Minty Lewd

>The plan was brilliant
>No, not even brilliant. To call it merely brilliant would be an insult to… her brilliance!
>The plan was sublime. It was meticulously choreographed to the simplest details
>After months and months of careful infiltration, manipulation, espionage and covert operations by some of her best operatives, she had made it to Princess Celestia’s private chambers
>Blueprints and schematics of the castle were stolen, and, when her drones couldn’t find a suitable copy to steal, they were drawn up from memory and carefully measured
>Oh yes, the plan was perfect. The kind of plan that she had been dreaming of executing ever since she was a tiny changeling drone plotting against her own Hive Queen
>However, it all hinged on one tiny thing
>Transformation magic
>She couldn’t just step into Princess Celestia’s chambers and sit around
>Well, she /could/. She could snoop into the Princess’s private collection of books
>She could hide under the bed like a monster from a foal’s storybook, waiting to pounce
>She could even be particularly licentious and lay astride the bed, attempting to seduce the Princess in her own chambers
>Such a thought was interesting to ponder, but no. She had something else in mind
>She was sure that hiding under the bed would give her the surprise she needed, but how many would-be assassins hid under the bed, or behind drapes, dagger in hoof, and how many times had Celestia thwarted them because that was expected?
>Too many times, in her millennia-long lifespan, she was sure
>No, Chrysalis had something else in mind
>A transformation spell, and a poisoned ice cream
>It was well known that Celestia had a certain… affinity for sweets
>Indeed, the Princess was drawn to it like she herself was to Love
>But, she did not want to kill the Solar Regent
>Gods no, who knew what sort of chaos that would cause


>Equestria would most certainly suffer tremendous trauma, and then there would be a scarce amount of love to harvest
>No, the ice cream was laced with pheromones. Magically induced, and similar to the Want it, Need it enchantment
>A single taste would cause a deep trance, and a desire to consume more and more. With each bite, the trance would deepen, leaving the pony themselves open to any suggestions
>She had a few choice triggers to implant in the fair celestia’s head
>It all hinged on one thing;
>Well, two
>First; get into the chambers. Check
>Second; transform into something inconspicuous
>Say, an ice cream bowl
>Oh it sounded so devious and so perfect in her head
>She would be the ice cream bowl, contained within would be her marvelous, mind-melting mint creation
>Why oh why did she go through with it?
>The laws of transformation magic dictated that one could only transform into things of equal size
>A table or a bookcase even would have been fine
>But a bowl the size of her hoof?
>Something was bound to go wrong
>Something /did/ go horribly, horribly wrong
>And now, Queen Chrysalis stood in the centre of Princess Celestia’s personal chambers, her mint mane melting onto the carpet, and her chocolate body feeling extremely uncomfortable
>Yes, she had accidentally transformed into the very mixture she was attempting to feed to the Princess
>Her outer-layer of chitin was pure, dark chocolate
>Her mane was a flowing waterfall of green mint ice cream
>And it just wouldn’t stop melting!
>It just kept flowing, seemingly from nowhere
>Everytime she tried to curb the flow with magic, or, hell, even just vapourise it, it just came back!
>The same thing happened with her body
>When she tried stripping away the outer layer(the inner thankfully, had remained chitin), it just grew right back!
>She huffed in frustration, hurling a freshly-plucked piece of her chocolate carapace at the wall, where it shattered and fell onto the carpet with much tinkling
>”What am I going to do?!”


>She heard something that made her feel even colder
>Though that may have been the fresh flow of ice cream mane
>Hoofsteps
>Extremely close hoofsteps
>As though someone had just arrived outside the room
>Her eyes went wide in fear as a magical yellow aura gripped the door handle
>She did the only thing she could do in this situation
>She froze on the spot
>One part fear, one part foolish hope that she would see this as an elaborate prank
>As long as Chrysalis did not move
>Or… leak
>Though, there was a sizeable puddle already pooling beneath her
>She quickly fired up a spell as the door began to swing open
>She could hear the Princess’s regal voice fill the chamber
>She scooped up what had soaked into the carpet, and, with all her might, willed it to the first place she could think of
>Back on top of her head
>The door fully opened, and the Princess stepped into the room, with a smile on her face
>Until she locked eyes with Chrysalis
>’Oh gods! Oh gods! Oh gods! Oh gods! Oh gods!’
>She would have begun hyperventilating, had she the courage to even /breathe/
>The Princess let the door shut behind her, regarding the apparent confectionary with a curious and suspicious eye
>Suddenly, she began… to smile!
>The smiles turned into hearty chuckling
>”Luna has certainly outdone herself this time”
>She walked into the room proper, and began removing her royal regalia
>She stepped closer to the ‘fake’ Changeling Queen, and began scrutinising every detail
>”How did she even have the time to do this? It’s remarkable”
>She trailed off, walking around the Queen
>”Tsk, she could have at least put a mat down…” she muttered, stepping behind Chrysalis and avoiding the fresh pool of melted mint
>The Princess haphazardly gathered the entirety of Chrysalis’s tail in a magic spell and lifted the melting ice cream off, accidentally lifting her tail as well
>”Oh! Anatomically correct?”
>Chrysalis’ blush would have given her away had the chocolate not been hiding it
>”Well, I suppose there’s no harm in indulging”


