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  1. 00:18:47: <DM_of_ASStora> And a-3 and a-2 and a-FUCK YOU, GYPSY.
  2. 00:18:55: <DM_of_ASStora> You all meet in Nas Legas... still.
  3. 00:18:59: <DM_of_ASStora> The party has collectively acquired some fine... finery in order to infiltrate Fort Lunaris in hopes of acquiring the Harp of Longinus. That is, everyone but Lann has some halfway decent clothing. Poor Lann. How the party handles the situation is up to them - maybe some mugging is in order! Or taking a job!
  4. 00:19:00: <DM_of_ASStora> Or just asking politely in hopes of them finally letting you in! Or doing something somewhat intelligent for once.
  5. 00:19:01: <DM_of_ASStora> What do ye do?
  6. 00:19:17: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I still attest that it looks friggin' cute on that small dress."
  7. 00:19:29: <Knight_Lann> 10"I agree, most cute indeed."
  8. 00:19:33: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Yep.
  9. 00:19:38: Knight_Lann 10admires the cute gypsy
  10. 00:19:44: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Lann, you're worthless for not getting any finery for yourself."
  11. 00:19:51: KnightmareSigvard 14coughs
  12. 00:20:04: <Knight_Lann> 10"I was planning on mugging a man for his suit, but didn't work out."
  13. 00:20:09: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...I see that."
  14. 00:20:16: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Yeah,:
  15. 00:20:21: <DM_of_ASStora> As a reminder, Lann has been responsible for losing the party a large amount of gold during quests.
  16. 00:20:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That sure worked out well, huh."
  17. 00:20:26: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Well, at least with Violet's dress, we'll undoubtly be let in."
  18. 00:20:28: <Knight_Lann> 10Thanks, DM.
  19. 00:20:32: VioletCatgirl 6nods.
  20. 00:20:39: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Maybe we can squeeze you in too, Lann."
  21. 00:20:43: <Knight_Lann> 10"Maybe."
  22. 00:20:46: <Knight_Lann> 10"Probably."
  23. 00:20:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...I doubt it."
  24. 00:20:50: <KnightmareSigvard> 14DM - Does this suit does a good job in hiding the whole arm deal?
  25. 00:20:54: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Can we hope for once?"
  26. 00:21:05: VioletCatgirl 6chuckles. "Fine, fine."
  27. 00:21:08: <DM_of_ASStora> Do you have anything on the hand?
  28. 00:21:18: <KnightmareSigvard> 14I guess the suit would come with one of those...
  29. 00:21:18: TheGypsyHealer 5comes out of a nearby alley.
  30. 00:21:23: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Shoulder cape kind-deals?
  31. 00:21:25: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"You know I'm not wearing that thing, right?"
  32. 00:21:29: <KnightmareSigvard> 14To hide the jutting shoulder thing.
  33. 00:21:31: <Knight_Lann> 10"You must!"
  34. 00:21:33: <DM_of_ASStora> Then yeah, you're alright
  35. 00:21:43: <Knight_Lann> 10"There's no other choice, and you look so very cute!"
  36. 00:21:49: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Get in the fucking dress, Azra."
  37. 00:21:52: TheGypsyHealer 5sighs dramatically.
  38. 00:21:54: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"We're wasting time here."
  39. 00:21:55: <DM_of_ASStora> If someone suggests something here, I will be so amused
  40. 00:22:15: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I don't really know how it fits. I tried to put it on, but it's all...weird."
  41. 00:22:25: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"And I couldn't unhook the thing."
  42. 00:22:25: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Violet, you wanna go help it?"
  43. 00:22:27: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I'm not good with dresses."
  44. 00:22:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Heh."
  45. 00:22:38: <DM_of_ASStora> Sure you aren't, Sword...
  46. 00:22:41: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Need some help with that?"
  47. 00:22:54: <Knight_Lann> 10"Uh, guys, what's the name of the place we're heading to again?"
  48. 00:22:59: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Fort Lunaris."
  49. 00:23:07: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"...Yeah."
  50. 00:23:09: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I guess."
  51. 00:23:12: <Knight_Lann> 10"Ah, how could I forget."
  52. 00:23:14: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Alright, come on."
  53. 00:23:17: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Infact, I have JUST the idea on how to let you in."
  54. 00:23:20: KnightmareSigvard 14cracks a wicked grin at Lann.
  55. 00:23:22: TheGypsyHealer 5slinks into the alley again.
  56. 00:23:27: VioletCatgirl 6skips off to help put Gypsy into a dress.
  57. 00:23:38: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You'll pose as my bodyguard."
  58. 00:23:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6"See, you just have to... oh, wow, that's tight."
  59. 00:23:59: <Knight_Lann> 10"Well, I was thinking that since I'm already a handsome bard, we could attempt to enter- uh..."
  60. 00:24:06: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"No, Lann."
  61. 00:24:11: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Let's try the most sensible approach first."
  62. 00:24:14: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"How am I supposed to breathe with you jamming it in like that?"
  63. 00:24:29: <Knight_Lann> 10"Well, I suppose."
  64. 00:24:35: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Great."
  65. 00:24:37: <Knight_Lann> 10"Shouldn't you be my bodyguard?"
  66. 00:24:38: KnightmareSigvard 14folds his arm, waiting.
  67. 00:24:40: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It won't fit any other way."
  68. 00:24:44: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"..I'm wearing a suit."
  69. 00:24:44: <Knight_Lann> 10"I am, after all, a simple handsome bard."
  70. 00:24:46: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Geez, watch your hands, Violet! That's sensitive!"
  71. 00:24:46: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You're wearing armour."
  72. 00:24:54: <Knight_Lann> 10"I could be wearing a suit.
  73. 00:24:55: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Bodyguards generally wear protective gear."
  74. 00:24:59: <Knight_Lann> 10"You could be wearing gold armor."
  75. 00:25:02: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"This suit is hand-fit for myself."
  76. 00:25:05: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"It wouldn't fit on you."
  77. 00:25:09: <Knight_Lann> 10"Sure it would."
  78. 00:25:13: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"No, it wouldn't."
  79. 00:25:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Almost..."
  80. 00:25:17: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Just a bit more..."
  81. 00:25:18: <Knight_Lann> 10"We're pretty close in measurements."
  82. 00:25:19: TheGypsyHealer 5gasps loudly.
  83. 00:25:21: <Knight_Lann> 10"Probably."
  84. 00:25:25: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Not really."
  85. 00:25:26: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Hey!"
  86. 00:25:29: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Also, what the hell are they doing in there?"
  87. 00:25:33: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What?"
  88. 00:25:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Almost..."
  89. 00:25:54: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I hope that's a roll of quarters pressing up against my back.
  90. 00:25:55: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"
  91. 00:25:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Just, uh, suck in your gut."
  92. 00:26:00: KnightmareSigvard 14sighs, tapping the pommel of his blade with his right hand.
  93. 00:26:02: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"What? I /am/ sucking in my gut."
  94. 00:26:08: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Ew, that /is/ a roll of quarters."
  95. 00:26:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It's stuck on with gum."
  96. 00:26:22: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I knew we shouldn't have gotten a dumpster dress."
  97. 00:26:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...I hope that's gum, anyways..."
  98. 00:26:25: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Hey?"
  99. 00:26:26: Knight_Lann 10twirls a strand of his plume
  100. 00:26:30: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh, shut up, I washed it."
  101. 00:26:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yeah?"
  102. 00:26:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Almost..."
  103. 00:26:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"There we go!"
  104. 00:26:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"All fit and ready."
  105. 00:26:59: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You look /adorable/."
  106. 00:27:12: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I look like I was living in the dumpster with the dress."
  107. 00:27:18: TheGypsyHealer 5sighs and shambles out of the alley.
  108. 00:27:19: KnightmareSigvard 14keeps brushing the pommel of his sword, looking around
  109. 00:27:22: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-20 Gypsy kawaii-ness
  110. 00:27:22: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Oh , wow."!
  111. 00:27:23: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Gypsy kawaii-ness: 24:44-20
  112. 00:27:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"No you don't, it's pretty cleaned up."
  113. 00:27:28: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"That's pretty damn cute."
  114. 00:27:28: <DM_of_ASStora> 2kawaii4me
  115. 00:27:30: <Knight_Lann> 10Sugoi
  116. 00:27:31: TheGypsyHealer 5folds its arms.
  117. 00:27:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I clean things well."
  118. 00:27:40: KnightmareSigvard 14ruffles Gypsy's hair with his left hand, chuckling.
  119. 00:27:45: <Knight_Lann> 10"Waaah, gypsy-chan you're so cuute!"
  120. 00:27:48: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Right - so. Plan."
  121. 00:27:57: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Stop it."
  122. 00:28:00: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"We'll pose Gypsy as...a child or something."
  123. 00:28:03: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"ANd Lann as our bodyguard."
  124. 00:28:06: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Got it?"
  125. 00:28:10: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I guess."
  126. 00:28:15: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sure."
  127. 00:28:23: <Knight_Lann> 10"Ah, your indifference is so cute!"
  128. 00:28:27: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I'm at least capable of acting the part of a sullen teenage girl."
  129. 00:28:30: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Let's move it, people."
  130. 00:28:36: KnightmareSigvard 14begins walking to the fort.
  131. 00:28:58: Knight_Lann 10puts on his bodyguard-face and follows Sword
  132. 00:29:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Are we pretending she's our daughter or our son?"
  133. 00:29:02: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Err- Violet. Stand close to me."
  134. 00:29:03: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I /guess/?"
  135. 00:29:11: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Yeah, just do it if it's necessary."
  136. 00:29:12: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Link arms, dumbasses."
  137. 00:29:15: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Fine, fine!"
  138. 00:29:17: <Knight_Lann> 10"Son in a dress."
  139. 00:29:21: KnightmareSigvard 14links his left arm with Violet "There."
  140. 00:29:21: <DM_of_ASStora> The party push on through the crowds in their new digs, looking every part the... kind of shabby middle class people pretending they're rich!
  141. 00:29:22: <VioletCatgirl> 6"No problem."
  142. 00:29:24: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Daughter. Boys don't wear dresses."
  143. 00:29:28: <DM_of_ASStora> But that's good enough!
  144. 00:29:28: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Hey!
  145. 00:29:37: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Violet's dress was taken from THAT shopping spree.
  146. 00:29:41: <KnightmareSigvard> 14It's the one rich thing the party has.
  147. 00:29:46: <Knight_Lann> 10"Boys don't wear dresses, yeah..."
  148. 00:29:52: <DM_of_ASStora> It's counteracted by the rest of you shabby dogs
  149. 00:29:53: <DM_of_ASStora> Anyway!
  150. 00:29:56: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Gah!
  151. 00:30:01: <KnightmareSigvard> 14B-But mah suit
  152. 00:30:09: <DM_of_ASStora> The party make it to the outside of Fort Lunaris, now at the bottom of the steps
  153. 00:30:15: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...I hope this works."
  154. 00:30:18: <DM_of_ASStora> The two guards are still poised outside the door.
  155. 00:30:19: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Yep."
  156. 00:30:25: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I can keep my mask, right?"
  157. 00:30:29: KnightmareSigvard 14whispers to Violet "You look wealthier. Lead on."
  158. 00:30:38: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Probably not."
  159. 00:30:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Put the mask away, dear, it looks silly."
  160. 00:30:49: TheGypsyHealer 5sighs and removes the mask, tucking it into its pack.
  161. 00:30:52: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Don't call me that."
  162. 00:30:53: VioletCatgirl 6heads forward to the casino.
  163. 00:30:58: KnightmareSigvard 14is led along.
  164. 00:31:05: <DM_of_ASStora> The guards cross their glaives over the door, barring the way.
  165. 00:31:15: KnightmareSigvard 14closes his eyes, exhaling quietly.
  166. 00:31:23: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh. Hello, there!"
  167. 00:31:31: <DM_of_ASStora> "Hello, ma'am."
  168. 00:31:33: Bodyguard_Lann 10crosses his arms
  169. 00:32:11: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Could we enter, please?"
  170. 00:32:29: <DM_of_ASStora> The guards give each other a momentary glance.
  171. 00:32:39: <DM_of_ASStora> One turns and nods toward Lann.
  172. 00:32:42: <DM_of_ASStora> "Who is this?"
  173. 00:33:12: <VioletCatgirl> 6"He's ourrrrrr bodyguard! Yeah."
  174. 00:33:22: <TheGypsyHealer> 5>subtle
  175. 00:33:24: Bodyguard_Lann 10nods
  176. 00:33:25: <DM_of_ASStora> They stare at each other again.
  177. 00:33:29: VioletCatgirl 6is subtle.
  178. 00:33:34: KnightmareSigvard 14shrugs hopelessly
  179. 00:33:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It's not a nice town, you know."
  180. 00:33:37: <DM_of_ASStora> One looks Lann up and down.
  181. 00:33:45: <DM_of_ASStora> "Indeed."
  182. 00:33:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Couldn't let our darling child get hurt."
  183. 00:33:47: <KnightmareSigvard> 14If it's worth anything - we DID clean our armour on that bathhouse.
  184. 00:33:50: <KnightmareSigvard> 14So Lann's armour should be fine.
  185. 00:33:56: <DM_of_ASStora> Seems that the garish golden armour and plume came in handy for once!
  186. 00:33:56: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Why do you think they couldn't afford to get me a nicer dress."
  187. 00:33:59: TheGypsyHealer 5pouts faintly.
  188. 00:34:10: Bodyguard_Lann 10flexes in his plate armor
  189. 00:34:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'm sorry, dear, but your good dress is getting cleaned."
  190. 00:34:16: <DM_of_ASStora> One of the guards sniffs in amusement.
  191. 00:34:17: <TheGypsyHealer> 5>Flexes the Bodyguard
  192. 00:34:19: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Remember?"
  193. 00:34:24: KnightmareSigvard 14rolls his eyes, mumbling "Women."
  194. 00:34:26: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Only because you spilled on it."
  195. 00:34:32: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I told you you'd had enough."
  196. 00:34:40: <DM_of_ASStora> "However, I am afraid that I can not let you pass so heavily armed."
  197. 00:34:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Maybe if somebody didn't fuss so much and said "please", accidents wouldn't happ-"
  198. 00:34:50: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh, well."
  199. 00:34:51: <DM_of_ASStora> "Your bodyguard will have to relinquish his weapons."
  200. 00:34:53: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"That's underst-"
  201. 00:34:54: VioletCatgirl 6looks at Lann.
  202. 00:34:55: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Surely you wouldn't separate an old man from his - "
  203. 00:34:55: <DM_of_ASStora> "As will you, sir."
  204. 00:34:58: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Uh, sorry, wrong line."
  205. 00:35:02: Bodyguard_Lann 10looks at Violet
  206. 00:35:10: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You heard the man, men."
  207. 00:35:14: <DM_of_ASStora> Heh. Heh.
  208. 00:35:23: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Just a moment."
  209. 00:35:56: Bodyguard_Lann 10silently draws his swords
  210. 00:36:11: KnightmareSigvard 14mumbles to himself
  211. 00:36:11: Bodyguard_Lann 10looks at Violet
  212. 00:36:19: Bodyguard_Lann 10hands the swords over to the guards
  213. 00:36:25: VioletCatgirl 6nods. "Give the man the weapon, darling. Please?"
  214. 00:36:37: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard bundles them under his arm.
  215. 00:36:50: KnightmareSigvard 14very slowly and awkwardly undoes his scabbard.
  216. 00:36:51: <DM_of_ASStora> "Your weapons shall be returned as you leave. Do not worry."
  217. 00:37:00: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"They'll be...kept here with you?"
  218. 00:37:02: Bodyguard_Lann 10crosses his arms once again
  219. 00:37:23: <DM_of_ASStora> "They shall be secured in our guardroom vault."
  220. 00:37:35: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Alright. This is heraldy, please take good care of it."
  221. 00:37:40: KnightmareSigvard 14holds it out by his left hand.
  222. 00:37:46: <DM_of_ASStora> "Naturally, sir."
  223. 00:37:49: <VioletCatgirl> 6"They have this whole thing planned out, dear, they'll make sure to take care of it."
  224. 00:37:55: KnightmareSigvard 14looks uneasy "Yeah."
  225. 00:37:55: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard accepts the blade
  226. 00:38:11: <DM_of_ASStora> They return their glaives to a passive stance
  227. 00:38:15: <DM_of_ASStora> The doors are now open
  228. 00:38:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Thank you two, have a good day."
  229. 00:38:34: KnightmareSigvard 14scratches his arm under his shouldercape, giving a faint nod at Violet.
  230. 00:38:36: <DM_of_ASStora> "You too, ma'am."
  231. 00:38:39: VioletCatgirl 6walks on in.
  232. 00:38:44: TheGypsyHealer 5glances at the guard with the dented helm as they pass. "Nice helmet, by the way."
  233. 00:38:45: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard does a double take upon saying that.
  234. 00:38:55: Bodyguard_Lann 10follows inward
  235. 00:38:56: VioletCatgirl 6looks at the guard with a look of pity.
  236. 00:38:57: KnightmareSigvard 14walks in, tying his hair in a ponytail.
  237. 00:39:03: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard ignores Gypsy's hurtful comment.
  238. 00:39:14: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Here we are, huh."
  239. 00:39:18: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Yeah."
  240. 00:39:21: KnightmareSigvard 14secures it
  241. 00:39:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Fort Lunaris, biggest, fanciest casino I've ever seen."
  242. 00:39:25: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"We're better at that than we should be, Violet."
  243. 00:39:27: <DM_of_ASStora> The party walk on in to a lavishly decorated atrium
  244. 00:39:40: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It's so darling in here, isn't it~"
  245. 00:39:47: <DM_of_ASStora> There seems to be a lot of silver and purple in the decoration
  246. 00:39:56: KnightmareSigvard 14furrows his eyebrows.
  247. 00:40:06: <DM_of_ASStora> Two flights of stairs go upwards and deeper into the building
  248. 00:40:12: <DM_of_ASStora> There are large doors to the right and left
  249. 00:40:14: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Huh."
  250. 00:40:19: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"It is pretty nice, I guess."
  251. 00:40:33: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Where do we go?"
  252. 00:40:39: VioletCatgirl 6nods, and looks for a help desk.
  253. 00:40:41: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Perhaps we should ask for directions?"
  254. 00:40:49: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Directions, to where?"
  255. 00:40:50: <DM_of_ASStora> There are guards stationed outside each set of doors
  256. 00:41:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...I hope DM is still willing to see us after that last charade."
  257. 00:41:29: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"She damn well better be."
  258. 00:41:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"She's the closest we've got to a "friend" on the inside here."
  259. 00:41:44: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Why not just aks the guards?"
  260. 00:41:47: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"She owes me and Lann."
  261. 00:41:59: VioletCatgirl 6flicks her tail. "Fair enough."
  262. 00:42:26: VioletCatgirl 6walks up to a guard. "Excuse me, sir."
  263. 00:42:34: <DM_of_ASStora> "Yes, ma'am?"
  264. 00:42:58: <VioletCatgirl> 6"We're looking for a woman who resides here, perhaps you know her?"
  265. 00:43:29: <DM_of_ASStora> He looks toward Violet, awaiting more information.
  266. 00:43:31: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Does the... uh, name, "Dungeon Master" ring any bells?"
  267. 00:43:40: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It's an odd name, but..."
  268. 00:43:42: VioletCatgirl 6shrugs.
  269. 00:43:46: <DM_of_ASStora> "We currently do have a Dungeon Master residing here."
  270. 00:44:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Ah. Perhaps we could speak with her?"
  271. 00:44:21: <DM_of_ASStora> "That may be possible."
  272. 00:44:37: <DM_of_ASStora> "Do you wish for escort to the guest rooms?"
  273. 00:44:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...That would be appreciated, thank you."
  274. 00:45:01: VioletCatgirl 6looks at the others.
  275. 00:45:03: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"What are the guest rooms like?"
  276. 00:45:05: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Are they nice?"
  277. 00:45:07: KnightmareSigvard 14nods wordlessly
  278. 00:45:12: <DM_of_ASStora> "Very well. How many of you are to be visiting?"
  279. 00:45:22: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...The 4 of us."
  280. 00:45:38: TheGypsyHealer 5experiences something clicking in its head.
  281. 00:45:50: <DM_of_ASStora> "Understood. Do you wish to go there now?"
  282. 00:45:54: TheGypsyHealer 5does not meet the guard's eyes again.
  283. 00:46:03: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...The guest rooms? That would be lovely."
  284. 00:46:14: <DM_of_ASStora> "Right this way, ma
  285. 00:46:17: <DM_of_ASStora> *ma'am."
  286. 00:46:24: <TheGypsyHealer> 5I like to think he accidentally called her 'ma'.
  287. 00:46:24: <DM_of_ASStora> Crappy enter button.
  288. 00:46:31: <TheGypsyHealer> 5And that all the guards are really socially awkward.
  289. 00:46:33: VioletCatgirl 6looks at the others, and motions for them to follow.
  290. 00:46:37: <DM_of_ASStora> It's like calling your teacher 'Mum'!
  291. 00:46:40: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Yeah!
  292. 00:46:42: KnightmareSigvard 14is led along due to linked arms!
  293. 00:46:43: <TheGypsyHealer> 5That's what I was thinking.
  294. 00:46:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6(I did that once!)
  295. 00:46:52: <VioletCatgirl> 6(I hate myself!)
  296. 00:46:54: <KnightmareSigvard> 14(1/10 IT'S NOT OKAY)
  297. 00:46:56: Bodyguard_Lann 10follows silently
  298. 00:47:06: <VioletCatgirl> 6(It was, like, 2nd grade, leave me alone)
  299. 00:47:07: <TheGypsyHealer> 5(I never did!)
  300. 00:47:09: <TheGypsyHealer> 5(HA HA!)
  301. 00:47:10: <DM_of_ASStora> Both of the guards that were stationed at the door follow along with the party, one leading onwards and one following from behind
  302. 00:47:23: <DM_of_ASStora> Two portals open up in the ground where they once stood, two more guards rising out of them
  303. 00:47:29: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Huh."
  304. 00:47:42: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Well, it's a practical usage of resources."
  305. 00:47:42: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Uh, huh."
  306. 00:47:44: <DM_of_ASStora> The party are led up one of the staircases in the main atrium
  307. 00:47:49: VioletCatgirl 6nods.
  308. 00:48:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Certainly."
  309. 00:48:16: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Talented magic, though."
  310. 00:48:18: <DM_of_ASStora> They are then escorted down a hallway, decorated with expensive carpeting and numerous portraits and vases
  311. 00:48:27: TheGypsyHealer 5glances behind itself at the portals as they walk, thinking.
  312. 00:48:27: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Nice place."
  313. 00:48:34: VioletCatgirl 6eyes the vases, calculating street costs in her head.
  314. 00:48:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...hnnnn..."
  315. 00:48:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6"No, stop that."
  316. 00:48:53: Bodyguard_Lann 10eyes the vases, calculating how much they would go for at an auction.
  317. 00:48:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  318. 00:48:55: <DM_of_ASStora> The portraits seem to be of various Brohellans in various uniforms
  319. 00:49:03: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh, that's a nice dress."
  320. 00:49:04: KnightmareSigvard 14stares blankly forward.
  321. 00:49:05: <DM_of_ASStora> Burglarymind
  322. 00:49:17: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...That's a rather tight dress."
  323. 00:49:19: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"I like this place."
  324. 00:49:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Oh, my, that's latex."
  325. 00:49:29: <DM_of_ASStora> The vanguard... guard stops and raps his knuckles on a thick wooden door
  326. 00:49:49: TheGypsyHealer 5turns back to the guards now that they have arrived.
  327. 00:49:50: <DM_of_ASStora> He stands in the same position for a few seconds and does it again
  328. 00:49:59: <DM_of_ASStora> "Ma'am. You have guests."
  329. 00:50:19: KnightmareSigvard 14shuffles over to the rear-most location of the party.
  330. 00:50:20: <DM_of_ASStora> There is a distinct sound of the door being unlocked
  331. 00:50:27: <TheGypsyHealer> 5And a whip cracking.
  332. 00:50:32: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard nods at the party
  333. 00:50:38: Bodyguard_Lann 10braces for impact
  334. 00:50:49: TheGypsyHealer 5waits for someone else to go first.
  335. 00:50:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...We can enter?"
  336. 00:50:58: <DM_of_ASStora> "Yes, ma'am."
  337. 00:51:08: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"g-...go ahead, violet."
  338. 00:51:19: KnightmareSigvard 14sighs.
  339. 00:51:19: VioletCatgirl 6nods. "Thanks." She then enters the room.
  340. 00:51:20: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Aren't you supposed to be our bodyguard?"
  341. 00:51:20: KnightmareSigvard 14rolls his eyes and walks in.
  342. 00:51:28: TheGypsyHealer 5rolls its eyes as well and follows Sword.
  343. 00:51:34: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet walks on in to that room
  344. 00:51:42: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"I'll watch your backs, in case of any assassination attempts."
  345. 00:51:43: <DM_of_ASStora> A large silver bowl hits the wall above her head
  346. 00:51:48: Bodyguard_Lann 10follows behind the party
  347. 00:51:49: <DM_of_ASStora> It clatters onto the floor
  348. 00:51:53: KnightmareSigvard 14lets out a long sigh
  349. 00:51:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Wh-"
  350. 00:52:12: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"What the hell?"
  351. 00:52:12: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Really, DM?"
  352. 00:52:18: <DM_of_ASStora> The Broccubus is sitting at the other end of the room, pouting
  353. 00:52:25: Bodyguard_Lann 10reaches for his swords that aren't there
  354. 00:52:31: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Damn it."
  355. 00:52:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Hi there."
  356. 00:52:36: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Yeah - hi."
  357. 00:52:47: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Hi."
  358. 00:52:47: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Hi."
  359. 00:52:49: <DM_of_ASStora> "Hmph. How did /you/ get in here."
  360. 00:52:54: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"We clean up nice."
  361. 00:52:58: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"We asked nicely."
  362. 00:52:59: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...We cleaned up well."
