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- Everybody shut up!
- Woo!
- Everyone listen up! Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey Woo! (????) If you can't write in the proper way, (lousy writer!)
- If you don't know how to conjugate, Woo!
- Hey! Maybe you flunked that class! Hey, hey, hey And maybe now you find, Hey, hey, hey
- That people mock you onliiiiiiiine! (Everybody wise up!) Okay, now hears the deal,
- I'll try to educate ya!
- Gonna familiarize you with the nomenclature
- You'll learn the definitions
- Hey, hey, hey
- Of nouns and prepositions!
- Hey, hey, hey
- Literacy's your mission!
- Hey, hey, hey
- And that's why I think it's a-
- Good tiiiime~!
- To learn some grammar (Woo!) (What?!) (Now did I stammer?) Work on that grammar. (Woo!) You should know when~!
- It's less or it's fewer (Woo!)
- (oh yeah~) Like people who were, (alright~) Never raised in a sewer (Woo!) I hate these word crimes~ Like: "I could care less" (Hey,hey,hey!) (Woo!) (Hey,hey,hey!) (That means you do care.) (Oh, woah~) At least a little. (Woo!)
- Don't be a moro~n!
- (hey, hey) You'd Better slow down (Woo!) And use the right pronoun
- Show the world you're no clown.
- Everybody wise up.
- Say you got an "i-t" Followed by apostrophe "s"
- Now what does that mean? You would not use this In this case!
- As a possessive (no,no,no) It's a contraction (yeah,yeah,yeah!)
- What's a contraction? Well, it's the shortening of a word or a group of words by omission of a sound or letter.
- Okay, now here's some notes, Syntax you're always mangling, No "x" in "espresso".
- Your participle's dangling (Uh, huh!) But I don't want your drama! (Uh,huh!) (Hey,hey,hey) If you really wanna, (Uh,huh!) (Hey,hey,hey!) Leave out that oxford comma! (Uh,huh!) (Hey,hey,hey!) Just keep in mind that "be, see, are, you~",
- Are words not letters
- (Woo!)
- (Get it together)
- Use your spell-checker
- You should never~ Write words using numbers.
- Unless you're seven.
- Or your name is Prince.
- (Everybody wise up!) I hate these word crimes~(hate them crimes(?)) (Woo!) You really need a, (I hate them crimes.)
- Full time proof reader. (I need no crimes.) You dumb mouth-breather
- Well, you should hire~
- Some cunning linguist,
- To help you distinguish
- What is proper english.
- (Everybody wise up!) One thing I ask of you: Time to learn your homophones is past due.
- Learn to diagram a sentence to
- Always say to whom, never say to who.
- And, listen up when I tell you this: I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis.
- You finished second grade I hope you can tell,
- If you're doing good or doing well. Better figure out the diff-er-ence.
- Irony is not coincidence. And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull
- About what's figurative and what's literal.
- Oh but, just now (just now)
- You said, (you said) You literally couldn't get out of bed. (What?) That really makes me want to literally smack a crowbar upside your stupid head! (Woo!) I read your e-mail~ It's quite apparent
- (Woo!) Your grammar's errant.
- You're incoherent.
- Saw your blog post~
- It was fantastic (oh. woah)
- That was sarcastic (oh, psych!)
- Cause you write like a spastic
- I hate these word crimes~ (Everybody wise up) Your prose is dopey. (Yeah~!)
- (Think you should only) Write in emoji.
- Oh you're a:
- Lost cause~
- Go back to preschool
- (Woo!) Get out of the gene pool.
- Try your best to not drool.
- Never mind I give up.
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