Deadmeat Chronicles: Meeting with Snuggle Wuggle

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>The tip of your attached horn is glowing as you try to figure out this mystery.
>You have brought back a tree rock.
>It isn’t as big as the ones the two legged monsters had but there are plenty around here.
>You have never really paid attentions to acorns before but you know the fluffy tailed monsters eat them so they must be nummies.
>You have brought one into your bush and have got a small stick from under a nearby tree.
>You have grabbed the stick in your mouth and have hit the rock several times.
>You have only managed to make your mouth sore and drive the tree rock into the ground.
>The two legged monsters broke one with a sorry stick, why can’t you?
>”Go way! Fwuffy owchie fwen! Gif owchies!”
>You hear a strange fluffy outside.
>You step out from your hidey hole and see a large earth fluffy pushing some of your fluffies.
>”Fwuffy smawty send fwuffy fo yo smawty! Whewe smawty!”
>Roseberry is trying to stand up to the intruder, “Yoo go way! Musta smawty nuu see dum dum fwuffy!”
>Several other fluffies are puffing their cheeks at the big earth fluffy.
>”Owchie fwen gif owchies!” He raises his hoof and Roseberry shrinks away.
>You quickly charge and push the fluffy down sending him rolling.
>”Yoo bad fwuffy! Yoo go way or Deadmeat gif big owchies!” You try to cause sparklies but the tip of your horn only glows.
>The earth fluffy jumps up and turns to face you, “FWUFFY GIF BIG OWCH-“
>He freezes when he sees you.
>”M-munsta fwuffy?” He starts to walk backward.
>You see the small scar on his shoulder.
>”Yoo bad fwuffy Deadmeat gif owchies too.”
>He tries to stand in front of you, his legs shaking, “Fwuffy haf herd noa… New smawty wan yoo to go to smawty…”
>”Why smawty wan Deadmeat?” You step closer.
>He stammers and looks at his shoulder still backing up.
>He turns and runs, “Ahhhh! Munsta fwuffy get fwuffy!”
>You watch as he waddles away.
>He runs toward Snuggle Wuggle’s area.
>You lower your head and start to walk that way.
>Three fluffies and Roseberry fall behind you.
>Roseberry seems agitated, “Dat meanie fwuffy pwace… dey gif Wosebewwy owchies…”
>You keep walking.
>You hear Snuggle Wuggle screaming, “YOO BAD FWUFFY! GIF BAD FWUFFY OWCHIES NOA!”
>You keep walking, your little band right behind you.
>You walk around a tree and see a female Pegasus fluffy and four fluffies giving owchies to the fluffy who just ran away.
>They are stomping on him and nipping his nose and ears.
>”Why yoo wan Deadmeat!?” You yell at the smarty.
>The blue green Pegasus with the green mane looks at you surprised, “Yoo hewe!?”
>She composes herself and shouts at the fluffies beating the running fluffy.
>”Owchie fwens!”, they continue kicking and biting the crying fluffy. “OWCHIE FWENS!”
>They stop and look at her.
>”Get wif smawty!”
>”Fwuffy gif owchies! Speshul huggie noa?”, “Fwuffy gud fwuffy!”, “Gif owchies wike smawty wan!”, “Who dat?”
>The four fluffies turn and see you and freeze, “Dat munsta smawty!”
>Snuggle Wuggle snaps, “Behin smawty noa!”
>You stand face to face with her, four fluffies behind her and four fluffies behind you.
>The fluffy the others beat gets up and runs off screaming.
>You stare down your enemy, “Yoo bad fwuffy!”
>She sneers back.
>The fluffies behind you start to puff their cheeks and give raspberries.
>The fluffies behind her do the same.
>Roseberry lowers her head and stares at the fluffy across from her and says, “New fwen? Wan hugs?”
>He trots out, “Yay! New fwen!”
>Him and her start to hug and giggle.
>You and your opponent see this.