  363. 00:53:05: VioletCatgirl 6motions to the suits.
  364. 00:53:07: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"All of the above."
  365. 00:53:17: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"And weren't you the one that told us to go here, too?"
  366. 00:53:19: <DM_of_ASStora> She folds her arms and flicks her head away from the party
  367. 00:53:22: KnightmareSigvard 14looks rather confused.
  368. 00:53:30: <DM_of_ASStora> "I might've."
  369. 00:53:36: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"No, you did. I remember."
  370. 00:53:41: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Look - I'm sure you're a busy woman."
  371. 00:53:45: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"So I'll just cut to the chase."
  372. 00:54:02: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Where exactly is the Harp located in here?"
  373. 00:54:02: VioletCatgirl 6takes a seat.
  374. 00:54:15: <DM_of_ASStora> "Why should I tell you anything?"
  375. 00:54:22: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Because I'm asking nicely."
  376. 00:54:34: <DM_of_ASStora> "Well, that's too bad."
  377. 00:54:41: <DM_of_ASStora> "Because I am still upset with you."
  378. 00:54:46: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Why?"
  379. 00:54:49: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Are you upset with me?"
  380. 00:54:51: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"What if I ask?"
  381. 00:54:53: <DM_of_ASStora> "Hmph!"
  382. 00:54:55: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Whatever upset you - yeah, sorry."
  383. 00:55:09: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I didn't mean it."
  384. 00:55:19: <DM_of_ASStora> She turns away from the party dismissively
  385. 00:55:29: KnightmareSigvard 14mumbles a few cursewords under his breath.
  386. 00:55:31: TheGypsyHealer 5sighs for the nth time this game.
  387. 00:55:32: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Sounds upset with all of us."
  388. 00:55:48: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Seems like it."
  389. 00:56:00: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"And what does it take for you to "not be upset" and tell us about the Harp's location?"
  390. 00:56:10: <DM_of_ASStora> "You tell me."
  391. 00:56:20: KnightmareSigvard 14facepalms
  392. 00:56:31: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I cannot deal with extraplanar beings, that skill is beyond me."
  393. 00:56:37: VioletCatgirl 6looks at her wallet.
  394. 00:56:47: <DM_of_ASStora> Total party funds: 19g
  395. 00:57:01: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...How much is it for a good chocolate cake."
  396. 00:57:15: <DM_of_ASStora> "...Chocolate cake?"
  397. 00:57:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yeah. How much would a slice cost from, say, a bakery, or a desert stall?"
  398. 00:57:47: <DM_of_ASStora> "Well..."
  399. 00:57:59: <DM_of_ASStora> "You can get a good slice for 9 gold here..."
  400. 00:58:08: VioletCatgirl 6nods.
  401. 00:58:17: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Would that make you feel better, then."
  402. 00:58:26: <DM_of_ASStora> "Maybe a little."
  403. 00:58:43: VioletCatgirl 6nods. "Be right back. You three, sit tight."
  404. 00:58:47: TheGypsyHealer 5sits.
  405. 00:58:58: TheGypsyHealer 5crosses its legs impatiently.
  406. 00:58:58: KnightmareSigvard 14sits down, quietly rubbing his right arm.
  407. 00:59:11: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'll be back. Where would I go to get it?"
  408. 00:59:22: <DM_of_ASStora> The Broccubus /stares/ into the party angrily.
  409. 00:59:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Just... downstairs, I assume?"
  410. 00:59:34: <DM_of_ASStora> "The dining area, of course."
  411. 00:59:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...right."
  412. 00:59:48: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sorry."
  413. 00:59:50: KnightmareSigvard 14merely lowers his head.
  414. 00:59:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'll be right back."
  415. 00:59:59: Bodyguard_Lann 10quietly whistles a tune
  416. 01:00:01: VioletCatgirl 6quickly skaddles out.
  417. 01:00:12: <DM_of_ASStora> One of the guards wordlessly follows after Violet
  418. 01:00:19: <DM_of_ASStora> The other remains in position outside the door
  419. 01:00:26: <DM_of_ASStora> The Broccubus glares at Lann.
  420. 01:00:47: Bodyguard_Lann 10chooses not to look into the Broccubus's eyes.
  421. 01:00:56: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet scoots on back to the atrium
  422. 01:01:12: <DM_of_ASStora> Now, what do?
  423. 01:01:15: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Mhm."
  424. 01:01:26: VioletCatgirl 6looks around. Any signs that point to the dining room?
  425. 01:01:41: <DM_of_ASStora> Funnily enough, no
  426. 01:01:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Psh."
  427. 01:01:53: <DM_of_ASStora> There is a distinct lack of signs in this place
  428. 01:02:05: VioletCatgirl 6looks back at the guard. "Where might the dining room be?"
  429. 01:02:21: <DM_of_ASStora> "Through those doors, ma'am."
  430. 01:02:32: <DM_of_ASStora> He points to the double doors on the right side of the room
  431. 01:02:37: VioletCatgirl 6nods. "Thank you." She then skips through those double doors.
  432. 01:02:49: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard follows after her
  433. 01:03:04: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"So, how's the...."
  434. 01:03:06: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Weather."
  435. 01:03:18: <DM_of_ASStora> Through the doors is a large room with numerous, big tables covered in white table cloths
  436. 01:03:28: <DM_of_ASStora> There are more knives and forks laid out on them than you'd know the use for
  437. 01:03:29: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Why /are/ you angry, again?"
  438. 01:03:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Sheesh."
  439. 01:03:40: <DM_of_ASStora> "Hmph! Jerk!"
  440. 01:03:44: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I don't think that's going to make her less angry, Sword."
  441. 01:03:49: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"That just makes you seem insensitive."
  442. 01:03:53: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet is greeted by a waiter
  443. 01:03:59: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Yeah, yeah..."
  444. 01:04:02: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hi there."
  445. 01:04:08: <DM_of_ASStora> Who looks suspiciously like a guard with a cloth draped over his arm
  446. 01:04:16: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Uhm, this might be an odd question, but do you do take-out."
  447. 01:04:17: <DM_of_ASStora> "Hello, ma'am. How can I help you?"
  448. 01:04:25: <DM_of_ASStora> "We can offer that service."
  449. 01:04:44: VioletCatgirl 6nods. "That'd be great. How much for a chocolate cake slice?"
  450. 01:04:54: <KnightmareSigvard> 14DM, does this place feel ...very litle populated?
  451. 01:04:55: <DM_of_ASStora> "That will be 9 gold."
  452. 01:04:58: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It's not for me, it's for a... "friend."
  453. 01:05:04: VioletCatgirl 6pays 9 gold.
  454. 01:05:10: <DM_of_ASStora> You haven't seen sight or sound of anyone but guards here, as of yet
  455. 01:05:15: <TheGypsyHealer> 5>this chocolate cake isn't for me, it's for a prostitute
  456. 01:05:23: <DM_of_ASStora> The waiter accepts the gold, nodding.
  457. 01:05:28: <DM_of_ASStora> "To be sure, ma'am."
  458. 01:05:34: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Where is everyone?"
  459. 01:05:40: KnightmareSigvard 14mumbles that to himself.
  460. 01:05:43: <DM_of_ASStora> He seems to stare into space for a few seconds
  461. 01:05:52: <TheGypsyHealer> 5TELEPORTING CAKE
  462. 01:05:54: <TheGypsyHealer> 5CALLING IT NOW
  463. 01:05:54: <DM_of_ASStora> A small portal opens in his now waiting palm
  464. 01:05:57: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Knew it.
  465. 01:06:00: <DM_of_ASStora> DAMN IT, GYPSY.
  466. 01:06:11: <DM_of_ASStora> A small white box tied with string appears in his hand
  467. 01:06:18: <DM_of_ASStora> He passes it over to Violet
  468. 01:06:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Thank you very much, sir."
  469. 01:06:39: <DM_of_ASStora> "Thank you, ma'am. Would you like anything else?"
  470. 01:06:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...No, that will be all."
  471. 01:07:05: <DM_of_ASStora> "As you wish. Have a pleasant day."
  472. 01:07:11: VioletCatgirl 6nods. "You too."
  473. 01:07:12: Bodyguard_Lann 10clears his throat
  474. 01:07:27: <DM_of_ASStora> The Dungeon Master glares at Lann some more.
  475. 01:07:38: VioletCatgirl 6skips off back to the room she came from
  476. 01:07:42: Bodyguard_Lann 10clears his throat some more
  477. 01:07:43: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard following Violet looks down at her with pity.
  478. 01:07:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...It was all I could think of at the moment."
  479. 01:08:00: <DM_of_ASStora> She is back at the room soon after, guard in tow
  480. 01:08:12: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Don't look at me like that, you almost called me "ma"."
  481. 01:08:25: <DM_of_ASStora> "We have arrived, ma'am."
  482. 01:08:33: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Ah, here we are."
  483. 01:08:37: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Thanks."
  484. 01:08:41: VioletCatgirl 6walks in.
  485. 01:08:52: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hello~?"
  486. 01:08:58: <DM_of_ASStora> Everyone seems to be in an awkward silence
  487. 01:09:04: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Hey, Violet."
  488. 01:09:10: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"You came just in time to feel the awkward."
  489. 01:09:11: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Cheery in here, isn't it?"
  490. 01:09:21: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Yep."
  491. 01:09:33: Bodyguard_Lann 10eyes one of the guards
  492. 01:09:34: KnightmareSigvard 14rubs his wrist, shrugging.
  493. 01:09:45: VioletCatgirl 6skips over and leaves the box next to the dungeon master. "Take this as an apology."
  494. 01:09:59: <DM_of_ASStora> She turns her head slowly over to the box
  495. 01:10:05: <DM_of_ASStora> "Good."
  496. 01:10:22: VioletCatgirl 6skips back to her seat and sits down, wiping sweat off her brow.
  497. 01:10:25: <DM_of_ASStora> "Now..."
  498. 01:10:34: <DM_of_ASStora> "What can do I to be rid of you all?"
  499. 01:10:57: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"We need to know where the Harp of Longinus is - and use it."
  500. 01:11:02: VioletCatgirl 6sighs and relaxes in her seat.
  501. 01:11:18: <DM_of_ASStora> "Finding the harp will be easy."
  502. 01:11:27: <DM_of_ASStora> "As for using it... well, I'll leave that one to you."
  503. 01:11:39: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Where is it, then?"
  504. 01:11:48: <DM_of_ASStora> "The Harp of Longingus is currently being showcased in our relic exhibition."
  505. 01:12:16: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...So I'm guessing it's not up for use."
  506. 01:12:30: VioletCatgirl 6flicks her tail.
  507. 01:12:32: <DM_of_ASStora> "I would not think so."
  508. 01:12:56: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Well, that's a bit of a pickle."
  509. 01:13:03: Bodyguard_Lann 10coughs
  510. 01:13:12: KnightmareSigvard 14sighs in frustration.
  511. 01:13:19: VioletCatgirl 6straightens in her seat. "So, uh, do you have any idea how we might ask to "borrow" it?"
  512. 01:13:38: VioletCatgirl 6looks at Lann. "Did you want to say something?"
  513. 01:13:47: Bodyguard_Lann 10shakes his head no
  514. 01:13:55: <DM_of_ASStora> "I don't think that many people would allow just anyone to have lend of their priceless artifacts."
  515. 01:14:04: <DM_of_ASStora> "Especially to people so poorly dressed."
  516. 01:14:16: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"This is a nice dress."
  517. 01:14:28: VioletCatgirl 6sighs. "It was the least we could do on short occasion."
  518. 01:14:32: <DM_of_ASStora> "For a teenage girl, yes."
  519. 01:14:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Two out of three were obtained just yesterday."
  520. 01:14:41: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"What else am I supposed to pretend to be?"
  521. 01:14:55: <DM_of_ASStora> She raises her eyebrows at Gypsy.
  522. 01:15:08: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"We - We couldn't find a suit."
  523. 01:15:21: <DM_of_ASStora> "Oh, I'm sorry - did you think I said something."
  524. 01:15:35: TheGypsyHealer 5folds its arms and clams up.
  525. 01:16:24: <DM_of_ASStora> "Well. Are you all just going to lessen the quality of my room with your mere presence or are you going to do something?"
  526. 01:16:56: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Well."
  527. 01:17:05: TheGypsyHealer 5folds its arms even more passive-aggressively.
  528. 01:17:09: KnightmareSigvard 14shoots a small glance at the Broccubus, before pushing himself up.
  529. 01:17:19: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Perhaps if they won't let us borrow the harp..."
  530. 01:17:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Would you be able to?"
  531. 01:17:31: VioletCatgirl 6looks at DM.
  532. 01:17:37: <DM_of_ASStora> "No."
  533. 01:17:43: KnightmareSigvard 14walks out of the room, waiting outside.
  534. 01:17:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6'...Shi- Sword?"
  535. 01:17:58: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hm."
  536. 01:18:22: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Certainly there's other ways than just asking nicely, right?"
  537. 01:18:48: <DM_of_ASStora> "Oh, whatever are you insinuating."
  538. 01:18:48: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I wouldn't want to resort to... "methods"."
  539. 01:19:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Well."
  540. 01:19:13: <DM_of_ASStora> "It is a good thing that I can trust my friends as upstanding citizens."
  541. 01:19:27: VioletCatgirl 6flicks her tail.
  542. 01:19:38: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Are we on the same wavelength, here?"
  543. 01:19:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I don't think I want to do that, but..."
  544. 01:19:54: <DM_of_ASStora> "I have no idea what you are implying."
  545. 01:20:16: <DM_of_ASStora> "I was just remarking on how much I love to see my dear friends, a well off merchant family and their bodyguard, is it?"
  546. 01:20:33: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Yes."
  547. 01:20:40: VioletCatgirl 6nods. "Yes."
  548. 01:21:00: <DM_of_ASStora> "I would recommend hiring better protection."
  549. 01:21:12: <DM_of_ASStora> "This one seems awfully incompetent."
  550. 01:21:14: Bodyguard_Lann 10yawns loudly "Wellp, time to hit that dusty old trail."
  551. 01:21:16: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Have to keep up appearances."
  552. 01:21:22: Bodyguard_Lann 10walks out of the room.
  553. 01:21:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Foof. Rough."
  554. 01:21:30: <DM_of_ASStora> "Case in point."
  555. 01:21:48: <DM_of_ASStora> "Now to just detain you both and have you killed on a whim..."
  556. 01:22:00: VioletCatgirl 6laughs rather awkwardly.
  557. 01:22:00: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Do you have that kind of power?"
  558. 01:22:05: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yeah, yeah, that's funny."
  559. 01:22:09: <DM_of_ASStora> "Yes."
  560. 01:22:10: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Funny girl, you."
  561. 01:22:16: <DM_of_ASStora> "Well, at least somebody gets my humour."
  562. 01:22:19: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Welp."
  563. 01:22:25: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Time to hit that dusty old trail."
  564. 01:22:27: KnightmareSigvard 14leans by the wall, tapping his foot.
  565. 01:22:32: TheGypsyHealer 5edges out of the room slowly.
  566. 01:22:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It's a good thing we're not, say, thieves or anything."
  567. 01:22:39: <DM_of_ASStora> "Indeed."
  568. 01:22:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Or adventurers, heaven forbid."
  569. 01:22:55: Bodyguard_Lann 10turns to one of the guards "So uh, she pay you well?"
  570. 01:22:57: <DM_of_ASStora> "Ta-ta now, love. You have dinner soon, yes?"
  571. 01:22:58: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Violet."
  572. 01:22:59: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Come on."
  573. 01:23:05: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard does not answer.
  574. 01:23:14: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"...Right then."
  575. 01:23:16: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Yes, alright, hold on."
  576. 01:23:22: VioletCatgirl 6turns back to DM.
  577. 01:23:26: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'll be sure to."
  578. 01:23:33: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Take care~."
  579. 01:23:56: <DM_of_ASStora> She gives the two women, well at least party members /posed/ as women, a dismissive wave
  580. 01:24:06: VioletCatgirl 6walks out.
  581. 01:24:17: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Well."
  582. 01:24:31: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"We should go somewhere private and discuss our next move."
  583. 01:24:36: KnightmareSigvard 14shifts his footing constantly
  584. 01:24:40: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...yes, yes we should."
  585. 01:24:44: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"I agree."
  586. 01:24:50: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Say, in the relic exhibit."
  587. 01:25:02: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Sounds peaceful."
  588. 01:25:17: VioletCatgirl 6mutters to herself. "I can't believe I'm contemplating this, I turned myself around."
  589. 01:25:18: <DM_of_ASStora> The guards look toward both Gypsy and Violet
  590. 01:25:23: <DM_of_ASStora> As if assessing them.
  591. 01:25:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Hm?"
  592. 01:25:35: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"We did want to see it anyway."
  593. 01:25:35: VioletCatgirl 6straightens back up.
  594. 01:25:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Is there something the matter?"
  595. 01:25:49: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Might as well take the chance. We're not going to be able to afford another trip like this one for a few years."
  596. 01:26:08: <DM_of_ASStora> "...Shall we escort you to the exhibition, ma'am?"
  597. 01:26:18: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Y-yes, please."
  598. 01:26:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That'd be nice."
  599. 01:26:30: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Lead on."
  600. 01:26:36: <DM_of_ASStora> "Very well."
  601. 01:26:38: KnightmareSigvard 14shuffles back beside Violet
  602. 01:26:47: TheGypsyHealer 5shuffles along behind the duo.
  603. 01:26:50: <DM_of_ASStora> "I shall require that each of you stand still."
  604. 01:26:59: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Alright?"
  605. 01:27:00: VioletCatgirl 6leans next to Sig. "Sure."
  606. 01:27:06: TheGypsyHealer 5nods.
  607. 01:27:17: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Portals?"
  608. 01:27:20: <DM_of_ASStora> The ground beneath each party member, as well as the two guards, opens up into a swirly purple portal
  609. 01:27:27: <DM_of_ASStora> Now Gypsy is thinking with portals.
  610. 01:27:36: <TheGypsyHealer> 5I am so good at predicting portals
  611. 01:27:38: <DM_of_ASStora> In a flash, they are transported to a different room
  612. 01:27:41: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Woah."
  613. 01:27:41: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Wh-"
  614. 01:27:44: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I like that."
  615. 01:27:48: Bodyguard_Lann 10salutes as he falls into the portal
  616. 01:27:58: <DM_of_ASStora> It is rather spacious, with many pedestals dotted about the place
  617. 01:28:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Wow."
  618. 01:28:13: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Oh look, we're in the exhibit."
  619. 01:28:14: <DM_of_ASStora> There are plaques placed around the room, explaining various artifacts
  620. 01:28:19: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"..Is this in Brohella?"
  621. 01:28:28: <DM_of_ASStora> "No, sir."
  622. 01:28:31: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Ah."
  623. 01:28:42: Bodyguard_Lann 10checks out the nearest artifact
  624. 01:28:44: KnightmareSigvard 14starts walking, looking at each artifact plaque curiously.
  625. 01:28:57: <DM_of_ASStora> Lann stares at this wondrous oddity: it appears to be a dildo made of glass
  626. 01:29:12: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"I wonder what this does."
  627. 01:29:19: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"What what does?"
  628. 01:29:19: Bodyguard_Lann 10chooses to not read the plaque.
  629. 01:29:23: TheGypsyHealer 5stares at the wonder with Lann.
  630. 01:29:23: KnightmareSigvard 14looks for any sword artifacts.
  631. 01:29:26: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Huh."
  632. 01:29:29: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I also wonder."
  633. 01:29:29: KnightmareSigvard 14plus the harp, of course.
  634. 01:29:29: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"This, thing."
  635. 01:29:33: <VioletCatgirl> 6'...Wh-"
  636. 01:29:43: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That's... rather.."
  637. 01:29:44: KnightmareSigvard 14totally ditches the group, too.
  638. 01:29:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"....lewd.
  639. 01:29:47: KnightmareSigvard 14niggers.
  640. 01:29:49: <DM_of_ASStora> There is a shattered sword, split into three pieces, on a cushion on top of a pedestal
  641. 01:29:56: <DM_of_ASStora> The blade seems to glow a faint gold
  642. 01:30:05: KnightmareSigvard 14arches one eyebrow, reading the pedestral
  643. 01:30:06: <KnightmareSigvard> 14inb4 Avalon
  644. 01:30:15: <DM_of_ASStora> It is not Avalon, fuck you!
  645. 01:30:23: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Yeah, it's Nolava.
  646. 01:30:44: <DM_of_ASStora> It is supposedly the weapon of a great paladin, broken in battle many years ago
  647. 01:30:45: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Where is the lava lamp
  648. 01:30:57: <DM_of_ASStora> There /is/ a lava lamp.
  649. 01:31:00: KnightmareSigvard 14rubs his chin.
  650. 01:31:07: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Do I know anything about this sword at all, DM?
  651. 01:31:16: <DM_of_ASStora> Not really
  652. 01:31:26: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Does it have a name plaque?
  653. 01:31:33: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  654. 01:31:41: VioletCatgirl 6reads the info about the glass dildo.
  655. 01:32:12: <DM_of_ASStora> The blade's named with the completely original title of The Blade of Light
  656. 01:32:25: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Right."
  657. 01:32:31: <KnightmareSigvard> 14DM, any guards near me?
  658. 01:32:51: <DM_of_ASStora> Reportedly, the glass dildo is a creation of the Mad Empress Dildosei of Dildonia, one of the many she created after locking herself in her tower for decades
  659. 01:32:58: <DM_of_ASStora> It is supposedly the last remaining of them
  660. 01:33:07: <DM_of_ASStora> There is a guard following you, yes
  661. 01:33:10: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Ew."
  662. 01:33:12: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Can you imagine spending all that time locked in a tower with nothing for company except a bunch of dildos, Violet?"
  663. 01:33:25: VioletCatgirl 6shudders.
  664. 01:33:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'd much rather not."
  665. 01:33:43: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Yeah. Me, uh, me too. We should keep looking."
  666. 01:33:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'm not an anti-social person."
  667. 01:33:58: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"So, harps."
  668. 01:34:08: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Yeah!"
  669. 01:34:09: Bodyguard_Lann 10activate BARD VISION and looks for a harp
  670. 01:34:10: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Harp."
  671. 01:34:39: <DM_of_ASStora> Lann uses his magical music sense!
  672. 01:34:42: <DM_of_ASStora> And by that I mean his eyes.
  673. 01:34:49: <DM_of_ASStora> He spots a staircase at the other end of the room, leading upwards
  674. 01:34:56: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Bard vision, activate!"
  675. 01:34:58: <DM_of_ASStora> A sign above it reads 'The Stairway to Heaven'
  676. 01:35:12: Bodyguard_Lann 10heads up the stairscase
  677. 01:35:15: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Do you think it actually goes to Heaven, that stairway?"
  678. 01:35:17: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"This way, guys."
  679. 01:35:22: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...I'd have no idea."
  680. 01:35:24: <DM_of_ASStora> Each step seems to produce a musical note
  681. 01:35:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sig?"
  682. 01:35:24: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"I don't know, maybe."
  683. 01:35:35: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Oh- oh man!"
  684. 01:35:37: VioletCatgirl 6looks around. "Sigvard?"
  685. 01:35:38: TheGypsyHealer 5tilts its head at the sound.
  686. 01:35:48: Bodyguard_Lann 10runs back and forth up and down the stairs
  687. 01:35:49: KnightmareSigvard 14is in a corner, looking at a sword.
  688. 01:35:50: TheGypsyHealer 5follows Lann onto them, then dances up and down the stairs.
  689. 01:35:55: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Here, here, you take this half."
  690. 01:35:56: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Psh."
  691. 01:36:00: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Let's play Hot Cross Buns."
  692. 01:36:02: <DM_of_ASStora> One of the guards stares down Lann.
  693. 01:36:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sword, come over here."
  694. 01:36:08: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Oh."
  695. 01:36:15: VioletCatgirl 6walks over to Sword.
  696. 01:36:15: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I think they don't like us."
  697. 01:36:16: KnightmareSigvard 14blinks, breaking off of his stupor, eyeing Violet.
  698. 01:36:21: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Oh."
  699. 01:36:26: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What's up?"
  700. 01:36:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Just taking in the knowledge?"
  701. 01:36:42: KnightmareSigvard 14adjusts his shoulder cape "Yeah."
  702. 01:36:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Come on, now.""
  703. 01:36:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"We came here to see the harp."
  704. 01:36:51: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"There's..quite a few celestial artifacts here."
  705. 01:36:52: Bodyguard_Lann 10heads upstairs at ast
  706. 01:36:59: VioletCatgirl 6nods. "I'd say."
  707. 01:37:09: KnightmareSigvard 14follows Violet, mumbling to himself "Don't like it."
  708. 01:37:12: <DM_of_ASStora> There are a set of pearly gates blocking the party from entering at the top of the stairs
  709. 01:37:28: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"GEE"
  710. 01:37:28: <DM_of_ASStora> Seemingly of their own accord, they open slowly and silently
  711. 01:37:29: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Huh?"
  712. 01:37:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oooh~"
  713. 01:37:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Pretty."
  714. 01:37:47: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"I WONDER HOW- oh, they're opening."
  715. 01:38:03: VioletCatgirl 6sits there and waits for the doors to slowly open.
  716. 01:38:04: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"It's all just fancy light shows, chill out."
  717. 01:38:13: <DM_of_ASStora> And the other end of the room, enshrouded by light, is a large golden greatharp
  718. 01:38:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Jeez."
  719. 01:38:19: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Woahh."
  720. 01:38:25: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Wow."
  721. 01:38:31: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Welp."
  722. 01:38:50: <DM_of_ASStora> There are other instruments lining the walls, too - lots of lutes and violins
  723. 01:39:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Ohoho, woow~"
  724. 01:39:05: <DM_of_ASStora> There's even a white and gold harmonica too!
  725. 01:39:09: VioletCatgirl 6looks around.
  726. 01:39:11: Bodyguard_Lann 10walks up to the harp
  727. 01:39:15: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh, a harmonica!"
  728. 01:39:18: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I love those things!"
