Yesterday I was shown a livestream by a friend of mine. I then gave it to Soda here since I don't give a rusty fuck about Gorret (name a la Donte) and his terrible terrible game. Both friends then proceeded to tell me about different parts of the game much to my chargin, but it was Soda here that decided to take it to the TTLG forums and now here we are. I was also shown THIS thread for no real reason and after reading what little asinine text there is, I felt as if I needed to throw in some peanuts from the gallery. I was originally going to join the forums just to rip a new one on "Demonologist" here, but to join just to immediately shit on someone and then not really post again is kind of a dick move, so I have Soda here to do it for me. The rest of this post is directed towards Demonologist himself.

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 If I had the patience and the fucks to give, I would gladly dismantle and then promptly tear into every single sentence you have posted. However, I'm too lazy for that and will just tear into you as a whole. To put it short, you are stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid, INCREDIBLY stupid, and really god damned dumb.

 You have gone from trying to justify your terrible "purchase" with weak reasons ("I have money to burn" doesn't count, as burning a pile of money will actually last longer and give you warmth) to spewing shit that Soda does on his best day about transhuman propoganda or something equally stupid (I almost thought you were going to go tumblr on us.) Steam has a lot of dogshit in its catalog and you think this $50 turd is worth a pre-order still, even though anyone and everyone who's seen it hates it. I'm not entirely sure who would buy it, but "I have a lot of games in my backlog BETTER ADD ANOTHER" isn't exactly a reason to buy this game. You basically pre-ordered something you are garaunteed to never play or enjoy, but somehow find the need to argue with others trying to justify it. "And I'm not that much of a game buying type, either." Technically you can just pirate it, but advocating that isn't exactly a good thing. Back on topic, I just simply don't like you at all. From the very second I started to read your posts, I hated you. You are a pompous douchebag that is in constant denial trying to desperately defend it with whatever you can pull out of your ass.

 "Making a world better, heh... look at him, a fucking humble god hiding inside a human shell." At this point you are literally pulling shitty things out of your desperate sweaty ass to try and defend your viewpoints (whatever it may be at this point, you seem to dance around the issue and instead critisize others because "STOP TELLING ME I'M WRONG WAAAAH.") This is the truth: You bought a shitty game at full price and still think it's a good decision. You have no idea how wrong you are, and yet insist that you are in the right and claiming others are insulting you (while you are doing it yourself so the point is moot.) You have dug yourself into a hole and anything else you have written is complete bullshit. It is that simple to understand. You might as well stop posting, because nothing you can say could possibly redeem you in this incident. I'd go the extra mile to say your name is stupid but I would just be flinging shit at that point so I might as well not bother (but I'm including it anyway OOPS.)

 I'd say more but I'm gonna leave this unfinished, much like the game you think will actually be worth the wait. Even though no amount of makeup and sparkles and glitter will make dogshit look good. This game is dogshit, and so are your posts.

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 I'm going to slap soda in the face next time I see him for showing me this thread. I advise everyone here to spread word to everyone they know to NOT buy or even pirate this game, no matter how much they initially cared for it.