CYOA Celestia

>Day 191 for Anon in Equestria
>You're Princess Celestia, the co-ruler of Equestria
>You rule alongside your sister Princess Luna
>While you bring forth the radiant star known as the sun for the day
>Your sister brings about the elegant, peaceful moon for the night
>A perfect balance, at least you believe so. Nothing has disrupted that balance.
>Aside from your sister's little problem...but you don't like to talk about that.
>That was solved through the efforts of your faithful student and her new found friends.
>Thankfully she followed your request to the letter
>You had feared she had developed autism and thus was unable to make friends.
>You're glad to have been proven wrong.
>Then there was the draconequis...who was a total flank face!
>Little frankenstein reject made you powerless
>But you got your revenge...oh did you
>Hope he likes that black hole you sent him to.
>See him chaos his way out of that!
>But you're going off on a tangent, aside from the crack whorse invading with her changelings nothing major has occurred...
>Except for the tear in dimensions that brought forth a certain alien
>A hairless ape by the name of Anonymous
>He was confused upon arrival but he held no fear for your little p0nies.
>Luckily for you he arrived in the skies of Canterlot Square
>And he landed right in to your private chariot as it was making it's way back to your castle...
>You have no idea how high up he was, but he broke his legs when he landed in the seat opposite to you...so he had to have been up there...
>You tried to greet him while he was in his pain induced state of unconsciousness...by prodding him with a hoof saying 'Hey' a for five minutes
>Now that you think about it...
>How could he have feared your p0nies while unconscious anyway?
>And why did it take your royal guard five minutes to see if you were okay?
>That's silly it makes no sense!
>Anyway, moving on
>After your guards finally checked on you they moved the hairless ape to the Canterlot Castle Medical Wing as per your instructions.
>After all, any sort of alien that arrives in Equestria must first meet with you and your sister. Meaning he must remain within a close distance
>It was a law you had made up right on the spot! You didn't even have to sign any sort of paperwork for it either.
>When they had him moved in to the medical wing you took care of his leg injuries with a quick spell
>When he woke up the next day...that's when his fear and confusion hit his peak
>Your medical staff told you that he kept screaming, "Someone laced my drink with LSD!"
>When he finally calmed down and realized just where he was and what was going on he was ready to meet with you and your sister.
>And when the two of you formally met, you have to say, Anonymous is quite the interesting creature.
>He told you of a world called Earth, he gave you quite the explanation as to how his world worked as far as his society goes.
>He even showed you a piece of technology that he brought with him in his bag
>Something he called a 'laptop' when you told him that your world ran off of magic he became distressed
>Until you charged his laptop battery via magic
>He bowed to you while screaming 'Praise the Sun', you found it great that he could accept his situation so quickly.
>Though he had no internet connection he had plenty of media on his '500 GB Harddrive' and his two 'Terabyte Hardrives'
>With that he was able to show you things about his world you would have never imagined
>He had a few educational videos from 'T.V. Shows' on his world from something called 'The Discovery Channel' and 'The History Channel'
>There were some things your worlds shared...but judging by how their world worked it was alien.
>It was hard to imagine a planet being the cause of its own weather or that a planet's rotation being the reason for sun and night or for the change in seasons.
>With the information you were able to view via laptop you were able to surmise that even though humanity has a sordid, violent past, Anonymous didn't reflect it.
>He treated your p0nies with kindness and respect, he never once made any aggressive action towards a p0ny,
>So after giving him a week to try to adjust you allowed him to stay in Canterlot Castle.
>It's been a few months since then and quite a lot of things have happened.
>Too many to name
>Though quite a few things happened that involved you
>Whether it was spending some days with Anonymous doing nothing more than sharing stories and eating those delicious strawberry jam cakes
>Or watching more videos with him on his laptop
>Or bringing him along on diplomatic visits to various kingdoms so he could learn of your world's inhabitants
>You find that a huge portion of your free time consisted of Anonymous
>In fact you've spent so much time with him...you seem to have grown attached.
>You start to find that any time spent with Anonymous fills your heart with joy and you've found yourself staring as of late
>You've shared with him things that not even Luna knows about and...well that's saying something...
>As the months wore on you've noticed Anonymous start to change around you
>He'd start blushing whenever you entered a room with him in it
>Your hugs wouldn't last anywhere near as long
>He even stopped petting you
>You missed those hands...
>So last night, over a few glasses of cider you confronted him about it
>The two of you may have gotten a little tipsy
>And...you may have shoved your tongue down his throat
>Just a little...and that may or may not have ended awkwardly...
>It's been a while since you've had the opportunity to be...well...intimate with anyp0ny
>And now, it's time for you to wake up and do your duty as the Sun Princess
>You wake up in your chambers with a yawn
>You really don't want to get up yet...but you have to.

