Friday Night Request: SMB?

Anonymous requests:
"Anon tries to explain Mario Bros to pone.  Many wtf was had by all"

Here's what I vomited out onto the thread.

>the mane six stare at you like you've grown a second head
>you see Applejack absent-mindedly chew her piece of straw
>Rainbow's eyes nervously dart from side to side
>this might take a while
>you start explaining again
"I understand that videogames are a strange concept. What's important to get is just that they're games that are on screens, instead of boards, and you interact with th-
"We get that part, Anon, but what I don't understand is what the game was about," says Twilight
"Mario Bros? It's like one of the most basic games there, what don't you understand?"
>Fluttershy awkwardly hoofs at the ground, looking down
"Darling, you can't expect us to believe that this "Mahreeo Bros" is about... Dare I say, plumbers, and... I can't make heads or tales of it, honestly," scoffs Rarity
"It's simple, guys, it's two plumbers that fight goombas, travel through pipes, dodge large flowers, spit fire, fly, eat mushrooms, and rescue Princess Peach. It's pretty much what got videogames popular on my world,"
>they aren't getting it
>maybe a demonstration is in order
>you ask Twilight to magic over a TV, a SNES, and a copy of SMB
>you loved lazy writefags, they just used magic as a solution for everything!
>you blow on the cartridge, then in the console
>they stare at you doing this like you've gone all sixes and sevens, while you are getting all warm and fuzzy from the nostalgia
>with a bit of your help, they manage to work the controllers
>Twilight's brain is visibly fuming
"How can such a fat little man jump so high?" she states
"His head must hurt a lot, I hope he's okay" squeaks Fluttershy
>you're beginning to feel like they get it, when suddenly the whole group just drop everything
"Anon this doesn't add up," says Applejack, echoed by the other girls
"Yeah, what's with these flowers?"
"How does he get so big eating mushrooms?"
>Pinkie, who's been quiet this entire time, suddenly cries out
"IS THIS REAL LIFE!?"

I tried