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- >Day 13 in Equestria.
- >It was closing in on two weeks since you landed in this weird ass place.
- >Though the first week and a half was essentially a blur in your mind.
- >Jolted out of sleep, you had assumed it had been an earthquake, or some sort of cataclysmic event.
- >Things tumbling off shelves, clattering to the ground in a heap.
- >But your first reaction was to haul ass to the garage, worried about your baby.
- >As soon as the shaking stopped, you were out of the house and headed toward the garage.
- >Not even noticing the multi-colored talking “p0nies,” as they introduced themselves later.
- >Heaving the sliding door open, your fears were realized.
- >Shit was piled all over your pride and joy.
- >Her metallic purple paint dented and chipped in areas.
- >Windshield scarred with an ugly spider web.
- >And the massive spoiler that took two years to find bent in the middle.
- >You had spent years piecing together the Plymouth Superbird that was your baby.
- >And it took only 45 seconds to undo all that hard work.
- >To say the p0nies gathered around were confused as to what was going on was an understatement.
- >Startled and nervous when you started screaming and throwing out swear words left and right.
- >But two or your soon-to-be closest friends approached you anyways, albeit cautiously.
- >A blue pegasus with wild rainbow striped mane and tail who was fittingly named Rainbow Dash.
- >And a purple “alicorn,” as you soon found the term to be, named Twilight Sparkle.
- >Introductions didn’t go well, to say the least.
- >Between the nonstop screaming and relentless circling of your car, Twilight couldn’t get a word in at all.
- >That was when you found out this world had magic.
- >You felt like someone was holding your lips together, and holding your feet in one place.
- >It was then you realized you weren’t on Earth anymore.
- >And promptly passed out.
- >“….Twilight, did you shut him up or suffocate him?”
- >You could hear voices again, and slowly woke back up, still in a bit of a haze.
- >“Rainbow, if I had suffocated him, he wouldn’t be waking back u - he’s coming to!”
- >Getting your bearings, you could see you were still in front of your garage, on the ground.
- >With these two….. things looking at you, cracking nervous smiles.
- >“Now that you aren’t screaming anymore, I’m Twilight Sparkle and this is Rainbow Dash, and since you clearly are from…. I don’t know where, let me formally introduce you to Equestria!”
- >You rubbed your eyes and took a hard look around at all the talking things that had gathered around.
- “Yeah, this doesn’t look much like Earth, unless I woke up drugged in Japan. God damn the Japanese are weird.”
- >The two in front of you exchanged confused glances.
- >“I can’t say I’ve ever heard of Earth before, nor Japan,” Twilight said.
- >“That’s a first, I would have figured one of your thousands of books you bury yourself in would have something about this,” Rainbow chipped in.
- >Twilight shot the other mare an angry glare, then turned back to you with a softer expression.
- >“So, why were you screaming nonstop, and what is that….. thing in the building?”
- >You had an urge to go through all the details of your Superbird, but these p0nies wouldn’t have a clue >what you were rambling on about.
- “It’s a car, we use them for transportation where I’m from, humans - which is what species I am - aren’t all that quick on our feet, so it helps us get places faster. And landing here damaged it some, which is why I was flipping out.”
- >Twilight perked up,
- >“So how does it work, can you show me? I mean, if you want, you don’t have to if you aren’t >comfortable..”
- >Holy shit those puppy dog eyes she was giving you were killer.
- “If you can help me get all this shit off her, I will gladly show you.”
- >Twilight jumped into a frenzy of levitating all the junk out of the garage.
- >This time Rainbow Dash’s interest was caught.
- >“Wait, that “car” is a she? It doesn’t look alive to me.”
- >Well, this is awkward.
- “No, it’s a machine, people where I am from tend to refer to things like this with gender pronouns when we have grown attached to them.”
- >Rainbow looked a little puzzled at that answer.
- >“Uh, okay then…. So how fast does this thing go?”
- >You grinned. You were hoping for a question like that.
- >Twilight was just finishing up the last of the garage clearing.
- “You’re about to find out.”
- >It was about then a blinding white flash appeared out of nowhere, scaring the crap out of you.
- >Took a while to finally get your sight back, and where the flash has been stood two p0nies much larger than any of the others gathered around.
- >One was stark white, with an odd, pastel colored flowing mane.
- >The other, a bit smaller, was deep blue with a mane that seemed to be a piece of the night sky.
- >Both alicorns, just like Twilight, you’d find out later. But in the meantime, both obviously were of some sort of royalty, judging by the crowns and the fancy jewelry.
- >Twilight made a beeline for the white alicorn, completely ecstatic.