>A: Get up and raise the sun
>B: Stay in bed and sleep
>C: Get your sister to raise the sun
>D: Leave Equestria dark for a day

(A was chosen)

>You really dread doing this, especially after how much you messed up last night
>You were too forward with the poor human
>Stop, you can't think about that right now you've got a job to do
>With your priorities in order you get out of you amazingly comfortable bed and trot out to your balcony
>All it takes is a little effort from you to lower the moon and raise the sun.
>When its brilliance fills the sky you smile to yourself
>No matter how many times you do it, the feeling of being the sole cause for raising such a celestial body in to the sky fills you with joy.
>You sigh happily having been rejuvenated, casting such a spell always perks you up
>Better than coffee, now, what do you wish to do next?

>A: Get dressed for the day
>B: Forget getting dressed and go around nude
>C: Pay Anonymous a morning visit
>D: Go and wish your sister a good night...er...morning...um....
>E: Do your morning exercise routine

(A was chosen)

>You decide to get dressed in order to start your day
>It doesn't take long, you throw on your shoes, you use your magic in order to put on your necklace, and of course you levitate your crown and place it upon your head
>You look in your mirror and flare your wings a few times, you try a few poses to see if anything is out of place.
>Then you give yourself the pep-talk
>You talk to your mirror
>Celestia: What are we gonna do today!?
>You have your enchanted mirror answer back
>Mirrorlestia: We're gonna rule a kingdom!
>Celestia: And how are we gonna rule it?
>Mirrorlestia: With a fair and just hoof!
>Celestia: Yeah?!
>Mirrorlestia: Yeah!
>Both: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
>Mirrorlestia: AAAAAAAHHHH.....Your sister's right behind you.
>You freeze in mid yell and turn around to find Luna standing in your room eyes wide with confusion
>Luna: We see thou art...conversing with thine mirror...we shall go...
>Celestia: Oh no I was doing no such thing sister....uh...I was um...
>You shoot her a nervous grin
>Luna: Riiiiiiight...fare thee well sister...we shall see thou for tonight's duties...
>Your sister teleports out of your room
>Mirrorlestia: Wow your sister thinks your crazy. Good job nutcase.
>Your mirror screams as its thrown..er...falls out of the forth story window of your quarters...
>Now what to do?

>A: Get started with your day by heading to the throne room to speak with an adviser
>B: Pay Anonymous a morning visit
>C: Do your morning exercise routine

(B was chosen)

[Mirror Short]

>You are Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings
>And you are going to get your revenge upon Celestia
>You've killed a mare who was new to the Canterlot Guard
>It was so easy to blend in...and with the lack of information on the mare you silenced getting in was a cakewalk
>You laugh evilly in the Canterlot Castle Courtyard
>The castle shall be yours!
>And the LOVE shall be yours!
>As you laugh you hear something whistling in the distance
>You stop laughing...it sounds like it's getting closer
>You look up and see a mirror about your size falling right for you
>You hear it screaming
>You start to scream
>The mirror slams in to your body
>Green, glowing blood forms in a pool around a large broken mirror
>It takes the clean up crew three hours to clean the blood, broken mirror, and changeling parts
>Why did things have to turn out this way?
>As you sit in Tartarus contemplating your actions you can't help but think
>You just don't know what went wrong