  729. 01:39:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Harp."
  730. 01:39:31: VioletCatgirl 6looks over.
  731. 01:39:32: KnightmareSigvard 14arches one eyebrow. Are all these Celestial, DM?
  732. 01:39:46: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"What in the actual fuck."
  733. 01:39:48: <DM_of_ASStora> You don't think so
  734. 01:40:05: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Something up, Sword?"
  735. 01:40:12: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10Is there a plaque in front of the golden greatharp?
  736. 01:40:15: VioletCatgirl 6is still looking at glorious harp
  737. 01:40:18: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Uh. Disconcentrating."
  738. 01:40:19: <DM_of_ASStora> There is
  739. 01:40:26: <DM_of_ASStora> It simply says: The Harp of Longinus
  740. 01:40:27: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Quite a light show they put up here, huh?"
  741. 01:40:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Yeah."
  742. 01:40:35: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"The Harp of Longinus."
  743. 01:40:43: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"So, that's it?"
  744. 01:40:49: VioletCatgirl 6stands back up.
  745. 01:40:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Beautiful, innit."
  746. 01:40:58: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Hang on."
  747. 01:41:12: Bodyguard_Lann 10looks around for any guards
  748. 01:41:15: KnightmareSigvard 14steps up to it.
  749. 01:41:55: <DM_of_ASStora> There are two guards positioned at the back of the room
  750. 01:42:03: <DM_of_ASStora> The same ones that have been following you all this time
  751. 01:42:37: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...I hope *ahem* taking a close look at it *ahem* isn't what DM was implying..."
  752. 01:42:50: KnightmareSigvard 14moves his hand away
  753. 01:42:52: Bodyguard_Lann 10walks back down the stairs, splitting from the party
  754. 01:43:12: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"This might be just a replica, you know."
  755. 01:43:39: Bodyguard_Lann 10checks if any guard followed
  756. 01:43:46: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"DM claimed it was the real thing.
  757. 01:43:47: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"
  758. 01:43:51: <DM_of_ASStora> One of them follows after Lann
  759. 01:44:00: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Her claims should not be seen as entirely trustworthy."
  760. 01:44:03: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Anything behind the harp, DM?
  761. 01:44:13: TheGypsyHealer 5glances at Lann as he pulls the guard away.
  762. 01:44:20: Bodyguard_Lann 10walks back up the stairs to the party
  763. 01:44:21: TheGypsyHealer 5walks back down the musical stairs to the dildo.
  764. 01:44:33: TheGypsyHealer 5gives Lann what it hopes is a significant look.
  765. 01:44:35: <DM_of_ASStora> Just a wall, Sword
  766. 01:44:53: KnightmareSigvard 14sighs
  767. 01:44:59: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard stops tailing Lann and follows Gypsy instead
  768. 01:45:13: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"So, mister guard...What do you think of dildos?"
  769. 01:45:15: KnightmareSigvard 14shuffles back beside Violet.
  770. 01:45:16: <DM_of_ASStora> Gypsy notices two swirling portals open up on the exhibit floor
  771. 01:45:32: <DM_of_ASStora> A man dressed in a finely pressed suit appears out of one, escorted by yet another guard.
  772. 01:45:41: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Oh, yeah.
  773. 01:45:45: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Public exhibit.
  774. 01:45:46: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard gives Gypsy the cold shoulder
  775. 01:45:50: KnightmareSigvard 14eyes a Guard "Hey?"
  776. 01:45:50: <SorcererBoswell> 2"you people really need to learn how to use doors..."
  777. 01:45:52: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"How rude."
  778. 01:45:58: TheGypsyHealer 5continues observing the dildo.
  779. 01:46:10: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard with the majority of the party looks to Sword. "Yes, sir?"
  780. 01:46:20: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"How long will the Harp be in exposition?"
  781. 01:46:30: <DM_of_ASStora> "Exhibition, sir."
  782. 01:46:36: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Exhibition, sorry."
  783. 01:46:39: Bodyguard_Lann 10snickers
  784. 01:46:40: <DM_of_ASStora> "It is currently not scheduled to be moved."
  785. 01:46:41: <VioletCatgirl> 6"pfthch."
  786. 01:46:45: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Ah."
  787. 01:47:09: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"What would you do if we moved it?"
  788. 01:47:18: <DM_of_ASStora> "You are welcome to try."
  789. 01:47:27: SorcererBoswell 2approaches the glass dildo
  790. 01:47:28: Bodyguard_Lann 10nods "I see, I see."
  791. 01:47:34: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Uh, hi."
  792. 01:47:40: <DM_of_ASStora> It's a dildo! Made of glass!
  793. 01:47:41: TheGypsyHealer 5gestures towards the case.
  794. 01:47:43: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Dildo."
  795. 01:47:47: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"In a museum."
  796. 01:48:17: <SorcererBoswell> 2"yeah... It belongs pretty much anywhere except a museum."
  797. 01:48:24: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"How about that, right. Weird shit."
  798. 01:48:40: SorcererBoswell 2shakes gypsy's hand "Boswell. and you are?"
  799. 01:48:51: Bodyguard_Lann 10checks if the guards have any weapons on them
  800. 01:48:57: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Azra."
  801. 01:49:02: <DM_of_ASStora> They are each carrying a glaive
  802. 01:49:16: <SorcererBoswell> 2"what has you here at the exhibit?"
  803. 01:49:22: KnightmareSigvard 14simply lowers his head in defeat.
  804. 01:49:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Sig?"
  805. 01:49:35: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"My pa - family."
  806. 01:49:39: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Is visiting town."
  807. 01:49:48: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Yeah?"
  808. 01:49:53: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"And you?"
  809. 01:49:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What's up?"
  810. 01:50:01: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I'm not too sure on how to proceed."
  811. 01:50:03: <SorcererBoswell> 2"Work..."
  812. 01:50:18: Bodyguard_Lann 10looks at the ceiling of the room he's in
  813. 01:50:37: <DM_of_ASStora> It looks to be an open, blue sky
  814. 01:50:42: <DM_of_ASStora> Fluffy clouds and all
  815. 01:50:50: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Huh."
  816. 01:50:56: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Interesting."
  817. 01:51:10: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Neither am I really."
  818. 01:51:29: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"What do you do?"
  819. 01:51:49: KnightmareSigvard 14keeps rubbing his wrist.
  820. 01:51:53: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Maybe this is pointless."
  821. 01:51:56: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Do you hear that?
  822. 01:52:02: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Azra's talking to somebody."
  823. 01:52:15: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"YOU'RE NOT MY KEEPER, LANN. I CAN TALK TO GUYS IF I WANT."
  824. 01:52:26: <SorcererBoswell> 2"Sorcerer, gentleman, man about town... i'm here for the dildo exhibit today. as a favour."
  825. 01:52:33: Bodyguard_Lann 10SSSSLIDES DOWN THE STAIRS
  826. 01:52:36: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"The dildo exhibit specifically?"
  827. 01:52:38: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Why?"
  828. 01:52:45: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Who is this?"
  829. 01:52:50: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"What are you doing here?"
  830. 01:52:57: <DM_of_ASStora> One of the guards in the main exhibit room glares at Lann
  831. 01:52:59: TheGypsyHealer 5folds its arms.
  832. 01:53:03: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"You want a dildo down your throat motherfucker?"
  833. 01:53:04: SorcererBoswell 2leans over and whispers "Um, i'd rather not say out loud. not with guards"
  834. 01:53:33: <Gypsy_Prime> Huh what
  835. 01:53:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Get our bearings?"
  836. 01:53:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Like..."
  837. 01:53:47: <TheGypsyHealer> 5I miss anything?
  838. 01:53:51: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Figure out what to do."
  839. 01:53:54: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Last thing I saw was 'not with guards' or whatever
  840. 01:53:55: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10Not much
  841. 01:53:55: <SorcererBoswell> 2what did you see last?
  842. 01:53:58: <DM_of_ASStora> The two guards position themselves closer to Lann and Boswell respectively
  843. 01:53:58: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"It's hard to think in here."
  844. 01:54:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6Yeah, that's all you missed
  845. 01:54:20: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Cool shit.
  846. 01:54:35: SorcererBoswell 2turns to the guards "Do you mind? your overshadowing the marital aid!"
  847. 01:54:52: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"marital aid?"
  848. 01:54:56: <DM_of_ASStora> "Sir, I suggest that you watch your tone."
  849. 01:55:07: <DM_of_ASStora> "Both of you."
  850. 01:55:15: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Tone? We're the only ones in the exhibit."
  851. 01:55:24: <SorcererBoswell> 2"what he said."
  852. 01:55:30: <Gypsy_Prime> 5Goddamn, that's annoying.
  853. 01:55:30: <Gypsy_Prime> 5Goddamn, that's annoying.
  854. 01:55:31: <DM_of_ASStora> "That does not allow you to forget your manners."
  855. 01:55:31: <DM_of_ASStora> "That does not allow you to forget your manners."
  856. 01:55:51: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Manners?! You're boss is a succubus!"
  857. 01:55:51: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Manners?! You're boss is a succubus!"
  858. 01:56:02: VioletCatgirl 6looks around. Any guards focused on me?
  859. 01:56:06: <SorcererBoswell> 2"A succubus? really?"
  860. 01:56:14: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard close to Lann charges into him, knocking him to the ground
  861. 01:56:18: KnightmareSigvard 14slinks off to a corner.
  862. 01:56:22: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"A succubus, reall-OOF!"
  863. 01:56:29: <DM_of_ASStora> There's one with you and Sword, Violet
  864. 01:56:30: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Agh, what the hell was that for?"
  865. 01:56:40: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What's going on over there, Guard!?"
  866. 01:56:47: <DM_of_ASStora> A portal opens up underneath Lann
  867. 01:56:49: KnightmareSigvard 14admires a fine Violin.
  868. 01:56:53: Bodyguard_Lann 10salutes
  869. 01:56:53: SorcererBoswell 2hands start glowing "hey, back off, man!"
  870. 01:57:01: <DM_of_ASStora> "Everything is under control, ma'am."
  871. 01:57:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...I'd hope."
  872. 01:57:14: <DM_of_ASStora> Both guards snap their head to Boswell
  873. 01:57:19: KnightmareSigvard 14eyes the guard that's with them
  874. 01:57:21: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5attempts to appear as a frightened young lady.
  875. 01:57:24: <DM_of_ASStora> The other dives at him, attempting to grapple him as well
  876. 01:57:26: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Say, how often do you host exhibitions?"
  877. 01:57:35: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Oh my!"
  878. 01:57:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"How are those guys called? Does the guard need to ask for... assistance, or do they just come out."
  879. 01:57:35: <SorcererBoswell> 2counter
  880. 01:57:49: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet and Sword's guard seems to be focused elsewhere.
  881. 01:57:53: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Tacklan
  882. 01:57:53: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Tacklan: 90
  883. 01:57:58: <DM_of_ASStora> Jesus Christ.
  884. 01:58:01: KnightmareSigvard 14gives Violet an abrupt nod.
  885. 01:58:02: <DM_of_ASStora> How do you counter?
  886. 01:58:13: VioletCatgirl 6turns for the harp. Any encasements?
  887. 01:58:17: <SorcererBoswell> 2magic. freeze him in position.
  888. 01:58:20: <DM_of_ASStora> Nope, Vi
  889. 01:58:29: KnightmareSigvard 14whispers "It's encased in an invisible wall."
  890. 01:58:32: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 We've used up all our ice puns already
  891. 01:58:32: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, We've used up all our ice puns already: 73
  892. 01:58:34: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I tried jut touching it."
  893. 01:58:38: VioletCatgirl 6just...
  894. 01:58:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh."
  895. 01:58:41: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5You both SUCK
  896. 01:58:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Crap, crap, crap, uhm..."
  897. 01:58:46: <DM_of_ASStora> Boswell shoots off a chunk of ice at the guard, knocking him on the helmet
  898. 01:58:50: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Azra, dear!"
  899. 01:58:56: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"What?"
  900. 01:58:56: <DM_of_ASStora> He stumbles back and onto his ass
  901. 01:58:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Get over here, before you get hurt!"
  902. 01:59:04: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"But mooooom."
  903. 01:59:08: <SorcererBoswell> 2"Don't manhandle the guests."
  904. 01:59:12: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Now, young lady."
  905. 01:59:13: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet's guard falls down into a portal beneath him and behind Boswell
  906. 01:59:19: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Manhandling
  907. 01:59:19: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Manhandling: 11
  908. 01:59:22: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5huffs and approaches Violet.
  909. 01:59:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"NOW."
  910. 01:59:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Thank you."
  911. 01:59:28: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5lowers its voice. "What's up?"
  912. 01:59:32: VioletCatgirl 6pats her on the head.
  913. 01:59:32: <DM_of_ASStora> Consider yourself manhandled.
  914. 01:59:36: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Don't do that."
  915. 01:59:43: VioletCatgirl 6whispers "Disspell the wall on the harp."
  916. 01:59:48: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5attempts to do so.
  917. 01:59:50: <DM_of_ASStora> He hits into the back of Boswell's head, having the element of surprise
  918. 01:59:58: <SorcererBoswell> 2"oof"
  919. 02:00:09: <DM_of_ASStora> A portal is opened up beneath him, dragging him and the guard out of the exhibit
  920. 02:00:24: <DM_of_ASStora> The second guard, with Lann, likewise exits it - Lann in tow
  921. 02:00:35: <DM_of_ASStora> The only guard in the exhibit is left dazed in the main exhibit room
  922. 02:00:45: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Dispelling
  923. 02:00:45: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Dispelling : 19
  924. 02:00:47: KnightmareSigvard 14takes a deep breath, and heads down.
  925. 02:00:58: KnightmareSigvard 14eyes the guard, standing /AWAY/ from the stairs ,so he'll face HIM, not the room.
  926. 02:01:00: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Hey?"
  927. 02:01:03: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Are you alright?"
  928. 02:01:03: <DM_of_ASStora> Azra begins casting her spell
  929. 02:01:12: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5>her
  930. 02:01:12: <DM_of_ASStora> "I am fine, sir..."
  931. 02:01:20: <DM_of_ASStora> Its spell, whatever!
  932. 02:01:25: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"What happened? Do you need medical assistance?"
  933. 02:01:25: <DM_of_ASStora> You're the one wearing a dress afterall.
  934. 02:01:29: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5They made me.
  935. 02:01:30: <DM_of_ASStora> "I am fine, sir."
  936. 02:01:39: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Alright, suit yourself."
  937. 02:01:45: <DM_of_ASStora> The magic seems to hit an invisible wall
  938. 02:02:10: <DM_of_ASStora> It dissipates across it, showing a large box-shape around the harp
  939. 02:02:19: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Hmm."
  940. 02:02:31: VioletCatgirl 6feels for the wall. Is it still there, or is it gone?
  941. 02:02:39: <DM_of_ASStora> Still there
  942. 02:02:44: KnightmareSigvard 14keeps eyeing the guard "worriedly."
  943. 02:02:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"....gha."
  944. 02:03:18: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard staggers to his feet, using his glaive for support
  945. 02:03:43: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Does this happen often?"
  946. 02:03:47: <DM_of_ASStora> For your respective informations, Lann and Boswell are being roughed up in another room
  947. 02:04:10: <DM_of_ASStora> Not /tortured/, just being taught a lesson
  948. 02:04:21: <DM_of_ASStora> "On occasion."
  949. 02:04:23: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10Roll to take it like a man.
  950. 02:04:31: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"One would figure."
  951. 02:04:34: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Res check!
  952. 02:04:35: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Res check!: 7
  953. 02:04:42: <DM_of_ASStora> Lann's got balls of steel.
  954. 02:04:45: Bodyguard_Lann 10activates ManlyKnight.jpg
  955. 02:04:49: <SorcererBoswell> 2same?
  956. 02:04:52: <DM_of_ASStora> It's like he's just having a pleasant massage.
  957. 02:04:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Azra, teleport it out."
  958. 02:04:54: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10ManlyBodyguard.jpg*
  959. 02:04:59: <DM_of_ASStora> He doesn't give much of a fuck.
  960. 02:05:03: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Do what now?"
  961. 02:05:06: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Boswell manliness!
  962. 02:05:06: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Boswell manliness!: 61
  963. 02:05:13: <DM_of_ASStora> Boswell is not as manly.
  964. 02:05:13: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Do I look like a sorcerer to you?"
  965. 02:05:14: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...You can do that."
  966. 02:05:16: <DM_of_ASStora> Not by a long shot.
  967. 02:05:19: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Right?"
  968. 02:05:24: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"No, I can't. When have I ever teleported anything?"
  969. 02:05:29: <DM_of_ASStora> He is on the verge of tears
  970. 02:05:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Try it."
  971. 02:05:34: <DM_of_ASStora> Can't let Lann see, can't let Lann see..
  972. 02:05:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Please."
  973. 02:05:39: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5attempts to teleport the box out of place.
  974. 02:05:54: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100+20 This is not in your repertoire
  975. 02:05:55: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, This is not in your repertoire : 23:3+20
  976. 02:06:00: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Natural 3.
  977. 02:06:00: <DM_of_ASStora> Yet that was a 3
  978. 02:06:01: <KnightmareSigvard> 14BASED
  979. 02:06:01: <KnightmareSigvard> 14BASED
  980. 02:06:02: <KnightmareSigvard> 14BASED
  981. 02:06:05: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Gopsy
  982. 02:06:06: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Supreme
  983. 02:06:10: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-15 Special things
  984. 02:06:10: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Special things: 66:81-15
  985. 02:06:17: <DM_of_ASStora> Special things do not occur!
  986. 02:06:19: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Fuck your special things
  987. 02:06:30: <DM_of_ASStora> The harp does not move out of the way.
  988. 02:06:43: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Did you move the box?"
  989. 02:06:48: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Try touching it and see."
  990. 02:06:50: <DM_of_ASStora> But the invisible wall surrounding it seems to shatter into shards of physical light as Azra's spell is completed
  991. 02:06:56: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Woah."
  992. 02:07:03: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"I don't know how I did that."
  993. 02:07:10: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Or what I did, exactly. But grab it. Let's get out."
  994. 02:07:15: VioletCatgirl 6quickly looks back and forth. Any cameras?
  995. 02:07:21: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Cameras exist?
  996. 02:07:25: <KnightmareSigvard> 14How big is the harp, again?
  997. 02:07:25: <DM_of_ASStora> Nope
  998. 02:07:32: <DM_of_ASStora> Very.
  999. 02:07:34: <DM_of_ASStora> Taller than a person
  1000. 02:07:35: VioletCatgirl 6nods, and..."
  1001. 02:07:40: <DM_of_ASStora> About 7 and a half feet
  1002. 02:07:41: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5We maybe should have considered that.
  1003. 02:07:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Great."
  1004. 02:07:46: <KnightmareSigvard> 14We don't need to take it.
  1005. 02:07:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"How are we getting this out."
  1006. 02:08:01: KnightmareSigvard 14takes a deep breath, and gets his footing upstairs.
  1007. 02:08:08: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  1008. 02:08:10: VioletCatgirl 6nods.
  1009. 02:08:12: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Azra - play it."
  1010. 02:08:13: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Now."
  1011. 02:08:19: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"What."
  1012. 02:08:21: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Play?"
  1013. 02:08:22: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard follows after Swordfag, using his glaive as a balance
  1014. 02:08:23: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I said play it."
  1015. 02:08:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Play what?"
  1016. 02:08:27: <DM_of_ASStora> "Halt!"
  1017. 02:08:29: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5plays the harp.
  1018. 02:08:29: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Play your bagpipes."
  1019. 02:08:42: <DM_of_ASStora> Azra approaches the harp
  1020. 02:08:48: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"I, uh."
  1021. 02:08:49: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard sticks his hand outwards
  1022. 02:08:56: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Mind bullets!
  1023. 02:08:56: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Mind bullets!: 70
  1024. 02:09:06: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Counter with EXTREME KAWAII HARP ACTION, I guess
  1025. 02:09:08: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Don't even counter, he should fail.
  1026. 02:09:20: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Heh. Countering.
  1027. 02:09:20: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Heh. Countering.: 60
  1028. 02:09:29: <DM_of_ASStora> Both of you /suck/!
  1029. 02:09:33: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Isn't there more than one guard, though?
  1030. 02:09:39: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Nope, just one.
  1031. 02:09:42: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Oh.
  1032. 02:09:49: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard fires off a blast of psionic energy, hitting into the floor
  1033. 02:10:03: <DM_of_ASStora> Gypsy just kind of fucks about with the harp
  1034. 02:10:08: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"I don't know how to play harps!"
  1035. 02:10:11: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Hang on."
  1036. 02:10:14: KnightmareSigvard 14approaches it.
  1037. 02:10:17: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"My caravan was always more interested in woodwinds!"
  1038. 02:10:19: <KnightmareSigvard> 14DM - reaction or no reaction?
  1039. 02:10:30: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard attempts to whack Sword on the back of the head with his glaive
  1040. 02:10:38: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 This guy's still here, y'know
  1041. 02:10:38: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, This guy's still here, y'know: 46
  1042. 02:10:40: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Yeah.
  1043. 02:10:41: <KnightmareSigvard> 14He is.
  1044. 02:10:46: <KnightmareSigvard> 14I'm TRYING not to kill him.
  1045. 02:10:58: KnightmareSigvard 14doesn't really counter.
  1046. 02:11:03: <DM_of_ASStora> Well, you get poleaxed by a glaive
  1047. 02:11:09: <DM_of_ASStora> Which is funny
  1048. 02:11:11: <DM_of_ASStora> Since it's a glaive, not a poleaxe
  1049. 02:11:19: <DM_of_ASStora> Sword is knocked to the floor by a strike from behind
  1050. 02:11:19: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Great - so am I near it now?
  1051. 02:11:23: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Welp
  1052. 02:11:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Gh-!"
  1053. 02:11:38: KnightmareSigvard 14winces in pain
  1054. 02:11:40: <DM_of_ASStora> "I said halt!"
  1055. 02:11:43: VioletCatgirl 6turns to the guard and begins to run. AGI, tackle him to the dirt, hopefully hitting his head on the ground.
  1056. 02:11:47: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"/You/ halt."
  1057. 02:11:48: <DM_of_ASStora> Sword is /not/ bleeding
  1058. 02:11:52: <VioletCatgirl> 6Oh.
  1059. 02:11:58: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Tacklan: 65
  1060. 02:11:58: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Tacklan
  1061. 02:12:08: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Poleaxe the catgirl too
  1062. 02:12:08: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Poleaxe the catgirl too: 24
  1063. 02:12:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6...Too late to rescind, isn't it.
  1064. 02:12:19: <DM_of_ASStora> This guard should be given a poleaxe, not a glaive!
  1065. 02:12:21: KnightmareSigvard 14pushes himself up using his left arm, wincing again.
  1066. 02:12:28: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet leaps into the air, at the guard
  1067. 02:12:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6Yep.
  1068. 02:12:37: <DM_of_ASStora> She is knocked back by a blow to the stomach from the shaft
  1069. 02:12:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Gyah-Uhgh."
  1070. 02:12:47: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Okay - everyone calm the hell down!"
  1071. 02:12:48: <DM_of_ASStora> And promptly knocked to the ground by a hit from the blade
  1072. 02:12:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Ogh-!"
  1073. 02:12:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Okay, okay."
  1074. 02:13:01: VioletCatgirl 6stays down.
  1075. 02:13:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"We can talk."
  1076. 02:13:09: <DM_of_ASStora> "I will have to ask you to leave."
  1077. 02:13:20: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"What, we're not allowed to touch it?"
  1078. 02:13:27: <DM_of_ASStora> "No."
  1079. 02:13:33: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Hang on."
  1080. 02:13:34: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"You'd think you'd have some kind of defensive measure if you didn't want that."
  1081. 02:13:42: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Like I don't know, a wall."
  1082. 02:13:49: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You're also extraplanar..And this harp's music affects all-..."
  1083. 02:13:50: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Oh."
  1084. 02:13:53: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I think I see why now."
  1085. 02:14:20: <DM_of_ASStora> Portals open up beneath the feet of the party members, plus guard
  1086. 02:14:28: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Hang on.
  1087. 02:14:29: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Not yet.
  1088. 02:14:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Huh? See what?"
  1089. 02:14:32: <KnightmareSigvard> 14I need to know something first.
  1090. 02:14:50: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Before this happens. Knightmare roll. SLAM DUNK the Broccubus before the portals open up.
  1091. 02:14:58: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Huh.
  1092. 02:14:59: <VioletCatgirl> 6Broccubus?
  1093. 02:15:01: <VioletCatgirl> 6You mean guard, right?
  1094. 02:15:03: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Err.
  1095. 02:15:03: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Yes.
  1096. 02:15:03: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-15 Jam
  1097. 02:15:03: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Jam: 37:52-15
  1098. 02:15:11: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5A pretty reasonable jam.
  1099. 02:15:12: <DM_of_ASStora> Well, the guard is a Brocubus
  1100. 02:15:16: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Psionics, yo
  1101. 02:15:16: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Psionics, yo: 16
  1102. 02:15:16: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5It is?
  1103. 02:15:17: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Hot.
  1104. 02:15:19: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Real.
  1105. 02:15:22: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Psionics fuck em over.
  1106. 02:15:22: <VioletCatgirl> 6Fuck.
  1107. 02:15:32: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10Fucking ultraguards.
  1108. 02:15:37: <DM_of_ASStora> Sword is immediately flung into the ceiling by the guard
  1109. 02:15:46: <DM_of_ASStora> He hits /another/ invisible wall with a loud thud
  1110. 02:15:46: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Woah!"
  1111. 02:15:51: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...That HURT."
  1112. 02:15:56: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...But the view from up here IS pretty cool."
  1113. 02:16:03: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  1114. 02:16:07: <DM_of_ASStora> "Do not move."
  1115. 02:16:07: KnightmareSigvard 14coughs awkwardly.
  1116. 02:16:08: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5waves dryly at Sword.
  1117. 02:16:09: <DM_of_ASStora> "Any of you."
