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OOC: Marflow: Sniper, you needed the CE's advanced magboots
OOC: Michael_Laudani: who killed me with a e-sword / e-bow?
OOC: RandolfTheMeh: I was surprised genetics wasn't bombed when all those other explosions went off
OOC: Murazor: I locked the HoP away for being evil
OOC: Michael_Laudani: and why!!!!/
OOC: Sniperhunter: Well I fucked up with reading then , nvm
OOC: Reimoo: and plus that secborg was worse than shitcurity
OOC: RandolfTheMeh: Which was when I saw you planting a syndi bomb
OOC: Murazor: Your a bomber, and we had no brig
OOC: Reimoo: I had to ahelp to be let out you dick
OOC: Murazor: Did you expect to be released?
OOC: Michael_Laudani: im not so cold as to explode genetics
OOC: RandolfTheMeh: Although, since I had TK, I should've just thrown around the bomb
OOC: Delaron: ugh that shortened shuttle launch screwed me over
OOC: Reimoo: AT LEAST arrest me properly
OOC: Murazor: I don't have to read you rights
OOC: Murazor: Protip
OOC: Shad0vvs: You blew up the brig how do you expect to be arrested
OOC: Murazor: I found a room that is almost never touched
OOC: Murazor: And put you in there
OOC: Shad0vvs: I mean maybe through maint
OOC: Reimoo: I only set one bomb and that one was found out immediately
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: AI malfunction, blob, changeling, cult, double agents, extended, monkey, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
Barnabus Bailey's Memories:

You are the Head of Personnel.
As the Head of Personnel you answer directly to the captain. Special circumstances may change this.
You are playing a job that is important for Game Progression. If you have to disconnect, please notify the admins via adminhelp.
Captain Thomas Wise on deck!
Enjoy the game!
The locker has been unlocked by Barnabus Bailey.
Barnabus Bailey [Command] says, "HOP here"
Barnabus Bailey says, "HOP here"
Allied Mastercomputer [145.9] states, "Shelly De Killer has signed up as Assistant."
Allied Mastercomputer [145.9] states, "Sal Vanleer has signed up as Detective."
Allied Mastercomputer [145.9] states, "Johnson Fitzwell has signed up as Botanist."
The locker has been locked by Barnabus Bailey.
Ian dances around.
Allied Mastercomputer [145.9] states, "Lewis Farout has signed up as Assistant."
Barnabus Bailey shows you:  Barnabus Bailey's ID Card (Head of Personnel): assignment: Head of Personnel
You put Barnes Bailey's ID Card (Quartermaster) into the backpack.
Allied Mastercomputer [145.9] states, "Valerie Archive has signed up as Assistant."
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.


Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
Ian dances around.
IsamanBORG [145.9] states, " YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND"
Arrivals Alert System [145.9] states, "Dave Atzi has signed up as Station Engineer."
Thomas Wise [Command] says, "Cap"
Hunter Palestein (Shaft Miner) [145.9] says, "Welp, a position in shaft mining just opened up."
Shekelburg Goldstein [Command] says, "RD here"
Ian woofs, "Woof!"
Saranna Stephenson (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] asks, " How so?"
Hunter Palestein (Shaft Miner) [145.9] says, "He commited suicide."
OOC: Murazor: Secborgs need pepperspray
Saranna Stephenson (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] asks, "Who?"
OOC: DrPillzRedux: secborgs need to not exist
Dave Atzi puts the box into the industrial satchel.
Hunter Palestein (Shaft Miner) [145.9] says, "Randy Steamroller."
Saranna Stephenson (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, "Poor guy"
Erick Ringer says, "Yo"
Ian dances around.
Saranna Stephenson (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, "Those rocks will be lonely"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "ID please, what do you need?"
Erick Ringer asks, "Could i change my job to sec officer?"
OOC: Murazor: You need to not exist
*---------*
This is  Erick Ringer!
He is wearing  a janitor's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a purple cap on his head.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He has  some black gloves on his hands.
He has  a light replacer about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a service radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Erick Ringer (Janitor).
*---------*
OOC: DrPillzRedux: to bad i shrekt yer mum
Barnabus Bailey [Command] asks, "janitor Erick Ringer wants to join security, is this approved?"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "janitor Erick Ringer wants to join security, is this approved?"
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Ryan Broderick has signed up as Librarian."
Barnabus Bailey says, "Sorry seems like no"
OOC: NakamiAudete: too bad*
Erick Ringer asks, "Why?"
Erick Ringer says, "There are like no officers"
Barnabus Bailey says, "You don't have permission"
*---------*
This is  Shelly De Killer!
He is wearing  an executive suit.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Shelly De Killer (Assistant).
*---------*
Erick Ringer says, "Well, there is no HoS to begin with"
Erick Ringer says, "Nor Warden"
Erick Ringer says, "Actually"
Erick Ringer says, "There is not even a single officer"
Bante Smith tries to shave Shelly De Killer's head with the electric razor!
Erick Ringer asks, "Are you sure about this?"
Ian shakes its head.
Barnabus Bailey [Command] says, "captain our entire security staff is the detective"
Barnabus Bailey says, "captain our entire security staff is the detective"
Barnabus Bailey [Command] says, "I recommend you loyalty implant new security recruits"
Barnabus Bailey says, "I recommend you loyalty implant new security recruits"
Barnabus Bailey says, "ID please"
Erick Ringer says, "Add maint pleas"
Ian woofs.
Erick Ringer knocks on the reinforced window.
Ian chases its tail.
Erick Ringer puts the purple cap into the backpack.
Barnabus Bailey says, "NEXT"
Erick Ringer says, "Thanks"
*---------*
This is  Shelly De Killer!
He is wearing  an executive suit.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Shelly De Killer (Assistant).
*---------*
Dogi (Assistant) [145.9] says, "It's quiet"
Shelly De Killer asks, "Could I become a chef?"
Barnabus Bailey says, "We already have one"
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Zeke Vogel has signed up as Scientist."
Lewis Farout (Assistant) [145.9] says, "uh um, security? someone just broke into HoP's office"
Shelly De Killer asks, "How about a waiter of sorts?"
Saranna Stephenson says, "we need more chefs"
Barnabus Bailey says, "Tell him to PDA or sign a paper approving you can be a chef"
Barnabus Bailey says, "otherwise denied"
Barnabus Bailey says, "NEXT"
IsamanBORG [Command] states, "Confirming Isaman"
Ian dances around.
Ian chases its tail.
IsamanBORG [Command] states, "Is now active on all channels"
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "Negative. No break in detected."