>Snuggle Wuggle starts to shout, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Yoo get no speshul huggie! Get back behin smawty!”
>The offending fluffy jumps back, “Nuuu! Pwease nuu take way speshul huggies. Fwuffy gud fwuffy!”
>You face off again, you with three fluffies behind you and her with five fluffies behind her.
>”Snuggle Wuggle smawty of all tings! Yoo herd bewong Smawty noa!”
>”Nuu! Deadmeat bewong to Deadmeat, nuu be yoo herd!” You stomp.
>”Yoo meanie fwuffy! My owchie fwuffies gon gif owchies to all yoo bad meanie fwuffies!”
>”Yoo weave Deadmeat awone or gif yoo big owchies.”
>She almost falters but swells up.
>”Yoo bad fwuffy. Twy gif smawty speshul hugs and yoo nuu take. Yoo nuu join herd, haf gif bad owwies!”
>You look behind snuggle wuggle, “Why fwen ofer der?”
>Snuggle Wuggle turns around to see Roseberry standing their puffing her cheeks.
>”Why yoo der dum dum fwuffy! Yoo go way!”, she yells at Roseberry.
>Roseberry jumps back, “Ahh! Meanie fwuffy! Hewp!”
>She turns and runs crying and screaming.
>SnuggleWuggle shouts at her, “Dum dum fwuffy, dat to smawty herd! Yoo go yoo herd!”
>Roseberry stops and looks around, when she sees you she runs and starts to hide behind you.
>Feeling safe she sticks her tongue out at Snuggle Wuggle then falls in behind you.
>You two face off again.
>You lock eyes with the smarty, “Yoo twy make Deadmeat do wha Deadmeat nuu wan do… yoo bad fwuffy.”
>She starts to stomp her feet angrily.
>”GIF BAD FWUFFY OWCHIES!”
>Her owchie fluffies charge forward.
>The three male fluffies behind you charge as well while Roseberry jumps behind you.
>A very large earth fluffy runs from behind Snuggle Wuggle straight at you.
>You lower your horn at the charging fluffy and charge yourself.
>He dodges and tries to push you down.
>You buck him in his belly pushing him away.
>One of your fluffies meets one of hers and they give each other a push.
>They both stare at each other shocked.
>They both bust out crying calling each other meanie.
>The others grab each other and roll around trying to nip at each other.
>Snuggle Wuggle focuses on Roseberry, “Smawty onwy giwl fwuffy! Yoo go way!”
>Roseberry starts to run away from the female smarty.
>Snuggle Wuggle is too fast and keeps nipping Roseberry’s tail causing her to yelp each time.
>The large earth fluffy is back and up coming at you.
>You face him both of you trying to nip the others one’s nose.
>He lunges trying to push you down.
>You dodge but he is beside you now.
>He bites your tail and starts to pull you.
>You yell in pain as he drags you across the ground.
>The two crying fluffies are hugging each other to make the other feel good.
>The other four have broken up and now your two fluffies are fighting and her two fluffies are fighting.
>Rose berry is laying on the ground with her hooves over her eyes crying.
>Snuggle Wuggle is biting her ears.
>The fluffy dragging you jumps up and starts to stomp your ribs.
>The pain is intense with each stomp.
>You grit through the pain and turn your head hitting the earth fluffy’s shoulder with your horn cutting it.
>The earth fluffy stumbles back looking at his shoulder, “Ahhh! Boo boo juice!”
>You jump up quickly and buck him in his injury knocking him down.
>His leg spasms from the pain, “Ahhh! Fwuffy hewt! Fwuffy nee huggies! Ahhh-“
>He cuts off as you buck him hard in his pee pee place.
>He freezes in pain.
>You buck him again for good measure.
>You leave him frozen in pain.
>You focus on Snuggle Wuggle.
>She doesn’t see you coming when you run up and push her down.
>She lets out a cry as she rolls.
>You run up and start to stomp her ribs.
>The two fluffies still fighting from her side see you.