>Wait, what?!
>She wasn’t really going to—
>She heard another magic spell, and felt something ‘brush’ through her tail
>Something unyielding, and firm
>Was it… was it a spoon?!
>”Mmm,”
>Yep. Yep it was a spoon.
>Celestia was eating her!
>Well, eating her tail
>Not like—SHUT UP!
>Chrysalis tried not to think those kinds of thoughts when the deity of the sun stood behind her haunches, snacking on her tail as though she were a tub of Häagen-Dazs
>Celestia took another spoonful, and ate it with another murmur of appreciation
>Wait, did the ice cream still have the enchantment?
>”Oh this is the best ice cream I’ve had for a long time”
>Well, either that or she was remarkably delicious
>’Stop thinking like that!’ the Queen chastised herself, feeling a stirring in her haunches that should not have been there
>She heard the clattering of the spoon
>She wanted so dearly to look back and see what was going on
>She felt a pair of hooves start touching her flanks
>She resisted the impulse to kick and buck
>The hooves trailed upwards to just between her wings, and they fluttered ever-so-imperceptibly
>There was a weight on her back now, like a pony had just mounted her
>Her heart beat ever faster
>’Surely’ she thought, ‘surely Celestia didn’t just—’
>A long, wet lick started at the base of her neck, and travelled all the way up to her ear
>Chrysalis couldn’t help herself
>She shivered and gasped as her ear was gripped between two sets of teeth
>However, this proved to be a mistake
>Celestia yelped in surprise and leapt off of the Queen
>Chrysalis wheeled around frantically
>”You’re real?!”
>Chrysalis smiled sheepishly
”Princess, I can explain”
>Celestia blinked a few times, as though trying to focus
”T-this is all just a misunderstanding!”
>The Princess’ eyes glazed over
>”A misunderstanding” she repeated
>Chrysalis nodded slowly, before a light went off in her head
>The ice cream was still enchanted

>”Yes” Chrysalis began. “You’re not meant to stop”
>”Not meant to stop?”
>The Queen nodded in affirmation
”You want to keep eating, yes?”
>”Keep eating”
>Another nod
>Oh this was perfect!
>All was not lost!
>Celestia took a shaky step forward, her brow furrowed as though she were still fighting back
>Chrysalis decided to add something new to the mix
>She turned around, presenting her rear to the Princess, and began swaying it back and forth hypnotically
”Keep eating”
>Celestia focused on her tail, or her backside, Chrysalis didn’t know
>And she didn’t care
>The plan was working!
>Albeit in a rather unconventional way
>She smiled to herself, positively giddy
>Oh, she could implant the idea to let her Changelings have the Southernmost territories
>Or she could open up legitimate trade agreements
>Granted, the second one would be easier to explain should she ever be found out
>Oh, maybe she could get Celestia to agree to more extreme terms
>Like an embassy in the Crystal empire
>An artifact powered by love would be extremely valuable to her and her changelings—
She felt something warm press against her thigh, slowly trawling upwards towards her flanks
>She shivered once more and let out a shaky moan
”W-what was that?”
>Celestia looked up, eyes completely unfocused and swimming
>”Mistress said keep going”
>Mistress?
>Oh that sounded nice
>Another lick—longer this time, closer to her core
>She bit down on her lip, tasting the chocolate coating
>That stirring from before was back with a vengeance
>She kept her eyes trained on the proud Celestia, presenting herself, face buried in her flank
>The sight alone caused heat to pool in her marehood
>Celestia licked fleetingly along her lips
>A thin trail of mint must have fell there immediately after, for the heat subsided and was replaced by almost painful cold
>It was a most pleasurable sensation

>Chrysalis felt lust, in both her and Celestia
>It was intoxicating and primal
>Love was their primary food source, it was what sustained them
>But lust was like a drug
>A sweet, guilty pleasure
>Seems like Celestia wasn’t the only one indulging
>Chrysalis’s eyes became half lidded as Celestia began licking around her flank, every now and then fluttering over the Queen’s moist sex
>Only one word came to her mind
”More”
>”More” Celestia echoed, attacking her marehood with abandon, and truly digging in
>Chrysalis half moaned, half yelped in pleasure at the oral assault
>Chrysalis could feel Celestia’s desire, and it was delicious
>The Queen felt herself lower down to the ground, tail flagging as Celestia barely gave her time to breathe
>Oh, she was skilled
>Every press, every stroke, every caress meant to tease and excite her more and more
>A flurry of gasps and moans poured forth and filled the room
>Celestia moaned herself, adjusting her position and placing her hooves over the Queen’s toned flanks, grabbing them as she dig her tongue as deep as it could go, as though she were trying to devour the queen herself
>Chrysalis could feel it, her release, coming like a great storm
>Building and building until
>She let out a scream, throwing her head back, her entire body spasming as she came
>Celestia murmured, gripped tighter, and accepted every ounce of her mistress’s essence
>She expertly let Chrysalis ride her high gently back to reality
>The Queen let her shaky legs give way, dropping to the floor with a splash
>She had certainly made a mess of Celestia’s quarters
>She rolled onto her back, looking up with a goofy smile
>The Princess did not share it
>”More”
>Chrysalis furrowed her brow
”Pardon?”
>Celestia pounced on the Queen’s prone body, pinning her down without much effort
>She drew her tongue along Chrysalis’s neck once again, stopping at her ear to nip and bite
>Chrysalis felt heat rush to her face again
>”I said more!” the Princess growled
>Gods have mercy
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