Sal Vanleer (Detective) [145.9] says, "Looks fine to me"
Barnabus Bailey (Quartermaster) [145.9] asks, " Whats this about breaking into HOP's office?"
Barnabus Bailey asks, " Whats this about breaking into HOP's office?"
Ian shivers.
Lewis Farout (Assistant) [145.9] says, "well yes, they already left"
Hunter Palestein (Shaft Miner) [145.9] exclaims, "All access for everyone!"
Barnabus Bailey (Head of Personnel) [145.9] asks, " Who was it?"
Barnabus Bailey asks, " Who was it?"
*---------*
This is  Thomas Wise!
He is wearing  a captain's cap on his head.
He is wearing  a captain's space suit.
He is carrying  an energy gun on his captain's space suit.
He has  a captain's backpack on his back.
He has  a gas mask on his face.
He has  a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  ÿthe captain's bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Thomas Wise (Captain).
*---------*
Lewis Farout (Assistant) [145.9] says, "didn't catch the face, sorry, but someone's on the loose"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "Expecting a gunfight captain?"
Dr. Beat says, "yo"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "yes?"
Dr. Beat asks, "all access?"
*---------*
This is  Dr. Beat!
He is wearing  a scientist's jumpsuit.
He has  a leather satchel on his back.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a welding mask on his face.
He has  Science Goggles covering his eyes.
He has  a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  a wallet.
*---------*
Olorin McKellen puts the fire extinguisher into the backpack.
Barnabus Bailey says, "SURE"
*---------*
This is  Olorin McKellen!
He is wearing  a holiday priest.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He has  a null rod about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Olorin McKellen (Chaplain).
*---------*
Barnabus Bailey asks, "Whatcha need chaplain?"
Olorin McKellen says, "Maintenance access please."
Barnabus Bailey says, "sure pop your ID up here"
Saranna Stephenson puts the bear trap into the backpack.
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] stammers, " AI"
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] stammers, " Y-Your-r-r b-bor-rg-g-g"
Thomas Wise [Command] asks, "why are you giving all access?"
Olorin McKellen says, "Cheers"
Bante Smith (Medical Doctor) [145.9] says, "HELP BAR"
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, " COME BACK"
Olorin McKellen says, "May Ay'Lamothe bless you"
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Engelbert Humperdinck has signed up as Roboticist."
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, " it's here"
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, " BORG"
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, " COME BACK"
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, " NOW GARDEN"
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Dick LaButti has signed up as Security Officer."
Lewis Farout (Assistant) [145.9] says, "oh sorry, I meant the security checkpoint at arrivals, my bad"
Dr. Beat (as Unknown) says, "so...."
Dr. Beat (as Unknown) says, "you said yes"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "Sup?"
Barnabus Bailey says, "Oh"
Ian dances around.
*---------*
This is  Mr.Incognitive!
He is wearing  an engineering hardsuit helmet on his head.
He is wearing  an engineering hardsuit.
He has  an industrial backpack on his back.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  PDA-Mr.Incognitive (Station Engineer).
*---------*
Dr. Beat (as Unknown) says, "...."
Barnabus Bailey asks, "Whats up?"
Thomas Wise [Command] asks, "HoP?"
Dr. Beat (as Unknown) asks, "are you or arn't you going to give it to me?"
Dr. Beat (as Unknown) says, "you said you were"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "Give what?"
Dr. Beat (as Unknown) says, "dont act dumb man"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "Whats up cap?"
Thomas Wise says, "why arent you responding"
Ian chases its tail.
Barnabus Bailey says, "Because you seem like a silly captain"
Johnny Chokem (Geneticist) [145.9] says, "CUNT"
Thomas Wise says, "well then explain"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "Explain what?"
*---------*
This is  Thomas Wise!
He is wearing  a captain's cap on his head.
He is wearing  a captain's space suit.
He is carrying  an energy gun on his captain's space suit.
He has  a captain's backpack on his back.
He has  a gas mask on his face.
He has  a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  ÿthe captain's bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Thomas Wise (Captain).
*---------*
Thomas Wise says, "why are you giving out all access"
Barnabus Bailey sighs
Johnny Chokem (Geneticist) [145.9] says, "SHIT"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "Who do you think I've given all access to?"
Thomas Wise says, "sec said quartermaster"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "Haven't seen him?"
Thomas Wise says, "whatever then just dont rile up the sec"
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


Electrical Storm Alert


An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


*---------*
This is  Lewis Farout!
He is wearing  a grey jumpsuit.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He is holding  White Russian in his right hand.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a lit cigarette on his face.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Lewis Farout's ID Card (Assistant).
*---------*
Thomas Wise [Command] says, "If you don't respond I am fucking tasing you"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "Want to be HOP?"
Dogi (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Remains of Sec officer gear above the garden"
Barnabus Bailey says, "Captains a prick and a half"
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, " Yeah it was cleared"
Lewis Farout says, "Ah naw, but uh, I'd like to assist in Chemistry"
Barnabus Bailey sighs
Lewis Farout says, "Yea, screw the captain"
Sal Vanleer (Detective) [145.9] says, "S Excellent"
Barnabus Bailey says, "You need CMO or at least a chemists approval to be a chemists assistant"
Saranna Stephenson (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, "Jannitor to engineering"
Saranna Stephenson (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, "Lights is out"
Lewis Farout says, "everyth8ing's easier with a white russian and a fag in your face"
Barnabus Bailey says, "Chemistry is a potentially very dangerous area"
Barnabus Bailey says, "Thanks guy"
Ian pants.
This is White Russian. It is a tiny item.
A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
White Russian is almost empty!
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Carlina Marx has signed up as Head of Security."
SUPER MEGA DEATH BOT 9000 (Default Cyborg) [145.9] states, "ITS TIME"
After a few attempts, Lewis Farout manages to light the cheap lighter, they however burn their finger in the process.
Ryan Broderick (Librarian) [145.9] says, "HELP"
Ian woofs, "YAP"
After some fiddling, Lewis Farout manages to light their cigarette with the cheap lighter.
After some fiddling, Barnabus Bailey manages to light their cigarette with the cheap lighter.
Dogi (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Oh, Sec checkpoint was broken into"
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] exclaims, "Dr Beat is killing Librarian near library!"
Dogi (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Sec Locker is missing"
Sal Vanleer (Detective) [145.9] says, "Probably the mime"
*---------*
This is  Lewis Farout!
He is wearing  a grey jumpsuit.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a lit cigarette on his face.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Lewis Farout's ID Card (Assistant).
He has minor burns.