>They stop what they are doing and charge you, “Dun hewt smawty meanie musta!”
>They charge you, your two fluffies are still booping each other’s noses crying as they trade boops.
>You stop your assault on the rival smarty to handle the two charging fluffies.
>You boop on his nose hard knocking him down, boo boo juice flows freely from your hit.
>The other tried to push you but is so scared that he barely manages to make your fluff move.
>You quickly buck him in his face knocking him on his back.
>you jump and land on his tummy causing him to yelp in pain and squirt a stream of shit out behind him.
>The stream hits the large earth fluffy full on covering him.
>He cries quietly muttering , “Nuu smeww pwetty…”
>You run back and start to stomp Snuggle Wuggle in her ribs again.
>”Yoo bad fwuffy! Yoo meanie to Deadmeat! Deadmeat twy stay way! Yoo twy gif Deadmeat owchies!”
>”Meanie! Meanie! Meanie!” you finish and step back huffing.
>Snuggle Wuggle lays on the ground and lets out a painful whine.
>The fluffy who you booped his noses gets up and staggers toward his downed smarty.
>”Fwuffy gif speshul huggies… make smawty feew betteh…”
>he starts to climb on top of her and unsheathe.
>”Fwuffy gud fwuffy… gif speshul huggie noa…”
>Snuggle Wuggle gives a vicious kick with her hind leg kicking the mounted fluffies pee pee place.
>She kicks the head of it causing it to fold, looking like she kicked it right back into the mounted fluffy.
>He falls to the side balling up trying to cover his now injured fluffy sex tool.
>”Nuuuu! Why smawty hewt pee pee pwace! Am gud fwuffy, why pee pee owchies! Waahhhh!!”
>He burst out crying as Snuggle Wuggle sits up and stares at you.
>She is huffing in pain and just yells angrily in your face.
>She seesm to be thinking as three of  her fluffies limp in behind her.
>All crying at getting owchies.
>The one that was hugging your fluffy earlier has taken up playing chase with him and giggling.
>Roseberry runs up to your fighting fluffies and tells them to stop.
>Snuggle Wuggle is studying you, “Yoo stwong fwuffy… why yoo nuu join Snuggle Wuggle…”
>”Snuggle Wuggle will be big smawty…” she huffs a bit more, “Nee stwong fwuffy to be biggest smawty…”
>She stares a bit more then looks at the trees, “Big bwue uppy pwace change soon…”
>Suddenly she freezes and a smile creeps across her face.
>She stands up, “Snuggle Wuggle win! Am biggest smawty! Yoo dum dum smawty!”
>She yells out a decree to her fluffies, “Nuu mo smawty huggies! Will gif dem later!”
>One of her fluffies starts to get angry, “Nuu! Fwuffy get owies fo smawty! Wan smawty speshul huggie!”
>She turns and points to the offending fluffy, “Gif him big owchies noa or nuu speshul huggies efeh!”
>Without hesitation the other two fluffies jump the out spoken fluffy and start to stomp and bite him.
>”Bad fwuffy!”, “Nuu fwuffy sowwy, nuu wan speshul huggie no mo!”, “Gif owchies! Gif owchies!”
>He is quickly pushed to the ground and starts to cry at the assault of his herd mates.
>She turns and stares at you again, “Yoo dum dum fwuffy! Snuggle Wuggle get meanie fwuffy!”
>Roseberry snaps back, “Nuu! Yoo dum dum fwuffy! Munsta smawty gudest smawty!”
>You stomp your hoof, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Go way!”
>Snuggle Wuggle turns and walks past the beaten fluffy, her two fluffies following her.
>”Snuggle Wuggle be biggest smawty.”
>You turn and walk back to your area with five fluffies in tow.
>”Yay! Fwuffy win! Gif owchies to bad fwuffies!”
>You stride back to your area certain you have stopped encroachment from Snuggle Wuggle’s herd.
>You make a huge play date in celebration.