"Speedart" Rigon? Lol

I'm not good when it comes to explaining or just giving you the details so please bare with me and try to understand lol? :\

http://allied-gamers.com/index.php?topic=8714.msg90726#msg90726 -Click my name "Tiki #Sway" to view my forums profile

I want a banner and signature design with a theme background / textures (for the text?) that'll flow with my profile aside from the request

I'm not good when it comes to one word or more/mix theme so I'll be more comfortable with your suggestion of design

Banner dimensions: 1314x320 The height can be smaller depending on the size of the text
Banner text: [Allied-Gamer] Tiki #Sway
Small text above Allied-Gamer: Since 2012
Extra text below Tiki #Sway: STEAM_0:0:80109076

Signature text: [AG] Tiki #Sway
Text below it: "You shouldn't be afraid of death because it's just like the way life was before you were born"

I'll be more comfortable of your suggestions on the dimensions, fonts, and colors

Here's a cool Speed-art video that might be reliable on understanding what I want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MX-WCfKPqA