*---------*
Lewis Farout says, "alright then, I talk to the chemists"
Lewis Farout quietly shuts off the cheap lighter.
Barnabus Bailey says, "Thanks guy"
Lewis Farout says, "you have yourself a good time"
Lewis Farout winks
Dogi (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Cargo maint doors seem to be stuck open"
SUPER MEGA DEATH BOT 9000 (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "IT IS TIME HUMANS"
You place White Russian into the disposal unit.
Shelly De Killer (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Err."
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] asks, "TIME TO CLEANSE?"
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Xanathar Drak'Tal has signed up as Warden."
Shelly De Killer (Assistant) [145.9] asks, "Time for what?"
Dave Atzi (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, "detective to NW solars"
Dave Atzi (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, " ijust found some security gear in pieces on the ground"
Barnabus Bailey has grabbed Ian passively!
The locker has been unlocked by Barnabus Bailey.
The locker has been locked by Barnabus Bailey.
The locker has been unlocked by Barnabus Bailey.
Dogi (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Yeah, I called those out earlier"
Nelson Clarke (Scientist) [145.9] says, "AI open"
Barnabus Bailey has grabbed Ian aggressively (now hands)!
ÿBarnabus Bailey has thrown Ian.
The locker has been locked by Barnabus Bailey.
Dogi (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Looks like it's from the arrivals checkpoint"
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "HELP"
You put Barnabus Bailey's ID Card (Assistant) into the box.
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "ENGI BELOW MEDICAL"
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "ENGI HARDSUIT"
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "INCOGNITIVE"
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "I GOT THE FUCKER"
Saranna Stephenson (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, "HARM IN MEDBAY MAINT"
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, "He looks dead"
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "HE ASSAULTED ME WITH A STUNPROD"
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Jayla Price has signed up as Assistant."
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, " How is he dead now"
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Dongs McDengs has signed up as Assistant."
Leif Spacerikson says, "Also throw those two sheets on the shuttle, should give you some bonus points."
The locker has been unlocked by Barnabus Bailey.
Barnabus Bailey says, "shh"
Leif Spacerikson asks, "Hey boss, need somethin?"
Leif Spacerikson says, "Alright then"
Leif Spacerikson asks, "Hey, think you can get me engineering access?"
Barnabus Bailey says, "sorry you'll have to talk to the new HOP"
Leif Spacerikson says, "Damn, alright."
You put the energy gun into the backpack.
The locker has been locked by Barnabus Bailey.
You put the supply radio headset into the backpack.
The locker has been unlocked by Barnabus Bailey.
Leif Spacerikson [145.9] asks, "Who is the new HoP?"
You push the wall but nothing happens!
Barnabus Bailey [Command] says, "Hey captain i'm retiring. I left the necessary equipment in my office."
Barnabus Bailey says, "Hey captain i'm retiring. I left the necessary equipment in my office."
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Ryu Valeria has signed up as Assistant."
The locker has been unlocked by Barnabus Bailey.
The locker has been locked by Barnabus Bailey.
SUPER MEGA DEATH BOT 9000 (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "OH SWEET GOD TOXINS IS"
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Jack Entrarie has signed up as Security Officer."
Leif Spacerikson (Shaft Miner) [145.9] asks, "Toxins is?"
Dogi (Assistant) [145.9] asks, "An ominous name?"
SUPER MEGA DEATH BOT 9000 (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "Okay."
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Steve Mic has signed up as Scientist."
You put the metal into the backpack.
Leif Spacerikson (Shaft Miner) [145.9] says, "We're gonna have to cut those humor cores out of the borgs."
SUPER MEGA DEATH BOT 9000 (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "BLOB"
You start to disconnect the monitor.
Dogi (Assistant) [145.9] asks, "Was it that funny though?"
You disconnect the monitor.
You put the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
You put the wirecutters into the mechanical toolbox.
You remove the glass panel.
Jayla Price (Assistant) [145.9] asks, "Blob?"
You put the crowbar into the mechanical toolbox.
Jayla Price (Assistant) [145.9] asks, "Where?"
You put the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Malphas Grant has signed up as Assistant."
You remove the cables.
SUPER MEGA DEATH BOT 9000 (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "In yer face"
You put the wirecutters into the mechanical toolbox.
You put the cable coil into the backpack.
You put the glass into the backpack.
You unfasten the circuit board.
You put the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
You remove the circuit board.
You put the crowbar into the mechanical toolbox.
You put the circuit board (ID Console) into the backpack.
SUPER MEGA DEATH BOT 9000 (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "Some dude stripped the clown nude in the bar"
The ÿRobust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
Valerie Archive (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Librarian tried to rob me lynching now."
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Patton Zalack has signed up as Quartermaster."
Leif Spacerikson says, "Ah thanks"
Ryan Broderick (Librarian) [145.9] says, "PLEASE HEPL"
Ryan Broderick (Librarian) [145.9] says, "OH GOD"
ÿ!Building computer frame ...
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, " ai unbolt"
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, " AI UNBOLT NOW"
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, " HUMAN HARM"
You start wrenching the frame into place.
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "AI please let me into medbay I'm wounded"
You've wrenched the frame into place.
You put the wrench into the mechanical toolbox.
You place the circuit board inside the frame.
You screw the circuit board into place.
You put the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
You start adding cables to the frame.
You've added cables to the frame.
You start to put in the glass panel.
You've put in the glass panel.
You connect the monitor.
You put the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
The locker has been unlocked by Barnabus Bailey.
Shelly De Killer (Assistant) [145.9] says, "HoP to your desk please."
SUPER MEGA DEATH BOT 9000 (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "HELP STUCK IN DORMS"
OOC: BlessedHeretic: Starbound.
OOC: DrPillzRedux: is bad
Current Admins:
Saegrimr is a TrialAdmin
Elyina is a GameMaster

Your lit cigarette goes out.
Jack Entrarie (Security Officer) [145.9] says, "AI open please"
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "Human harm detected in fitness maintenance."
Dave Atzi (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, "help"
SUPER MEGA DEATH BOT 9000 (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "I AM SCRUBBING SO HARD"
Dr. Beat (Scientist) [145.9] says, " fucking hell HoS"
Dr. Beat (Scientist) [145.9] says, " set me off arrest"
Hunter Palestein (Shaft Miner) [145.9] says, "AI, door."
Shekelburg Goldstein (Research Director) [145.9] asks, "AI, did you turn these shield generators off?"
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "Negative."
Hunter Palestein (Shaft Miner) [145.9] says, "AI next two doors please."
Ryan Broderick (Librarian) [145.9] asks, "AI WHAT IS THIS BORG DOING TO THIS LADY?"