  1118. 02:16:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6"So, we can talk this out, right?"
  1119. 02:16:13: VioletCatgirl 6nods.
  1120. 02:16:19: <DM_of_ASStora> "We can talk this out in the guardroom."
  1121. 02:16:21: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Please."
  1122. 02:16:41: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard's hand begins glowing purple
  1123. 02:16:53: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Channelling: 71
  1124. 02:16:53: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Channelling
  1125. 02:17:01: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Having trouble there?"
  1126. 02:17:06: <DM_of_ASStora> It continues glowing purple for quite some time
  1127. 02:17:11: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Performance anxiety, maybe?"
  1128. 02:17:16: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Want me to get you started?"
  1129. 02:17:26: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5raises its eyebrows suggestively.
  1130. 02:17:27: <DM_of_ASStora> "Cease this mocking immediately!"
  1131. 02:17:33: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"It's no mocking, clam down."
  1132. 02:17:33: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Just offering."
  1133. 02:17:36: <KnightmareSigvard> 14*calm
  1134. 02:17:42: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5How to clam down
  1135. 02:17:42: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I'm just chilling on a roof."
  1136. 02:17:44: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Step 1:
  1137. 02:17:46: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Find a clam.
  1138. 02:17:50: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Step 2: Get inside the clam.
  1139. 02:17:52: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Step 3:
  1140. 02:17:53: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Clam down.
  1141. 02:17:58: <SorcererBoswell> 2hue
  1142. 02:17:58: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 You guys really should take hints
  1143. 02:17:58: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, You guys really should take hints: 32
  1144. 02:18:13: <DM_of_ASStora> Hey look, his hand stopped glowing!
  1145. 02:18:19: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I don't get it."
  1146. 02:18:20: <DM_of_ASStora> Annnnnd the portals are dragging you each inside
  1147. 02:18:21: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  1148. 02:18:32: <DM_of_ASStora> Yep.
  1149. 02:18:41: KnightmareSigvard 14doesn't really resist it, already haven given up.
  1150. 02:18:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Hey, Guard."
  1151. 02:18:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Would running put me in deeper shit."
  1152. 02:19:12: <DM_of_ASStora> Ye can not run!
  1153. 02:19:16: <DM_of_ASStora> For you are being pulled into the portal
  1154. 02:19:16: VioletCatgirl 6is picking the worst time to ask questions.
  1155. 02:19:21: <DM_of_ASStora> And you're all fucked.
  1156. 02:19:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Ah, fuck."
  1157. 02:19:28: <DM_of_ASStora> Because you're now all in a jail cell
  1158. 02:19:34: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"We're all fucked."
  1159. 02:19:45: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"So close, yet so far."
  1160. 02:19:45: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"I hope they separate by gender. Or we can be in the same cell, at least."
  1161. 02:19:49: <DM_of_ASStora> On the other side of the bars, the guard rises out of the floo
  1162. 02:19:50: <DM_of_ASStora> r
  1163. 02:19:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Damnit."
  1164. 02:19:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6"So close."
  1165. 02:20:03: KnightmareSigvard 14awkwardly adjusts his shoulder cape
  1166. 02:20:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"We actually got to play it."
  1167. 02:20:06: <DM_of_ASStora> Lann is dragged past the cell and shoved into the one opposite
  1168. 02:20:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sig. Did the arm feel anything?"
  1169. 02:20:10: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Kind of."
  1170. 02:20:13: <DM_of_ASStora> He is looking... rather healthy.
  1171. 02:20:13: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"No."
  1172. 02:20:14: <VioletCatgirl> 6"How is it?"
  1173. 02:20:18: <DM_of_ASStora> Seems that beating didn't do much.
  1174. 02:20:18: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Change at all?"
  1175. 02:20:25: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"The music had no effect whatsoever."
  1176. 02:20:33: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I think Azra might have been doing it wrong."
  1177. 02:20:34: <DM_of_ASStora> Boswell is dragged along after Lann, his nose bloody and suit ruffled
  1178. 02:20:38: <DM_of_ASStora> He is shoved in with Lanntoo
  1179. 02:20:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"....Fuuuuck me."
  1180. 02:20:47: <SorcererBoswell> 2"well... that sucked"
  1181. 02:20:49: VioletCatgirl 6sighs.
  1182. 02:20:52: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Hey guys."
  1183. 02:20:56: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"How are ya?"
  1184. 02:20:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hey."
  1185. 02:21:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Not much."
  1186. 02:21:02: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Just in jail."
  1187. 02:21:05: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You know."
  1188. 02:21:07: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"The usual."
  1189. 02:21:08: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Sounds nice."
  1190. 02:21:13: <SorcererBoswell> 2"oh, it's you poorly dressed people. what happened after we left?"
  1191. 02:21:14: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"You are the worst mom and dad ever, you know that?"
  1192. 02:21:16: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Trying to cure a diseased, mutated demon arm."
  1193. 02:21:25: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I give up."
  1194. 02:21:35: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard turns to Violet slowly.
  1195. 02:21:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"....Huh?"
  1196. 02:21:50: <DM_of_ASStora> "Repeat yourself."
  1197. 02:21:52: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Yes?"
  1198. 02:21:52: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"This whole thing is pointless, and we keep running into barriers."
  1199. 02:21:58: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Just in jail."
  1200. 02:22:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You know."
  1201. 02:22:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Trying to cure a... diseased, mutated demon arm."
  1202. 02:22:10: KnightmareSigvard 14facepalms.
  1203. 02:22:11: SorcererBoswell 2turns to lann "demon arm?"
  1204. 02:22:12: KnightmareSigvard 14HARD.
  1205. 02:22:17: <DM_of_ASStora> "Demon arm?"
  1206. 02:22:21: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Yeah."
  1207. 02:22:25: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"diseased"
  1208. 02:22:27: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"mutated"
  1209. 02:22:31: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Yeah. It's what she calls my...cycle."
  1210. 02:22:32: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"demon arm"
  1211. 02:22:33: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"You know."
  1212. 02:22:34: VioletCatgirl 6sighs and bites her lip.
  1213. 02:22:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...yeaaaaaaaaaaah."
  1214. 02:22:44: <SorcererBoswell> 2"ooh, morbid."
  1215. 02:22:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Totally."
  1216. 02:22:47: <DM_of_ASStora> "Stop talking."
  1217. 02:22:48: <VioletCatgirl> 6"TOTALLY."
  1218. 02:22:50: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Very hard to explain inside joke."
  1219. 02:22:50: <VioletCatgirl> 6"-"
  1220. 02:22:55: VioletCatgirl 6stops.
  1221. 02:22:56: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Right, then."
  1222. 02:22:58: <DM_of_ASStora> "You. Show your arm."
  1223. 02:23:00: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5clams up.
  1224. 02:23:06: Bodyguard_Lann 10shows his arm
  1225. 02:23:08: Bodyguard_Lann 10flexes
  1226. 02:23:09: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard motions his glaive to Sword
  1227. 02:23:15: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Oh, uh, okay."
  1228. 02:23:20: SorcererBoswell 2laughs at lann
  1229. 02:23:20: Bodyguard_Lann 10stops showing his arm
  1230. 02:23:22: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"My arm's fine, no need."
  1231. 02:23:24: <DM_of_ASStora> He kicks the shaft back and into Lann's stomach
  1232. 02:23:35: Bodyguard_Lann 10is too manly to feel that pain
  1233. 02:23:38: <DM_of_ASStora> "Show me your arm."
  1234. 02:23:45: <SorcererBoswell> 2"took that one like a champ too..."
  1235. 02:23:49: KnightmareSigvard 14glances at Violet.
  1236. 02:24:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  1237. 02:24:06: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I wasn't talking about him."
  1238. 02:24:21: <DM_of_ASStora> "Then he won't mind showing me his arm."
  1239. 02:24:31: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"He has a pretty naughty tattoo."
  1240. 02:24:35: VioletCatgirl 6sighs.
  1241. 02:24:38: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"He was really drunk. That's why he doesn't like to show it."
  1242. 02:24:38: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Fine."
  1243. 02:24:42: KnightmareSigvard 14shrugs his arm out of the cape.
  1244. 02:24:45: VioletCatgirl 6mouths something.
  1245. 02:24:50: <DM_of_ASStora> "I have permission to use deadly force."
  1246. 02:25:01: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Wha-"
  1247. 02:25:12: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"There."
  1248. 02:25:14: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Satisfied?"
  1249. 02:25:24: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard stares at the arm.
  1250. 02:25:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...You're not /going/ to use deadly force, though, right?"
  1251. 02:25:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"We wanted to get rid of it."
  1252. 02:25:43: <DM_of_ASStora> "I am going to use /lethal/ force."
  1253. 02:25:50: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Mhmm."
  1254. 02:25:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Wait, wait, wait."
  1255. 02:25:58: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hold on."
  1256. 02:26:02: <DM_of_ASStora> He brings the glaive back to a standing position
  1257. 02:26:03: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Is there a difference?"
  1258. 02:26:08: SorcererBoswell 2turns to Lann "lethal force gets him hard."
  1259. 02:26:09: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Wait.
  1260. 02:26:11: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Standing position.
  1261. 02:26:15: <KnightmareSigvard> 14So he's getting ready to attack?
  1262. 02:26:20: <DM_of_ASStora> Opposite
  1263. 02:26:24: <DM_of_ASStora> It's pointing upwards
  1264. 02:26:28: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Ah.
  1265. 02:26:29: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Ignore what i said then.
  1266. 02:26:30: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10He's getting ready to stand.
  1267. 02:26:34: <DM_of_ASStora> As you wish
  1268. 02:26:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...You know what that is, then?"
  1269. 02:26:40: <KnightmareSigvard> 14...Yet.
  1270. 02:26:58: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard stares at Violet, then to Sword
  1271. 02:27:03: <DM_of_ASStora> He pivots on the spot and marches off
  1272. 02:27:08: KnightmareSigvard 14shrugs.
  1273. 02:27:11: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Well, the cat's out of the bag."
  1274. 02:27:17: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  1275. 02:27:22: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Yeeep."
  1276. 02:27:28: VioletCatgirl 6sits down.
  1277. 02:27:28: Bodyguard_Lann 10steps out of the cell
  1278. 02:27:30: <SorcererBoswell> 2"don't worry about him,arm guy. he just hasn't had a good breakfast"
  1279. 02:27:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...I screwed up."
  1280. 02:27:44: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"I ate my Pops this morning."
  1281. 02:27:47: <DM_of_ASStora> There is a shimmering red light in the cell containing Violet, Sword and Azra
  1282. 02:27:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I screwed up."
  1283. 02:27:56: <DM_of_ASStora> >Lann steps out of the cell.
  1284. 02:27:57: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Gotta have my Pops."
  1285. 02:27:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I screwed up..."
  1286. 02:28:01: <DM_of_ASStora> Lann walks into iron bars.
  1287. 02:28:04: <DM_of_ASStora> It hurts.
  1288. 02:28:09: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Bwah, how unexpected!"
  1289. 02:28:14: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...What's that light?"
  1290. 02:28:19: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"A friend."
  1291. 02:28:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  1292. 02:28:28: <DM_of_ASStora> The light fades after a few seconds
  1293. 02:28:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Is it your Willy?"
  1294. 02:28:30: <SorcererBoswell> 2"i wonder if i could just teleport out of here"
  1295. 02:28:31: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Oh hooray!"
  1296. 02:28:42: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Take me with you."
  1297. 02:28:44: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"My parents are insane."
  1298. 02:28:51: KnightmareSigvard 14shrugs at Violet "No."
  1299. 02:28:57: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"I snuck out /one/ night and they grounded me for a /month/."
  1300. 02:28:58: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Azra, please."
  1301. 02:29:08: KnightmareSigvard 14adjusts his shouldercape, it seeming rather bulkier.
  1302. 02:29:08: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You went out to a drunken party."
  1303. 02:29:19: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"There were adults there!"
  1304. 02:29:23: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"There was one adult."
  1305. 02:29:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You /crashed/ the /chariot/."
  1306. 02:29:34: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"One time Sword got drunk and I had to fight off an entire tavern for him."
  1307. 02:29:36: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"It's not even like it's a nice chariot!"
  1308. 02:29:37: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"It was awful."
  1309. 02:29:39: <SorcererBoswell> 2can i roll magic to try melting the locks of our cells?
  1310. 02:29:41: <DM_of_ASStora> There are several sounds coming from an adjacent room
  1311. 02:29:46: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Sounds!"
  1312. 02:29:48: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hush you, miss."
  1313. 02:29:49: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Several of them!"
  1314. 02:29:51: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5pouts.
  1315. 02:29:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Before you get grounded again."
  1316. 02:29:55: <DM_of_ASStora> It sounds as if several portals were being opened up
  1317. 02:29:57: KnightmareSigvard 14leans against the wall, smiling.
  1318. 02:29:59: VioletCatgirl 6puts her ears to the wall.
  1319. 02:30:00: <DM_of_ASStora> You can try, Bossie
  1320. 02:30:04: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"See what I have to deal with, Boswell?"
  1321. 02:30:09: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Violet, use your claws."
  1322. 02:30:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Huh?"
  1323. 02:30:15: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Lockpick our lock before they get here."
  1324. 02:30:16: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Now."
  1325. 02:30:17: <SorcererBoswell> 2i'll leave it for a moment
  1326. 02:30:21: VioletCatgirl 6reaches for the lock.
  1327. 02:30:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yes, Sig."
  1328. 02:30:30: <VioletCatgirl> 6CAT BURGLARY
  1329. 02:30:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6REACH AROUND THE BAR DOORS AND LOCKPICK
  1330. 02:30:44: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Lock pickan!
  1331. 02:30:44: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Lock pickan!: 66
  1332. 02:30:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Ow!"
  1333. 02:30:51: <SorcererBoswell> 2"everyone shut up! last thing you want to do is break out with god knows how many guards near."
  1334. 02:30:51: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-20 Countermeasures
  1335. 02:30:51: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Countermeasures: -19:1-20
  1336. 02:30:55: <KnightmareSigvard> 14>1
  1337. 02:30:56: <KnightmareSigvard> 14>1
  1338. 02:30:56: <KnightmareSigvard> 14>1
  1339. 02:30:56: <DM_of_ASStora> JESUS FUCK.
  1340. 02:30:57: <KnightmareSigvard> 14THE BEST COUTNERMEASURES
  1341. 02:31:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I think I clipped a nail!"
  1342. 02:31:02: <KnightmareSigvard> 14THIS LOCK
  1343. 02:31:03: <VioletCatgirl> 6"/MY
  1344. 02:31:05: <KnightmareSigvard> 14IS UNCLICKABLE.
  1345. 02:31:07: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet is thrown back by a large shock of lightning
  1346. 02:31:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"/NAIL/!"
  1347. 02:31:11: <VioletCatgirl> 6"GH-"
  1348. 02:31:14: KnightmareSigvard 14whistles
  1349. 02:31:15: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Nice."
  1350. 02:31:16: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Oh my."
  1351. 02:31:18: <DM_of_ASStora> She hits the wall with great force
  1352. 02:31:19: <VioletCatgirl> 6"aGHaghh..."
  1353. 02:31:22: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Ow!"
  1354. 02:31:24: <DM_of_ASStora> And is knocked unconscious
  1355. 02:31:27: <SorcererBoswell> 2"you alright, catgirl?"
  1356. 02:31:29: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Azra, dear. Tend ot her."
  1357. 02:31:30: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...ughh."
  1358. 02:31:32: <SorcererBoswell> 2"guess not."
  1359. 02:31:33: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Wow."
  1360. 02:31:38: VioletCatgirl 6slumps.
  1361. 02:31:40: KnightmareSigvard 14folds his arms, waiting.
  1362. 02:31:41: <DM_of_ASStora> The bars seem to crackle with electricity
  1363. 02:31:44: Bodyguard_Lann 10touches his cell bars again
  1364. 02:31:45: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5kneels by Violet and attempts to determine her level of injury.
  1365. 02:31:50: <DM_of_ASStora> Lann and Boswell's cell seems the same though
  1366. 02:31:56: <DM_of_ASStora> She is incapped
  1367. 02:32:25: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Shit we've got to do something!"
  1368. 02:32:31: Bodyguard_Lann 10tries to bend the bars!
  1369. 02:32:39: <SorcererBoswell> 2"i can get us out of here. just not yet."
  1370. 02:32:41: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, HNNNNNNNNGH.: 86
  1371. 02:32:41: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 HNNNNNNNNGH.
  1372. 02:32:47: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-20 Countermeasured
  1373. 02:32:47: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Countermeasured: 16:36-20
  1374. 02:32:48: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"HNNNNNNNNGH!"
  1375. 02:32:55: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5These countermeasures
  1376. 02:33:00: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5I attempt to heal Violet.
  1377. 02:33:05: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Yo, DM.
  1378. 02:33:12: <DM_of_ASStora> Lann is electrocuted thoroughly as the iron bars seem to come alive with electricity
  1379. 02:33:15: <DM_of_ASStora> He smokes a little bit
  1380. 02:33:15: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Are there any large, particularly very heavy objects in these cells?
  1381. 02:33:15: <VioletCatgirl> 6rollin' rollin' rollin'
  1382. 02:33:21: <VioletCatgirl> 6keep rollin' rollin' rollin'
  1383. 02:33:25: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Heal dat silly catgirl
  1384. 02:33:25: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Heal dat silly catgirl: 44
  1385. 02:33:25: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Gah, good lord!"
  1386. 02:33:27: KnightmareSigvard 14chills.
  1387. 02:33:39: <SorcererBoswell> 2"you alright, Lann?"
  1388. 02:33:47: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet is brought to, still pretty fucked up from the intense electrical burns and getting thrown into a wall
  1389. 02:33:51: <DM_of_ASStora> She's conscious, at least
  1390. 02:33:52: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...owww."
  1391. 02:33:54: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Violet."
  1392. 02:33:55: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"The bars have some kind of electrical enchantment!"
  1393. 02:33:57: <DM_of_ASStora> Not really, Sword
  1394. 02:34:01: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Hey, ma. Welcome back."
  1395. 02:34:05: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...y-yess, Sig?"
  1396. 02:34:05: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"How do you know my name anyways?"
  1397. 02:34:15: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Sit there and rest, alright?"
  1398. 02:34:16: VioletCatgirl 6hugs Azra. "Thanks."
  1399. 02:34:18: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Stay out of the action."
  1400. 02:34:21: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Will do."
  1401. 02:34:23: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"He heard it when I shouted at you, remember, Lann?"
  1402. 02:34:28: <DM_of_ASStora> Speaking of action
  1403. 02:34:39: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Huh, well I'm not interested in knowing your name anyways."
  1404. 02:34:42: <DM_of_ASStora> There is a torrent of booted footsteps approaching the cell
  1405. 02:34:43: VioletCatgirl 6lets go of Gypsy.
  1406. 02:35:00: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5stands up and turns towards the bars.
  1407. 02:35:01: <DM_of_ASStora> Multiple contacts incoming!
  1408. 02:35:03: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Sword. I- I hope you're not doing what I think you are."
  1409. 02:35:14: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Calm down."
  1410. 02:35:27: VioletCatgirl 6breathes in and out.
  1411. 02:35:43: <DM_of_ASStora> Six guards come in to view
  1412. 02:35:59: <DM_of_ASStora> Two wielding glaives, three with swords and shields and one with a large axe
  1413. 02:36:02: <SorcererBoswell> 2"six this time? wow, are we really that threatening?"
  1414. 02:36:03: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Hello guards."
  1415. 02:36:13: <DM_of_ASStora> "We have reserves."
  1416. 02:36:13: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"I think it's just me."
  1417. 02:36:16: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Boswell."
  1418. 02:36:16: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...no, we aren't, Bos."
  1419. 02:36:17: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Just me."
  1420. 02:36:26: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"I'm very intimidating."
  1421. 02:36:34: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Good morning to you six - what might be your business here?"
  1422. 02:36:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...For a tyke."
  1423. 02:36:40: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Shut up."
  1424. 02:36:42: <DM_of_ASStora> "We are taking this demonic filth out for execution."
  1425. 02:36:50: <DM_of_ASStora> "Any resistance shall be put down without mercy."
  1426. 02:36:51: KnightmareSigvard 14shrugs "I surrender."
  1427. 02:36:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...that's kinda..."
  1428. 02:36:55: <DM_of_ASStora> "Am I understood?"
  1429. 02:36:56: <SorcererBoswell> 2"which one?"
  1430. 02:36:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What?"
  1431. 02:37:03: KnightmareSigvard 14stays there, waiting.
  1432. 02:37:09: <DM_of_ASStora> The axe-wielder points accusingly at Sword
  1433. 02:37:15: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Execution?! Ahahahaha! You motherfuckers! You fucking motherfuckers!"
  1434. 02:37:17: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Yeah, let's not do that."
  1435. 02:37:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Isn't that hilariously backwards for demons to assassinate demons for being demons?"
  1436. 02:37:33: <DM_of_ASStora> "We are /not/ demons."
  1437. 02:37:33: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Yes, yes it is!"
  1438. 02:37:39: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Whom do you serve?"
  1439. 02:37:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Oh!"
  1440. 02:37:41: <DM_of_ASStora> "Be thankful that I do not take your head too."
  1441. 02:37:42: <SorcererBoswell> 2"you're not? since when?"
  1442. 02:37:45: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Demons."
  1443. 02:37:51: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Hang on."
  1444. 02:37:54: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I'm a demon?"
  1445. 02:37:59: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"You work for a /succubus/!"
  1446. 02:38:08: VioletCatgirl 6facepalms.
  1447. 02:38:18: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard stares blankly for a moment
  1448. 02:38:26: <DM_of_ASStora> "You are to be executed too."
  1449. 02:38:27: Bodyguard_Lann 10takes off his helmet just to make sure that the guards see the face he is making at them
  1450. 02:38:36: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"No - no, go back on the track."
  1451. 02:38:37: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Great, just execute all of us."
  1452. 02:38:45: <DM_of_ASStora> "That can be arranged."
  1453. 02:38:45: VioletCatgirl 6slaps Azra. "No."
  1454. 02:38:50: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Ow."
  1455. 02:38:50: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Everyone, shut the /fuck up/."
  1456. 02:38:51: <SorcererBoswell> 2"goddamnit..."
  1457. 02:38:56: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Go back on what you said."
  1458. 02:38:59: <SorcererBoswell> 2"I DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE!"
  1459. 02:39:08: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I'm a demon? As in you mean - literally and completely?"
  1460. 02:39:13: <DM_of_ASStora> "I do not take orders from you, scum."
  1461. 02:39:21: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I have the right to know my charges."
  1462. 02:39:30: <DM_of_ASStora> "Denied."
  1463. 02:39:35: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Alright."
  1464. 02:39:38: KnightmareSigvard 14shrugs "I surrender, take me."
  1465. 02:39:48: <DM_of_ASStora> The axe-wielder steps to the side to allow the shield-bearers access to the cell
  1466. 02:39:52: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Sword, you can't be serious."
  1467. 02:39:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What are you doing?"
  1468. 02:40:01: <DM_of_ASStora> With a wave of a hand, the door unlocks
  1469. 02:40:07: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Keeping you safe."
  1470. 02:40:18: <DM_of_ASStora> They stride into the cell, shields raised
  1471. 02:40:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...You don't have to kill yourself for that."
  1472. 02:40:33: KnightmareSigvard 14waits, eyeing the mwarily.
  1473. 02:40:37: <DM_of_ASStora> One reaches a hand out to Swordfag
  1474. 02:40:49: <DM_of_ASStora> It begins to glow purple
  1475. 02:40:52: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Knightmare roll.
  1476. 02:41:02: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Grab his hand with my right one, slam him into another guard.
  1477. 02:41:21: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-50 Fucking counter posture bullshit
  1478. 02:41:21: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Fucking counter posture bullshit: -5:45-50
  1479. 02:41:26: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Hehe.
  1480. 02:41:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6>Counter Posture
  1481. 02:41:30: <VioletCatgirl> 6GOD
  1482. 02:41:31: <VioletCatgirl> 6FUCKING
  1483. 02:41:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6GAHHHHHH
  1484. 02:41:44: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard is lifted by his skull and slammed into the shield-bearer next to him
  1485. 02:41:47: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Other stuff
  1486. 02:41:47: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Other stuff: 48
  1487. 02:41:50: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Next."
  1488. 02:41:52: <DM_of_ASStora> Other stuff does not occur!
  1489. 02:41:59: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10Fuck your other stuff.
  1490. 02:42:00: KnightmareSigvard 14walks towards the now open door.
  1491. 02:42:09: <DM_of_ASStora> The guard that was lifted's face was sloughn off by some means
  1492. 02:42:09: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Go sword!"
  1493. 02:42:18: <DM_of_ASStora> The other was broken against the wall
  1494. 02:42:25: VioletCatgirl 6just watches.
  1495. 02:42:26: <SorcererBoswell> 2"eh... should we help him?"
  1496. 02:42:28: KnightmareSigvard 14unsheathes his sword.
  1497. 02:42:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...No."
  1498. 02:42:43: <DM_of_ASStora> The two glaive wielders set up a blockade, points readied against the door
  1499. 02:42:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Seal your doors back up."
  1500. 02:42:51: <DM_of_ASStora> The axeman seems unsurprised
  1501. 02:42:55: <SorcererBoswell> 2"it is closed..."
  1502. 02:42:56: KnightmareSigvard 14shrugs at him.
  1503. 02:42:58: <DM_of_ASStora> There's still a shieldbearer in the cell
  1504. 02:43:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That's good, then."
  1505. 02:43:01: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Can't just give in, now can I?"
  1506. 02:43:19: KnightmareSigvard 14uses his foot to close the cell on the shieldbearer.
  1507. 02:43:34: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5stares, uncertain of what to do.
  1508. 02:43:35: <KnightmareSigvard> 14The axe wielder moving at all?
  1509. 02:43:43: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Violet."
  1510. 02:43:45: <DM_of_ASStora> Nah, he's just standing with folded arms
  1511. 02:43:45: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Azra.'