>Bad End

[Mirror Short End]


>And here comes the part you were dreading
>Before you get started with today's duties...you've got to speak to Anonymous
>You need to apologize for your actions from last night
>You pretty much forced yourself upon him
>You need to learn how to hold your liquor too...you get a little...passionate when you're tipsy.
>Buck that you were smashed, in fact, the only thing you really remember is the kiss
>And that Anonymous left in a hurry after he pushed you off of himself.
>Yeah...you were kinda on top of him too...
>But how could he refuse you? You're a bucking Princess, stallions come in the thousands to throw flowers and candies and romantic poetry at your hooves!
>Well, for one thing...knowing he's been raised to believe that going outside the species is against nature doesn't help.
>You knew how he felt yet you...pulled that stunt
>You'll be lucky if he even looks at you again
>Well, there's another problem with that...
>If he's learned to accept that he's not going home and that being with a p0ny doesn't seem so bad...then the stallions visiting is a bit of a problem
>Having many male suitors visiting you looks...a little trashy
>What if he thinks you take those stallions with you to bed at night?
>He would have thought you were going to use him for a cheap thrill!
>It doesn't help that there's rumors floating around about you doing things to your staff
>You won't want Anonymous to think you're a whorse!
>Or what if Luna wants to steal Anonymous away out of jealousy?
>What if it's already happened and he didn't want to be dis-loyal to Luna?
>Oh that harlot! You'll destroy her!
>That is YOUR Human!
>Well...soon...maybe...
>As you're thinking of the different possibilities you notice that you've come to Anon's door.
>You raise your hoof, but hesitate to knock
>Maybe you should let Anonymous sleep in
>When he's awake then you can talk...
>Besides, there are things you need to take care of
>Today shouldn't be much considering it's nearing the weekend and you've taken care of the majority of your paperwork during the week.
>There haven't been any reports of Minotaurs in the area
>No Ibexian raids
>Boardor doesn't need another bit bailout
>Taxes are staying at a reasonable rate
>Nop0ny has tried to raid the castle
>The fires in the east have been taken care of
>Germaneigh has allied themselves with Equestria
>The Griffon Kingdom has decided to sign a treaty with Equestria
>Everything seems to be running smoothly...
>So knock...

>A: Wake up Anonymous by knocking
>B: Go about your daily duties
>C: Throw your entire body in to his door to see if he wakes up
>D: Teleport in to Anonymous' room and stare at him until he wakes up

(A was chosen)

>You knock upon Anonymous' door lightly
>Then you put your ear to the door and listen
>You hear nothing so you knock again, a little louder this time
>When you do you hear a grumble followed by blankets being moved aside
Anon: Yeah who is it?
>Celestia: It's me. Good Morning Anonymous, may I come in?
>You hear Anonymous get out of bed
Anon: Yeah give me a moment.

>A: Enter now
>B: Wait for Anonymous to open the door

(B was chosen)