Ryan Broderick (Librarian) [145.9] asks, "WHAT IS HAPPENING?"
Barnabus Bailey says, "hello"
*---------*
This is  Patton Zalack!
He is wearing  a quartermaster's jumpsuit.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He is holding  a clipboard in his left hand.
He is wearing  some brown shoes on his feet.
He has  a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Patton Zalack's ID Card (Quartermaster).
*---------*
Patton Zalack says, "hey"
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "The borg replied it was scrubbing her."
Patton Zalack says, "why are there two QM's"
Dr. Beat (Scientist) [145.9] says, " welp, looks like we have a changelring..."
Barnabus Bailey says, "I'm the HoP. I retired because captain is a condom"
Patton Zalack says, "oh dear"
Barnabus Bailey says, "I won't get in your hair i'm just hanging out"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "Wheres Ian?"
Patton Zalack says, "yeah you're alright man"
Leif Spacerikson (Shaft Miner) [145.9] asks, "Anybody in engineering not dead and can help me out?"
Patton Zalack says, "cargo office"
Barnabus Bailey says, "sweet thanks"
Barnabus Bailey pets Ian.
Hunter Palestein [Supply] says, "I'm leaving a spare diamond drill on the mining EVA room"
Barnabus Bailey pets Ian.
*---------*
This is  Sanic Gofastington!
He is wearing  a blood-stained cargo technician's jumpsuit!
He is wearing  a blood-stained hard hat on his head!
He has  a backpack on his back.
He has  some blood-stained insulated gloves on his hands!
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a blood-stained lit cigarette on his face!
He has  a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Sanic Gofastington's ID Card (Cargo Technician).
*---------*
Sanic Gofastington says, "sup"
Ian yaps happily.
Ian yaps happily.
Leif Spacerikson [Supply] says, "Thanks"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "you okay?"
You hug Sanic Gofastington to make him feel better!
Dick LaButti (Security Officer) [145.9] says, "Ai, help with these doors please."
Sanic Gofastington says, "got raped with an esword"
Patton Zalack says, "by who"
Braden Hussain (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, "I'm in engineering, but I just started and am not very good at it."
Sanic Gofastington says, "some dick they just arrested"
Patton Zalack says, "oh okay"
Delaron Eraborn (Virologist) [145.9] says, " so fyi man drugs are just space drugs..."
Barnabus Bailey says, "thats good"
Braden Hussain (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, "I will help if I can though."""
Sanic Gofastington says, "he was right out there man"
Leif Spacerikson (Shaft Miner) [145.9] says, "Thats fine, just need you to let me in."
Sanic Gofastington says, "sup"
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Sec takes down a changeling!"
SUPER MEGA DEATH BOT 9000 (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "DO NOT DISTURB US IN THE DORMS"
Dogi (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Wow, this picture is broken"
SUPER MEGA DEATH BOT 9000 (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "A CLEANING IS IN PROGRESS"
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is  Dogi!
He is wearing  a lightpurple jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a purple cap on his head.
He is wearing  a hazard vest.
He is carrying  an emergency oxygen tank on his hazard vest.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He has  some purple gloves on his hands.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some purple shoes on his feet.
He has  a security gas mask on his face.
He has  Optical Meson Scanner covering his eyes.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Dogi (Assistant).
*---------*
Ryan Broderick (Librarian) [145.9] says, "oh god"
Hunter Palestein (Shaft Miner) [145.9] says, "Yeah, He's killing someone."
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "I bless you and announce you as a Borg and a Wife"
SUPER MEGA DEATH BOT 9000 (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "DONT LOOK"
Ryan Broderick says, "Sup"
SUPER MEGA DEATH BOT 9000 (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "I AM CLEANING"
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "You may kiss the Borg"
SUPER MEGA DEATH BOT 9000 (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG"
Evan Agg says, "Yo"
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Sunshine Anderson has signed up as Assistant."
SUPER MEGA DEATH BOT 9000 (Janitor Cyborg) [145.9] states, "YOUR TURN"
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "You're now a happy wedded couple"
Evan Agg says, "Any requests"
Nelson Clarke (Scientist) [145.9] says, "AI open"
Sunshine Anderson (Assistant) [145.9] asks, "Bomb?"
Purple Aki says, "get me out of here"
Purple Aki has punched Olorin McKellen!
Olorin McKellen says, "May your days be ever blessed"
*---------*
This is  Purple Aki!
He is wearing  a chemist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a chemist labcoat.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  some latex gloves on his hands.
He has  PDA-Purple Aki (Chemist) about his waist.
He is wearing  some white shoes on his feet.
He has  a breath mask on his face.
He has  a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Purple Aki's ID Card (Chemist).
He has minor bruising.
*---------*
Delaron Eraborn shakes Purple Aki trying to get him up!
Johnson Fitzwell (Botanist) [145.9] says, " Explosion in library"
Delaron Eraborn shakes Purple Aki trying to get him up!
Delaron Eraborn giggles.
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, " Yeah near library"
Delaron Eraborn shakes Purple Aki trying to get him up!
Delaron Eraborn shakes Purple Aki trying to get him up!
Delaron Eraborn shakes Purple Aki trying to get him up!
Delaron Eraborn shakes Purple Aki trying to get him up!
Delaron Eraborn shakes Purple Aki trying to get him up!
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, " It blowed up"
Purple Aki examines himself.
Purple Aki unbuckled !
Delaron Eraborn hugs Purple Aki to make him feel better!
Purple Aki says, "never again"
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "The chapel office has exploded. Massive hull breach present."
Barnabus Bailey winks
Johnson Fitzwell (Botanist) [145.9] asks, " Why do they always have to blow up the station?"
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "It's almost as if someone was after my head"
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "Escape has exploded. Another massive hull breach present."
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "Shit son."
Nurse Joy beeps, "I knew it, I should've been a plastic surgeon."
Delaron Eraborn says, "dont hurt humans like that anymore"
Shelly De Killer (Assistant) [145.9] says, "You forgot to turn the cell on"
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Zayden Anderson has signed up as Assistant."
That's Glorious Leader Ian.
A follower of Karl Barx.
OOC: Tarktheshark: What how?
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Shanaynay Laquisha has signed up as Lawyer."
OOC: MatildaHatchKey: pls rspnd
Shanaynay Laquisha (Lawyer) [145.9] exclaims, "Da LAW is here!"
Dave Atzi (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, "explosion"
Dave Atzi (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, "esacape"
You put the wrench into the mechanical toolbox.
You start to disconnect the monitor.
You disconnect the monitor.
