digraph bleah {

        why [label="Why do you\nwant to make\na flowchart?",shape=hexagon,fontsize=17];
        subgraph reasons {
                rank=same;
                node [shape=oval];
                karma [label="I just want\nto get karma"];
                money [label="I just got enough\nmoney to buy\nflowchart software!"];
                like [label="I like flowcharts"];
                hate [label="I hate\npeople"];
                awe [label="I want to do\nawesome things"];
                cool [label="All the cool\nkids are doing it"];
        };

        subgraph to_reader {
                node [shape=box];
                funny [label="Are you funny?"];
                funny_real [label="Are you really?"];
                money_real [label="Did you really?"];
                watermark [label="Do you care\nabout watermarks?"];
                like_really [label="Do you really?"];
                smartdraw [label=<Use SmartDraw&reg;>];
                hangout [label="Wanna hang out sometime?\nWe can talk about Tufte\nand data visualization\n and stuff."];
                jpeg [label="Save as JPEG"];
                donotwant [label="You may want\nto reconsider\nmaking a flowchart"];
                graphviz [label="Use Graphviz"];
                durdle [label="Durdle"];
                punctuate [label="Punctaute all\nthe things!!!"];
                befunny [label="Make fun of decks"];
                png [label="Save as PNG"];
                unless [label="Unless you're\nsome sort of\nmisanthrope"];
        };

        subgraph from_reader {
                node [shape=oval];
                shutup [label="Shutup and\ntell me things!"];
                thatsit [label="That's it?"];
                people [label="I like people"];
        };

        subgraph yes_nodes {
                node [label="Yes",shape=oval];
                funny_yes;
                funny_real_yes;
                like_yes;
                money_yes;
                watermark_yes;
        };

        subgraph no_nodes {
                node [label="No",shape=oval];
                funny_no;
                funny_real_no;
                like_no;
                money_no;
                watermark_no;
        }

        why -> {karma; money; like; hate; awe; cool};

        karma -> funny -> {funny_yes; funny_no};
        funny_no -> durdle;
        funny_yes -> funny_real -> {funny_real_yes; funny_real_no};
        funny_real_no -> punctuate;
        funny_real_yes -> befunny;

        money -> money_real -> {money_yes; money_no};
        money_no -> watermark -> {watermark_yes; watermark_no};
        {money_yes; watermark_no} -> smartdraw;
        {money_no; watermark_yes} -> graphviz;

        hate -> jpeg;

        like -> like_really -> {like_yes; like_no};
        like_yes -> hangout;
        like_no -> donotwant;

        {awe; cool} -> donotwant -> shutup -> png -> thatsit -> unless -> {hate; people};
        people -> png;
}