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- >'I submit! Please, stop!'
- >You chuckle and close off the flood, straightening your posture
- "So, what's your name?"
- >'I don't want--'
- "I'm gonna name you Chungus."
- >'No thank you.'
- >Fluttershy hides behind her hair, mumbling. "Anon, what's happening?"
- >You barely hear it, but you pull her face out from behind her mane, and apologetically smile.
- "I'm not sure myself, but don't worry. Hey Chungus, mind talking out loud so she can hear too?"
- >
- "Listen you little gobshite don't make me take out the porn again."
- >Fluttershy gasped. "The what?!"
- >"No, don't!" You felt your mouth moving again, always a strange sensation. "I just...have difficulty revealing myself."
- >You shudder involuntarily. "It feels unnatural."
- "So how the hell did you get in my head?"
- >"I think you've got it backwards. I woke up here. You must have posessed me."
- "Unless you're a jar, no. You're not a jar, are you?"
- >"No. I've never been a jar in my life."
- "You should try it. It's pretty fun!"
- >"No."
- "Yes!"
- >"What? No."
- "Are you calling me a liar?!"
- >He sighed and raised your hoof to your forehead, rubbing it. "Look, just get out."
- "Fuck you! It's my body!"
- >Your eye twitched. "No. It's not."
- >In an instant, you shift your right arm into a crossbow, directing it at your skull
- "You wanna bet on that shit?"
- >"WHAT THE FUCK"
- >You start laughing and he shifts it back into a hoof, black and shiney, with several holes
- >He quickly shifts it back into your hyena pattern and goes silent, as if hoping she didn't see that.
- >Fluttershy's pupils shrank, and she started shivering again
- >'Shit.'
- "Shit."
- >Her mouth started moving, though no sound escaped
- >You step forward.
- "Hey..."
- >Her ears fold and she steps back.
- "Right. Shitface, go home. Fluttershy, I'll be getting Twilight."
- >Shitface slithers off you on to the floor and winds up her, and she silently nods, running back to the cottage.
- "You really blew that shit. You're a changeling?"
- >You took flight and turned around, gliding over the road. Every now and then you started to lose it, but never crashed
- >You recieve no response, and sigh.
- "Look, if you're going to be a little bitch about this, at least have the god damn common courtesy to show me your porn back."
- >'I've grown to hate you in the twelve hours I've known you.'
- "Can changelings feed on hate? Maybe I can get you obese enough to die."
- >'Can you stop speaking out loud of this?'
- "You realize that because you said that now I have to tell everyone I come across that I'm sharing a body with a changeling, right?"
- >He rolled your eyes. 'Yeah, right.'
- >As soon as you get into town, you walk up to Bonbon.
- "Hey. I'm sharing a body with a changeling."
- >You feel your heart start to beat faster.
- >Bonbon raises an eyebrow. "What?"
- >In a blast of green fire, you turn into a exoskeleton'd shiney black bugpone, complete with a dozen holes throughout your legs
- >Her eyes twitch
- >"I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that."
- >She walks away, a orange falling out the back of her saddlebag
- >She doesn't bother to pick it up
- >You don't even hear the sound of it hitting the dirt--your heart is pounding far too loudly in your ear
- >Eventually, he shifts you back into your old self and gaspes for breath, falling to the ground
- >'Never fucking do that again. Holy shit. Hoooly shit.'
- 'Oh no. You activated my asshole card. I'm commited to telling EVERYONE in town about you.'
- >He was quite for a moment, breathing heavily. Eventually it calmed down. 'Alright. What do you want?'
- 'Tell me everything. Your name, your origin, your worst pony--ESPECIALLY worst pony. In fact answer that first.'
- >'Twilight Sparkle. She nearly killed my mother.'
- 'We'll get along just fine, Chungs.'
- >'No we wont.'
- 'Fuck off you meaty Chunder.'
- >You stand up, trotting forward.
- 'So, what's your name?'
- >'My name is D'zir--'
- 'Are you fucking serious, Chungus?'
- >'What?' He slowly responds.
- 'You took that question at face value. Ugh. I have a lot of work to do.'
- >'For what purpose?'
- >You grin.
- 'I'm going to make you my bitch, Chungie-boy. By my estimates we have anywhere from three to seven days before this shit pans out.'
- >You feel a vein in your forehead pump faster, and your teeth clench together.
- 'So how'd you get to being a jar?'
- >'I'm not a jar. I have no idea why I'm in here with you. I don't care why.'
- 'Apathy is death.'