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

shits blowing up


You put the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
You remove the glass panel.
You put the crowbar into the mechanical toolbox.
You remove the cables.
You put the wirecutters into the mechanical toolbox.
You unfasten the circuit board.
You put the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
You remove the circuit board.
You put the crowbar into the mechanical toolbox.
You start to unfasten the frame.
You've unfastened the frame.
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "John Trustworthy has signed up as Medical Doctor."
You put the wrench into the mechanical toolbox.
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Mai Emershon has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
Johnny Chokem (Geneticist) [145.9] exclaims, "RECALL, NOTHING IS BLOWIN GUP!!"
You put the cable coil into the mechanical toolbox.
Shekelburg Goldstein (Research Director) [145.9] asks, "Why the fuck do these shield generators keep going offline?"
You start wrenching the frame into place.
You've wrenched the frame into place.
You put the wrench into the mechanical toolbox.
You put the cable coil into the mechanical toolbox.
Johnny Chokem (Geneticist) [145.9] exclaims, "DAMN PUSSIES CALLING THE SHUTTLE I FA FLY LANDS IN YOUR SOUP I SWEAR!!"
You place the circuit board inside the frame.
Shekelburg Goldstein (Research Director) [145.9] says, "Also the station is fine"
You screw the circuit board into place.
You put the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
You start adding cables to the frame.
Shekelburg Goldstein (Research Director) [145.9] says, "Recall the fucking thing"
You've added cables to the frame.
You start to put in the glass panel.
You've put in the glass panel.
You connect the monitor.
You put the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "WARNING: Atmospherics has been tampered with."
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, " AI could you open"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " on myw ay"
Constructing table..
You put the wrench into the mechanical toolbox.
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " ai it doesn't look dangerous"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " just seems to be a new heater"
Dave Atzi (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, "explosions in library/chapel too"
Dave Atzi (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, "do not enter those"
Saranna Stephenson (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, "AI unbolt atmos"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " ai"
Patton Zalack pets Glorious Leader Ian.
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "Negative. You have been deemed harmful."
Glorious Leader Ian yaps happily.
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " if you dont open it we're giong to break the windows to space open"
Patton Zalack pets Glorious Leader Ian.
Purple Aki (Chemist) [145.9] gibbers, "THe s-saiyans-s s-sc-cr-rew-wed-d"
Glorious Leader Ian yaps happily.
Patton Zalack pets Glorious Leader Ian.
Glorious Leader Ian yaps happily.
Glorious Leader Ian chases its tail.
Saranna Stephenson (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, "AI has locked us in atmos"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " actualy"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " AI"
Saranna Stephenson (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, "AI is likely rogue"
Patton Zalack puts the circular saw into the backpack.
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " if you dont unbolt I'm adding plasma to the air mix"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] asks, " ok?"
Johnny Chokem (Geneticist) [145.9] exclaims, "RECFALL THE FUCKING SHUTTLE PANSIES!!"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " that's if you DONT"
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is  Patton Zalack!
He is wearing  a quartermaster's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  an armor.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He has  an emergency oxygen tank about his waist.
He is wearing  some brown shoes on his feet.
He has  a gas mask on his face.
He has  a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Patton Zalack's ID Card (Quartermaster).
*---------*
Patton Zalack pets Glorious Leader Ian.
Glorious Leader Ian yaps happily.
Barnabus Bailey says, "Hey QM"
Patton Zalack says, "yo"
Carlina Marx (Head of Security) [145.9] says, "AI recall shuttle"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "Should I recall the shuttle?"
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "Borg come to Cabin 1 I need you to clean my rod"
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "Unable to recall."
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " OH GOD"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " AI HELP"
Patton Zalack says, "dunno, gonna go have a look at the library"
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been recalled.


Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "Cleaning borg to Cabin 1 for Rod cleanup"
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "Plasma leak detected in atmospherics."
Dave Atzi (Station Engineer) [145.9] says, "LYNCH THE RECALLER"
Nelson Clarke (Scientist) [145.9] says, "AI open"
Hunter Palestein [Supply] exclaims, "I'm bringing back a war trophy from the asteroid!"
Engelbert Humperdinck (Roboticist) [145.9] says, "Schweet"
Leif Spacerikson [Supply] asks, "What'd you find?"
Hunter Palestein [Supply] says, "Steve."
Thomas Wise says, "what int he fuck"
Barnabus Bailey says, "Sir you need to make an appointment"
Thomas Wise says, "is wrong with you"
Saranna Stephenson (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] stammers, "BOR-R-RG-GS-S ROG-GUE"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "Did you ever hire a new HoP?"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " BORGS ROGUE"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " IT HAS A SWORD"
Thomas Wise says, "YOU CRAZY FUCK"
Saranna Stephenson (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, "AI ROGUE"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] stammers, " OH-H-H G-GOD-D-D BOR-RG HAS-S A LAS-S-SER-R L-LOC-CK-K-K IT-T"
Thomas Wise asks, "THIS IS WHAT YOU RETIRED To?"
Barnabus Bailey says, "This is why I retired"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] stammers, " B-BOR-RG-G H-HAS-S LAS-SER-RS-S"
Sal Vanleer (Detective) [145.9] says, "Which one"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] stammers, " B-B-B-BOR-RG LAS-SERIN-NG-G"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " HELP"
John Trustworthy (Scientist) [145.9] gibbers, "S-S-SP-PES M-MAH-HR-REEN-N-NS-S!!"
John Trustworthy (Scientist) [145.9] gibbers, "u fucking asshole"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " ISAMANBORG"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " FUCK"
John Trustworthy (Scientist) [145.9] gibbers, "UNCUFF ME!"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " ITS KILLING THE OTHER TECH"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "Also can I have your bedsheet?"
John Trustworthy (Scientist) [145.9] gibbers, "I'm fucking healed"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] stammers, " LASER-R-R"
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "Negative. A saboteur has been caught trying to tamper with atmospherics."
Sal Vanleer (Detective) [145.9] asks, "RD, can you lock it or something to investigate?"
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Christmas Krunch has signed up as Assistant."
Saranna Stephenson (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, "Ai is fucking braindead"
Saranna Stephenson (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] asks, "What was the sabotage?"
Sal Vanleer (Detective) [145.9] says, "Never mind"
Dogi (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Plasma in atmos"
Sal Vanleer (Detective) [145.9] says, "Atmos techs are untrustworthy"
Patton Zalack pets Glorious Leader Ian.
Glorious Leader Ian yaps happily.
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "Human harm detected in fitness."
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " but we didn't borg"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " you're too retarded to understand atmospherics"
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "The attacker has escaped down the disposals chute."
