaah
<Alexander> lookie dem colors
<Fondo> 5h, 9m | +12 Attack Dice | 0 Armor | Courage Up x2
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Mus's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 3: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3), Fondo (2) and Alexander (0).
<DM> <Alexander> Mr. Bacon, we gotta drain Fondo, so give him another stack of Disable!
<RedBubble> $25d10
<Navi> RedBubble: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 4, 9, 8, 9, 9, 5, 9, 10, 10, 5, 4, 3, 2, 6, 3, 8, 3, 2, 7, 6, 3, 10 and 7. Total: 150. Successes: 19.
<Fondo> $20d10
<Navi> Fondo: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 9, 4, 6, 3, 4, 9, 10, 3, 1, 2, 7, 5, 3, 1, 2, 1, 6 and 10. Total: 94. Successes: 10.
<Mus> (Fondo is going to die)
* Fondo faaaaaails to defend that and.... oh wow.
* Fondo actually dies from getting hit by the RedBubble.
<Alexander> Good job Mr. Bacon!
* Fondo is consumed by the dark flames empowering him as the red flames extinguish his physical existence, screaming in agony as his wails turn to nothingness.
<Fondo> $removeme
<Navi> Fondo has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi> ROUND 3: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3) and Alexander (0).
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended RedBubble's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 3: Iyaruka_Aetashigo (8), Mus (7), RedBubble (3) and Alexander (0).
<DM> * Alexander Hookshots the Dark Mass! ($14d10 vs courage) Damage: None
<DM> <Alexander> EFFECT: If it hits, reel towards the target.
<DM> <Alexander>     When you get up to the target, you can follow up with a melee attack.
<DM> <Alexander>     The melee attack will gain successes equal to your Total Affinity Levels * 2.
<Alexander> $14d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 6, 2, 7, 5, 10, 8, 1, 10, 8, 9, 9 and 6. Total: 91. Successes: 13.
<DM> *You easily hookshot to the DarkEnergyMass.
<DM> *Sooo what's your follow-up?
* Alexander stabs the Dark Mass!
<Alexander> Stab:
<Alexander>     Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Alexander>         Damage: +3
<Alexander>         IF FAIL: Target automatically gets to counterattack you.
<DM> roll away!
<Alexander> $14d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 9, 4, 4, 6, 7, 10, 2, 8, 6, 4, 3 and 1. Total: 80. Successes: 10.
<DM> and it's got +4 successes
<Sephiroth> 14+3=17.
* DarkEnergyMass gets stabbed by Alexander, screaming dark cries of darkness and wailing and anti-agony...... what.
<DarkEnergyMass> 3h
<DarkEnergyMass> 3h, 8m
<Alexander> I wonder if I just stabbed some kokiri
<Alexander> trapped inside this thing
* DarkEnergyMass tries to wrap around Alexander's sword in order to possess it........ but the sword has no consciousness.
<Alexander> * not yet, anyways*
<Alexander> *I mean what*
* DarkEnergyMass instead ends up cutting itself on the sword, thereby ending its existence. Congratulations Alexander, you got a dark mass of energy to kill itself through ritual suicide as one thing without a soul tried to soul-absorb something else without a soul. WHAT.
* DarkEnergyMass dissipates into nothingness.
<Alexander> Yay
<DM> $init r
<Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
<Mus> Phew.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo somehow is still at full hearts and magic
<DM> yeah, I didn't think that battle would be that hard, especially with the RedBubble there being right in front of Fondo's turn
<Mus> Unless we went for the crazy route.
* Alexander watches Serra still walk into the wall over and over
<DM> well even then, he drained himself at one point, so you probably could have gotten him to do it again by physically disabling him
<DM> .... without killing him
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo stares at the ceiling, reluctant of the... ceiling
<Mus> Magic Recovery Strike
<Mus> You are forgetting that.
<DM> +35 EXP and +$35d8 Rupees
<DM> right buuuuuut
<Alexander> $35d8
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 35 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 7, 2, 4, 1, 3, 6, 5, 7, 5, 8, 6, 7, 1, 7, 6, 2, 4, 6, 7, 7, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1, 4, 7, 2, 1, 8, 4, 7 and 2. Total: 151.