  1512. 02:43:54: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Yeah?"
  1513. 02:43:58: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Take care of the one inside your cell."
  1514. 02:44:09: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5glances at the shieldbearer.
  1515. 02:44:12: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Hey, big guy."
  1516. 02:44:13: KnightmareSigvard 14readies himself
  1517. 02:44:16: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Shieldbearer reacts quicker
  1518. 02:44:16: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Shieldbearer reacts quicker: 76
  1519. 02:44:20: <KnightmareSigvard> 14NO HE DOESN'T.
  1520. 02:44:20: VioletCatgirl 6looks at the shieldbearer.
  1521. 02:44:23: <DM_of_ASStora> But not well!
  1522. 02:44:31: <VioletCatgirl> 6Agi, lunge counter!
  1523. 02:44:35: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Why counter?
  1524. 02:44:36: <KnightmareSigvard> 14He fialed damnit.
  1525. 02:44:38: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Lunging
  1526. 02:44:38: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Lunging: 41
  1527. 02:44:48: <VioletCatgirl> 6Slam him into the electric door!
  1528. 02:44:49: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Now, here's what we're going to do."
  1529. 02:44:52: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet barrels into the soldier, knocking the sword out of his hand
  1530. 02:44:56: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You let me get to that harp and clear this off, and I'l leave."
  1531. 02:45:09: <DM_of_ASStora> He is pushed into the iron bars, shocked through
  1532. 02:45:09: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Or, you keep blocking me, and I'll kill every single being on this building."
  1533. 02:45:13: <DM_of_ASStora> He slumps down, dead
  1534. 02:45:19: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  1535. 02:45:23: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"And they will /not/ be able to be revived."
  1536. 02:45:24: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"What say you?"
  1537. 02:45:25: <DM_of_ASStora> "You are welcome to try."
  1538. 02:45:26: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..gh."
  1539. 02:45:35: KnightmareSigvard 14shrugs "Alright. En garde."
  1540. 02:45:41: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Knightmare roll, cleave Axe Bearer.
  1541. 02:45:45: <DM_of_ASStora> There is the sound of more portals opening up in adjacent rooms
  1542. 02:45:59: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-25 Cleaveland should be an actual state
  1543. 02:45:59: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Cleaveland should be an actual state: 4:29-25
  1544. 02:46:05: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Cleveland sucks ass
  1545. 02:46:05: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Cleveland sucks ass: 43
  1546. 02:46:06: <SorcererBoswell> 2"fuck this. that guy is gonna get destroyed..."
  1547. 02:46:15: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Other things
  1548. 02:46:16: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Other things: 91
  1549. 02:46:18: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...He won't."
  1550. 02:46:20: <VioletCatgirl> 6"He's got backup."
  1551. 02:46:20: <DM_of_ASStora> Haha.
  1552. 02:46:22: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"He's tough."
  1553. 02:46:22: <DM_of_ASStora> Oh wow.
  1554. 02:46:28: <SorcererBoswell> 2roll to melt the lock on my cell door?
  1555. 02:46:54: <DM_of_ASStora> Sword slams his weapon through the guards as if slicing through butter
  1556. 02:47:03: <DM_of_ASStora> He begins heaving
  1557. 02:47:04: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"rGH-..."
  1558. 02:47:15: <DM_of_ASStora> His eyes flash a bright red
  1559. 02:47:29: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"/More!/"
  1560. 02:47:31: <DM_of_ASStora> The mutated arm enlarges and becomes more twisted
  1561. 02:47:38: <DM_of_ASStora> The sword increases in length
  1562. 02:47:48: <DM_of_ASStora> Welp - there's Knightmare.
  1563. 02:47:56: <DM_of_ASStora> And you're all in cells.
  1564. 02:48:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  1565. 02:48:05: <DM_of_ASStora> Without a real means of fighting it.
  1566. 02:48:07: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Have fun!
  1567. 02:48:12: <DM_of_ASStora> Have fun indeed.
  1568. 02:48:15: <SorcererBoswell> 2*ahem*
  1569. 02:48:16: Bodyguard_Lann 10puts his helmet back on
  1570. 02:48:17: <SorcererBoswell> 2roll to melt the lock on my cell door?
  1571. 02:48:20: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"This is unfortunate."
  1572. 02:48:27: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Bail these fucks out, Bossie!
  1573. 02:48:28: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Bail these fucks out, Bossie!: 91
  1574. 02:48:34: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Well, fuck.: 72:92-20
  1575. 02:48:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  1576. 02:48:34: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-20 Well, fuck.
  1577. 02:48:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh, god."
  1578. 02:48:38: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh god."
  1579. 02:48:40: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Maybe it won't be able to get us in here."
  1580. 02:48:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Not again, not /again/."
  1581. 02:48:51: <DM_of_ASStora> Boswell feels a shock zap his hand as he tries to melt the bars
  1582. 02:48:57: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Uuuhhh, you should try tinkering with that lock."
  1583. 02:49:02: <SorcererBoswell> 2"motherfucker!!"
  1584. 02:49:02: <DM_of_ASStora> It stings a bit and fucks up his spell
  1585. 02:49:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Not /again/."
  1586. 02:49:06: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Not /again/."
  1587. 02:49:22: VioletCatgirl 6backs away from the cell wall and cradles herself.
  1588. 02:49:23: <DM_of_ASStora> The sword flashes a malignant red light
  1589. 02:49:29: <SorcererBoswell> 2"why tinker with it when i can /MELT/ it?"
  1590. 02:49:31: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Knightmare gonna Knightmare: 73:98-25
  1591. 02:49:31: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-25 Knightmare gonna Knightmare
  1592. 02:49:37: <Knightmare> 4Except when he won't.
  1593. 02:49:38: <VioletCatgirl> 6>98
  1594. 02:49:40: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Glaive formations are neat.
  1595. 02:49:40: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Glaive formations are neat.: 29
  1596. 02:50:05: <DM_of_ASStora> Knightmare is knocked to the ground as both glaive wielders strike at the same time
  1597. 02:50:16: <Knightmare> 4"This... is /nothing!/"
  1598. 02:50:20: <DM_of_ASStora> Boiling blood oozes out of large wounds in Sword's back
  1599. 02:50:43: <DM_of_ASStora> The Knightmare begins picking itself back up
  1600. 02:50:57: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Glaive spamming!: 12
  1601. 02:50:57: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Glaive spamming!
  1602. 02:51:00: <Knightmare> 4DAAAYUM.
  1603. 02:51:18: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Glaives are really good weapons, apparently.
  1604. 02:51:21: <Knightmare> 4Yeah!
  1605. 02:51:22: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-25 Ridiculous Knigthmare bonus
  1606. 02:51:22: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Ridiculous Knigthmare bonus: -22:3-25
  1607. 02:51:29: <Knightmare> 4"/Suffer/!"
  1608. 02:51:29: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10Pfftshahhaha
  1609. 02:51:29: <DM_of_ASStora> But not as good a -22.
  1610. 02:51:35: <Knightmare> 4It was a 3.
  1611. 02:51:36: <Knightmare> 4Cleared it even without the bonus!
  1612. 02:51:49: <DM_of_ASStora> A blastwave of red energy radiates out of the sword
  1613. 02:52:00: <DM_of_ASStora> It blows the guards over, sending them tumbling over their own weapons
  1614. 02:52:10: <DM_of_ASStora> The glaive wielders are both impaled into the wall
  1615. 02:52:19: Knightmare 4laughs
  1616. 02:52:25: <DM_of_ASStora> The axeman has his greataxe firmly lodged in his skull
  1617. 02:52:45: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-25 Let's grab Violet
  1618. 02:52:46: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Let's grab Violet: 18:43-25
  1619. 02:52:47: SorcererBoswell 2turns to Lann "so... this guy is on the level, right?"
  1620. 02:52:55: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"the level?"
  1621. 02:53:05: <SorcererBoswell> 2"is he going to kill us?"
  1622. 02:53:11: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"maybe."
  1623. 02:53:14: <DM_of_ASStora> The Knightmare smashes his fist into the iron bars with its large, mutated hand
  1624. 02:53:28: <DM_of_ASStora> The electricity dissipates in visible lightning jolts
  1625. 02:53:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Gah!"
  1626. 02:53:36: <DM_of_ASStora> It grabs Violet, lifting her upwards
  1627. 02:53:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"GH-"
  1628. 02:53:46: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-25 Catgirl jam
  1629. 02:53:46: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Catgirl jam: -2:23-25
  1630. 02:53:49: <Knightmare> 4"Scream!"
  1631. 02:53:49: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH!"
  1632. 02:53:50: <VioletCatgirl> 6"GAH!"
  1633. 02:53:52: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Well.
  1634. 02:53:52: <Knightmare> 4DIS VIOLET
  1635. 02:53:53: <Knightmare> 4DEAD.
  1636. 02:53:55: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"VIOLET!"
  1637. 02:53:59: <DM_of_ASStora> Well
  1638. 02:54:06: <DM_of_ASStora> Nobody can do /shit/ about this situation
  1639. 02:54:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"NO, NO, /NO/!"
  1640. 02:54:08: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10Roll to taunt.
  1641. 02:54:10: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5This is pretty familiar.
  1642. 02:54:12: <VioletCatgirl> 6"GAHHHHHHHH!"
  1643. 02:54:16: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5You can't beat a -2, Lann.
  1644. 02:54:21: <DM_of_ASStora> Lann, it'd just kill you as well
  1645. 02:54:22: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10w-well it's not a counter
  1646. 02:54:35: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet is smashed into the floor once.
  1647. 02:54:41: <DM_of_ASStora> There is a loud crack of bones.
  1648. 02:54:44: Bodyguard_Lann 10opens his mouth but nothing comes out
  1649. 02:54:48: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5winces.
  1650. 02:54:49: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet is smashed into the floor twice.
  1651. 02:54:53: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5backs as far away as it can.
  1652. 02:54:54: <DM_of_ASStora> There is a spray of blood.
  1653. 02:54:56: <VioletCatgirl> 6"/Kyh/..."
  1654. 02:55:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  1655. 02:55:02: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet is smashed into the floor thrice.
  1656. 02:55:03: <DM_of_ASStora> And again.
  1657. 02:55:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"/Kyh/..."
  1658. 02:55:06: <DM_of_ASStora> And again.
  1659. 02:55:07: <Knightmare> 4"Die!"
  1660. 02:55:18: <DM_of_ASStora> She is left a broken, mangled corpse embedded into the stone floor of the cell
  1661. 02:55:20: <SorcererBoswell> 2"...fuck... just..."
  1662. 02:55:28: <SorcererBoswell> 2"wow"
  1663. 02:55:30: <DM_of_ASStora> Bones stick out of her shattered legs and chest
  1664. 02:55:36: <DM_of_ASStora> You better believe that bitch is dead.
  1665. 02:55:53: <DM_of_ASStora> The Knightmare exalts in the carnage, heaving heavily
  1666. 02:55:53: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"Holy shit."
  1667. 02:56:11: <DM_of_ASStora> The blade drops from its grasp, clattering onto the floor
  1668. 02:56:14: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Sword?"
  1669. 02:56:20: <DM_of_ASStora> The stone bubbles and melts around it, leaving it in a pool of molten rock
  1670. 02:56:31: <DM_of_ASStora> Sigvard falls flat on his face
  1671. 02:56:41: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"...Sword?"
  1672. 02:57:08: KnightmareSigvard 14glances to the side, immediately throwing up.
  1673. 02:57:08: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5remains where it is, silently.
  1674. 02:57:10: <DM_of_ASStora> He is incapped
  1675. 02:57:11: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet is dead
  1676. 02:57:27: <DM_of_ASStora> Azra is alright, as are the other two
  1677. 02:57:28: SorcererBoswell 2tries to melt the locks again
  1678. 02:57:32: <DM_of_ASStora> Lann and Boswell are still locked up at least
  1679. 02:57:38: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 THESE FUCKING LOCKS.
  1680. 02:57:38: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, THESE FUCKING LOCKS.: 19
  1681. 02:57:40: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Azra-"
  1682. 02:57:43: <DM_of_ASStora> Thank /fuck/!
  1683. 02:57:50: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-20 Fucking countermeasures, yo
  1684. 02:57:50: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Fucking countermeasures, yo: 47:67-20
  1685. 02:58:02: <DM_of_ASStora> Boswell's sorcery overpowers the lightning enchants
  1686. 02:58:12: KnightmareSigvard 14crawls in one hand, extremely slowly because - yeah, incapacitation, towards Azra.
  1687. 02:58:14: <SorcererBoswell> 2"fucking pussy locks..."
  1688. 02:58:17: <DM_of_ASStora> As the lightning dissipates, the voltage warps and melts the iron bars
  1689. 02:58:23: <DM_of_ASStora> Boswell and Lann are now free
  1690. 02:58:24: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Stay still, Sword."
  1691. 02:58:29: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"I'm gonna...I'm gonna take care of this."
  1692. 02:58:32: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Gonna be okay."
  1693. 02:58:35: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Heal-"
  1694. 02:58:40: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5approaches Violet.
  1695. 02:58:56: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5lays its hands on her.
  1696. 02:59:00: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5REVIVE
  1697. 02:59:07: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Lann-"
  1698. 02:59:09: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Ewww, it's all sticky: 75
  1699. 02:59:09: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Ewww, it's all sticky
  1700. 02:59:10: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Potion. Potion."
  1701. 02:59:16: KnightmareSigvard 14coughs
  1702. 02:59:20: <DM_of_ASStora> Yep. That catgirl is fucked.
  1703. 02:59:26: <KnightmareSigvard> 14(We have 5 potions, by the way.)
  1704. 02:59:30: <DM_of_ASStora> Jesus, you don't know where to even start with fixing her!
  1705. 02:59:36: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"This is, just...oh, fuck."
  1706. 02:59:40: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5leans over and vomits profusely.
  1707. 02:59:41: Bodyguard_Lann 10stares at Sword, still awestruck, then snaps out of it and starts fiddling around his pockets
  1708. 02:59:51: <Bodyguard_Lann> 10"H-here."
  1709. 02:59:54: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Get- me...up..."
  1710. 02:59:59: Bodyguard_Lann 10walks over to sword, potion held out
  1711. 03:00:05: KnightmareSigvard 14chugs that shit
  1712. 03:00:14: <DM_of_ASStora> Sword pops a potion
  1713. 03:00:19: <DM_of_ASStora> He is brought up to heavily wounded
  1714. 03:00:20: KnightmareSigvard 14chugs another one.
  1715. 03:00:21: <VioletCatgirl> 6Better take a sippy quickly
  1716. 03:00:24: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5waits a moment to recuperate and then tries again.
  1717. 03:00:26: <DM_of_ASStora> Lightly wounded
  1718. 03:00:26: <SorcererBoswell> 2"do... do you really want to help him? what if... he's still.. whatever?"
  1719. 03:00:36: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"He's okay for now."
  1720. 03:00:38: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Promise."
  1721. 03:00:38: <Knight_Lann> 10"Shush."
  1722. 03:00:41: KnightmareSigvard 14coughs again, looking about.
  1723. 03:00:43: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"..Oh god."
  1724. 03:00:48: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Violet...?"
  1725. 03:00:48: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Revive that catgirl jam!
  1726. 03:00:48: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Revive that catgirl jam!: 90
  1727. 03:00:52: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Real.
  1728. 03:00:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6GODDAMNIT ROLLBOT
  1729. 03:00:56: <VioletCatgirl> 6STEP UP
  1730. 03:01:00: <DM_of_ASStora> Oh God, she has ribs poking out and everything.
  1731. 03:01:03: SorcererBoswell 2helps Sigvard up
  1732. 03:01:04: <DM_of_ASStora> That shit is nauseating.
  1733. 03:01:07: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Did I -..."
  1734. 03:01:10: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5waits one final moment.
  1735. 03:01:11: <DM_of_ASStora> You can't heal someone looking like that.
  1736. 03:01:14: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Oh god - please tell me she was wearing the amulet, please!"
  1737. 03:01:17: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5I get three tries, right?
  1738. 03:01:20: <DM_of_ASStora> Yeah
  1739. 03:01:22: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5That's the usual.
  1740. 03:01:25: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Alright.
  1741. 03:01:29: <Knight_Lann> 10Let's combo! I can sing the song of healing!
  1742. 03:01:29: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Do it.
  1743. 03:01:31: <DM_of_ASStora> You get a malus because of the 90 though
  1744. 03:01:40: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100+5 RIP Violet
  1745. 03:01:40: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, RIP Violet: 7:2+5
  1746. 03:01:43: <KnightmareSigvard> 14FUCK THAT.
  1747. 03:01:44: <Knight_Lann> 10nevermind
  1748. 03:01:45: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Not like this."
  1749. 03:01:45: <DM_of_ASStora> Well, thank fuck for that 2
  1750. 03:01:46: <Knight_Lann> 10don't combo
  1751. 03:01:50: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Not like this."
  1752. 03:01:52: <DM_of_ASStora> Combo rejected!
  1753. 03:02:06: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet is brought back into a heavily wounded state
  1754. 03:02:14: <DM_of_ASStora> She is riddled with large bruises where her wounds once were
  1755. 03:02:20: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"It didn't - oh thank god. Oh thanks."
  1756. 03:02:31: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Violet, you smell like blood and shit."
  1757. 03:02:34: <SorcererBoswell> 2"what... what happened to you there?"
  1758. 03:02:44: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5sighs, exhausted, and plops down next to her.
  1759. 03:02:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...gh."
  1760. 03:02:54: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Violet-..."
  1761. 03:02:56: VioletCatgirl 6looks up.
  1762. 03:02:58: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I'm sorry. I didn't..."
  1763. 03:02:59: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Fuck."
  1764. 03:03:00: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Just fuck."
  1765. 03:03:08: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You four, get the hell out of here."
  1766. 03:03:22: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Don't you remember what happened the last time you asked that of us?"
  1767. 03:03:22: Knight_Lann 10leaves a potion down beside Violet
  1768. 03:03:24: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"They want me, not you. Just get out, leave."
  1769. 03:03:42: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Look, it's over, alright? We fucking lost. Get out, and keep your lives."
  1770. 03:03:48: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"They're formign behind that door at this exact instant."
  1771. 03:03:55: <Knight_Lann> 10"I think that goes completely against why we came here in the first place."
  1772. 03:03:56: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"Then we had better be ready."
  1773. 03:04:03: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"And they'll bust down and kill all of you, UNLESS you leave under the pretense that I'm attacking you."
  1774. 03:04:03: <SorcererBoswell> 2"well then, we'll just have to get rid of them."
  1775. 03:04:11: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5stands up and dusts off its dress.
  1776. 03:04:14: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  1777. 03:04:19: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I fucking /KILLED VIOLET/. This is out of control already."
  1778. 03:04:23: AzraTheGypsyHealer 5offers a hand to Violet.
  1779. 03:04:25: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I'm going to repeat myself, leave."
  1780. 03:04:26: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"She don't look dead to me."
  1781. 03:04:30: <Knight_Lann> 10"That's exactly why we can't quit now!"
  1782. 03:04:37: VioletCatgirl 6raises her hand and takes it.
  1783. 03:04:39: <SorcererBoswell> 2"you need that harp right? go get it."
  1784. 03:04:46: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Get me some Doritos
  1785. 03:04:52: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"The harp's useless."
  1786. 03:05:07: KnightmareSigvard 14looks down at his sword
  1787. 03:05:23: <SorcererBoswell> 2"maybe you're using it wrong?"
  1788. 03:05:50: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"He could be right."
  1789. 03:05:56: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5"What do we know about using the harp?"
  1790. 03:05:56: <DM_of_ASStora> I haven no Dorits!
  1791. 03:06:00: <AzraTheGypsyHealer> 5Well then fuck off.
  1792. 03:06:13: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"It's hopeless, just leave."
  1793. 03:06:28: <DM_of_ASStora> The blade, embedded in the still molten rock, lets out a loud, angry hiss
  1794. 03:06:42: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You /broke the fucking deal./."
  1795. 03:06:51: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Well, just because you don't have any hope, doesn't mean there's none at all."
  1796. 03:06:52: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I said ANYTHING but her."
  1797. 03:07:06: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Sig."
  1798. 03:07:11: <DM_of_ASStora> The sword roars bestially
  1799. 03:07:13: TheGypsyHealer 5glances at Sword, but doesn't say anything.
  1800. 03:07:18: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What- What happens if we... leave it."
  1801. 03:07:26: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"it's bonded to me."
  1802. 03:07:27: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"We can't."
  1803. 03:07:41: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Look. It's over. Leave."
  1804. 03:07:48: <SorcererBoswell> 2"have you considered amputation?"
  1805. 03:07:52: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I have."
  1806. 03:07:56: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Over?"
  1807. 03:07:57: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"And I looked up on it. It won't work."
  1808. 03:08:02: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"It's not a physical bond."
  1809. 03:08:03: VioletCatgirl 6straightens up.
  1810. 03:08:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"ow."
  1811. 03:08:17: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It's not over, Sword."
  1812. 03:08:22: <SorcererBoswell> 2"well then. good thing you have a sorcerer now."
  1813. 03:08:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...fhh."
  1814. 03:08:29: VioletCatgirl 6coughs.
  1815. 03:08:38: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Violet, please. Tend to yourself."
  1816. 03:08:48: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"They're going to come through the door at any second."
  1817. 03:09:09: VioletCatgirl 6looks around. Any windows or other exits?
  1818. 03:09:15: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I'm going to die here, one way or the other, but none of you have to do the same."
  1819. 03:09:21: <DM_of_ASStora> There are no windows
  1820. 03:09:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...I'm not letting that happen."
  1821. 03:09:31: <DM_of_ASStora> There is a door at the other end of the hallway though
  1822. 03:09:35: <SorcererBoswell> 2can we hijack one of those portals?
  1823. 03:09:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"There."
  1824. 03:09:37: <KnightmareSigvard> 14...Now you tell us!
  1825. 03:09:39: VioletCatgirl 6points.
  1826. 03:09:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Another door."
  1827. 03:09:47: <DM_of_ASStora> That's where the guards come from
  1828. 03:09:52: <DM_of_ASStora> It's just the one door
  1829. 03:09:57: <DM_of_ASStora> And you can try, Bos
  1830. 03:10:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6OR NOT
  1831. 03:10:02: <SorcererBoswell> 2roll it
  1832. 03:10:05: <VioletCatgirl> 6*rewind*
  1833. 03:10:15: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...That's the only door?"
  1834. 03:10:25: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Yeah. Behind it, they're probably waiting in full formation for me."
  1835. 03:10:26: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Teleportation network tampering
  1836. 03:10:26: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Teleportation network tampering: 85
  1837. 03:10:38: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Well."
  1838. 03:10:41: <DM_of_ASStora> Nope, you aren't leaving through that way
  1839. 03:10:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I guess we wait for them, then."
  1840. 03:10:49: <SorcererBoswell> 2"it's useless..."
  1841. 03:10:51: <DM_of_ASStora> There's too much activity happening for you to attempt
  1842. 03:11:05: <SorcererBoswell> 2"lines are clogged"
  1843. 03:11:15: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Not the way I expected it all to end, to be honest."
  1844. 03:11:24: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"But I guess you were right all along, Azra."
  1845. 03:11:31: <DM_of_ASStora> The door is kicked down.
  1846. 03:11:36: KnightmareSigvard 14eyes the sword.
  1847. 03:11:44: <SorcererBoswell> 2roll to barricade the doorway
  1848. 03:11:45: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"About what?"
  1849. 03:11:49: <DM_of_ASStora> Multiple glaive tips point through the entrance.
  1850. 03:11:52: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"No happy endings."
  1851. 03:11:54: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Wall of Force!
  1852. 03:11:54: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Wall of Force!: 62
  1853. 03:12:03: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Psionic blocking
  1854. 03:12:03: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Psionic blocking: 13
  1855. 03:12:10: <Knight_Lann> 10"Hey, I've got a terrible idea here."
  1856. 03:12:14: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"If you can't do what's right, Sword, do what's left."
  1857. 03:12:16: <DM_of_ASStora> Your spell is annihilated by a torrent of psychic bolts
  1858. 03:12:23: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Now's the time for any ideas, Lann."
  1859. 03:12:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Terrible or not."
  1860. 03:12:27: <Knight_Lann> 10"Hear me out."
  1861. 03:12:33: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"No right here."
  1862. 03:12:37: <Knight_Lann> 10"I'll use the sword."
  1863. 03:12:37: <SorcererBoswell> 2"damnit... there's too much psychic energy here."
  1864. 03:12:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Get the fuck out, Lann."
  1865. 03:12:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That's-'
  1866. 03:13:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What?"
  1867. 03:13:02: <DM_of_ASStora> The spear, well glaive, wall begins advancing into the prison
  1868. 03:13:04: <Knight_Lann> 10"Genius, right?"
  1869. 03:13:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Wh-"
  1870. 03:13:15: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Stop!"
  1871. 03:13:18: <DM_of_ASStora> Soldiers using greatshields create a phalanx around the glaive-wielders
  1872. 03:13:18: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hold on."
  1873. 03:13:21: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hold on!"
  1874. 03:13:33: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sig, don't you /dare/ start swinging."
  1875. 03:13:34: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"That seems like a bad idea to me."
  1876. 03:13:39: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Besides, isn't it bonded to him?"
  1877. 03:13:51: <SorcererBoswell> 2"bonded. not attached"
  1878. 03:13:52: KnightmareSigvard 14is kind of just sitting in a corner.
  1879. 03:13:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Guards."
  1880. 03:13:56: <Knight_Lann> 10"Now sounds like the time for bad ideas."
  1881. 03:14:10: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hear me out here."
  1882. 03:14:23: <DM_of_ASStora> The phalanx continues slowly advancing towards the party's cells
  1883. 03:14:40: <SorcererBoswell> 2roll to push them back
  1884. 03:14:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Guards, I know now doesn't seem like the time to talk."
  1885. 03:14:51: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"You might be right."
  1886. 03:14:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"But please, stop and lis-"
  1887. 03:14:53: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Or left."