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Paul Granson has signed up as Assistant."
*---------*
This is  Carlina Marx!
She is wearing  a head of security's jumpsuit.
She is wearing  a head of security hat on her head.
She is wearing  an armored trenchoat.
She is carrying  an energy gun on her armored trenchoat.
She has  a security backpack on her back.
She has  some black gloves on her hands.
She has  an energy gun about her waist.
She is wearing  some jackboots on her feet.
She has  a security gas mask on her face.
She has  HUDSunglasses covering her eyes.
She is wearing  PDA-Carlina Marx (Head of Security).
She has minor burns.
*---------*
*---------*
This is  Olorin McKellen!
He is wearing  a chaplain's jumpsuit.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He has  a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Olorin McKellen (Chaplain).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
*---------*
Sal Vanleer (Detective) [145.9] says, "AI, track John Trustworthy"
Barnabus Bailey says, "quick throw me down disposals"
Christmas Krunch starts putting Barnabus Bailey into the disposal unit.
Barnabus Bailey says, "QUICK"
Barnabus Bailey has been placed in the disposal unit by Christmas Krunch.
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "He is located in front of botany."
Barnabus Bailey says, "QUICK"
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "He is currently incapacitated."
Barnabus Bailey says, "jesus you are so lame"
Ryu Valeria (Assistant) [145.9] asks, "AI, where is Malphas Grant?"
Carlina Marx fires the energy gun!
Barnabus Bailey says, "you are the worst HoS"
Carlina Marx fires the energy gun!
Carlina Marx fires the energy gun!
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Ralph Lawrence has signed up as Assistant."
Barnabus Bailey attempted to disarm Carlina Marx!
Carlina Marx puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "He is in the prison wing."
Barnabus Bailey attempted to disarm Carlina Marx!
Carlina Marx fails to blind Barnabus Bailey with the flash!
Barnabus Bailey has pushed Carlina Marx!
Carlina Marx says, "help"
Ryu Valeria (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Oh goodie, there is some justice to be had."
Carlina Marx fires the energy gun!
Carlina Marx fires the energy gun!
Carlina Marx fires the energy gun!
Delaron Eraborn is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Sanic Gofastington attempts to feed the glass of vodka to Ryan Broderick.
Nelson Clarke (Scientist) [145.9] says, "AI open"
Carlina Marx fires the energy gun!
Barnabus Bailey is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Carlina Marx puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
Carlina Marx shakes Barnabus Bailey trying to get him up!
Sal Vanleer is trying to put handcuffs on Barnabus Bailey!
Barnabus Bailey stammers, "W-Wh-hat-t t-th-he f-fuc-c-ck-k"
Sanic Gofastington attempts to feed the glass of vodka to Ryan Broderick.
Carlina Marx fires the energy gun!
Sanic Gofastington feeds the glass of vodka to Ryan Broderick.
Sal Vanleer has disarmed Barnabus Bailey!
Barnabus Bailey says, "WH"
Carlina Marx fires the energy gun point blank at Barnabus Bailey!
Barnabus Bailey is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Carlina Marx fires the energy gun!
Carlina Marx puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
Sal Vanleer is trying to put handcuffs on Barnabus Bailey!
Barnabus Bailey stammers, "W-WH-H-H"
Carlina Marx puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
Sal Vanleer is trying to put handcuffs on Barnabus Bailey!
Carlina Marx is trying to put handcuffs on Barnabus Bailey!
Zayden Anderson shakes Sunshine Anderson trying to get her up!
Delaron Eraborn starts putting Sunshine Anderson into the disposal unit.
*---------*
This is  Carlina Marx!
She is wearing  a head of security's jumpsuit.
She is wearing  a head of security hat on her head.
She is wearing  an armored trenchoat.
She is carrying  an energy gun on her armored trenchoat.
She has  a security backpack on her back.
She has  some black gloves on her hands.
She is wearing  some jackboots on her feet.
She has  a security gas mask on her face.
She has  HUDSunglasses covering her eyes.
She is wearing  PDA-Carlina Marx (Head of Security).
She has minor burns.
*---------*
Barnabus Bailey says, "I don't understand"
Carlina Marx says, "Worst HoS ever"
Carlina Marx says, "Fuck you"
Barnabus Bailey says, "you ar"
ÿSanic Gofastington has thrown Tunguska Triple Distilled.
Ryan Broderick has been hit by Tunguska Triple Distilled.
Delaron Eraborn starts putting Sunshine Anderson into the disposal unit.
Patton Zalack [145.9] says, "check my id, it's just a qm id"
Erick Ringer says, "Clone him please"
Zayden Anderson attempted to disarm Delaron Eraborn!
Sanic Gofastington quietly shuts off the cheap lighter.
Erick Ringer says, "He was a good chaplain"
PM to-Admins: HoS is arresting me apparently for calling her the worst HoS ever
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Theodore Isaman has signed up as Security Officer."
The locker has been unlocked by Carlina Marx.
Barnabus Bailey asks, "is that really why your arresting me?"
Patton Zalack [145.9] says, "fucking shitcurity"
The locker is locked!
The locker is locked!
You lean on the back of the personal closet and start pushing the door open. (this will take about 2 minutes.)
Mai Emershon says, "it's obvious"
Saranna Stephenson says, "I assume he's dead"
Ryu Valeria says, "Makes two of us."
You lean on the back of the personal closet and start pushing the door open. (this will take about 2 minutes.)
Mai Emershon says, "ok"
Mai Emershon says, "i'll wait"
Mai Emershon says, "and you left my toolbelt on me"
Shanaynay Laquisha asks, "Xanathar, might I get access to Permabrig?"
Xanathar Drak'Tal says, "Yeah, if you try breaking out I have something to do"
You lean on the back of the personal closet and start pushing the door open. (this will take about 2 minutes.)
The locker has been unlocked by Carlina Marx.
You are buckled in to the bed by Carlina Marx.
Carlina Marx tries to remove Barnabus Bailey's Barnabus Bailey's ID Card (Quartermaster).
Carlina Marx tries to remove Barnabus Bailey's captain's bedsheet.
Carlina Marx tries to remove Barnabus Bailey's supply radio headset.
Xanathar Drak'Tal says, "well, everyone in perma is braindead"
Xanathar Drak'Tal says, "which includes Malphas"
Ryu Valeria asks, "HoS, you know where Malphas Grant is?"
Barnabus Bailey says, "Can I walk around my cell at least? No need to bucklecuff me"
Carlina Marx puts Barnabus Bailey's ID Card (Quartermaster) into the security backpack.