>It's another minute before Anonymous opens the door to his room.
>He offers you a smile before asking
Anon: Hey Celestia, what brings you by so early in the morning?
>He motions for you to come in and you do so
>When he shuts the door behind you, you start
>Celestia: I wanted to talk to you about last night.
Anon: Oh you do? What's there to talk about?
>You watch as he walks over to his bed, he takes a seat
>You trot over to his couch and lie upon it
>Celestia: Yes, I don't normally consume...so much. I came by because I wanted to apologize.
Anon: About the kiss?
>Celestia: And getting on top of you
Anon: Yeah...I remember that now...
>Celestia: I didn't want you to get the wrong idea...the cider makes me act out when I drink as much as I did...it was a mistake.
>You watch as Anon's smile seems to drop from his face for a moment.
>It returns just as quickly as it left
Anon: I understand, just be careful with that stuff. God forbid you get drunk during estrus or something.
>The two of you share a short laugh
>Celestia: Oh thank goodness we cleared that up. Now if you'll excuse me I have a few duties I need to attend to.
Anon: Well don't let me keep you, it was nice seeing ya.
>Celestia: Have a great day Anonymous. Perhaps we can talk about our day over a pot of tea later?
Anon: sounds like a plan.
>With a last goodbye you head out of his room and back out in to the Castle Hallways
>As you walk to your throne room you can't help but think
>Was there something you forgot to tell Anonymous? Oh well, you're sure you'll remember later.
>You enter the throne room to find your advisers waiting on you

>A: Ask them if there's anything major you need to attend to
>B: Tell them you're taking the day off
>C: Tell your adviser he's been replaced
>D: Give everyp0ny the day off

(A and D were chosen)


>They bow as you enter
>You smile warmly
>Celestia: You may rise, good morning my subjects.
>"It is always a good morning Princess. Nop0ny else can bring light to our kingdom as you do."
>Celestia: True, true. Do any of you have anything you need to report? Are there any documents I need to stamp or sign?
>You trot to your throne and take a seat, you wait for your advisers to respond
>A unicorn brings forth a few sheets of paper and brings them before you
>As you read the first document the unicorn says
>"My Princess, Las Pegasus has sighted a few small groups of Minotaurs moving throughout the hills on the outskirts of their city. We believe they may be grouping up for an attack. They request that troops from Manehattan be moved to Las Pegasus just in order to reinforce the guard."
>Signature here, stamp there, and done.
>"Thank you Princess Celestia."
>He bows before departing
>Celestia: "Next please."
>The next couple of documents you sift through are nothing more than things along the lines of visits, supplies that a few towns seem to be running low on, and of course a few complaints from your nephew.
>Those 'mysteriously vanish'
>The others you stamp and sign as per usual, within an hour you're surprised to find that you've finished your 'work' for the day.
>"Well that appears to be everything, if anything else comes in we'll be sure to let you know."
>Celestia: "Thank you, but it appears as though your work is done for today as well."
>"Princess?"
>Celestia: "Since today seemed to end quite quickly I've decided to give you and the other advisers the day off. I shall be hosting a small gathering in my study if you wish to join."
>And with that you step off of your throne and leave the room.

>One of them follows after you
>"Princess are you sure, giving all of us the rest of the day for ourselves seems like a bit..."
>He hesitates to speak
>Celestia: You may speak freely.
>"Princess this seems like a bad bucking idea."
>You turn to face him and he cringes in fear
>Celestia: Please, Storm Caller, tell me. Aside from what we've discussed over the last hour, is there anything major I need to attend to?
>"N...no your highness."
>Celestia: Are you sure? Has Discord returned? Have changelings managed to sneak in to society again?"
>"No."
>Celestia: Are there any new enemies we must contend with?
>"No."
>Celestia: Are my little p0nies upset about anything?
>"No."
>Celestia: Has anyp0ny suspicious started moving about the castle?"
>"No Princess."
>You smile
>Celestia: Then I fail to see the problem. Enjoy the rest of your day Storm Caller.
>You trot off, leaving your adviser to his own devices.
>With the major part of your day out of the way, and with you having some free time, you have a list of options

>A: Visit Anonymous
>B: Go to the Canterlot Archives and read a few tomes
>C: Contact Pinkie Pie so she may host your party
>D: Walk about the gardens
>E: Give your sister a visit
>F: Go in to town and find a place that will entertain you

(E was chosen)