  1888. 03:14:59: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 It's like bowling
  1889. 03:14:59: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, It's like bowling: 73
  1890. 03:15:09: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Except when the pins have psychic powers
  1891. 03:15:09: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Except when the pins have psychic powers: 72
  1892. 03:15:17: <VioletCatgirl> 6ppft
  1893. 03:15:18: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Wow.
  1894. 03:15:18: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Pretty mediocre powers.
  1895. 03:15:22: <DM_of_ASStora> A wall of psychic energy is flung out from the shields
  1896. 03:15:22: <SorcererBoswell> 2you fuck
  1897. 03:15:34: <DM_of_ASStora> It hits the magical force wall, both of them cancelling each other
  1898. 03:15:38: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Stop resisting, damnit!"
  1899. 03:15:43: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You all don't have to die for this."
  1900. 03:15:44: <SorcererBoswell> 2"GODDAMN PSYCHICS"
  1901. 03:16:01: VioletCatgirl 6ignores Sig.
  1902. 03:16:10: Knight_Lann 10puts his hand near the cursed sword's handle
  1903. 03:16:12: <SorcererBoswell> 2"we have nowhere else to go... we're kind of trapped here."
  1904. 03:16:19: <DM_of_ASStora> The phalanx continues its slow but steady advance
  1905. 03:16:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Lann, that is going to /kill/ you."
  1906. 03:16:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It will /not/ help you."
  1907. 03:16:37: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Guards."
  1908. 03:16:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I want to talk with the DM."
  1909. 03:16:55: <DM_of_ASStora> "Denied."
  1910. 03:16:59: <SorcererBoswell> 2"yeah. last thing we need is to dudes with demon arms and a temper"
  1911. 03:17:03: <SorcererBoswell> 2two*
  1912. 03:17:07: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"A question."
  1913. 03:17:10: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Are you going to kill them?"
  1914. 03:17:18: <DM_of_ASStora> "If they resist."
  1915. 03:17:22: <DM_of_ASStora> "That sorcerer is marked for death."
  1916. 03:17:32: <SorcererBoswell> 2"what did i do?"
  1917. 03:17:39: <DM_of_ASStora> "Resisted."
  1918. 03:17:39: KnightmareSigvard 14eyes Violet, frowning.
  1919. 03:17:43: <SorcererBoswell> 2"oh yeah..."
  1920. 03:17:48: VioletCatgirl 6looks back at Sword.
  1921. 03:17:54: <SorcererBoswell> 2"can /i/ speak to the DM?"
  1922. 03:18:03: <DM_of_ASStora> "Denied."
  1923. 03:18:10: VioletCatgirl 6makes sure her amulet is on.
  1924. 03:18:10: <SorcererBoswell> 2"pretty please?"
  1925. 03:18:13: KnightmareSigvard 14stands up.
  1926. 03:18:20: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"And don't forget one thing."
  1927. 03:18:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sig, please."
  1928. 03:18:26: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"No matter what happens after this."
  1929. 03:18:26: <DM_of_ASStora> "All requests are pre-emptively rejected."
  1930. 03:18:30: <DM_of_ASStora> "By authority of the Castellan."
  1931. 03:18:32: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I love you."
  1932. 03:18:39: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Knightmare roll, get sword, CHARGE THROUGH PHALANX.
  1933. 03:18:41: <SorcererBoswell> 2"i request you kill me then!"
  1934. 03:18:42: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Berserk too.
  1935. 03:18:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sword-"
  1936. 03:18:52: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-35 Charging!
  1937. 03:18:52: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Charging!: -2:33-35
  1938. 03:18:59: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Come and /FUCKING GET ME!/"
  1939. 03:19:02: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-15 Shield formation
  1940. 03:19:02: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Shield formation: 54:69-15
  1941. 03:19:07: <DM_of_ASStora> >69
  1942. 03:19:08: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Goddamn Knightmare is so useful when it doesn't make him kill us
  1943. 03:19:24: <DM_of_ASStora> The glaivesman in the middle of the formation thought it a good time to play a little grabass
  1944. 03:19:30: <DM_of_ASStora> They didn't expect to be charged
  1945. 03:19:46: <DM_of_ASStora> The shield users are busy having their asses groped to defend against raging abominations
  1946. 03:19:53: <DM_of_ASStora> And are promptly cut down
  1947. 03:19:57: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Hurr
  1948. 03:20:00: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Other things! Like possession!: 42
  1949. 03:20:00: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Other things! Like possession!
  1950. 03:20:07: <DM_of_ASStora> Sword remains in control for now
  1951. 03:20:15: <KnightmareSigvard> 14So the wall is down?
  1952. 03:20:25: <DM_of_ASStora> Well, the front shield users are
  1953. 03:20:33: <KnightmareSigvard> 14So, can they pass?
  1954. 03:20:33: <DM_of_ASStora> There's still a bunch of glaive guys to deal with
  1955. 03:20:40: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Since they'd presumably be busy with me.
  1956. 03:20:43: <SorcererBoswell> 2well then. ELECTROCUTE THE GLAIVE GUYS
  1957. 03:20:50: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Boswell is helping!
  1958. 03:20:50: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Boswell is helping!: 51
  1959. 03:20:51: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You four, run, damnit! You need to be as far away from me as possible."
  1960. 03:20:56: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 lolpsionics
  1961. 03:20:56: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, lolpsionics: 49
  1962. 03:21:02: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Boswell gets no breaks.
  1963. 03:21:09: <DM_of_ASStora> Boswell's chain lightning is dissipated by psychic bolts
  1964. 03:21:10: <DM_of_ASStora> Poor Boswell.
  1965. 03:21:11: <SorcererBoswell> 2"i'm maked for death anyway, swordsman."
  1966. 03:21:14: <KnightmareSigvard> 14I'm doing this for Boswell.
  1967. 03:21:16: <KnightmareSigvard> 14This motherfucker
  1968. 03:21:17: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Is brave.
  1969. 03:21:32: <DM_of_ASStora> Azra, Violet and Lann can attempt to get out
  1970. 03:21:32: KnightmareSigvard 14adjusts his footing.
  1971. 03:21:37: <VioletCatgirl> 6I do.
  1972. 03:21:38: <VioletCatgirl> 6Run.
  1973. 03:21:39: TheGypsyHealer 5looks at Vioet.
  1974. 03:21:41: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Violet*
  1975. 03:21:49: SorcererBoswell 2cracks his glowing knuckles
  1976. 03:21:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Azra, folllow me."
  1977. 03:21:56: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I..."
  1978. 03:21:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Don't stop."
  1979. 03:22:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Now."
  1980. 03:22:02: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Just run, damnit!"
  1981. 03:22:10: VioletCatgirl 6bolts for it.
  1982. 03:22:20: <DM_of_ASStora> The glaive wall separates to let the fleeing party members leave
  1983. 03:22:23: Knight_Lann 10follows Violet
  1984. 03:22:29: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Lann?"
  1985. 03:22:30: KnightmareSigvard 14eyes the glaive wall.
  1986. 03:22:35: <DM_of_ASStora> A rather odd act of compassion, giving the circumstances
  1987. 03:22:37: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Thank you."
  1988. 03:22:48: <Knight_Lann> 10"Azra! Come on!"
  1989. 03:22:58: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...They'll be free, yes?"
  1990. 03:23:13: <DM_of_ASStora> "I have yet to decide."
  1991. 03:23:19: <DM_of_ASStora> The sword screeches in fury
  1992. 03:23:22: <SorcererBoswell> 2"they committed no crimes."
  1993. 03:23:28: TheGypsyHealer 5reluctantly follows Violet and Lann.
  1994. 03:23:32: KnightmareSigvard 14faulters on his grip, grunting.
  1995. 03:23:39: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet, Lann and Gypsy are grabbed by three guardsman
  1996. 03:23:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"g-ah!"
  1997. 03:23:49: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Let go of me!"
  1998. 03:23:57: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Gonna kill us, now?"
  1999. 03:23:59: <DM_of_ASStora> They are swiftly teleported away and into the atrium
  2000. 03:24:03: <VioletCatgirl> 6"W-"
  2001. 03:24:09: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Easier to get your enemies if they walk right into you."
  2002. 03:24:16: <Knight_Lann> 10"Back here."
  2003. 03:24:17: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Azra."
  2004. 03:24:20: <Knight_Lann> 10"God damn it all."
  2005. 03:24:26: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Who said that, DM? The "I have yet to decide.
  2006. 03:24:26: <DM_of_ASStora> The three are pushed forward, the guardsman teleporting back after being rid of them
  2007. 03:24:31: TheGypsyHealer 5sighs.
  2008. 03:24:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Atrium."
  2009. 03:24:34: <DM_of_ASStora> They are now in the empty atrium
  2010. 03:24:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Atrium, atrium..."
  2011. 03:24:46: <DM_of_ASStora> You can't tell which of them it is
  2012. 03:24:56: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Alright."
  2013. 03:24:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...DM must not be very far away."
  2014. 03:24:59: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I want to know something."
  2015. 03:25:02: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"This sword."
  2016. 03:25:05: <Knight_Lann> 10"That's right."
  2017. 03:25:06: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...How does it die?"
  2018. 03:25:16: VioletCatgirl 6bolts for the door.
  2019. 03:25:18: <DM_of_ASStora> "I do not know."
  2020. 03:25:19: <SorcererBoswell> 2"are you asking me?"
  2021. 03:25:22: Knight_Lann 10follows Violet again
  2022. 03:25:24: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Alright. Listen."
  2023. 03:25:26: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I know my crimes."
  2024. 03:25:29: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"And I will pay for them."
  2025. 03:25:33: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"But first, we need to get rid of this."
  2026. 03:25:36: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet runs on through the corridors leading to the guest rooms
  2027. 03:25:43: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I heard the harp might do the trick. The one you have on exhibition."
  2028. 03:25:49: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Killing /me/ won't do anything."
  2029. 03:25:58: TheGypsyHealer 5walks towards the DM's room.
  2030. 03:26:05: <DM_of_ASStora> "Destroying the wielder will mitigate its power."
  2031. 03:26:12: <DM_of_ASStora> "You must die."
  2032. 03:26:16: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"But will it destroy it?"
  2033. 03:26:23: <DM_of_ASStora> "No."
  2034. 03:26:33: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Then you're not solving anything."
  2035. 03:26:34: <DM_of_ASStora> The glaive wall begins a slow advance towards Sword
  2036. 03:26:35: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Use the damn harp."
  2037. 03:26:43: KnightmareSigvard 14remains on his position.
  2038. 03:26:53: <DM_of_ASStora> Weaponless soldiers begin to prepare psionic powers to throw at Boswell
  2039. 03:26:54: SorcererBoswell 2straightens his tie
  2040. 03:27:08: VioletCatgirl 6bolts for DM's room as fast as she can.
  2041. 03:27:10: <SorcererBoswell> 2"... bring it"
  2042. 03:27:25: KnightmareSigvard 14eyes Boswell.
  2043. 03:27:28: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I don't know who you are."
  2044. 03:27:33: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"But you're one of the bravest men I've ever met."
  2045. 03:27:36: <DM_of_ASStora> Violet, Azra and Lann burst into the DM's room
  2046. 03:27:41: <Knight_Lann> 10"You!"
  2047. 03:27:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"DM!"
  2048. 03:27:47: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I hope you make it through this."
  2049. 03:27:53: <SorcererBoswell> 2"The name's Boswell. you can call me Marked for death."
  2050. 03:27:53: <DM_of_ASStora> She is equipping herself with purple plate armour, like that of the guards
  2051. 03:28:03: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Boswell sounds nicer."
  2052. 03:28:05: <VioletCatgirl> 6"DM."
  2053. 03:28:11: VioletCatgirl 6catches her breath.
  2054. 03:28:20: <DM_of_ASStora> "What did you do."
  2055. 03:28:23: <DM_of_ASStora> (That was the DM)
  2056. 03:28:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"....It's."
  2057. 03:28:30: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It's Sword."
  2058. 03:28:32: <SorcererBoswell> 2"named for my grandfather. i'll see him when this is over."
  2059. 03:28:33: <VioletCatgirl> 6"The Demon."
  2060. 03:28:36: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Yeah."
  2061. 03:28:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"How do we stop the blade."
  2062. 03:28:39: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Stay alive."
  2063. 03:28:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6"He's in the jail cells."
  2064. 03:28:44: KnightmareSigvard 14steadies his position.
  2065. 03:28:56: <DM_of_ASStora> "Do we have a world class bard on hand?"
  2066. 03:29:02: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  2067. 03:29:06: VioletCatgirl 6looks at Lann.
  2068. 03:29:07: <Knight_Lann> 10"Yes, yes we do."
  2069. 03:29:08: <KnightmareSigvard> 14LANN
  2070. 03:29:08: <KnightmareSigvard> 14SAVES
  2071. 03:29:09: <KnightmareSigvard> 14THE
  2072. 03:29:09: <KnightmareSigvard> 14DAY
  2073. 03:29:15: <DM_of_ASStora> "..."
  2074. 03:29:22: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...He's all we've got."
  2075. 03:29:25: <DM_of_ASStora> "Do we have a /world/ /class/ bard on hand?"
  2076. 03:29:30: <VioletCatgirl> 6"DM, please."
  2077. 03:29:32: <DM_of_ASStora> "Oh for fuck's sake."
  2078. 03:29:49: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Where's the harp?"
  2079. 03:30:08: <DM_of_ASStora> There is a chorus of screams as red, vaguely humanoid spirits are dragged from bodies in the jail cell and into the Sword
  2080. 03:30:24: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Ngh-"
  2081. 03:30:39: <DM_of_ASStora> "In the same place as ever, of course."
  2082. 03:30:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Then let's go."
  2083. 03:31:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...What's with the armor?"
  2084. 03:31:08: <Knight_Lann> 10"Where's the exhibit then?!"
  2085. 03:31:26: <DM_of_ASStora> "Girl's gotta protect herself. Now, let's take the fast way, shall we?"
  2086. 03:31:46: <DM_of_ASStora> The three are sucked into portals that open up below the DM and themselves
  2087. 03:31:46: TheGypsyHealer 5glances at its dress subconsciously.
  2088. 03:32:01: <DM_of_ASStora> They are thrown out into the middle of the room containing the harp
  2089. 03:32:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"WH-"
  2090. 03:32:09: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Yeah. I am one alright."
  2091. 03:32:10: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That was quick."
  2092. 03:32:12: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Now."
  2093. 03:32:13: <Knight_Lann> 10"There it is."
  2094. 03:32:17: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Lann."
  2095. 03:32:22: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...We're-"
  2096. 03:32:23: Knight_Lann 10tosses his helmet to the side and flips his hair
  2097. 03:32:25: VioletCatgirl 6stutters.
  2098. 03:32:30: <VioletCatgirl> 6"C-c-c-"
  2099. 03:32:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"We're counting on you Lann."
  2100. 03:32:44: VioletCatgirl 6facepalms.
  2101. 03:32:45: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Time to shine, buddy."
  2102. 03:32:46: Knight_Lann 10gives Violet a thumbs up
  2103. 03:32:50: <DM_of_ASStora> The Dungeon Master grimaces.
  2104. 03:32:53: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Do what you do."
  2105. 03:32:57: <Bard_Lann> 10"I AM BARD LANN, OF LANNLAND!"
  2106. 03:32:58: <KnightmareSigvard> 14FUCKING LANN
  2107. 03:33:03: <KnightmareSigvard> 14YOU BETTER NOT CRITFAIL THIS
  2108. 03:33:08: <TheGypsyHealer> 5>69
  2109. 03:33:08: <DM_of_ASStora> "...Why are you playing it here."
  2110. 03:33:11: <Bard_Lann> 10"AND I AM GOING TO PLAY THIS HARP, HEAD ON!"
  2111. 03:33:21: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Oh."
  2112. 03:33:23: <Bard_Lann> 10"Uh, you mean it's not going to work here?"
  2113. 03:33:25: <DM_of_ASStora> The Dungeon Master facepalms.
  2114. 03:33:26: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Okay, yeah, let's just."
  2115. 03:33:30: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Grab the harp, Lann."
  2116. 03:33:32: <Bard_Lann> 10"Damn it!"
  2117. 03:33:33: <DM_of_ASStora> "No, we have to take it to where it is."
  2118. 03:33:35: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"What are you doing. Come on."
  2119. 03:33:56: TheGypsyHealer 5scratches the back of its neck.
  2120. 03:33:56: Knight_Lann 10hauls the fucking giant harp
  2121. 03:34:09: <DM_of_ASStora> Lann carries that harp like Jesus carrying his cross.
  2122. 03:34:14: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Deep.
  2123. 03:34:15: <DM_of_ASStora> Because symbolism or something, fuck you.
  2124. 03:34:22: <Knight_Lann> 10"GHRHGHLETS...GOOO..."
  2125. 03:34:23: <SorcererBoswell> 2ooh symbolic
  2126. 03:34:25: <DM_of_ASStora> Portals are opened up beneath the party again
  2127. 03:34:44: <DM_of_ASStora> They are dropped into the middle of the room where the guards are arriving into
  2128. 03:34:53: <DM_of_ASStora> With a big fucking harp.
  2129. 03:34:54: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Wh-"
  2130. 03:34:57: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I told you all to run!"
  2131. 03:35:17: <DM_of_ASStora> The guards are /not/ surprised by this clusterfuck of activity.
  2132. 03:35:19: <SorcererBoswell> 2"why are you back here?"
  2133. 03:35:21: <DM_of_ASStora> It's almost as if they were psychic.
  2134. 03:35:34: <SorcererBoswell> 2...
  2135. 03:35:36: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Just play the harp."
  2136. 03:35:43: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"The harp-?"
  2137. 03:35:47: <Bard_Lann> 10"LOOKS LIKE IT'S UP TO LANN TO SAVE THE DAY!"
  2138. 03:35:54: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"God fucking damnit, Lann."
  2139. 03:35:54: Bard_Lann 10SETS THAT HARP DOWN AND PLAYS THE FUCK OUT OF IT
  2140. 03:35:55: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"JUST PLAY THE HARP."
  2141. 03:35:57: KnightmareSigvard 14facepalms
  2142. 03:36:08: <SorcererBoswell> 2"wait... you're a BARD?!?!"
  2143. 03:36:11: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Lann dooms everyone.
  2144. 03:36:11: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Lann dooms everyone.: 47
  2145. 03:36:19: <Bard_Lann> 10GOOD ENOUGH
  2146. 03:36:20: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Lann just mediocre'd all over my face
  2147. 03:36:22: <TheGypsyHealer> 5It's everywhere
  2148. 03:36:24: <DM_of_ASStora> Lann begins strumming on that harp.
  2149. 03:36:29: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Okay?"
  2150. 03:36:32: <DM_of_ASStora> The sword lets out a screeching hiss in response.
  2151. 03:36:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...He's a semi-bard."
  2152. 03:36:36: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Gh-"
  2153. 03:36:36: <Bard_Lann> 10"YES!"
  2154. 03:36:38: <Bard_Lann> 10"/YES/!"
  2155. 03:36:39: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-35 Hissing!
  2156. 03:36:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I don't th-"
  2157. 03:36:39: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Hissing!: 65:100-35
  2158. 03:36:41: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Could use a crescendo or something."
  2159. 03:36:43: <VioletCatgirl> 6>100
  2160. 03:36:43: <DM_of_ASStora> >100
  2161. 03:36:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6>100
  2162. 03:36:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6>100
  2163. 03:36:46: <KnightmareSigvard> 14>100
  2164. 03:36:47: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Real.
  2165. 03:36:47: <Bard_Lann> 10"FUCK YOUR HISSING!"
  2166. 03:36:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6>100
  2167. 03:36:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6>100
  2168. 03:36:48: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I don't th-"
  2169. 03:36:49: <Bard_Lann> 10>100
  2170. 03:36:50: <SorcererBoswell> 2>100
  2171. 03:36:53: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"LOUDER!"
  2172. 03:37:02: KnightmareSigvard 14lets out a short yell of pain, falling on one knee.
  2173. 03:37:07: Bard_Lann 10PLAYS HOLY DIVER
  2174. 03:37:17: <DM_of_ASStora> Lann's somewhat mediocre playing is completely negated by the divine influence of his instrument
  2175. 03:37:28: <DM_of_ASStora> If Lann could play this well normally, he would get ALL the pussy.
  2176. 03:37:30: <DM_of_ASStora> All of it.
  2177. 03:37:33: <DM_of_ASStora> Every single pussy.
  2178. 03:37:38: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Too bad he can't.
  2179. 03:37:42: <SorcererBoswell> 2do-dodo-do-do-dododo-do-dodo-do-dodododo
  2180. 03:37:46: <DM_of_ASStora> However, he'll just have to settle for saving the day this time
  2181. 03:37:58: <Bard_Lann> 10It'll do.
  2182. 03:38:03: <TheGypsyHealer> 5That'll do, bard.
  2183. 03:38:05: <TheGypsyHealer> 5That'll do.
  2184. 03:38:14: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Is it-"
  2185. 03:38:17: KnightmareSigvard 14keels over, still in visible, horrible, horrible pain.
  2186. 03:38:18: <DM_of_ASStora> The sword drops to the ground, screeching, hissing and roaring
  2187. 03:38:21: VioletCatgirl 6drops down next to Sword.
  2188. 03:38:37: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It's okay, just hold on."
  2189. 03:38:42: <DM_of_ASStora> It glows a bright red as if it were made of red light
  2190. 03:38:48: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Not- it...won't-"
  2191. 03:39:01: <DM_of_ASStora> It shatters, sending flecks of red shards up into the air
  2192. 03:39:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Won't?"
  2193. 03:39:15: SorcererBoswell 2stands in front of Sigvard, in the way of the guards
  2194. 03:39:17: <DM_of_ASStora> The shards swirl into a humanoid shape, forming and twisting
  2195. 03:39:22: KnightmareSigvard 14lets out another loud grunt of pain.
  2196. 03:39:31: <DM_of_ASStora> It takes the shape of Violet, as if she were made of red light
  2197. 03:39:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Ah!"
  2198. 03:39:39: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"No-"
  2199. 03:39:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...What the hell is it-"
  2200. 03:39:52: <DM_of_ASStora> Its arm begins to jerk and quiver
  2201. 03:39:54: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"No, no!"
  2202. 03:40:02: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...What's going on?"
  2203. 03:40:02: <DM_of_ASStora> It bursts out into a mutated shape
  2204. 03:40:07: SorcererBoswell 2turns around to see "what on earth?"
  2205. 03:40:14: <DM_of_ASStora> Likewise, Sword's mutated arm reverts to its normal form
  2206. 03:40:24: <KnightmareSigvard> 14So, human arm again?
  2207. 03:40:26: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Hooray!
  2208. 03:40:27: <DM_of_ASStora> Yep
  2209. 03:40:41: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Great.
  2210. 03:40:44: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Same time next week, guys?
  2211. 03:40:52: <KnightmareSigvard> 14>IMPLYING it's over
  2212. 03:40:55: Bard_Lann 10checks his arm for any angelic mutations
  2213. 03:40:56: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Oh, fuck you.
  2214. 03:40:58: <DM_of_ASStora> All of the guards look on in awe. Guess they aren't /that/ psychic.
  2215. 03:41:01: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  2216. 03:41:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What happened?"
  2217. 03:41:10: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"It can't be."
  2218. 03:41:18: <DM_of_ASStora> Lann now has a neat ass halo.
  2219. 03:41:29: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"That's - it can't be what I think it is."
  2220. 03:41:42: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Fuck."
  2221. 03:41:44: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Just...fuck."
  2222. 03:41:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Is it gone?"
  2223. 03:41:49: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Is it done?"
  2224. 03:41:50: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Not exactly."
  2225. 03:41:56: <SorcererBoswell> 2"i hate to break up the fun... but we're still marked for death and being advanced on."
  2226. 03:41:57: <DM_of_ASStora> Replica is standing right in front of you all
  2227. 03:42:01: <DM_of_ASStora> It didn't disappear
  2228. 03:42:08: Bard_Lann 10jams out more gloriously than ever before, ignoring everything else
  2229. 03:42:09: <DM_of_ASStora> It just changed itself to look like a red Violet
  2230. 03:42:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What /is/ that."
  2231. 03:42:16: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sword."
  2232. 03:42:18: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Kind of looks like you, ma."
  2233. 03:42:19: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Why!"
  2234. 03:42:26: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Drop the act, Azra."
  2235. 03:42:27: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Why the FUCK are you so obsessed with her?"
  2236. 03:42:29: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Lann and his harp save the day
  2237. 03:42:29: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Lann and his harp save the day: 48
  2238. 03:42:30: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Yeah, okay."
  2239. 03:42:38: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Jesus Christ, it's coming for him: 2:47-45
  2240. 03:42:38: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-45 Jesus Christ, it's coming for him
  2241. 03:42:42: <TheGypsyHealer> 5LAAAAAANN
  2242. 03:42:44: <Bard_Lann> 10pls
  2243. 03:42:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6>2
  2244. 03:42:46: <DM_of_ASStora> RIP Lann
  2245. 03:42:52: <TheGypsyHealer> 5>-45
  2246. 03:42:55: <TheGypsyHealer> 5This shit cray.
  2247. 03:42:59: Bard_Lann 10ignores his impending doom and jams with reckless abandon
  2248. 03:43:03: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...obsessed?"
  2249. 03:43:05: <DM_of_ASStora> Replica sprouts wings of flame from its back
  2250. 03:43:17: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"It always went for you when I lost control."
  2251. 03:43:23: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"It envied you. I don't know why."
  2252. 03:43:24: <DM_of_ASStora> It launches itself over the ranks of stunned soldiers and onto the top of the harp
  2253. 03:43:36: <DM_of_ASStora> It shoots down a lance of flame from its palms and into Lann
  2254. 03:43:49: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Lann!"
  2255. 03:43:51: <DM_of_ASStora> Lann is nailed to the floor by two fire lances, one in each of his hands
  2256. 03:44:00: <Bard_Lann> 10"Guh!"
  2257. 03:44:03: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"No - NO!"