Mai Emershon says, "saranna"
Mai Emershon says, "we have to make sure teh AI doesn't release gas"
Carlina Marx says, "No."
Saranna Stephenson says, "fair enough"
Mai Emershon says, "I think it wanted us out so it could do its own nefarious shit"
Barnabus Bailey says, "Righto boss"
*---------*
This is  Carlina Marx!
She is wearing  a head of security's jumpsuit.
She is wearing  a head of security hat on her head.
She is wearing  an armored trenchoat.
She is carrying  an energy gun on her armored trenchoat.
She has  a security backpack on her back.
She has  some black gloves on her hands.
She is wearing  some jackboots on her feet.
She has  a security gas mask on her face.
She has  HUDSunglasses covering her eyes.
She is wearing  PDA-Carlina Marx (Head of Security).
*---------*
Shanaynay Laquisha asks, "What's this one in for?"
PM to-Admins: HoS sentenced me to 5 minutes for saying she's the worst HoS after she began shooting at me and an assistant.
Shanaynay Laquisha asks, "Barnabus! Why are you in here?"
Barnabus Bailey says, "I told HoS she was bad after she shot me and an assistant"
Barnabus Bailey says, "She walked up and shot us then cuffed me"
Shanaynay Laquisha exclaims, "I can see why you might think that!"
*---------*
This is  Shanaynay Laquisha!
She is wearing  a blue suit.
She is wearing  a blue suit jacket.
She has  a satchel on her back.
She is holding  a briefcase in her right hand.
She is wearing  some laceup shoes on her feet.
She has  a security radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Shanaynay Laquisha (Lawyer).
*---------*
Shanaynay Laquisha asks, "Would you like to come write a statement for me, about what happened?"
Carlina Marx says, "Oh captain"
Barnabus Bailey says, "No i'd like to serve my time and leave"
Carlina Marx asks, "You wanted him?"
Thomas Wise says, "well thats the thing"
Thomas Wise says, "thats our HoP"
Shanaynay Laquisha exclaims, "Alright, then!"
Barnabus Bailey says, "no point antagonizing this crazy person any longer"
Thomas Wise says, "but"
Carlina Marx says, "Oh."
Theodore Isaman says, "Hello sirs"
Thomas Wise says, "he's a little insane"
Barnabus Bailey says, "Captain the HoS is a menace"
Thomas Wise says, "see"
Carlina Marx says, "I followed orders."
Barnabus Bailey says, "Poor gun control"
Thomas Wise says, "hold on"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " AI CONFIGURED THE SYSTEM TO RELEASE PLASMA"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " FIXING IT"
Barnabus Bailey says, "And you can't brig me for insulting you"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " FUCK"
Theodore Isaman says, "Requesting orders"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " THATS WHY IT REMOVED US"
Carlina Marx says, "Patrol, prevent human harm and damage to the station"
Theodore Isaman says, "Understood"
Thomas Wise tries to put the straight jacket on Barnabus Bailey.
Barnabus Bailey says, "If your brigging me for saying your a bad officer you are in fact proving you are a bad officer"
*---------*
This is  Carlina Marx!
She is wearing  a head of security's jumpsuit.
She is wearing  a head of security hat on her head.
She is wearing  an armored trenchoat.
She is carrying  an energy gun on her armored trenchoat.
She has  a security backpack on her back.
She has  some black gloves on her hands.
She is wearing  some jackboots on her feet.
She has  a security gas mask on her face.
She has  HUDSunglasses covering her eyes.
She is wearing  PDA-Carlina Marx (Head of Security).
*---------*
Barnabus Bailey sighs
Carlina Marx says, "This isn't me"
Thomas Wise puts the handcuffs into the captain's backpack.
Thomas Wise says, "Sorry bar but I hereby declare you Insane"
Carlina Marx says, "I was told to arrest you, so I did"
Barnabus Bailey asks, "For what reason?"
Thomas Wise says, "Unstable mental mind"
Barnabus Bailey says, "Not a crime under space law"
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "Cameras are being cut in atmospherics."
Barnabus Bailey says, "Deal with it."
Dogi (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Atmos is still full of plasma"
Thomas Wise says, "Welli it isnt but we gotta prevent you from making more"
Mai Emershon (Atmospheric Technician) [145.9] says, " YOU'RE FUCKING ROGUE"
Hunter Palestein (Shaft Miner) [145.9] says, "Uhhh, don't be alarmed but.... I lost my Basilisk friend named Steve. If you find him please send him to cargo bay."
You were unbuckled from the bed by Thomas Wise.
Barnabus Bailey says, "Nope, can't arrest me for potential to cause harm"
Barnabus Bailey says, "especially with no violent history"
Thomas Wise says, "well this isnt an arrest"
Barnabus Bailey says, "your both just literally shit"
Thomas Wise says, "this is a trip to the asylum"
Carlina Marx says, "Captain has this authority."
Barnabus Bailey says, "you brigged me for 5 minutes"
Barnabus Bailey says, "nope, captains not above space law"
Thomas Wise is trying to put handcuffs on Barnabus Bailey!
Carlina Marx says, "I brigged you until the captain could get here"
Thomas Wise tries to remove Barnabus Bailey's handcuffs.
Carlina Marx says, "I did nothing wrong here."
Thomas Wise puts the handcuffs into the captain's backpack.
Barnabus Bailey asks, "Yep you definately did. Why did you shoot that assistant?"
Thomas Wise says, "i fucking forgot to take your ID"
Christmas Krunch fires the laser tag gun!
Barnabus Bailey says, "I left it at the ID console when I radioed you to hire a replacement"
Christmas Krunch fires the laser tag gun!
Thomas Wise is hit by a laser tag beam in the right arm!
Christmas Krunch fires the laser tag gun!
Christmas Krunch fires the laser tag gun!
Thomas Wise is hit by a laser tag beam in the left arm!
Thomas Wise is hit by a laser tag beam in the right arm!
Thomas Wise puts the stunprod into the captain's backpack.
Sal Vanleer (Detective) [145.9] says, "Yet inflicting no burn damage"
Delaron Eraborn says, "I saved her life"
Erick Ringer tries to put the medical backpack on Delaron Eraborn.
Thomas Wise is trying to put handcuffs on Barnabus Bailey!
Carlina Marx puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
Thomas Wise tries to remove Barnabus Bailey's straight jacket.
PM to-Admins: Captain and HoS both need to read space law. I'm still under arrest and their just dragging me around with no solid reason for arrest.
Thomas Wise says, "oh you got no ID"
Barnabus Bailey says, "I already said where it is."