>Celestia: I wonder what Luna is up to today...I wonder if she's sleeping?
>Who better to spend time with than your own sister?
>After a bit of walking you come to Luna's section of the castle
>And when you find her telltale cutie mark upon a door you've found your destination
>You reach out to knock with a hoof but the sound of two voices catch you by surprise.
>You hear your sister giggling
>And then you hear Anonymous
>The two appear to be whispering about something
>You can barely hear what's being said between the two
>The thought of your sister being friendly with Anonymous spoils your mood a little
>Yeah you jelly, Anonymous spending time with a mare other than you makes you a little jelly
>No you're not jelly, what if your sister likes him too
>She could be spreading lies about you
>Or worse she could be revealing embarrassing truths!
>Oh come on you're being silly your sister has been imprisoned for 1000 years, how can she court a stallion in this day and age? Let alone a human?
>Besides she wouldn't do that to you
>Oh she could! She's one with the night
>She's a seductress you just know it!

>A: Open the door and see what's going on
>B: Eavesdrop
>C: Come back another time

(B was chosen)

>You put your ear to the door and listen in
Anon: Ooh ooh ooh look at this! Watch watch
>Luna: Yes we see...
>The two burst out in to laughter
>Luna: We had no idea that felines could be so...hilarious!
Anon: I know right? Look it's looking at a laser pointer
>Luna: Oh Elysium is that....that is quite a lot of water...
>The two laugh again
>Announcer: When we return we will announce the winner of our grand prize of 10,000 big ones. Stay tuned for Amercia's Funniest Home Videos!
>Wait...they're just watching shows on his laptop
Anon: Anything else you want to see?
>Luna: We wish to see thine Headless Horseman.
Anon: Again? But we've seen that like five times.
>Luna: Sixth time is thine charm Anonymous.
Anon: You say that every single time too.
>She giggles
>Okay you have no idea what this 'headless horseman' is but those two are getting a little too friendly

>A: Knock and open the door
>B: Continue to Eavesdrop
>C: Come back another time

(B was chosen)

>Whatever you're just being paranoid, there's nothing to get worked up about
Anon: Luna what are you doing?
>Luna: We art getting comfortable, dost thou have an issue with this?
Anon: N...no it's just you're getting in a little close there.
>Luna: Thine screen is small, we must move closer if we art to properly view thine entertainment.
Anon: Fine fine.
>You can hear the intro begin, the dark foreboding music
>The loud footsteps upon creaking, worn wooden floors
>Then, boots as they stomp upon the floor
>A woman screams
>A sword is drawn
>The sound of a sword being swung through the air can be heard, followed by a short scream
>Then you hear something land with a low thunk upon the floor before rolling
>You hear Luna shriek
Anon: Whoa! Luna calm down!
>Luna: We cannot perform this action tis video is frightening!
Anon: Then why did you want to watch it!?
>Luna: We don't know!
Anon: We've seen it five times already!
>Luna: We close thine eyes every time!
Anon: Damn it Luna!

>A: Knock and see what's going on, join in on watching the movie.
>B: Eavesdrop some more
>C: Go about your day

>Fuck that you're gonna knock and see what's up
>You knock on your door and Luna shrieks again
>Luna: Somone is at our door! Tis the headless horseman!
Anon: Luna I can't breathe!
>Anonymous can't breathe?
>Rescue time!
>Then reward comes after rescue
>Using your magic you open your sister's door to find
>That Luna is currently wrapping Anonymous up in a tight hug
>She's staring at you, when she looks at what she's doing she let's Anonymous go
>She giggles nervously
>You resist the urge to laugh
>Luna: We're sorry...we do not know our own strength....hehehhehe
>She blushes
>Okay...crisis averted
>When she let's Anonymous go he intakes as much air as possible
Anon: I'M ALIVE!
>Celestia: So...I've come to let you know that I've finished today's duties early and have come in to some free time...may I join you?
>Luna: We do not see why thou cannot
Anon: Are you calm enough to watch the movie?
>Luna nods
>Luna: We are, come sister. Be warned, tis a movie filled with terror!
>Luna pats the bed next to her.

