Twitter Manifesto ww

I've been seeing a lot of what's going down on Twitter lately and while I've never been one to wade into the fray, I just feel like I have to get something off my chest. This is for me, but I'm hoping that at least one person will see it and find some clarity or comfort. This has been mounting for a long time, and no one thing set it off, but I have to say this and now is the time: The St Louis Cardinals are the most ridiculous horseshit club in the history of any professional baseball league, and that includes most fictional clubs and the Portland Mavericks. I would delineate the reasons but I really don't need to because if I did the one that would immediately become apparent is an innocent, manufactured obliviousness to why anyone could possibly think that the club is horseshit. So skip that. Let's talk about happier things. Like how if I could buy the team, I would put a mural of Will Clark taking on Ozzie Smith and Jose Oquendo at second base, with Candy Maldonado coming in with a flying punch. I would commission a statue of Tony La Russa passed out face down in a plate of mashed potatoes and put it on the third base side of home plate so that players would have to step over it every time they scored a run. I would pay science to resurrect Stan Musial and then pay him to hold a pregame ceremony in which he paints a picture of Mark McGwire in a diaper, and I'd pay Mark McGwire to pose live for it. I'd unearth a diary of Curt Flood in which he explained that he tried to advance labor rights for all players "except the horseshit Cardinals, myself included." I'd officially change Hornsby's famous answer to "Stare out the window and hate the fucking Cardinals." And I'd pay Ken Burns to clarify that they were called the Browns because Comiskey refused to wash their uniforms even when they shat themselves and everyone just kind of went along with it. I would pay Arnold Vouga to sing the National Anthem and then announce that he wasted his life. And then I'd agree, once MLB came after me, to sell the team on the condition that the Cardinals move to the AL and the Astros move back. Anyway, I just wanted to put that out there. I'm not deactivating, because I think my tweets should stay out the re, keep me honest,. But I might not be around for awhile. That's all Much love for you all. Keep i treal.