<DM> if dark energy mass doesn't exist
<Alexander> * Oh master DM, where did these rupees even come from? *
<DM> the instant he drops himself to 0 magic, the innate goes away, regardless of recovery strike
<DM> $2d3
<Mus> He could cast Expert Power strike over and over again to steamroll us.
<Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 3 Sides. Result: 2 and 2. Total: 4.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $35d8
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 35 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 6, 7, 8, 7, 6, 7, 1, 8, 2, 8, 4, 3, 8, 7, 1, 4, 8, 8, 8, 3, 1, 8, 3, 6, 2, 8, 1, 3, 5, 4, 7, 3 and 8. Total: 179.
<Mus> He would have had 9 Magic, and it cost only 3 Magic.
<DM> *Two Magic Jars drop (the consumable, not the permanent increase)
* Mus takes a Magic Jar
<DM> hmm true
<Mus> Plus this bubble has proven extremely useful for us.
<Alexander> :>
<DM> ah well, that was the easy mini-boss anyways
* Alexander gives Mr.Bacon a cookie
* Alexander where that cookie came from we may never know.
<DM> all that really did was get you guys used to the concept of the Dark Energy Innate + the Dark Energy Masses
<DM> I intentionally removed the abilites the Dark Energy Masses are supposed to have
<DM> ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
* Mus looks for somewhere to bury the dead Kokiri in respect.
<DM> *Well, all that's left is literally the Kokiri's ashes, courtesies of RedBubble's flames.
<Alexander> *Oh.. that's where the rupees came from*
<DM> *You do, however, in the Kokiri's ashes, find a silver key.
<Mus> Are those in any way inspired by the prototype Dark Matter enemy I wrote up?
<DM> nope.avi
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo somehow levels up, reluctant of the key
<DM> *For item drops, there's an Iron Ball and Chain, a Spiked Shield, and a Gravekeeper's Armor of Cloaks, put yer claims out.
* Alexander dibs on the Iron Ball and Chain
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo takes nothing. Why? Because screw selling things.
* Alexander if noone else takes the Shield, I'll also take that
* Mus takes the Armor of cloaks
<DM> *Annnnnd items claimed. Do you folks continue on?
* Alexander would say so
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo is still staring at the ceiling, reluctant of the actual ceiling at hand
<DM> *The ceiling stares back at you blankly, reluctant of its ability to stare back at you. ...... what.
<DM> *By the way, the exit out is still blocked. Looks like you guys are genuinely trapped here till you fix whatever's wrong with this place.
<Mus> $35d8
<Navi> Mus: You rolled 35 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 4, 5, 8, 7, 3, 8, 8, 7, 3, 7, 6, 7, 5, 4, 4, 6, 4, 2, 4, 1, 5, 2, 2, 7, 7, 4, 8, 1, 1, 7, 5, 6 and 7. Total: 170.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo is wondering what to do next
<DM> *Alexander, as one of your friends stares at a ceiling all day long, and Mus is still rolling around in the moneyz, you continue on, goin' back to the hallway you were at previously. Wanna try that key on that locked door again?
<Mus> I say we need to advance
<Alexander> * Yes *
<DM> *Okay, you try out the key on the lock. The chains on the door fall off, but not before flicking off Mus for trying to set them on fire.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo follows the follow
<DM> *The door opens, and ahead lays a large chamber, with a huge mass of the dark energy covering a 50-foot diameter in the center of the room, covered by four barriers. It's surrounded by four unlit torches.
<DM> *Suddenly, one of the torches lights up as a bright yellow color, and one of the barriers disappears.
<Alexander> * I think I've seen this before *
<DM> *As players, you totally have.
<DM> *As you contemplate what to do next, you're beset by a familiar, haunting scene...
<DM> -=LOADING SCREEN=-
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo leaves
<DM> -=QUEST PAUSE=-
<Alexander> * O MAI GAW DNOWT THE LOADING SCRE- *
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo attempted to leave back into the hallway, but it's no use!