It all started in Bora Bora. Our whole squad was there. We had Kaci, Andrei, Ryan, Taj, Allison, and Jess. We thought this would be the perfect vacay where we could escape from our lives and get treated like the queens we are. Unfortunately … things did not go as planned. This is the story of how we got stranded on an island. It’s one of those things you never think will happen to you until it actually does happen to you.
Basically, one day we saw this beautiful boat forged entirely of pure diamonds and we knew we had to go on it before our vacation ended. We were a little bit tipsy from day drinking on the beach and we thought it would be a great idea to go on the dock and take it out in the ocean. We were having so much fun partying on the boat and we were exhausted. We decided to take a quick power nap before our fun ended and we returned the boat. We gave Taj the job of releasing the anchor so the the boat wouldn’t drift off into the unknown …
When we awoke up from our slumber we come to find Taj did not put down the anchor and instead he fell asleep before getting around to it. We looked around and realized there was nothing in sight! We started to freak because we are the biggest drama queens known to man. We drift for days with no gas or sign of other humans, and we began to give up hope until we spotted a island! We jumped out of the diamond boat and started swimming to the shore hoping to find people, food, and paradise.
We get to the island and we’re disappointed to see there are none of these things, and we are in deep, deep trouble. We panic some more before we realize we need to set up a camp and channel our inner survivors. We had a game plan! We sent Allison out to search for fish to eat in the ocean, Taj to search for food in the forest, and the rest of us were going to work on our SOS sign so we can get back to our get-away. We decided we needed to channel our inner queen Skye Jackson and she did indeed give us the power to keep fighting. Andrei decided to draw her in the sand for a reminder to stay sassy and fierce. We knew we needed a vibrant SOS signal and it dawned on us that we could take the diamonds off the boat to create our signal! We thought the sparkles would be the perfect way to signal a passing plane.
Ryan started to build the SOS signal with the diamonds and Kaci was so upset we were wasting these priceless diamonds on this, so she ran off with Jess to make flower crowns for everyone. We noticed that Taj and Allison had been gone for a long time and we started to worry …
We decided to sleep anyway and figured they would come back later. We woke up the next day to a dead Allison on the shore :c she must have drowned in the ocean while getting fish. We were traumatized.
We went searching for Taj, only to discover him half eaten :c. We started to lose all hope. We thought, how are we going to make it out alive? Two members of our squad had perished already and we would be DAMNED if we let another of us succumb to this tropical black hole. We didn’t know what to do :-/.
At this point all we could do was stare at our beloved Skye Jackson and channel our inner queens to keep going. In honor of our fallen tribemates, we decided to give Allison and Taj graves and hold a funeral. We all sang ‘Amazing Grace’ and cried it was cute tbh.
Days and Days go by and our hopes of being rescued were diminishing. We couldn’t survive on coconuts and snails anymore! We were all so hangry and cranky and needed to gtfo this island!
The good sis Jess made the most noble move anyone could have made by sacrificing herself so we can eat her and not die of hunger. It was the toughest thing any of us had ever done. We made another grave for our savior Jess next to Allison and Taj.
We didn’t think we were going to make it out alive. Our diamond SOS signal wasn’t working and we didn’t know how much longer we would last. All we could do was wait for rescue and try to maintain our sanity.
A lengthy few days later … we see a plane flying above!!!! We started screaming and jumping and fanning the fires so the plane would see our smoke. Luckily our efforts paid off and they hovered over us and let down a ladder. We climbed on and they took us away. The only survivors left were Kaci, Andrei, and Ryan. We looked back at our island, at the place where we faced the greatest challenge life had ever thrown at us. We peered down below as the three graves of our dear friends grew farther and farther away, and weeped in unison. We took a final glimpse at our Lord & Savior Skye Jackson one last time and thanked her for helping us get through this tragic experience. We see the diamonds of our SOS signal twinkling in the sunlight, and we turned our backs on the island forever.