- >“Princess Celestia, I didn’t expect to see you today, we haven’t prepared for a visit! Nor you Princess Luna, also good to see you!”
- >Celestia looked up from Twilight, right at you.
- >OH SHIII-
- >“I understand there was some sort of an odd visitor already today, I can see.”
- >You grinned and waved sheepishly. This wasn’t pants-shittingly nerve-wracking at all.
- >You glanced at the other alicorn, Luna. She cracked a sly smile, making you even more uncomfortable.
- >Twilight gasped as the white alicorn slowly strode towards you.
- >“I was going to send a letter, I just got so caught up introducing him to our world and - wait, how did you know this happened?”
- >Celestia smiled at the nervous purple p0ne. Then at you again.
- >“I could hear the screaming all the way to Canterlot.”
- “Um, sorry about that, I was kinda a bit in a daze.”
- >Surprisingly, no one here seemed incredibly suspicious of you, mainly just curious.
- >That was more than a relief, you didn’t see living in a prison as a good time. Especially not the rape.
- >Luna cracked her silence as well as your daze.
- >“We are curious as to what you are, in addition to your name.”
- >Huh. You just realized you hadn’t even mentioned to anyone your name yet.
- “Oh yeah, I forgot. Name’s Anonymous, but I prefer Anon. And I‘m a human.”
- >You felt an odd tingling sensation in your head and chest at that point, which quickly disappeared. The two royals turned around and had a quiet conversation.
- >Well, this is it. Time to get the soap on a rope ready, you figured.
- >Celestia turned around, sporting a warm smile that broke your feeling of dread.
- >“Allow my sister, Princess Luna, and I, Princess Celestia, to formally welcome you to Equestria. Our home is your home.”
- >You realized you hadn’t taken a breath since the two had turned around. You found yourself letting out a long exhale.
- >Everyone else gathered broke their silence to voice their approval, as well as undoubtedly release any tension they felt.
- “Um, thanks. You all seem very open to strangers, I’m rather flattered. Can’t say I was expecting that.”
- >“Let us or Princess Twilight know if you need anything, we will be in contact for further questions and study about your fascinating world and people.”
- >Twilight blushed heavily at the mention of her apparent title. Apparently all alicorns were royalty.
- >You’d eventually catch up on the history of this place at a later date.
- >“We do have to ask, what is it you were, as you say “flipping out” about? You seem quite calm about being here, we believe it must have been something else.
- >Damn, Luna seemed to be good at reading people.
- >And her odd style of dialect was kind of funny.
- >You quickly made a recap of what you had told everyone else, up to the point where you had planned to show off the Superbird.
- >Luna seemingly let it all sink in, keeping a straight emotionless face, before cracking that sly smile again.
- >“We would be most interested in seeing this piece of technology in action.”
- >With that, you slowly rolled the ‘Bird out into the light, everyone giving you space, albeit barely.
- >She wasn’t quite as bad as she had looked in the garage, but it didn’t matter. Not like you had all the tools you needed to fix it.
- >You popped the hood to make sure everything was situated underneath.
- >While from the outside the Superbird looked stock, you had take “liberties” on many other items.
- >She was in fact, a bit more race bred; a cross between street, and what she had been built for, the high bank ovals.
- >Heavy duty suspension, tubed frame, and that orange beast topped with a NASCAR style intake and 4 barrel carb.”
- >Yup, that thing’s got a Hemi.
- “Alright everyone, this thing is going to be a bit loud, so be prepared. And make a bit more room so I can actually drive it.”
- >Everyone cleared the dirt road that ran through the area.
- >Everyone except Twilight, Rainbow, and oddly enough, Luna.
- “Are you sure you want to be this close, guys?”
- >Rainbow scoffed at your inquisition.
- >“Hey, you seem to be pretty sure this thing is quick, I wanna see what you got!”
- >The other two rolled their eyes with a smile. Apparently Rainbow was known for her competitive side.
- >Twilight was the next to pipe up with her reasoning.
- >I want to understand how it works, I’m not going to be able to study it well unless I’m up close to it.”
- >Figures she’d be in nerd mode, from what you had experienced so far.
- >But Luna was quiet, you weren’t sure what to make of her.
- “Alright then, suit yourself.”
- >You hopped in and twisted the key.
- >After a bit of her bitching and whining which was beginning to embarrass you, the ‘Bird roared to life.
- >Despite your warnings, you still scared the shit out of everyone, the throaty growl sounding like a mad predator to them, no doubt.
- >Before the three nearest to you could take to the sky, you jammed the shifter into first and matted it.
- “Try to keep up!”
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