  2258. 03:44:07: <KnightmareSigvard> 14Roll STR, strike at it with mah longsword.
  2259. 03:44:19: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Hit that Replica
  2260. 03:44:20: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Hit that Replica: 84
  2261. 03:44:40: <DM_of_ASStora> Sword strikes at the body of the now humanoid weapon
  2262. 03:44:45: <DM_of_ASStora> It just passes through it
  2263. 03:44:55: <DM_of_ASStora> It seemed to have made itself incorporeal briefly
  2264. 03:45:02: <TheGypsyHealer> 5I can't decide whether I should heal Lann on my turn, or just try to play the harp myself.
  2265. 03:45:08: KnightmareSigvard 14lets out a long sigh, dropping his posture.
  2266. 03:45:08: SorcererBoswell 2fires energy bolts at it
  2267. 03:45:20: <DM_of_ASStora> It drops to its knees in front of Sword, making begging motions
  2268. 03:45:28: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Boswell gonna bos
  2269. 03:45:28: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Boswell gonna bos: 77
  2270. 03:45:30: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  2271. 03:45:35: <Bard_Lann> 10Fucking boswell
  2272. 03:45:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What the hell is it doing?"
  2273. 03:45:37: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Brave, but useless.
  2274. 03:45:40: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100-45 Fire bolts, yo
  2275. 03:45:40: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Fire bolts, yo: -43:2-45
  2276. 03:45:44: <DM_of_ASStora> Jesus fuck.
  2277. 03:45:45: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Stop!"
  2278. 03:45:49: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Stop, stop attacking them!"
  2279. 03:45:49: <SorcererBoswell> 2goddamnit
  2280. 03:46:01: <DM_of_ASStora> It conjures a massive fire spear in its hand.
  2281. 03:46:06: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"/STOP!"/
  2282. 03:46:12: <DM_of_ASStora> It readies itself to throw it at Boswell.
  2283. 03:46:17: <DM_of_ASStora> And stops
  2284. 03:46:24: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I can't...I don't understand you."
  2285. 03:46:26: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"What do yo uwant?"
  2286. 03:46:28: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Me?"
  2287. 03:46:46: <DM_of_ASStora> It reaches its mutated hand out to Sword
  2288. 03:47:02: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"..No, no. Explain."
  2289. 03:47:18: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I don't want to go back to that. Not after what happened. Can't...can't we compromise?"
  2290. 03:47:20: <DM_of_ASStora> It growls lowly
  2291. 03:47:37: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"None of them are in any sort of fault."
  2292. 03:47:44: <SorcererBoswell> 2"leave him alone. he's free of you now."
  2293. 03:47:49: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Listen - this is an awful place to talk about this."
  2294. 03:47:55: <DM_of_ASStora> It turns back to Boswell
  2295. 03:48:05: <DM_of_ASStora> And readies to throw the lance again
  2296. 03:48:09: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Just no."
  2297. 03:48:15: <SorcererBoswell> 2"try it..."
  2298. 03:48:30: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Follow me. No attacking him. No attacking anyone. /Please/, this can be talked out."
  2299. 03:48:40: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  2300. 03:48:58: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sigvard, what- What the hell is-"
  2301. 03:49:00: <DM_of_ASStora> It remains in the same position for a few seconds
  2302. 03:49:04: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I don't know."
  2303. 03:49:08: KnightmareSigvard 14eyes the phalanx line "Make way."
  2304. 03:49:26: <DM_of_ASStora> It lowers its fire lance, holding it like a real weapon
  2305. 03:49:45: KnightmareSigvard 14attempts to walk past the phalanx, simply enough.
  2306. 03:49:46: <DM_of_ASStora> The phalanx collectively teleport outside of the room simultaneously
  2307. 03:49:56: TheGypsyHealer 5looks at the harp.
  2308. 03:50:02: <DM_of_ASStora> Only the party, Replica and the harp are left in the room
  2309. 03:50:08: <DM_of_ASStora> Well, rooms
  2310. 03:50:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  2311. 03:50:32: KnightmareSigvard 14walks out of the crummy, crumped jail cell rooms.
  2312. 03:50:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Can it speak?"
  2313. 03:50:39: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"No."
  2314. 03:50:39: <DM_of_ASStora> Someone should go help Lann.
  2315. 03:50:42: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"At least, I don't htink so."
  2316. 03:50:43: <DM_of_ASStora> He's kind of, y'know, dying
  2317. 03:50:48: Bard_Lann 10lays pinned to the ground
  2318. 03:50:50: TheGypsyHealer 5approaches the harp, and with it, Lann.
  2319. 03:50:50: VioletCatgirl 6follows. "Azra."
  2320. 03:50:54: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I know."
  2321. 03:50:58: KnightmareSigvard 14then stops, eyeing the Replica.
  2322. 03:51:06: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Alright. This is better."
  2323. 03:51:12: TheGypsyHealer 5lays hands on Lann.
  2324. 03:51:22: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, I bet you'd like to lay hands on him: 63
  2325. 03:51:22: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 I bet you'd like to lay hands on him
  2326. 03:51:23: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"There has to be a way for you to make me understand."
  2327. 03:51:27: <DM_of_ASStora> WHY WASN'T THAT 69.
  2328. 03:51:28: <DM_of_ASStora> FUCK.
  2329. 03:51:29: <TheGypsyHealer> 5Not especially, apparently.
  2330. 03:51:46: <DM_of_ASStora> Gypsy manages to dispel one of the fire lances stuck in Lann's palm
  2331. 03:51:52: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I don't have the luxury of being able to take my time with this."
  2332. 03:51:57: <DM_of_ASStora> Other than that, nothing improves for the stricken bard
  2333. 03:51:59: TheGypsyHealer 5tries for the other.
  2334. 03:52:04: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Heal dat Lann
  2335. 03:52:05: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Heal dat Lann: 35
  2336. 03:52:08: <DM_of_ASStora> That's more like it
  2337. 03:52:10: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"So get the fuck up."
  2338. 03:52:13: <DM_of_ASStora> The other bolt is dispelled
  2339. 03:52:20: SorcererBoswell 2helps lann up
  2340. 03:52:28: <DM_of_ASStora> Gypsy then sends healing energy into Lann, soothing his wounds
  2341. 03:52:28: Bard_Lann 10opens and closes his hands
  2342. 03:52:32: <SorcererBoswell> 2"you saved our bacon, friend."
  2343. 03:52:34: <DM_of_ASStora> He is brought up to heavily wounded
  2344. 03:52:36: <Bard_Lann> 10"Phew, thanks guys."
  2345. 03:52:48: KnightmareSigvard 14eyes Violet, and then Replica.
  2346. 03:52:55: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You're...Jealous?"
  2347. 03:52:59: <DM_of_ASStora> Replica looks up at Sword with big eyes
  2348. 03:53:02: <DM_of_ASStora> It hisses.
  2349. 03:53:22: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Wh me?"
  2350. 03:53:23: <KnightmareSigvard> 14*why
  2351. 03:53:40: <DM_of_ASStora> It just stares at him
  2352. 03:53:46: KnightmareSigvard 14frowns
  2353. 03:54:12: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You know I can't be with you. I understand your intentions but.."
  2354. 03:54:28: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You make me do things that...just can't be taken back. Or forgiven."
  2355. 03:54:31: <KnightmareSigvard> 14*made
  2356. 03:54:45: <DM_of_ASStora> It begins growling and hissing angrily, waving its fire lance around in fury
  2357. 03:54:51: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Calm down and listen to me."
  2358. 03:55:00: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You need to understand - I don't /want/ to kill anyone."
  2359. 03:55:27: <DM_of_ASStora> It shakes its head rapidly and waves it arms about - trying to say 'no'
  2360. 03:55:38: KnightmareSigvard 14frowns.
  2361. 03:55:42: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I have one simple question for you."
  2362. 03:55:45: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Do you care about me?"
  2363. 03:56:13: <DM_of_ASStora> It looks at Sword with a confused expression
  2364. 03:56:29: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You want to be with me, yes?"
  2365. 03:56:33: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You want to make me happy?"
  2366. 03:56:46: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods
  2367. 03:57:21: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Then you need to understand, that sometimes, you have to let go. You don't need to dissapear - we can still coexist."
  2368. 03:57:30: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"It's a mortal thing."
  2369. 03:57:42: <DM_of_ASStora> Its body seems to erupt in flames
  2370. 03:57:49: KnightmareSigvard 14winces
  2371. 03:57:51: <DM_of_ASStora> It starts stomping on the ground, hissing a challenge
  2372. 03:58:01: <DM_of_ASStora> It aims its lance up at Sword's throat
  2373. 03:58:09: <DM_of_ASStora> It growls loudly.
  2374. 03:58:11: <SorcererBoswell> 2"no!"
  2375. 03:58:14: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"..No. I'm not going to fight you, if that's what you're expecting."
  2376. 03:58:29: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You're my responsability."
  2377. 03:58:47: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I..Made you become as powerful as you are."
  2378. 03:58:59: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I can't just..attack you now. Not like this."
  2379. 03:59:17: <DM_of_ASStora> Its left forearm and hand morph into the shape of the bastard sword's blade
  2380. 03:59:36: <DM_of_ASStora> It raises it toward Sword's throat and begins waving the spear at Boswell as if trying to get his attention
  2381. 03:59:53: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...What?"
  2382. 03:59:58: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...You want to fight him?"
  2383. 04:00:02: <SorcererBoswell> 2"me?"
  2384. 04:00:09: <DM_of_ASStora> It shakes its head and then nods at Boswell
  2385. 04:00:15: <SorcererBoswell> 2"why?"
  2386. 04:00:36: <DM_of_ASStora> It makes a frantic motion, pointing at the floor with the spear and then up to the ceiling
  2387. 04:00:54: <SorcererBoswell> 2"yeah, you've lost me."
  2388. 04:01:05: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I wonder if it's literate."
  2389. 04:01:10: <DM_of_ASStora> It roars in anger
  2390. 04:01:17: TheGypsyHealer 5shuts up.
  2391. 04:01:21: <DM_of_ASStora> It points at Boswell with the spear
  2392. 04:01:34: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...You want him...to...?"
  2393. 04:01:39: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods
  2394. 04:01:40: <SorcererBoswell> 2"YES, ME! WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
  2395. 04:01:43: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Oh."
  2396. 04:01:44: <DM_of_ASStora> It points up to the ceiling
  2397. 04:01:46: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You /WANT/ him?"
  2398. 04:01:53: VioletCatgirl 6facepalms.
  2399. 04:01:58: VioletCatgirl 6looks back.
  2400. 04:01:59: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...To..."
  2401. 04:02:12: <DM_of_ASStora> It makes a thrusting motion at the ceiling
  2402. 04:02:19: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"That's not suggestive."
  2403. 04:02:29: <DM_of_ASStora> It hisses angrily
  2404. 04:02:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..Throw the spear?"
  2405. 04:02:37: VioletCatgirl 6flicks Azra's head.
  2406. 04:02:40: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Sorry, sorry."
  2407. 04:02:42: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"..I think she wants you to...destroy the ceiling?"
  2408. 04:02:50: <Bard_Lann> 10"Maybe, make a portal?"
  2409. 04:02:51: <DM_of_ASStora> It shakes its head
  2410. 04:02:56: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"To get you out?"
  2411. 04:03:03: <DM_of_ASStora> It points at Lann and nods rapidly
  2412. 04:03:11: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Portal."
  2413. 04:03:16: <Bard_Lann> 10"Hehehe, I'm am the smarterest..."
  2414. 04:03:21: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"To where, though."
  2415. 04:03:25: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Portal? But where would you go?"
  2416. 04:03:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Make a portal in the ceiling?"
  2417. 04:03:32: <SorcererBoswell> 2"no way in hell. i'm not letting that thing out into the world. i'm not being responsible for that!"
  2418. 04:03:44: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Maybe you won't have to be."
  2419. 04:03:46: <DM_of_ASStora> It roars with animalistic fury at Boswell
  2420. 04:04:04: <SorcererBoswell> 2"i'd rather die!"
  2421. 04:04:12: <SorcererBoswell> 2"you are not leaving this room!!"
  2422. 04:04:13: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Hang on."
  2423. 04:04:14: KnightmareSigvard 14eyes it
  2424. 04:04:22: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Are you going to keep killing people, regardless of what we do?"
  2425. 04:04:28: <DM_of_ASStora> It readies to throw the spear again, its sword still up at Sword's neck
  2426. 04:04:31: <DM_of_ASStora> It shakes its head
  2427. 04:04:40: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...If I stayw ith you."
  2428. 04:04:45: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Will you leave this world alone?"
  2429. 04:04:55: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Just..poof?"
  2430. 04:04:59: <DM_of_ASStora> It considers this for a moment
  2431. 04:05:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  2432. 04:05:11: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Sword, you have got to stop with the attempts at self-sacrifice."
  2433. 04:05:13: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Every day."
  2434. 04:05:15: <DM_of_ASStora> It lowers its spear
  2435. 04:05:18: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"This thing is kind of ultra-powerful."
  2436. 04:05:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Sword."
  2437. 04:05:35: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Fuck."
  2438. 04:05:50: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"..So, is that a yes?"
  2439. 04:06:00: TheGypsyHealer 5takes a step forward.
  2440. 04:06:05: <DM_of_ASStora> It makes a subdued growl
  2441. 04:06:15: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Where do you plan on going?"
  2442. 04:06:25: <DM_of_ASStora> It shrugs
  2443. 04:06:35: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"..Alright."
  2444. 04:06:40: <SorcererBoswell> 2"I'll send it to hell, if i have to."
  2445. 04:06:43: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"So your thirst isn't for souls or anything."
  2446. 04:06:53: <Bard_Lann> 10"A better idea would be heaven."
  2447. 04:06:54: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You just want me, and you'll leave everything else alone?"
  2448. 04:07:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  2449. 04:07:06: <DM_of_ASStora> It shakes its head but nods at Sword
  2450. 04:07:08: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Can you really believe that, after all the things it made you do?"
  2451. 04:07:19: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"It's power is only greater now, to be honest."
  2452. 04:07:25: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"If it wanted..it COULD just kill all of you."
  2453. 04:07:28: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"And take me forcefully."
  2454. 04:07:43: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"If it killed us, you would kill yourself before you let it back inside."
  2455. 04:07:47: <SorcererBoswell> 2"I'm not letting that happen"
  2456. 04:08:01: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Or at least that's what I would've said yesterday."
  2457. 04:08:13: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Everyone you absorbed while you were with me."
  2458. 04:08:31: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Can you let their souls leave? Go where they should?"
  2459. 04:08:41: <DM_of_ASStora> It shakes its head
  2460. 04:08:47: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"So they're trapped with you."
  2461. 04:08:53: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods
  2462. 04:09:03: KnightmareSigvard 14closes his eyes, sighing.
  2463. 04:09:06: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Alright."
  2464. 04:09:13: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Can I have one week?"
  2465. 04:09:23: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Or at least...some time?"
  2466. 04:09:30: <DM_of_ASStora> It stares at Sword
  2467. 04:09:42: <DM_of_ASStora> It stomps its foot and growls
  2468. 04:09:54: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"You're asking to keep me for /eternity/."
  2469. 04:09:58: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"I think wanting a week is fair."
  2470. 04:10:23: <DM_of_ASStora> The sword-arm returns back to a normal hand
  2471. 04:10:35: <DM_of_ASStora> It points its spear at Boswell and at the ceiling
  2472. 04:10:52: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Boswell."
  2473. 04:10:58: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"...Yeah."
  2474. 04:11:02: <SorcererBoswell> 2"i'm not letting it out..."
  2475. 04:11:03: KnightmareSigvard 14steps slightly closer to it.
  2476. 04:11:26: KnightmareSigvard 14steps back "You don't have a choice, Boswell."
  2477. 04:11:33: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"If it wanted, it could break out of here, and carve a path out."
  2478. 04:11:43: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"We have the harp."
  2479. 04:11:44: <SorcererBoswell> 2"i wouldn't let it."
  2480. 04:11:46: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"So do it."
  2481. 04:11:49: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Sword."
  2482. 04:11:53: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"We've got the harp."
  2483. 04:11:57: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"The harp didn't work."
  2484. 04:12:00: <SorcererBoswell> 2"i'd sooner open a portal to hell and drag it down myself."
  2485. 04:12:01: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"It destroyed the sword, not it."
  2486. 04:12:07: <DM_of_ASStora> It aims its spear at Gypsy's chest
  2487. 04:12:10: <DM_of_ASStora> And shrieks loudly
  2488. 04:12:15: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Oh, go fuck yourself."
  2489. 04:12:21: <Bard_Lann> 10 Wait a minute, DM's here isn't she?
  2490. 04:12:21: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I'm not talking to you."
  2491. 04:12:30: <DM_of_ASStora> Nah, she left with the guardsmen
  2492. 04:12:38: <Bard_Lann> 10I see.
  2493. 04:13:05: <DM_of_ASStora> It stomps on the ground and begins storming over to Boswell
  2494. 04:13:11: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Wait."
  2495. 04:13:13: TheGypsyHealer 5steps towards Boswell.
  2496. 04:13:16: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Can't you /just/ leave?"
  2497. 04:13:22: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Try to sneak out?"
  2498. 04:13:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  2499. 04:13:50: <DM_of_ASStora> Through body language, it transmits the message of 'Really now, dumbass?'
  2500. 04:13:58: KnightmareSigvard 14sighs deeply
  2501. 04:13:58: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sword. I want to talk."
  2502. 04:14:01: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Okay."
  2503. 04:14:03: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Go ahead, Violet."
  2504. 04:14:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Preferably private."
  2505. 04:14:13: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Alright."
  2506. 04:14:21: <KnightmareSigvard> 14"Lead on."
  2507. 04:14:35: <SorcererBoswell> 2"you're going to intimidate me? i'm your only way out!"
  2508. 04:14:40: <DM_of_ASStora> It stomps on over to Boswell
  2509. 04:14:45: VioletCatgirl 6leads Sword back to the jail rooms.
  2510. 04:14:54: TheGypsyHealer 5stands its ground with Boswell, though more uneasily.
  2511. 04:15:03: <DM_of_ASStora> It raises it fist angrily at him, shaking it
  2512. 04:15:11: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"That's pretty threatening."
  2513. 04:15:11: <DM_of_ASStora> It has its spear trained on Gypsy
  2514. 04:15:19: <Bard_Lann> 10"Isn't there a door right over there?"
  2515. 04:15:25: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"You kill either of us, you can kiss Sigvard goodbye."
  2516. 04:15:28: SorcererBoswell 2leans over to gypsy "leave us."
  2517. 04:15:44: <DM_of_ASStora> It looks over at Lann
  2518. 04:15:49: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"What, I haven't earned the right to stick around? With Sword or Violet /or/ you?"
  2519. 04:15:53: <DM_of_ASStora> And rolls its eyes
  2520. 04:15:58: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Hell, what have I even done for you assholes anyway."
  2521. 04:16:02: TheGypsyHealer 5leaves.
  2522. 04:16:08: <SorcererBoswell> 2"this is between me and it. i don't want you getting hurt"
  2523. 04:16:16: TheGypsyHealer 5gives Boswell the finger over its shoulder.
  2524. 04:16:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6gypsy plz
  2525. 04:16:30: <TheGypsyHealer> 5gopsy lonely ;_;
  2526. 04:16:46: <DM_of_ASStora> It morphs its arm into the blade again and holds it toward Boswell's throat
  2527. 04:16:50: SorcererBoswell 2turns back to it "i'm not afraid of you, you think you can intimidate ME?"
  2528. 04:16:51: <TheGypsyHealer> 5No one'll let it fight for anyone else anymore.
  2529. 04:17:23: <DM_of_ASStora> It glares at Boswell
  2530. 04:17:31: <DM_of_ASStora> And pushes its way over to Lann
  2531. 04:17:39: <Bard_Lann> 10"Oh, hey."
  2532. 04:17:52: <DM_of_ASStora> It points its spear at Boswell
  2533. 04:18:08: <SorcererBoswell> 2"this is between me and you! leave Lann out of this!"
  2534. 04:18:28: <Bard_Lann> 10"What do you want me to do about him?"
  2535. 04:18:31: <DM_of_ASStora> It brings the sword up to Lann's neck
  2536. 04:19:11: <SorcererBoswell> 2"hurt him and i will END you"
  2537. 04:19:31: <DM_of_ASStora> It stomps at the ground and makes a thrusting motion at Boswell and at the ceiling
  2538. 04:19:41: <Bard_Lann> 10"The ceiling."
  2539. 04:19:52: <Bard_Lann> 10"A sorcerer."
  2540. 04:20:28: <DM_of_ASStora> It reforms its hand and points at itself
  2541. 04:20:35: <Bard_Lann> 10"You."
  2542. 04:20:49: <DM_of_ASStora> It makes walking motions with its fingers
  2543. 04:21:03: <Bard_Lann> 10"You want boswell to leave?"
  2544. 04:21:10: <DM_of_ASStora> It shakes its head
  2545. 04:21:15: <DM_of_ASStora> It points at itself more
  2546. 04:21:35: Bard_Lann 10rubs his knuckles against the sides of his head "uuuhhhh"
  2547. 04:21:39: <Bard_Lann> 10"You"
  2548. 04:21:46: <Bard_Lann> 10"waaaant"
  2549. 04:21:51: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods
  2550. 04:21:57: <DM_of_ASStora> It makes the walking motions and points upwards
  2551. 04:22:04: <Bard_Lann> 10"to, go up?"
  2552. 04:22:09: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods
  2553. 04:22:14: <Bard_Lann> 10"up, huh?"
  2554. 04:22:29: <Bard_Lann> 10"...Brohalla?"
  2555. 04:22:39: <DM_of_ASStora> It shakes its head and shrieks in anger
  2556. 04:22:42: Bard_Lann 10shrugs at his partymates
  2557. 04:22:54: <SorcererBoswell> 2"i don't think it likes brohalla"
  2558. 04:22:55: <Bard_Lann> 10"you want to go up..."
  2559. 04:23:09: <DM_of_ASStora> It spreads it arms out
  2560. 04:23:23: <Bard_Lann> 10"wide"
  2561. 04:23:33: <Bard_Lann> 10"a wide open space"
  2562. 04:23:39: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods
  2563. 04:23:49: <DM_of_ASStora> It makes an O shape with its fingers
  2564. 04:23:50: <Bard_Lann> 10"the sky"
  2565. 04:23:53: <Bard_Lann> 10"O..."
  2566. 04:24:12: <Bard_Lann> 10"O......"
  2567. 04:24:23: <DM_of_ASStora> It stares at Lann
  2568. 04:24:31: Bard_Lann 10stares at it
  2569. 04:24:46: <DM_of_ASStora> It stomps on the floor multiple times
  2570. 04:24:57: <DM_of_ASStora> It paces back on over to Boswell
  2571. 04:24:58: <Bard_Lann> 10"Zero..."
  2572. 04:25:21: <DM_of_ASStora> It places its hands on its hips and stares at him.
  2573. 04:25:40: <Bard_Lann> 10"Outer space!"
  2574. 04:25:46: <SorcererBoswell> 2"you want me to let you out into the world?"
  2575. 04:25:54: KnightmareSigvard 14walks back in on the room.
  2576. 04:25:58: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods rapidly at Boswell
  2577. 04:26:00: VioletCatgirl 6walks back.
  2578. 04:26:04: <SorcererBoswell> 2"no way in hell."
  2579. 04:26:06: <Bard_Lann> 10"Out."
  2580. 04:26:15: <Bard_Lann> 10"It wants to go up, out."
  2581. 04:26:23: <DM_of_ASStora> It gives Lann a thumbs up
  2582. 04:26:32: KnightSwordfag 14eyes Violet, and nods at her.
  2583. 04:26:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Lann's pretty good at charades."
  2584. 04:26:39: <Bard_Lann> 10"Well, you /can/ go, can't you?"
  2585. 04:26:45: <SorcererBoswell> 2"I will NOT let that happen!"
  2586. 04:26:50: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Bos."
  2587. 04:26:55: <SorcererBoswell> 2"yeah?"
  2588. 04:27:03: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Can I talk with you?"
  2589. 04:27:10: <SorcererBoswell> 2"sure..."
  2590. 04:27:17: KnightSwordfag 14eyes Replica, folding his arms
  2591. 04:27:26: VioletCatgirl 6puts a hand over Bos's shoulders and walks off for the corner.
  2592. 04:27:28: <DM_of_ASStora> It looks at Sword with big eyes
  2593. 04:27:31: Bard_Lann 10while Bos is distracted, Lann walks over to Replica
  2594. 04:27:40: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...I have a few more questions."
  2595. 04:27:42: <Bard_Lann> 10"What's stopping you from going up, or, out?"
  2596. 04:27:49: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yeah- that."
  2597. 04:28:00: <DM_of_ASStora> It points at Sword
  2598. 04:28:08: Bard_Lann 10looks at Sword
  2599. 04:28:10: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Me?"
  2600. 04:28:12: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Wait."
  2601. 04:28:13: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods
  2602. 04:28:16: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You can't stay away from me?"
  2603. 04:28:21: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Oh."
  2604. 04:28:21: <DM_of_ASStora> It shakes its head
  2605. 04:28:24: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Wait, I geti t."
  2606. 04:28:27: <KnightSwordfag> 14"If you go out, people will attack you."
  2607. 04:28:31: <KnightSwordfag> 14"And you'll attack back."
  2608. 04:28:35: <KnightSwordfag> 14"And I don't want that."
  2609. 04:28:41: <DM_of_ASStora> It makes a thumbs up gesture agai
  2610. 04:28:43: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Hence why you're asking for a method of teleportation."
  2611. 04:29:00: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You never had this sort of sensibility before, tough."
  2612. 04:29:01: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Why now?"
  2613. 04:29:25: <DM_of_ASStora> It points at itself then at Sword
  2614. 04:29:33: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I...Affected you?"
  2615. 04:29:57: <DM_of_ASStora> It shrugs
  2616. 04:30:10: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Like how you influenced me, maybe?"
