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  1. Teumessian Fox: are you still in the millitary?
  2. AoG: no
  3. AoG: was i ever?
  4. Teumessian Fox: do you have money?
  5. AoG: No
  6. AoG: :(
  7. AoG: you wanted me to buy you a game or something?
  8. Teumessian Fox: no m8
  9. Teumessian Fox: worse than that
  10. Teumessian Fox: you remember Momo?
  11. AoG: Uhh
  12. AoG: can't say I do
  13. AoG: What happened anyway
  14. Teumessian Fox: well she got kidnapped
  15. Teumessian Fox: and then I don't know what happened
  16. Teumessian Fox: basically they couldn't fuck or attack her because she
  17. Teumessian Fox: had a chip
  18. Teumessian Fox: and I believe it was you and jones's idea
  19. AoG: Well
  20. AoG: Jones as in howard jones?
  21. Teumessian Fox: yes
  22. AoG: Let me ask him if we did something like that
  23. Teumessian Fox: try
  24. Teumessian Fox: to ask
  25. Teumessian Fox: normally
  26. Teumessian Fox: don't just
  27. Teumessian Fox: paste shit around
  28. Teumessian Fox: try to like
  29. Teumessian Fox: make him remember
  30. Teumessian Fox: like it's a casual conversation
  31. Teumessian Fox: I'll pay you if you find any info on what happened to Momo
  32. Teumessian Fox: with real money
  33. AoG: You are overestimating me tho
  34. Teumessian Fox: I'm not
  35. AoG: I seriously don't remember anything
  36. Teumessian Fox: what about jones
  37. AoG: Where are you both from
  38. Teumessian Fox: he's peruvian I think
  39. Teumessian Fox: but moved to america somehow
  40. AoG: right
  41. AoG: Well I live in Mexico and Howard Is from Canada so how are we going to do that, huh?
  42. Teumessian Fox: the secret agency
  43. AoG: As much as I probably hated him or her
  44. Teumessian Fox: that I am supposed to own
  45. Teumessian Fox: you sold them
  46. AoG: AoG: Dude
  47. AoG: Do you remember some momo bitch?
  48. I'M HOWARD JONES.: your buddy?
  49. I'M HOWARD JONES.: the autist?
  50. AoG: Was she my buddy
  51. AoG: dude i don't remember
  52. I'M HOWARD JONES.: yes
  53. AoG: From where she was my friend?
  54. AoG: Do you remember from where she was my friend
  55. I'M HOWARD JONES.: why would i
  56. AoG: Well you know she was my friend
  57. I'M HOWARD JONES.: i thought you said it was some dude pretending to be a girl
  58. AoG: right
  59. Teumessian Fox: that aside
  60. AoG: I'M HOWARD JONES.: i did
  61. I'M HOWARD JONES.: but it wasnt some 30 year old man pretending to be a girl online
  62. AoG: Yeah me too
  63. Teumessian Fox: exactly
  64. Teumessian Fox: she's a blonde girl
  65. Teumessian Fox: and she is tall as fuck
  66. AoG: from peru and blonde
  67. Teumessian Fox: nope
  68. Teumessian Fox: american
  69. AoG: You said she was peruvian
  70. Teumessian Fox: no
  71. Teumessian Fox: I said jones had peruvian ancestry and moved to canada somehow
  72. AoG: A racist like him being peruvian would be hilarius
  73. AoG: Well look
  74. Teumessian Fox: yes
  75. Teumessian Fox: because that's exactly why
  76. AoG: I honestly don't remember anything at all, I don't remember Momo and I don't remember you either
  77. Teumessian Fox: same reason why I hate spaniards
  78. AoG: Wait
  79. AoG: I know you
  80. AoG: you are that one guy
  81. AoG: from spain
  82. Teumessian Fox: yeah
  83. AoG: We played gmod like twice
  84. AoG: ahh
  85. Teumessian Fox: yeah
  86. AoG: no shit this is all related to eco
  87. Teumessian Fox: and then something weird happened to Momo
  88. Teumessian Fox: she just sorta fell asleep while playing
  89. Teumessian Fox: and someone kidnapped it
  90. Teumessian Fox: it was hilarious
  91. Teumessian Fox: she freaked out about it and blamed it on me
  92. AoG: right
  93. Teumessian Fox: she literally spoke about something she shouldn't
  94. AoG: Well momo is online
  95. Teumessian Fox: and I don't know how is she alive
  96. Teumessian Fox: where
  97. Teumessian Fox: also why does your profile say you're from israel now
  98. Teumessian Fox: that wasn't there before
  99. Teumessian Fox: so how exactly do you live in mexico?
  100. AoG: Man whatever
  101. AoG: I don't even care about your gal
  102. AoG: And she's online
  103. Teumessian Fox: it's not mine
  104. AoG: She's probably doing some shit to stir drama
  105. Teumessian Fox: it's some fucking stupid dude who used to be my friend and has a twisted personality complex
  106. Teumessian Fox: who probably did it himself since he decided to give up on Momo since he thought she needed money/was a slut
  107. Teumessian Fox: and had a hatesex boner for her or something
  108. Teumessian Fox: it wasn't jones btw
  109. AoG: No shit
  110. Teumessian Fox: it was the guy who was supposed to be her girlfriend
  111. AoG: Jones doesn't fuck women
  112. AoG: he just smokes weed
  113. AoG: all day
  114. Teumessian Fox: boyfriend awdf
  115. Teumessian Fox: lel
  116. Teumessian Fox: as for what you said
  117. Teumessian Fox: you mean new mexico?
  118. AoG: I'M HOWARD JONES.: yeah well
  119. I'M HOWARD JONES.: whenever things like that happen its probably just someone trying to get attention
  120. AoG is now Offline.
  121. Teumessian Fox: yeah I thought she was just making it up until it happened to me
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