>A: Sit next to Luna
>B: Sit in between Anon and Luna
>C: Sit to Anon's right so he's in between you and your sister.

(C was chosen)

>With a smile and a nod you remove your crown, necklace, and shoes
>You climb in to Luna's bed, step over her and Anonymous, then take your place next to him.
>When you lie down you sigh happily
>Anonymous looks between the two of you
Anon: Everyp0ny comfortable
>Celestia: Yes.
>Luna: Indeed.
Anon: Remember, this is horror, if the two of you overreact I'm turning off the movie.
>Celestia: Oh please Anon I'm no filly, I doubt a movie can scare me.
>Luna: Do not worry Anonymous, we shall remain calm.
Anon: alright then.
>The movie starts again
>You cringe after the first human woman is decapitated
>Oh..well...maybe this won't be so bad...I mean sure it's bloody bit it isn't real
>Right?
>Fifteen minutes later
>Celestia: Anonymous...does the headless horseman exist on your world.
Anon: No Celestia, he's made up, a work of fiction.
>You breathe a sigh of relief
>Celestia: Good.
>At this point the three of you are lying upon your stomachs with the laptop in front of you
>Anon has his arms crossed under his chin in order to prop himself up
>Luna lets out a soft yawn before setting her muzzle upon his elbow
Anon: Hmm?
>Luna: What, thou art comfortable.
Anon: ...well...alright then, as long as your comfy.
>You watch as Luna looks to you with a shit eating grin on her face
>She knows....
>Oh that harlot...
>You narrow your eyes
>Oh.it.is.on.
>So what will you do in order to one up your sister?

>A: Nuzzle Anonymous and make up an excuse for doing so
>B: Sit there and do nothing
>C: Drape your hooves over his back
>D: Put your wing over Anonymous and pulls him closer to you
>E: Pull out the trump card and lick Anonymous' cheek
>F: Tell Luna that she's terrible for doing what she's trying to do

(C was chosen)


>You unfurl your wing and drape it over Anonymous.
>When you feel Anonymous' warmth within your wing you wrap it around him.
>When your feathers creep under him he looks to you
Anon: Celestia?
>Celestia: You seemed cold Anonymous. I know that it's getting to be around that time, the weather team for Canterlot will be making it snow within a few days. It will only get colder. I can't afford to let you come down with something.
Anon: Oh...well...thank you Celestia...it was getting sort of chilly.
>Celestia: You are quite welcome Anonymous.
>When Anonymous turns to face the movie you shoot your sister a smug grin.
>Beat that little sis
>Oh she tries, boy does she try
>Luna: My sister seems to forget that heat escapes through the head of a creature. Please allow us to fix her mistake.
Anon: huh?...Well....oh.
>Luna starts to nuzzle along Anonymous' cheeks and ears, when she finishes she looks over her handiwork.
>Luna: It appears as thou appreciates our work.
>Anon's cheeks are a bright shade of pink.
Anon: ....I...uh...thank you.
>Luna: No thanks necessary we were happy to assist.
>Anonymous turns back to the movie and she sticks her tongue out at you.
>You feel a muscle spasm occur around your left eye
>Now, how are you going to one up that?

>A: Leave it as it is and go back to watching the movie
>B: Tell Anonymous that Luna missed a spot, after that nuzzle his nose and give him a quick kiss.
>C: Let Luna win by leaving

(B was chosen)