- >You feel him about to mount a response, before he lets it go and slumps in the back of your mind
- >By the time you make it to the castle, it's starting to get dark
- >You start to reach for the handle, and see a note on the door
- >It just says 'no'
- >You start to raise your hoof to the door again, and the note falls off, revealing another note.
- >'NO.'
- "Tch."
- >'I don't think we should be here.'
- "Yeah, we probably shouldn't do that-OH WAIT, this is literally HER FUCKING FAULT."
- >The sarcasm dripping from your voice in the first half was matched only by your rage in the second
- >'There's not much we can do to help this--'
- >You press your hoof to the handle. It's locked, of course, but you're OP as shit now so it shouldn't be too hard
- >Your hoof melts into a viscous liquid and sinks inside the keyhole, pressing into each of the tumblers and pushing them back
- >Eventually you turn it, and the door pops open.
- >Walking in, it's pretty close to pitch black
- >It never gets that dark at night, thanks to Luna, but the dusty old windows and the cold stone does wonders to suck out the light
- 'Hey, you got a light?"
- >'Not as a pegasus I don't.'
- 'Faggots. Changelings are unimaginative faggots.'
- >You morph your chest into a glass case, setting a magical fire in it bright enough to light your way
- >It tickles like fuck, but better than stumbling in the dark and stubbing your ethereal toes. Or hoof. Whatever
- >You don't trust your skills enough to fly inside, but you still idly extend and flap your wings every now and then
- >It still all feels new enough to be novel, though you realize you must look like a crackhead with how much you fidget
- >Once you navigate your way to her bedroom, you knock on the door
- >There's light coming from below the door, so you assume she was still awake
- >After a few moments, she opens the door. "Spike, wha--..."
- >she stared at you, with a staring face that merely said to you that she had transcended above and beyond the emotion of anger
- "You fucked up."
- >"I've spent the last two weeks babysitting you. How did I mess up?"
- "I'm not me. I'm still someone else."
- >She sighed and sat down. "I'm really trying, Anon. I am. But you have to stop being so inconsiderate with your 'pranks'."
- "No. I'm not joking. I'm still sharing with someone."
- >"No, Anon. No you aren't. I don't want to hear it."
- "Come on, Chungus, tell her."
- >
- "Chungles, I swear to Danny Elfman if you don't tell her I'm going to go apeshit on you.'
- >
- >Twilight sighed. "Go home, Anon."
- >She closed the door.
- >'I want to kill her.'
- 'Hey now. I want to shove her face in a puddle of her own magic dog piss like the bitch she is, but kill her?'
- >He grunts and starts walking you back out. passing the occasional mirror, statue, or suit of armor like the fucking playset this is
- >'She's most the reason we've been starving for so long. There is nothing I would like more than her suffering.'
- 'Hey now!'
- >'Anon, stop this childish bullsh--'
- >You stop and look into a mirror
- "Shhh. Shh. Hey now. Hey."
- >You put a hoof to your reflection's lips.
- "Hey now. You're an all star. Get your game on. Get laid."
- >You feel a vein in your forehead burst, discoloring your head like a bruise
- >
- >"Uhh, Anon?" Spike's voice sounded unsure, even frightened.
- "Sup, dragonbro?"
- >"Why are you in our house?"
- "I wanted to watch Twilight sleep with you."
- >
- "I mean, both of us watching Twilight sleep. It'd be kind of awkward the other way that sentence was going."
- >"Uh..."
- "What I'm saying is that it would be awkward if you fucked while I was watching."
- >
- "Just incase you didn't catch my meaning."
- >
- "Anyways I'm going to hold Twilight down and force her to use her horn on me."
- >You walk down the stairs and out of the house, readying your wings.
- >'What the fuck are you?'
- 'You know how Changelings feed on love and happiness? I feed on making people uncomfortable.'
- >'Why? WHY do you have to act like this?! Why are you so insistant on standing out like this?!'
- >You take flight, raising up to the upper level's windows
- 'You're really being conformist on my mojo, man. It's like you're a socialist communist stallinist marxist facist SS gestapo nazi hitler nazi."
- >'None of that means anything!'
- >You float up to Twilight's window, and quietly slide it open as she's engrossed in a book.
- >You land as softly as possible, walking up behind her.
- >She's reading some teen fiction bullshit. What a womanchild.
- "Celestia would be disappointed in you reading this shit-tier smut."
- >Twilight slowly turned to you, the bones in her neck grinding like age-old stone wheels
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