Thomas Wise tries to remove Barnabus Bailey's sunglasses.
Thomas Wise tries to remove Barnabus Bailey's cargo cap.
The closet has been unwelded by Nelson Clarke.
Thomas Wise tries to put the straight jacket on Barnabus Bailey.
Barnabus Bailey says, "My QM ID is in the brig, the HOS left it there when she unlawfully arrested me"
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Shanaynay Laquisha exclaims, "Cap!"
*---------*
This is  Thomas Wise!
He is wearing  a captain's cap on his head.
He is wearing  a captain's space suit.
He has  a captain's backpack on his back.
He has  a gas mask on his face.
He has  a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  ÿthe captain's bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Thomas Wise (Captain).
*---------*
Thomas Wise says, "oh man no lights"
Magni Bronzebeard (Roboticist) [148.5] says, "This guy is full of beer"
Shanaynay Laquisha asks, "Can you let me into the Morgue in a moment?"
Magni Bronzebeard (Roboticist) [148.5] says, "80 units of beer."
Barnabus Bailey says, "You could always stop wasting our time and let me go"
Terd Fergusson (Chemist) [148.5] says, "well at least he knows how to party."
Thomas Wise says, "well no"
Terd Fergusson (Chemist) [148.5] says, "I think I can make something for that"
Magni Bronzebeard (Roboticist) [148.5] says, "Indeed"
Thomas Wise says, "You see"
Thomas Wise says, "we dont run around with an all access"
Purple Aki (Chemist) [148.5] says, "all set"
Purple Aki (Chemist) [148.5] says, "he slept a little too hard in there"
Thomas Wise says, "If you plan to retire stop snooping around"
Barnabus Bailey says, "You have all my IDs now"
Thomas Wise says, "Now I have to declare you insane"
Magni Bronzebeard (Roboticist) [148.5] asks, "You got any other chems?"
Barnabus Bailey says, "And thats definately not insanity."
Thomas Wise says, "You are too risky to be out and about int he station"
Magni Bronzebeard (Roboticist) [148.5] asks, "Such as anti-tox, or kelotane?"
You are buckled in to the bed by Thomas Wise.
Barnabus Bailey asks, "What harm have I caused at all?"
Thomas Wise says, "lemmi find a flashlight"
You unbuckle yourself from the bed.
This is a straight jacket. It is a normal-sized item.
A suit that completely restrains the wearer.
Terd Fergusson (Chemist) [148.5] says, "that's for the beer guy"
Magni Bronzebeard (Roboticist) [148.5] says, "Got it inside"
Magni Bronzebeard (Roboticist) [148.5] says, "But could use kelotane and dermaline"
Magni Bronzebeard (Roboticist) [148.5] says, "Oh, or bicard"
Magni Bronzebeard (Roboticist) [148.5] says, "Hrm"
Magni Bronzebeard (Roboticist) [148.5] says, "I need to steal syringes too"
Magni Bronzebeard (Roboticist) [148.5] says, "Scanning"
Magni Bronzebeard (Roboticist) [148.5] says, "Got it"
Magni Bronzebeard (Roboticist) [148.5] exclaims, "You guys are great!"
Terd Fergusson (Chemist) [148.5] says, "help yourself"
Magni Bronzebeard (Roboticist) [148.5] exclaims, "Thanks so much!"
Magni Bronzebeard (Roboticist) [148.5] says, "I can make you guys more plasma if you need that"
PM to-Admins: Captain has left me in a straight jacket in a dark patient room after declaring me insane. Okay then.
Terd Fergusson (Chemist) [148.5] says, "I think we're good for plasma. What we need more than anything is more power for our chem machines"
Thomas Wise asks, "alrdy goin ginsane man?"
Thomas Wise says, "come on"
Thomas Wise tries to put the radio headset on Barnabus Bailey.
Johnny Chokem (Geneticist) [145.9] exclaims, "AI OPEN PLEASE!!"
Johnny Chokem (Geneticist) [145.9] exclaims, "THE MAINT DOOR RIGHT BY CARGO!!"
Thomas Wise says, "Stop being clinicly insane Bailey"
Johnny Chokem (Geneticist) [145.9] exclaims, "BELOW THE HOP'S OFFICE!!"
Stop Fahi (Assistant) [145.9] says, "STOP."
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "I don't have a visual of that airlock."
Johnny Chokem (Geneticist) [145.9] exclaims, "FUCK!!"
Arrivals Alert System (AI) [145.9] states, "Hammy has signed up as Assistant."
Allied Mastercomputer (AI) [145.9] states, "WARNING: The AI upload board has been stolen."
Dogi (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Confirmed, it's gone"
Purple Aki says, "sup cap"
Thomas Wise says, "sup"
Johnny Chokem (Geneticist) [145.9] exclaims, "HOW ABOUT THE AIRLOCK RIGH TOUTSIDE OF ENGINEERING FOYER?!!"
Purple Aki says, "no really why are you standing here"
Thomas Wise says, "Bailey is fucking insane"
Thomas Wise says, "Im waiting for him to come to"
Purple Aki says, "so, buckle them to teh chair"
Zayden Anderson (Assistant) [145.9] gibbers, "HWEE DID EET FHOR KHAYOSSS!!!"
Purple Aki says, "err, bed"
Thomas Wise says, "well he aint doin ganything"
Thomas Wise says, "He's strapped"
Dogi (Assistant) [145.9] says, "There appears to be a green wall in the empty room west of engineering"
Purple Aki says, "so youre just.. looking at him"
Dogi (Assistant) [145.9] says, "A uranium wall"
Evan Agg (Bartender) [145.9] says, "Hello father"
Thomas Wise says, "Yeah"
Thomas Wise says, "I gotta make sure"
Purple Aki says, "wunderbar"
Sanic Gofastington (Cargo Technician) [145.9] stammers, "y-yeah?HEEEEY-Y"
Thomas Wise says, "he's my former HoP"
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "Honk"
Thomas Wise says, "and he went cuckoo"
Olorin McKellen (Chaplain) [145.9] says, "Let me heal you"
Sanic Gofastington (Cargo Technician) [145.9] stammers, "y-yeah-h?H-H-HEEEEY-YIM-M H-HEAL-L-LED-D N-NOW-W T-TH-HANK-KS-S"
Sanic Gofastington (Cargo Technician) [145.9] stammers, "OR-RR-RY-Y"
John Trustworthy (Scientist) [145.9] gibbers, "fucking 4rries!"
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, " AI open this door please"
Terd Fergusson (Chemist) [148.5] says, "here"
Erick Ringer (Security Officer) [145.9] says, " Thanks"