>You've got an idea of what to do.
>You lean in and Anonymous looks up to you when your shadow blocks the screen.
>He turns in your wing in order to face you
>Celestia: It appears as though my sister missed two spots.
>You lean in and you nuzzle his nose
>Celestia: Here....and...
>You press your lips against his
>The two of you hold this for a moment
>You're surprised to find that he doesn't return your kiss
>You pull back and see the anger in Anon's face
>Celestia: Here?
>He looks to you, then to Luna's who had groaned in annoyance at the prospect of losing
Anon: Oh well that's nice. I guess I'm some plaything, that's cool.
>He crawls forward and out of your wing.
>When he gets off Luna's bed he turns to the two of you
Anon: Enjoy your movie
>He ends with a quick bow and heads for the door
>Celestia: Anon wait!
>He doesn't turn back as he opens and slams the door behind himself
>What was his deal? He had you and your sister fighting over him and yet he didn't want that?!
>Stallions would commit mass genocide in order to get the treatment the two of you just gave him
>What went wrong
>You turn to see Luna giggling before shaking her head at you
>Celestia: What, pray tell, is so funny Luna?
>Luna: Perhaps thou should properly word thine statements
>Celestia: What do you mean by that?
>Luna: Anonymous informed us of the events that occurred during our moon's cycle. Thou kissed thine human, then thou informed him that thine kiss was a lapse in judgement. You allowed thine human to believe that thou had no feelings of attraction towards him. Then thou dost this in our bed?
>You done goofed Celestia
>Luna: In thine words of Anonymous: Thou hast...Mcfucked up.

>A: Trot after Anonymous and fully explain yourself
>B: Let Anonymous cool off, watch the movie instead
>C: Let Anonymous cool off, contact Pinkie for the party later
>D: Find Anonymous and ask if there's something you can do to make up for what happened

(A was chosen)

>You get up and off of Luna's bed.
>Luna turns to look at you as you open her door
>Luna: Were is thou planning to go?
>Celestia: I'm going to have a quick word with Anonymous...let him know why I said what I said...I bucking knew I forgot to mention something.
>Luna: Art thou sure that is the best course of action? Anonymous may need some time alone, if he is angry then thou's efforts may be all for naught. Anger has a tendency to blind and deafen p0nies...we should know...
>Celestia: Luna dear, he has to listen to me. After all it is nothing more than a mistake that needs correcting. When I explain my error this should clear right up.
>And with the conversation over, you teleport out of your sister's room.
>Your destination: Anonymous' Room.
>You appear in a flash of brilliant light to find that his room is empty
>Celestia: Hmm...

>A: Check the gardens
>B: Check the wine cellar
>C: Check the front courtyard
>D: Wait in his room for him

(B was chosen)

>You think for a moment
>If you were shot down by a mare you liked and then unwittingly forced in to a game that made you feel used where would you be?
>Wine Cellar?
>Wine Cellar.
>Your horn emits its telltale glow before you cast another teleportation spell
>This time you end up in the Canterlot Castle Wine Cellars
>Bottles upon bottles of unopened wines sit in small individualized cubbies
>Such variety...
>They are only to be opened during special occasions
>The opening of a bottle catches your attention
Anon: Chteau Margaux...sounds fancy as fuck.
>You trot in the direction of the noise to find Anonymous standing in one of the various isles.
>You see the open bottle of Chteau Margaux in his hands
>Then you see the shattered glass by his feet
>Anonymous turns the bottle up you can hear him gulping down the drink from here
>One thing you're starting to wonder is how in Tartarus did he beat you here?

>A: Stay and approach Anonymous
>B: Leave him to his drink

(A was chosen)