  2617. 04:30:29: <DM_of_ASStora> It shakes its hand in a 'Kinda' gesture
  2618. 04:30:38: <KnightSwordfag> 14"This is pretty confusing."
  2619. 04:30:49: <KnightSwordfag> 14"What will happen when we eventually.."Get back together?"
  2620. 04:31:11: <DM_of_ASStora> It opens its arm
  2621. 04:31:23: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Right. We'll become...one?"
  2622. 04:31:33: <DM_of_ASStora> It shakes its hand again
  2623. 04:31:39: <KnightSwordfag> 14"More or less."
  2624. 04:31:43: <DM_of_ASStora> It makes a hugging motion
  2625. 04:31:46: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Will I tend to loes control?"
  2626. 04:32:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Or will I be able to...get more input in?'
  2627. 04:32:07: <DM_of_ASStora> It shrugs
  2628. 04:32:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14"It looks like you're not sure about a lot of things."
  2629. 04:32:33: <DM_of_ASStora> It shrugs once again
  2630. 04:32:43: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...How old are you? In years."
  2631. 04:32:56: <DM_of_ASStora> It throws it arms out wide
  2632. 04:33:00: <KnightSwordfag> 14"A lot."
  2633. 04:33:05: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods
  2634. 04:33:11: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You had other...bonds?"
  2635. 04:33:21: <DM_of_ASStora> It shakes its hand
  2636. 04:33:28: <KnightSwordfag> 14"More or less again."
  2637. 04:33:34: <KnightSwordfag> 14"What does that mean?"
  2638. 04:33:52: <DM_of_ASStora> It taps its chin
  2639. 04:34:00: <DM_of_ASStora> It points up at Lann
  2640. 04:34:09: Bard_Lann 10waves
  2641. 04:34:18: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods at him
  2642. 04:34:23: KnightSwordfag 14eyes Lann
  2643. 04:34:30: <KnightSwordfag> 14".What about him?"
  2644. 04:34:30: <DM_of_ASStora> It morphs its hand into the blade and makes a few swings in the air
  2645. 04:34:41: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Oh."
  2646. 04:34:43: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You had a few..."
  2647. 04:34:47: <KnightSwordfag> 14" "Flings." "
  2648. 04:35:03: <DM_of_ASStora> It gives Sword a perplexed expression
  2649. 04:35:13: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Look, I'm trying the best I can to understand."
  2650. 04:35:21: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You need to understand that this whole situation is extremely bizarre."
  2651. 04:35:37: <DM_of_ASStora> It points up at Lann
  2652. 04:35:43: Bard_Lann 10waves
  2653. 04:36:08: <DM_of_ASStora> It transforms its hand back and makes a hand motion in front of its mouth
  2654. 04:36:24: KnightSwordfag 14doesn't look like he's getting it.
  2655. 04:36:36: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Eh, nevermind.
  2656. 04:36:51: <Bard_Lann> 10"Talking."
  2657. 04:36:58: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods at Lann
  2658. 04:37:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14"..Talking?"
  2659. 04:37:09: <Bard_Lann> 10"I'm so fucking good at this."
  2660. 04:37:14: <DM_of_ASStora> It points to Lann and then to itself
  2661. 04:37:16: <DM_of_ASStora> It keeps doing that
  2662. 04:37:22: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You two...talked?"
  2663. 04:37:26: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You can use Lann to talk?"
  2664. 04:37:35: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods at Sword's second question
  2665. 04:37:39: <Bard_Lann> 10"Ahahaha, aaahhhh, sure."
  2666. 04:37:42: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Wll thsi hurt him?"
  2667. 04:37:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14*will this
  2668. 04:37:52: <DM_of_ASStora> It shakes its head
  2669. 04:37:55: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Lann."
  2670. 04:37:57: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Are you up for it?"
  2671. 04:38:03: <DM_of_ASStora> It keeps shaking its head
  2672. 04:38:13: <Bard_Lann> 10"What, i think it means like, translating."
  2673. 04:38:19: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Might be."
  2674. 04:38:20: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods at Lann again
  2675. 04:38:32: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Lann, I blame you being a bard."
  2676. 04:38:32: VioletCatgirl 6comes back.
  2677. 04:38:37: SorcererBoswell 2returns
  2678. 04:38:41: <Bard_Lann> 10"Although, a possession might be a good idea"
  2679. 04:39:06: <SorcererBoswell> 2"whats this about posession?"
  2680. 04:39:11: <KnightSwordfag> 14"We're joking, Bos."
  2681. 04:39:16: <Bard_Lann> 10"Nothing, don't you worry your pretty little head."
  2682. 04:39:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...I think they've found a new plan."
  2683. 04:39:32: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Nah."
  2684. 04:39:37: <KnightSwordfag> 14"So, did you convince him?"
  2685. 04:39:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Hold on."
  2686. 04:39:58: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It said it can translate."
  2687. 04:40:08: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Through Lann."
  2688. 04:40:10: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Right?"
  2689. 04:40:13: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I think so."
  2690. 04:40:15: <Bard_Lann> 10"Sortaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
  2691. 04:40:18: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Or did I walk into this conversation the wrong way."
  2692. 04:40:25: <Bard_Lann> 10"I'm just really good at charades."
  2693. 04:40:33: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods at Lann again
  2694. 04:40:39: <Bard_Lann> 10"See?"
  2695. 04:40:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Fer fuck's."
  2696. 04:40:48: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Okay, fine."
  2697. 04:40:59: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Translate what it wants, because what I understand is:"
  2698. 04:41:02: Bard_Lann 10nods, "Where would this party be without me?"
  2699. 04:41:12: <DM_of_ASStora> It points at the floor
  2700. 04:41:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It wants a portal so it can leave without being attacked and killing things."
  2701. 04:41:19: <Bard_Lann> 10"THE FLOOR!"
  2702. 04:41:28: <DM_of_ASStora> It feigns a laughing motion
  2703. 04:41:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Pfft."
  2704. 04:41:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Heh."
  2705. 04:41:36: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Urgh."
  2706. 04:41:37: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Morbid humor."
  2707. 04:41:43: <DM_of_ASStora> It then nods at Violet
  2708. 04:41:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Where do you want the portal to?"
  2709. 04:42:01: <DM_of_ASStora> It shrugs
  2710. 04:42:05: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Also, where's Gypsy?"
  2711. 04:42:08: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I marked a waiting spot for her."
  2712. 04:42:13: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You remember it, right?"
  2713. 04:42:17: <Bard_Lann> 10"A portal to nowhere!"
  2714. 04:42:19: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods at Sword
  2715. 04:42:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...A waiting spot."
  2716. 04:42:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Okay, that'll... work."
  2717. 04:42:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I guess."
  2718. 04:42:32: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Over here."
  2719. 04:42:34: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Still."
  2720. 04:42:36: KnightSwordfag 14nods.
  2721. 04:42:39: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Boswell."
  2722. 04:42:43: VioletCatgirl 6looks over at Gypsy.
  2723. 04:42:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Open up a portal to the Sacred Valley. Can you do that?"
  2724. 04:42:46: <SorcererBoswell> 2"yes?"
  2725. 04:42:48: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Azra."
  2726. 04:43:06: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"What?"
  2727. 04:43:12: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I'm not making a decision here. He is."
  2728. 04:43:19: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What're you doing mopin' over there?"
  2729. 04:43:23: VioletCatgirl 6walks over.
  2730. 04:43:31: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I was told to stand clear."
  2731. 04:43:37: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Alright, do it then, please."
  2732. 04:43:46: KnightSwordfag 14eyes Replica "One week, then I will come. Understood?"
  2733. 04:43:50: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Well, you can un-stand clear now."
  2734. 04:43:51: SorcererBoswell 2walks over to replica "He wants me to let you out. i'm against it, but i trust these people. and if i find out you kill again, trust me, i will send you to oblivion..."
  2735. 04:43:52: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods happily
  2736. 04:44:05: <DM_of_ASStora> It rolls its eyes at Boswell
  2737. 04:44:10: <SorcererBoswell> 2"ready to go?"
  2738. 04:44:14: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods
  2739. 04:44:28: <SorcererBoswell> 2alright, REV UP THOSE PORTALS
  2740. 04:44:41: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Because I sure am hungry for-
  2741. 04:44:41: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Because I sure am hungry for-: 11
  2742. 04:44:44: <DM_of_ASStora> Portals!
  2743. 04:44:51: <Bard_Lann> 10Check em
  2744. 04:44:52: <DM_of_ASStora> Yep - that's a portal right to the Sacred Valley alright.
  2745. 04:45:11: <DM_of_ASStora> It looks at the portal and gives Boswell a thumbs up
  2746. 04:45:17: SorcererBoswell 2nods
  2747. 04:45:27: <DM_of_ASStora> It looks over to Sword and opens its arms
  2748. 04:45:36: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You want a..hug?"
  2749. 04:45:41: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods
  2750. 04:45:51: VioletCatgirl 6sighs.
  2751. 04:45:53: <KnightSwordfag> 14"..Alright, but no merging yet. Wait your one week."
  2752. 04:46:03: KnightSwordfag 14possibly gets possessed again.
  2753. 04:46:08: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods again and extinguishes its flames
  2754. 04:46:22: <DM_of_ASStora> It wraps its arms around Sword, making sure to keep its spear away from him
  2755. 04:46:29: KnightSwordfag 14returns the gesture awkwardly.
  2756. 04:46:39: VioletCatgirl 6tries not to look.
  2757. 04:46:54: <DM_of_ASStora> It's not letting go
  2758. 04:47:01: KnightSwordfag 14frowns.
  2759. 04:47:05: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Please, let go."
  2760. 04:47:18: <DM_of_ASStora> It hugs tighter
  2761. 04:47:25: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I knew this was a bad idea."
  2762. 04:47:26: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...eh?"
  2763. 04:47:30: TheGypsyHealer 5watches.
  2764. 04:47:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Okay, okay, break it up."
  2765. 04:47:47: VioletCatgirl 6walks forwards.
  2766. 04:47:57: <DM_of_ASStora> It turns and glares at Violet
  2767. 04:48:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Listen."
  2768. 04:48:07: <KnightSwordfag> 14"/Please/, let go."
  2769. 04:48:19: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You're hurting me."
  2770. 04:48:23: <DM_of_ASStora> Reluctantly, it releases the hug
  2771. 04:48:28: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Thank you."
  2772. 04:48:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  2773. 04:48:35: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...You'll..get used to it."
  2774. 04:48:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I'll see you in one week."
  2775. 04:48:50: <DM_of_ASStora> It nods
  2776. 04:48:54: VioletCatgirl 6huffs off back to a corner.
  2777. 04:49:04: <DM_of_ASStora> It waves at each party member, with the exception of Violet, before skipping through the portal
  2778. 04:49:09: <KnightSwordfag> 14"..."
  2779. 04:49:17: <KnightSwordfag> 14"And I thought being dominated by a catgirl was bad."
  2780. 04:49:22: KnightSwordfag 14says this after it leaves.
  2781. 04:49:26: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"We should go."
  2782. 04:49:33: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Dominat-"
  2783. 04:49:36: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Okay."
  2784. 04:49:39: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Pause."
  2785. 04:49:46: <KnightSwordfag> 14"An eldritch demon."
  2786. 04:49:52: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Why me."
  2787. 04:50:01: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yeah let's...just go."
  2788. 04:50:04: <SorcererBoswell> 2"because you're noble?"
  2789. 04:50:10: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Boswell."
  2790. 04:50:21: <KnightSwordfag> 14"That thing only wanted blood, I don't know how it became more...human."
  2791. 04:50:25: Bard_Lann 10leans against the harp "I'm pretty noble."
  2792. 04:50:35: <KnightSwordfag> 14"And Lann."
  2793. 04:50:37: <SorcererBoswell> 2"noble blood? i don't know"
  2794. 04:50:42: KnightSwordfag 14walks up to Lann.
  2795. 04:50:42: VioletCatgirl 6rolls her eyes and flicks her tail.
  2796. 04:50:49: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You're a retard, and you're ugly as fuck."
  2797. 04:50:49: <Bard_Lann> 10"Sword."
  2798. 04:50:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14"But."
  2799. 04:50:53: <KnightSwordfag> 14"What you did."
  2800. 04:50:57: <KnightSwordfag> 14"It took some serious balls."
  2801. 04:51:05: <KnightSwordfag> 14"..And that's what being a knight is all about."
  2802. 04:51:20: <KnightSwordfag> 14"So, let me just say this."
  2803. 04:51:27: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You're one of the best Knights I've seen, Lann."
  2804. 04:51:30: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Don't deviate from it."
  2805. 04:51:32: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Ugly fuck."
  2806. 04:51:35: Bard_Lann 10basks in praise
  2807. 04:51:59: <Bard_Lann> 10"I would've preferred it if you said 'Hero' but whatever, thanks."
  2808. 04:52:05: KnightSwordfag 14pats his back.
  2809. 04:52:12: <KnightSwordfag> 14"..wELL."
  2810. 04:52:14: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...You were pretty heroic."
  2811. 04:52:14: <KnightSwordfag> 14"We /SHOULD/ leave."
  2812. 04:52:25: <Bard_Lann> 10"Haha, yeeeahhhhhh, pretty heroic."
  2813. 04:52:30: <KnightSwordfag> 14"We can cut to the Fort from here."
  2814. 04:52:38: <KnightSwordfag> 14"And then we'll figure out our next move."
  2815. 04:52:58: KnightSwordfag 14begins walking to the exit "Come on."
  2816. 04:53:04: <DM_of_ASStora> The Dungeon Master appears out of a portal before the party
  2817. 04:53:07: <KnightSwordfag> 14me stops
  2818. 04:53:10: <KnightSwordfag> 14"..Woops."
  2819. 04:53:17: <DM_of_ASStora> "Ready to leave, finally?"
  2820. 04:53:22: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Yeah."
  2821. 04:53:22: <Bard_Lann> 10"I guess."
  2822. 04:53:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Yeah."
  2823. 04:53:26: Bard_Lann 10snorts
  2824. 04:53:31: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I have a question, though."
  2825. 04:53:39: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Do you have any idea why it did..that?"
  2826. 04:53:40: <DM_of_ASStora> "What?"
  2827. 04:53:47: <DM_of_ASStora> "Did what?"
  2828. 04:53:52: <KnightSwordfag> 14"That creature, the demon."
  2829. 04:53:57: <KnightSwordfag> 14"A while ago, it kinda just wanted to kill everything."
  2830. 04:54:05: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...And out of nowhere, it starts forming a conscience."
  2831. 04:54:31: <DM_of_ASStora> "Maybe it reaps intelligence with every soul it absorbs?"
  2832. 04:54:38: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Might be."
  2833. 04:54:40: <DM_of_ASStora> "That would be quite horrifying."
  2834. 04:54:44: <KnightSwordfag> 14">.Yes, it would."
  2835. 04:54:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"....Would that mean if it killed enough, it could speak."
  2836. 04:54:54: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Eihterway, we /should/ leave."
  2837. 04:54:59: <DM_of_ASStora> "Possible."
  2838. 04:55:25: <DM_of_ASStora> "Right. Everyone stand still, you know the drill."
  2839. 04:55:38: <DM_of_ASStora> Portals open below each party member and transport them to the main atrium
  2840. 04:55:50: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  2841. 04:55:52: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Well."
  2842. 04:55:55: VioletCatgirl 6sighs.
  2843. 04:56:03: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Can't wait to clean off this dress."
  2844. 04:56:03: <SorcererBoswell> 2[revving intensifies]
  2845. 04:56:07: KnightSwordfag 14puts his hand to Violet's shoulder
  2846. 04:56:11: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Come on, let's go."
  2847. 04:56:13: TheGypsyHealer 5walks alongside the party quietly.
  2848. 04:56:17: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Yeah."
  2849. 04:56:20: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Let's get changed, and hit the road."
  2850. 04:56:23: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Come on, guys."
  2851. 04:56:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6"We're done."
  2852. 04:56:29: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Where to, for the time you have left?"
  2853. 04:56:30: <VioletCatgirl> 6'We won."
  2854. 04:56:34: Bard_Lann 10grabs his helmet from DM's room
  2855. 04:56:36: VioletCatgirl 6flicks Gypsy.
  2856. 04:56:42: <SorcererBoswell> 2"It was nice meeting you all"
  2857. 04:56:44: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...I.."
  2858. 04:56:45: KnightSwordfag 14opens the map
  2859. 04:56:49: Knight_Lann 10run back to the party
  2860. 04:56:50: <Knight_Lann> 10"You too."
  2861. 04:56:50: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"What, are we just going to pretend?"
  2862. 04:56:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Are you coming with us, Boswell?"
  2863. 04:56:58: <VioletCatgirl> 6"No, Gypsy."
  2864. 04:57:03: <SorcererBoswell> 2"where to?"
  2865. 04:57:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'd like to enjoy the time we have left instead of being negative about it."
  2866. 04:57:23: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I know."
  2867. 04:57:27: TheGypsyHealer 5sighs.
  2868. 04:57:46: <KnightSwordfag> 14"We can trace to Valveria."
  2869. 04:57:52: <KnightSwordfag> 14"There has to be SOMETHING to help us there."
  2870. 04:57:55: <KnightSwordfag> 14"It's near, too.."
  2871. 04:58:07: SorcererBoswell 2follows "alright then. fair warning though. i'm probably being trailed by an assassin"
  2872. 04:58:20: <KnightSwordfag> 14"And I'm being protected by a daemonic spirit that can destroy entire armies."
  2873. 04:58:22: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I think we'll be fine."
  2874. 04:58:56: KnightSwordfag 14gets changed into his plate armour, and hits the road.
  2875. 04:58:57: SorcererBoswell 2laughs "you're not the one that failed to steal an ancient glass dildo"
  2876. 04:59:14: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Violet, let me see your pack."
  2877. 04:59:15: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...You were going to steal /that/?"
  2878. 04:59:19: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Phfa!"
  2879. 04:59:21: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hah!"
  2880. 04:59:22: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Eesh."
  2881. 04:59:25: KnightSwordfag 14chuckles
  2882. 04:59:30: <VioletCatgirl> 6",,,What is it, Gypsy?"
  2883. 04:59:31: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"I /thought/ you were oddly interested."
  2884. 04:59:36: TheGypsyHealer 5motions for the pack.
  2885. 04:59:38: <SorcererBoswell> 2"i was hired to. i'm not a sorcerer by trade y'know"
  2886. 04:59:39: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"The amulet."
  2887. 04:59:43: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
  2888. 04:59:44: <Knight_Lann> 10"Preeetty gay."
  2889. 04:59:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I-"
  2890. 04:59:49: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Sword should probably have it for the time being, right?"
  2891. 04:59:50: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I told her to ut it on, Gypsy."
  2892. 04:59:55: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Yeah."
  2893. 05:00:09: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"And it saved her, but right now, wouldn't it be better for you?"
  2894. 05:00:18: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Why would it?"
  2895. 05:00:30: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'm- Oh, wow, that was badly worded."
  2896. 05:00:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I mean."
  2897. 05:00:41: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I don't know. Keep it for now, Violet. I'll wear it whenever I have to...leave."
  2898. 05:00:54: TheGypsyHealer 5shrugs.
  2899. 05:01:04: KnightSwordfag 14keeps walking.
  2900. 05:01:08: <KnightSwordfag> 14"There has to be something we can do."
  2901. 05:01:17: <SorcererBoswell> 2"wow, my clothes are wrecked. hold on"
  2902. 05:01:22: VioletCatgirl 6nods and walks off, out of the casino.
  2903. 05:01:26: SorcererBoswell 2performs the boswell maneuver
  2904. 05:01:30: <SorcererBoswell> 2"better."
  2905. 05:01:30: <DM_of_ASStora> So, the party is going to travel off toward Valveria?
  2906. 05:01:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...This dress is horrib-"
  2907. 05:01:34: <KnightSwordfag> 14Yep.
  2908. 05:01:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What was that?"
  2909. 05:01:39: <DM_of_ASStora> 1d100 Pressed suit levels
  2910. 05:01:39: <RollBot> DM_of_ASStora, Pressed suit levels: 19
  2911. 05:01:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"How do you do that?
  2912. 05:01:43: <KnightSwordfag> 14 2PRESS
  2913. 05:01:46: <DM_of_ASStora> That is one fineass suit.
  2914. 05:01:58: <SorcererBoswell> 2"little trick i learned once."
  2915. 05:02:14: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Can you teach me how to do that?"
  2916. 05:02:19: Knight_Lann 10checks his suit of armor
  2917. 05:02:22: <SorcererBoswell> 2"are you any good at magic?"
  2918. 05:02:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Nope."
  2919. 05:02:29: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Pff, no she isn't."
  2920. 05:02:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Nevermind."
  2921. 05:02:35: <DM_of_ASStora> It's still that garish gold, Lann
  2922. 05:02:39: <DM_of_ASStora> At least it matches your halo!
  2923. 05:02:44: <Knight_Lann> 10"Yep, pretty gold."
  2924. 05:02:47: Knight_Lann 10touches his halo
  2925. 05:02:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...What the fuck is /with/ that thing."
  2926. 05:02:58: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It's so bright and gold."
  2927. 05:03:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Same thing that happened to me."
  2928. 05:03:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Except Celestial."
  2929. 05:03:07: <SorcererBoswell> 2"it's pretty swog"
  2930. 05:03:10: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Instead of demonic."
  2931. 05:03:13: <Knight_Lann> 10"Is my soul being stolen by an angel?"
  2932. 05:03:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14"No."
  2933. 05:03:20: <SorcererBoswell> 2"probably"
  2934. 05:03:22: <KnightSwordfag> 14"But your body reacted to the artifact."
  2935. 05:03:25: Knight_Lann 10prods the halo continuously
  2936. 05:03:32: <TheGypsyHealer> 5"Lann, you're going to go blind."
  2937. 05:03:37: <SorcererBoswell> 2"can you remove it?"
  2938. 05:03:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hah."
  2939. 05:03:40: <DM_of_ASStora> It makes a sparkling sound when Lann prods it
  2940. 05:03:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Stop playing with it in public."
  2941. 05:03:48: <Knight_Lann> 10"hah"
  2942. 05:03:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That's not appropriate."
  2943. 05:03:55: <Knight_Lann> 10"sparkle sparkle"
  2944. 05:03:57: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Stop touching your donuthole."
  2945. 05:04:05: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yeah!"
  2946. 05:04:16: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Go pay a hooker to do that or something."
  2947. 05:04:25: <DM_of_ASStora> So! The party gets into their travel gear and hits the road on their horses?
  2948. 05:04:30: <KnightSwordfag> 14Seems like it.
  2949. 05:04:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6Hell yeah.
  2950. 05:04:33: <KnightSwordfag> 14"See, they're here."
  2951. 05:04:34: <Knight_Lann> 10Yep.
  2952. 05:04:38: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I told you it'd be fine."
  2953. 05:04:48: <DM_of_ASStora> Bill is just chillin'.
  2954. 05:04:48: <VioletCatgirl> 6"How are these horses still with us."
  2955. 05:04:54: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Magic."
  2956. 05:04:59: <Knight_Lann> 10"Loyalty."
  2957. 05:05:01: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...I hate magic."
  2958. 05:05:11: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Loyalty makes more sense."
  2959. 05:05:15: <SorcererBoswell> 2"magic saved your bacon."
  2960. 05:05:20: KnightSwordfag 14scratches his right arm repeatedly.
  2961. 05:05:23: <Knight_Lann> 10"Yes, I shall name this one Agro."
  2962. 05:05:24: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Fuck, this feels odd as hell."
  2963. 05:05:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I don't mean I /literally/ miss it."
  2964. 05:05:31: TheGypsyHealer 5pats Bill.
  2965. 05:05:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...eh?"
  2966. 05:05:33: <Knight_Lann> 10"Actually no I won't give it a name at all, fuck that."
  2967. 05:05:44: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Having my arm back to normal."
  2968. 05:05:45: <DM_of_ASStora> Bill neighs happily.
  2969. 05:05:52: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...I won't lie, for all it's looks, that arm was great."
  2970. 05:06:03: <SorcererBoswell> 2"uh, can i saddle with one of you?"
  2971. 05:06:04: VioletCatgirl 6nods.
  2972. 05:06:10: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'm sure that's what it's supposed to do."
  2973. 05:06:14: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Feel great."
  2974. 05:06:17: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I suppose."
  2975. 05:06:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That way you wouldn't /want/ to remove it."
  2976. 05:06:28: <Knight_Lann> 10"I'm sure this halo will be useful eventually."
  2977. 05:06:33: KnightSwordfag 14nods again
  2978. 05:06:48: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Bos, you can saddle with Sword."
  2979. 05:06:56: Knight_Lann 10struts a few laps around town flaunting his angelic floating head gear
  2980. 05:07:00: VioletCatgirl 6leaps on Sword's back. "There'll be two seats."
  2981. 05:07:08: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Very funny, miss."
  2982. 05:07:11: <DM_of_ASStora> Chicks dig Lann's halo.
  2983. 05:07:18: SorcererBoswell 2hops on the back of the horse
  2984. 05:07:30: KnightSwordfag 14starts guiding Bill
  2985. 05:07:30: <SorcererBoswell> 2"teleportation makes horses redundant..."
  2986. 05:07:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hey, nothing wrong with a bit of humor."
  2987. 05:07:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yeah, yeah."
  2988. 05:07:50: Knight_Lann 10hops onto bill
  2989. 05:08:03: KnightSwordfag 14smiles, moving his right hand ontop of Violet's
  2990. 05:08:04: <DM_of_ASStora> Yonder party mount up!
  2991. 05:08:09: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Stay there, aye?"
  2992. 05:08:11: <VioletCatgirl> 6Bill is Gypsy's horse, innit?
  2993. 05:08:14: <DM_of_ASStora> Yeah
  2994. 05:08:16: <Knight_Lann> 10Yes.
  2995. 05:08:25: KnightSwordfag 14totally stole Gypsy's horse.
  2996. 05:08:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...sure."
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