>Celestia: Anonymous.
>As you trot over to him he turns to face you
Anon: Oh hey, where's Luna? Figured you guys would want to be together if you're going for round two.
>Celestia: Anon-
>He cuts you off
Anon: Do I need to cut out the middle man and just take my pants off now?
>Celestia: That's sil-
Anon: Cause if I'm gonna get fucked with I might as well get in the mindset right?
>he laughs before downing more of his wine
Anon: Aaaah, you have to forgive me for interrupting you Celly. I don't like being used you see. In fact it pisses me off because I had to deal with bullshit like that back on earth.
>Celestia: Yes I realize that.
Anon: Did you know I got a knife to the gut back on earth because my boss used me to get in with the wrong kind of people?
>Celestia: Yes I know you showed me the sca-
>Anon's yelling startles you
Anon: If you know then what the fuck possessed you to do that back in Luna's Room?!
>You take a deep breath, when you exhale Anon asks
Anon: Well?
>Celestia: Listen... I can understand why you're mad at me...
Anon: See that right there, funny thing I'm not that mad at you Celly. I'm mad at myself.
>Celestia:...what?
Anon: I mean first off how can I be so fucking stupid as to believe you actually liked me?
>Celestia: Anon I-
Anon: Secondly how can my stupidity leave me so blind as to not be able to tell when two princesses are treating me like some toy?
Celestia: Anon please give me a mom-
Anon: Here I thought you were guys were being nice, up until the nuzzling of course.
>Celestia: Anonymous are...
>You wait and see if he's going to cut you off again
Anon: Oh don't worry Celly I'm done. I bet you've got something to say too right? Something like you're sorry or you didn't mean it to go that far?
>He shoots you a cocky grin, he thinks he's right.
>You sigh before shaking your head
Anon: Oh, I'm wrong?
>Celestia: Yes...well...no...kind of. I'm sorry...
>Anon downs more of his wine as you speak
>Celestia: I'm sorry I didn't fully explain my reasoning for calling last night a mistake in your room.
>Anon stops drinking, he moves the bottle from his mouth
Anon: Hmm?
>Celestia: See...the reason why I said what I said...was because I didn't want you to think I was some kind of whorse...in fact I the last thing I wanted was for you to believe I had intentions of using you simply for physical pleasure...because I do like you Anon...a lot.
>Anonymous' cocky smile drops from his face
>Celestia: Whenever I have a day where I'm second guessing myself, who's there to help me see my choices through?
Anon: Your sister.
>You shake your head before pointing to him
>Celestia: Not just her Anonymous, you as well. If I've had a stressful day from running the kingdom who's around to help me sit back and relax?
Anon: Your sister
>Celestia: Anonymous I swear if you answer 'your sister' one more time I'm going to hurt you. Now, who have I been able to confide in for the last few months? And who in this wine cellar have I been completely honest with since day one? Final question, who helps me get through each day when my advisers and staff are too stupid to realize there's something wrong?
>Anonymous opens his mouth
>Celestia: Remember what I said Anon. I understand my sister's here for me whenever she can but she isn't the only one.
>He shuts his mouth
>Celestia: Good. I'm sure you're smart enough to realize that you are the answer to each and every question.
>He nods
>Celestia: Good, moving on. Now let me tell you why I acted like I did back in Luna's Room.
Anon: I'm all ears.
>Celestia: I wasn't using you...I was being impulsive and jealous.
>Anonymous' eyes widen in shock
Anon: Come again?
>Celestia: When I saw you and Luna together...I just got so angry...and I didn't want my sister to steal you away from me. So when she started acting all...close...and when she started smiling as if she won, I didn't want to give up. I'm not going to let my sister get what I want.
>Anonymous laughs
Anon: Looks like we both did something completely stupid.
>Celestia: Hmm?
Anon: You thought I'd have eyes for any mare other than you. Luna can't compare to your grace, your beauty...in my opinion...everything about you is just...better. No offense to her, I mean...she's nice, she's easy to talk to when she opens up, but she isn't you.
>You breathe a sigh of relief
>Celestia: Oh thank goodness...so you believe me.
>He nods
Anon: Yeah...and sorry about flying off the handle like that...I should have just let you explain yourself from the get go instead of just jumping to conclusions...
>You giggle
>Celestia: Sounds like something Twilight would write to me...perhaps you should start writing friendship reports for me as well.
>Anonymous shakes his head before walking over to you
Anon: Don't get ahead of yourself Princess...
>When he stands before you he asks
Anon: So...since we got that bit out of the way, what do you want to do? It's like...noon.
>Celestia: I have a few plans in mind Anonymous.
Anon: Well whatever you decide I'm with ya.
>Celestia: I know you are...

>END